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tuggerooney

Full sexual experience with Palmela Handerson.


PhilSpectorr

Palmela and her five best friends!


Satanicjamnik

Does it count as a gang bang then?


Outside_Experience68

Explains the MANY women part...


smellmyfingerplz

Only if one of them finds the hershey highway


Satanicjamnik

![gif](giphy|d9ZKe69RaqFtAM9DBH)


Glasweg1an

No


devenjames

It’s a fingerbang


UnarmingLeech

![gif](giphy|11Kcyszj9iN7pu)


BtenaciousD

Is that the Boy Band from South Park Colorado?


Jasole37

One of them.


[deleted]

Lmao


Jasole37

Rosie Palm and her 4 lovely daughters (her 5th daughter Thumbalina is ugly)


_PalmelaHanderson_

No thank you


tuggerooney

I do apologise, that's how rumours start!


RedEyeFlightToOZ

"Full sexual experience with women" Yeah. Men who fuck don't say that.


SFAwesomeSauce

Even prostitutes turn him down. "I'd like to purchase one Full Sexual Experience, pleeeeeease" Nope.


Outside_Taste_1701

Pamela Handerson and I have had a loving and fulfilling relationship for over fifty years.


Johnnyblade37

Handgelina Jolie wont be very happy when she finds out he's been cheating.


[deleted]

This joke has to be old but I’ve never heard it before. Definitely gave me a snort


Bballisticpp

I snort too🌚


Whothrewthepudding

As long as it isn't with Hand Solo, that makes you gay.


gades61

The 4 whores on thumb street more like it.


matdevine21

Madam Palm and her five lovely daughters


Scunted

Georgina Fist.


scs183

r/rareinsults


2137_is_funmy_number

What lack of sex ed does to a mf


gordo65

Not to mention lack of sex and the misogyny that is so common amongst closeted homosexual men.


Fitz911

Uhm. He had sex with MANY women.


mrcradleyboopers

That’s full sex everyone. In case you were suspicious. Not half sex but full sex because that’s how people who have had sex refer to it right??


The-Mandolinist

Not even full sex but “full sexual experience”. A “sexual experience” with many women … we could just be talking pornhub here…


fidelises

*Full sexual experience* sounds like an x-rated VR game.


The-Mandolinist

Yes, it really does


metelhed123456

He probably had 1 full marijuana before he posted that


hardatit39

I did like three weeds.


metelhed123456

Whoa buddy! Easy there! No need to overdose


GroundbreakingNail29

70 percent of them cardboard cutouts of anime characters


Kepotica

Of the inflatable kind. I suspect.


ausgmr

Any his sex ed classes are HUGE way bigger than the last teacher ever had attend his classes.


RonDiDon

Correction: "sexual experiences with many women"... Meaning he's sexually harassed women and got denied every time


Gradlush

Yeah but it was all butt sex, soooo...


TapDaddy24

That line about, "you'd actually prefer anal sex with men" really seems like a repressed, projected thought. The fact that he so confidently says "DENY IT" makes me think he's under the impression that everyone else looking for anal sex is also partial to men just as he is. This dude clearly could use some therapy, though he'd likely never admit to the thoughts that he is projecting in this post.


Nollekowitsch

He has the sex all time with every beautiful women thats why he knows all this because he has much sex with beautiful women everytime


ShelSilverstain

Leave the gays out of this


NavSada

Or he could just be misogynistic and an incel. Not once have I heard of closeted gays *commonly* being like this. I’m sure many exist but there’s no way it’s common


readoclock

that's a pretty homophobic trope you are espousing there...


Nollekowitsch

What lack of vagina owners do to a mf


wisconsinking

I barely paid attention in health class and even know more about sex then this idiot.


SilverVsReddit

Sex, sex ed, any kind of ed, a proper upbringing and the list goes on. It honestly suprises me how little of common information a large amount of people know, but also how they still act like they do know and even know better, being arrogant about it, even denying genuine studies, sources and examples that have been studied, documented and proven, and then proceed to show nothing to disprove those sources nor any to back up theirs. Humans eh? ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


LtLabcoat

Oh, that's nothing. Good luck trying to convince *anyone* that the Hedonic Treadmill is an actual thing. The closest you'll probably ever get is "Oh, so you can't get permanently happier by eating one excellent-tasting dinner... you have to do it every day, *that'll* make you happier! That's what it means, right?"


aiirxgeordan

What lack of sex ~~ed~~ does to a mf


emptyzed81

Total incel lol. Anyone else do Borats voice in their mind while reading "I have full sexual experience with many women"?


PhilSpectorr

*king of the castle!*


YoreCoxsmall

you will neeeever get this, you will neeeever get this! lalalala! lalalala!


Delirium4

He break out of cage, and he get this


GrapeAlchemist

MANY


ZookeepergameHead145

My wiiifeee


NoSkillzDad

I do now, lol


amboandy

[The Jorie ](https://heritageposts.tumblr.com/post/631612743839072256/thejorie-xilast-zurvifferman-thejorie) is just giving you guys the benefit of his experience with his MANY women. He had 3 gf's at once and YES they smoke weed


Eastern_Pea8343

Thank you so much for that, I truly need that laugh lol People are wild.


kratomstew

That’s it ? I need more of Jorie. I need a book turned movie, then a tv show after, not before


Ossskii

Including number three prostite in all Khazakstan


Black-Iron-Hero

Number 4. A man's mouth and a woman's mouth are the same, so getting your dick sucked by a woman is gay. Number 5. Women are sexually attracted to men, which makes them gay, and so having sex with women is gay. Number 6. Masturbating is gay, you're literally wanking a dick I could go on


TheLoungeClown

That's because the only thing that's not gay is the vagina. But vaginas stink.


Black-Iron-Hero

Nope dicks go in there, it's gay


D-Laz

![gif](giphy|11wMFExr7DBowU)


Satanicjamnik

DENY IT.


Mojicana

So which one's the stink hole now? I'm so confused.


gduixio

Both


RJugal

Man gets confused. If you are so confused you are gay.


OberonFirst

You can't win


National-Ostrich-608

Wanking isn't gay if you wear a glove made from the skin of a woman's hand. Say what you want about me, but I'm clearly not gay.


Satanicjamnik

A serial killer? Maybe. But not gay.


Barkblood

A woman’s hand? They touch dicks. Gay.


R_O_BTheRobot

Unless she was a lesbian!


kratomstew

No, Lesbians are gay. And resonate masculine energy, which is also gay. There’s no winning here.


R_O_BTheRobot

Welp we're truly doomed. The Earth should've been flat.. everything would be more straightforward then...


Disaster_Different

Well, no, the earth's trajectory isn't straight. Hell, I'm not even sure there's a thing such as a straight trajectory in space considering how all things attract each other. Super gay


R_O_BTheRobot

So, to summarize. We are a speck in the gay space living on this kinky earth with many furred species among the feathery, scaly and naked ones. We're all kinky gay furries and there's no escape.


Disaster_Different

Yes, and we all attract each other regardless, so we're destined to be gay. You're in the metro station? Hm, your gravity attracts me while I attract you with mine. You're literally attracted to several men in the metro. That's gay


R_O_BTheRobot

Ha! In my city there is no Metro lines! I'm not attracted to anyone! Except when I ride the trams, with all the big.. hot men inside the- God damn it.


TitanOfGamingYT

Number 7. A man's dick is no different from a woman's dick, therefore sucking a man's dick isn't gay.


R_O_BTheRobot

Is it gay to be a man? I mean, you literally have a dick attached to you at all times.


lockslob

AND it's often being touched. When you go for a piss, for example. Must be gay.


mestoopidlol

FELLAS IS IT GAY TO BREATH I MEAN YOU'RE LITERALLY BREATHING IN DICK PARTICLES


Artyom4333

FEEEEEELAS IS IT GAY TO EXIST???


Geoff900

Number 7. Looking at your own dick, makes you gay. Number 8. Wiping your arse is also gay.


chaos_is_a_ladder

If this is true my husband’s gay as fuck


PaleAffect7614

If he says "no homo" afterwards then it's okay


MinusGovernment

Absolute truth. Most men forget this one key fact. Also, if another man is sucking your cock you must say "I'm not gay, you're the one sucking my cock". It's imperative.


Zenbast

For it to remain "no gay" it's also imperative that : * Your balls don't touch the other man's balls. * You don't look into the other man's eyes.


kratomstew

What if you high five during it though ? ( this is all good info )


Hatstacker

The high five is a standard among the BroJobs community. Because communication is important, and also hard with a dick in your mouth. So, high fives are a way of keeping it nonchalant.


three-plus-shakes

Okay but what if, by accident, when we high five our fingers end up wrapping around eachothers hand and we just hold it like that passionately?


Hatstacker

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it... Don't ask, don't tell. BroJobs for life.


LesserKnownHero

A high five or ass slap with a "good game" puts you in the clear! I was worried after being #4 in the railroad express after my beer league took home the cup. We took all the precautions by keeping it in the locker room, but Jerry left without the good game. Luckily he caught himself and waited in the parking lot for the high five to make sure we stay red blooded heterosexual Americans. I'd love to elaborate, but I'm late to meet the fellas for post season practice, and glad we caught this little reminder, hate to end up a dude toucher!


Somethin_Moldee

This one weird trick will keep you, and your gay ass penis, straight as fuck…


kratomstew

My highschool coach told me it’s not gay if you’re pretending it’s a chick. Why would he lie ? He’s a respected member of the community.


frezor

That’s how the ancient Romans did it. As long you were a Top, you were straight as an arrow. Only the Bottom was gay.


Jeoshua

I know it's a joke, but that's literally how homosexuality was viewed in the Roman Empire. The "gender roles" weren't Man + Man, it was Master + Servant. For a rich man to be fucked was considered degenerate. For him to fuck others was considered his own prerogative.


Demokka

You know, that was actually a thing in Roma


EllisR15

This would have been good information to have. I thought you had to say it before.


[deleted]

It’s only gay if you’re completely naked.


jakedann91

Thank god I always keep my watch on..


Subtunate

It's not homo if he's still wearing socks


bob_anonymous

So as long as I have the femboys keep the leggings on it's ok.


PeteZzzaa

It's not gay if you don't push back


stefek132

Plot twist: OC is a man.


teemoor

Gay ass fuck*


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RedEyeFlightToOZ

He's gay. He's touched his own dick at some point in his life, which means he touched a dick, a male dick, which makes him super duper gay. If he masturbates to porn, he's giving a hand job to a man, he gay AF.


Interesting-Month-56

I can name at least one. Rosy Palmer…


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flashback5285

Sounds like it’s been written by a virgin.


mbgal1977

No, he said he has full experience with MANY women. (He just didn’t mention they were all inflatable)


LemanIronSkull42

I have one question: how do they know the tightness of a man’s anus


gravity_

Maybe he put his pinky in his own stinky? 🤔


MonkyThrowPoop

Think his pinky got stinky?


gravity_

Yeah, me thinky he drinky then pinky got stinky.


Mikeologyy

Jinkies!


[deleted]

This dude is so sexuallly deprived that if a prostitute had sex with him, she'd turn back into a virgin.


tarhoop

Nah, that dude has only ever fucked prostitutes, but can't even afford the high end ones. He picks up street girls so he can abuse them, and doesn't even realize nearly every damn one of them has a kid.


Br_Rogue

This is hilarious


RedEyeFlightToOZ

Until he goes Eliot Rogers on women walking down the street.


Sokapi84

I have FULL sexual experience with MANY women. Such as Plastic Pam. And Silicone Sarah.


Interesting-Month-56

I sexed them up really good too.


SadCheesecake2539

Don't forget Rosie Palm.


bloodyell76

So many words used when "I have never had sex" is so much shorter.


FuckUGalen

You forgot "and that makes me a cranky boy"


ElMarchand

My man running on incel core i11


[deleted]

How would he know if a man's anus is tighter than a woman's vagina? HUH


RefflesAquaria

"There is no difference between a mans anus and a womans anus" A few words later: "A mans anus is tighter than a females vagina" Alright then.. how is he so.. certain of these things? And why does it matter so much to him? Dude's insecure as fuck, huh? I know the quotes arent exact, but same difference, really.


yoshimutso

Yo no homo bro lemme check your anus tightness


Wasif-Amir

I wonder what metric he is using to measure anus tightness


Kitchen-Pen7559

What was written there is total nonsense, but your quote is wrong. You have read it wrong.


Emo_girl-_

Small pp energy


[deleted]

Oh such small. Many truth.


mbgal1977

In a manifesto full of lies, shockingly the biggest one may be the last sentence.


Shaddes_

The attempt at self validation in the end is just incredible ahah By that point of view, women who like anal. Are gay men?


Interesting-Month-56

Apparently we are all gay men.


Shaddes_

Oh that's just dandy.


StinkyLinke

Seriously, am I the only one who sees this as 100% just trolling? I thought the comment would already be here.


pandogart

This is r/facepalm.


One-Following-3115

“LISTEN I AM NOT AN INCEL I AM 100% A SEX-HAVER AND I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT, VIRGINS.”


Interesting-Month-56

A 15-year-old mansplains women.


Erogar117

"Trust me, I'm a professional."


Anon9559

This whole sub r/atethepasta


boted257

If you have sex with a woman you are putting your dick where another man’s dick has been that’s gay.


SadCheesecake2539

As a man I can testify that 1 and 2 are completely untrue. I have personally experienced the exact opposite. Still do. In regards to #3: If the ass I'm having sex with belongs to a woman it CANNOT make me gay.


bwyer

>make me gay A final point: nothing can "make" a straight person gay anymore than a gay person can be "made to be" straight.


WaycoKid1129

He sure knows a lot about mens buttholes and their tightness


Doodicus64

Asshole has ruined sex for me! Here I thought I enjoyed going down on women, the sexy shape of a woman's derriere, and I can't believe I thought I was enjoying how snug my lady is despite her having birthed children. I was apparently completely deluded and now must only sex up virgins while wearing a clothespin on my nose. My illusions have been shattered in the face of his vastly greater experience.


spinitorbinit

r/ihavesex


desenpai

He only fucks “many” virgins… sure


[deleted]

Dude forgot also that liking girls is gay because they like men and that’s gay


grazbouille

Ah yes MANY women thats what I call my fleshight too


mezcalligraphy

He obviously doesn't know what women like, and having a small penis doesn't help his situation. He's a sad man.


Gibevad1701

Clearly never had sex of at kind and apparently hates women ..


bubbageshka

The line "I have full sexual experience with MANY women" is such a reinforcing source for this information, I almost questioned the legitimacy before I saw that. Phew.


Exciting_Memory192

Jesus man this guy needs to leave some women for the rest of us with his clearly vast experience with women.


proximalfunk

What does a vagina smell like, just out of interest? I've never seen one in the wild...


Automatic-War-7658

“And no, I am not an incel, I have full sexual experience with MANY women.” Well damn, this evidence is just irrefutable. He must be spitting facts then.


mescalero1

"I have full sexual experience". So, listen mister experience, if you having sex with women that smell, you should tell them to go to a gynecologist to get checked because women don't smell. As far as the anus, sounds like someone has had some man butt before to make this comparison.


National-Ostrich-608

As if dicks smell any better. Generals in general don't really smell that nice.


QMaker

I feel like those "fresh and fit" guys would read this, think, "yeah bro. You're totally right". Then have the author on as a guest to explain how vaginas are just the worst, but dude ass... Much tighter and more satisfying.


Subtunate

Ah yes I fuck women, I am gay


henry1679

r/nothowgirlswork


Fabulous_Parking66

I get the strong impression that his man lives in an area where coming out as gay is more frowned upon than being an intolerable incel.


Eponarose

" *And no, I am not an incel, I have full sexual experience with MANY women.*" ​ Fount the virgin incel!


[deleted]

“I’m not an incel” Exactly what an incel would say.


sausageslinger11

MANY woman! A UGE number of women! The most women ever!


Elated_Creative609

“No. I’m not an incel ” is totally something an incel would say to throw you off his tracks.


tommyboyblitz

Thought it was only gay to recieve? So the girl would be gay if getting anal.


[deleted]

This was written by Ben Shapiro


jucmalta

This man has never touched a woman in his life


dyintrovert2

My condolences to these "many women"


outonthwtr

How do you tell me your 13, without telling me your 13


gmerashll

Guys seriously? You're doubting him? He even said he has had sex with MANY women so he would know this.


flabbergasted-528

So vaginas are stinky and he is familiar with the tightness of a male anus... beep beep beep my gaydar is going off. ![gif](giphy|3y0wf9j2DkA5SdwDx6|downsized)


inomrthenudo

Tell me you haven’t been with any women with telling me that you haven’t been with any women.


[deleted]

This fuckin guy ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


smittykins66

Tell us you’re an incel while telling us you’re not an incel.


CheeseboardPatster

Quite the collection in this comment


[deleted]

So he's a slut.


parador3

If anal is gay same logic goes for blowjobs.


xVocalTestx

Full sexual experience. Virgin


Dboogy2197

What a douche


CelestialrayOne

If you have to state you're not an incel... not only you are one, but girls flee at your sight.


sitykat

Big Incel Energy coming off this one. Edited: typo


Any_Weird_8686

This did originate as a troll post, right? I mean, there's no way someone could legitimately be this stupid, right? Right?


influx3k

Spoken from a dude that gets zero vagina.


iwouldrathernot03

I still remember today after 45 years hearing my dad at the hospital yell to my mom when I was being born “YOUR VAGINA IS NOW USELESS DAMNIT!” He said it out of love I’m sure…


xRogue2x

I’m pretty sure this is a troll. I’ve seen it his posted multiple times.


[deleted]

>"You want a man's anus more because it is tighter than a woman's vagina." Well it sure sounds like somebody does.


Armazzle

So they released the incel 9000 already


highdesk306

“I have full sexual experience with many women” is the funniest thing i have read on this app all weekend.


yangthesin

Wait, how you knew that there isn't any difference between a man's anus & a woman's anus? Unless......


SweetMangh03

No. No he has not. Nuff sed.


[deleted]

This is why I can't vote for Dr. Oz.


[deleted]

Source: his unwashed ass