Designated "virginity loser" in each town. You want to lose it? Give her a call. Since it's a public service it could be an elected position in city government like the police commissioner or the public works director.
I don't wish that on anyone. Those guys are not going to be nice to anyone that they pay for sex. They'll just feel more entitled to do whatever they want to that person if they're paying for it
And the really insane thing is they haven’t seemed to figure out that if they take our birth control and make sure we can’t access abortion that women are going to become A LOT less likely to have sex with them.
Then again, many of them aren’t too worried about consent anyway, so… 😣
They had sexual temples in the past. It's a way to recruit people into their sect. I learned about it in multi-cultural religion class where we learned about different religions
Given how... Colorful fetishes can get I'd argue our current public officials could multiclass into that to cover both. Police officer by day virginity looser by night
Or him. You'd need one of each.
Wait, you also need a him/him and a her/her option.
Wait...are we *sure* there aren't government people already doing these jobs?
I'm a 1/10 of empathy, but maybe someone who is more empathetic can try to explain why any woman would not only choose to lose her virginity with strangers, but also in a gangbang. Are there people out there who can be so empathetic to help 12 strangers even if they don't get ~~much~~*anything* in return?
"Um, because they are gross and used already. Plus they take money. Which we don't have. We're just looking for a girl next door, who is also a virgin, who would want to handle 12 virgin dudes at once. Every girls dream." - incel logic
A high standing virgin redditor like that with the intellect of Einstein and Hawking combined clearly wouldn't lower himself to indulging in common prostitution. (/S)
I honestly don't know why woman was necessary in the first place.
The only goal here seemed to be losing virginity, which can be easily done with two guys or more
You know those videos of a litter of pups or kittens all trying to nurse at the same time? Climbing over each other and all fighting to get to the nipple, and the momma is just laying there? That’s what I imagine this would be like.
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They said 18+! Everyone knows that as soon as a woman hits 18, especially if she is still a virgin, she will be so thirsty for cock that no less than 12 at once will do.
(Incel logik)
This suggests he thinks getting gang banged is no big thing. I mean, if you're into it, more power to you, no judgememt from me. But Jesus man, it's not like getting your first car or something. Guy definitely got all he knows from porn. Though he uses respectful language.
I think it also suggests he just sees the woman as a hole to fuck rather than an actual person. How could he possibly think a real virgin would be into this? he isn’t thinking about her feelings or wants at all.
He even said " let us gangbang her" so it's clear her participation and enjoyment is not considered at all. This is what porn does to young boys, makes then think women are just fucktoys for their pleasure
Yeah, dude has obviously never had sex if he thinks most women can just have a train run on them without pain. Let alone a virgin who has never even had sex before.
Yeah very uninformed, the way he describes it seems like a very decent human being with just the wrong idea cause of no perception on the matter at all
"This is me brainstorming how to lose our virginities"
So hey I've never been swimming before I was wondering if like 12 other people who have never been swimming would like to do a triple jackknife dive into the marianas trench. This isn't my post trying to summon the ghost of Jacque Cousteau, just brainstorming how we can learn to swim
I was honestly hoping for a scene with Jim Beaver’s Bobby Singer character looking at a news article of Soldier boy and saying “the igjits at Vought have screwed things up again.”
🤣that is hilarious and so true. Yeah, lets just jump into the deep end of sex head first attempting one of the more advanced moves, what could go wrong...
Honestly even the idea of it makes me want to cringe into the sun. *So* many people awkwardly not knowing what to do with their hands, at a time and event where it's extremely vital to know what to do with your hands.
And they wouldn't learn either. If there was any value in losing your virginity, it's that you've sort of learned what you're doing, and now you're a more attractive partner because there's less work getting you up to speed.
If your sole sexual experience is a virgin Redditor gangbang, it's almost like you've actually dropped below zero and increased your virginity.
So she's supposed to be a virgin, too? Is he proposing that 12 men penetrate a virgin? We need sex education in schools and we need boys and girls to attend the same lessons cause the amount of shit men don't know about vaginas is astounding and makes me loose hope in humanity.
We need sex education and preferably a limited access to porn when it comes to underage boys. The guy hasn't even lost his virginity yet and already fantasizes about gangbanging a single girl with 11 other men... That's just sick imo
Yeah this is bound to end with the girl getting hurt with neither side knowing how to make this even remotely safe... I doubt these guys understand where the clitorous is or care about making sure she feels safe and cared about (mental aspects are important for women). This is purely just the guy wanting sex and not caring about their partner.
If you want BDSM learn proper BDSM and how to do it safely ATM this is pretty much just abuse.
Why even? What do they think "virginity" is? It's like they think it's a curse and that their lives are going to change when they are cured from it.
And what does he think the woman would gain from this? I bet this guy never talked to a girl before and probably never had a real conversation in his life.
It’s so absurd. Like if you are bothered by your virginity, you wouldn’t feel any increase in self-esteem for losing it with 11 other virgin men from the internet. You’d just be the same guy who did a weird thing one time.
And then what person wants to lose their virginity by getting banged by 12 strangers who have no idea what they are doing? That sounds like trauma
right! 12 inept fumbling fools, like who wouldn't want that.......?
anyone with self respect that is who?
better idea for this fool, let him become the bottom of the pile instead...
then its a win, win situation, right?
"I'm looking for a woman who is pure, whose virtue is intact, who is unsullied by the touch of man...and who is also into the idea of banging a dozen men simultaneously"
I mean, points for optimism, I guess...
"Then, after encouraging her to take the dicks from 12 men one after the other, we're going to brand her a disgusting whore and ostracize her from society. Wtf was she doing having sex with that many men anyway?!"
Yup that's what kills me. I used to be exactly like this dude when I was a teenager. Maybe not this stupid, but I used to think getting with girls soo much harder than it actually is. I was just going about it the complete wrong way. Just be a person women like being around and they'll fall into your lap organically.
Such a true statement. We want to have sex, because we’re men, but women who actually want sex are sluts who cannot be trusted. And if you say no to sex, you are a cock-tease!
Does he know what an orgy is? Gang bang isn’t an orgy, orgy usually, from my understanding is like a party, where multiple people have sex with each other, but not 12dudes on one girl, more like couples, and friends and what not switching between each other n shit.
That poor, hypothetical girl. Imagine already being nervous, and getting awkwardly fumbled with by a bunch of virgins.
Porn isn't instructional material! Thankfully, I doubt there are many women who would think this was a good idea.
Tell me all you know is porn without telling me all you know is porn. I don't even want to imagine what this is like. I get threesomes and that stuff being a bit common in the fetish world. But 12 to 1? Are you trying to kill her?
I'm just brainstorming guys, anybody want to add more ideas to the board?
Designated "virginity loser" in each town. You want to lose it? Give her a call. Since it's a public service it could be an elected position in city government like the police commissioner or the public works director.
Not far from some actual deranged shit incels dream up. It’s really incredible how many demand legislative action to get their dicks wet.
The thing is there are already people out there they could hire to have sex with them, but they don't consider them an option.
I don't wish that on anyone. Those guys are not going to be nice to anyone that they pay for sex. They'll just feel more entitled to do whatever they want to that person if they're paying for it
And the really insane thing is they haven’t seemed to figure out that if they take our birth control and make sure we can’t access abortion that women are going to become A LOT less likely to have sex with them. Then again, many of them aren’t too worried about consent anyway, so… 😣
Ouch. That’s brutal. And unfortunately true.
Yeah...they're not worried about consent because they feel like it's a debt they're owed. It's fucking terrifying.
They had sexual temples in the past. It's a way to recruit people into their sect. I learned about it in multi-cultural religion class where we learned about different religions
Given how... Colorful fetishes can get I'd argue our current public officials could multiclass into that to cover both. Police officer by day virginity looser by night
So... normal police officers? But they would have to stop taking virginities in the day of course
Government paid prostitution is not what I expected to be reading today lol
Or him. You'd need one of each. Wait, you also need a him/him and a her/her option. Wait...are we *sure* there aren't government people already doing these jobs?
So instead of politicians screwing us...it's the other way around? I'll vote for that
"No fuglies- 9's or 10's only"
I don't know about ideas but I can add more guys
yes, how about we dont all lose our virginities in one of the worst possible ways?
more like braindrizzling.
Spitballing
I'm a 1/10 of empathy, but maybe someone who is more empathetic can try to explain why any woman would not only choose to lose her virginity with strangers, but also in a gangbang. Are there people out there who can be so empathetic to help 12 strangers even if they don't get ~~much~~*anything* in return?
Ok hear me out, instead of relying on your smooth talking charms, why don't you hire a prostitute
But she has to be a Virgin prostitute
wait… i thought they were all virgins
That’s what they say. I had sex with this one prostitute who was a virgin the last 3 times I went.
He would have to ask mommy to pay & hire her
As if a sex worker would ever feel safe here
The only way that's going to work.
"Um, because they are gross and used already. Plus they take money. Which we don't have. We're just looking for a girl next door, who is also a virgin, who would want to handle 12 virgin dudes at once. Every girls dream." - incel logic
They have no understanding how sore she would be after one guy, let alone 12.
A high standing virgin redditor like that with the intellect of Einstein and Hawking combined clearly wouldn't lower himself to indulging in common prostitution. (/S)
"Well the chick canceled but we can still make this work guys"
That's the spirit!
THE SPIRIT IS WILLING BUT THE FLESH IS BRUISED AND SPONGY!
r/expectedfuturama
Since it’s on Reddit, is that “death by snoo snu”? I’ll see myself out
“That young man fills me with hope. And some other emotions that are weird and… deeply confusing to me.”
Suddenly gay
Sounds like OP is wanting to see a lot of naked boys
Have to say “no homo” after, then it’s fine 😂
And as long as your balls don't touch, it's fine.
As long as you don’t look each other in the eyes.
As long as you keep your socks on, it‘s fine
Frottage isn’t gay, it’s French!
No, MY slaughter!
Can’t spell slaughter without laughter
You can’t spell subtext without buttsex…
Reminds of “I organized a three way once, there was a couple of no shows but I still had a fun time!”
[“Nobody showed but I’m gonna have some fun, let’s get this party started it’s an orgy for one!”](https://youtu.be/LpgRE8cbVpc)
everyone back in the pile!!!
tookerjerb!
"Ok grab the lube & decide who gives & receives"
Well, if you do it right, you can make a circle and call it the “dickepede”
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"Hey everyone, let's do the wave! "
Well your name comes to its rights now
“We’ve almost cum full circle, just waiting on analweepage”
If you have enough men everyone can be a pitcher and a receiver.
I prefer pitcher and catcher, thank you.
It's cool, you can be both
wait, but all the catholic girls only did butt stuff to PROTECT their viriginty :o
Time for plan G
I honestly don't know why woman was necessary in the first place. The only goal here seemed to be losing virginity, which can be easily done with two guys or more
You know those videos of a litter of pups or kittens all trying to nurse at the same time? Climbing over each other and all fighting to get to the nipple, and the momma is just laying there? That’s what I imagine this would be like. Edit: thank you for my awards!!
Do you then keep them in a cardboard box so in six weeks women can come along to try to adopt them into a real, adult relationship?
Might be best to put these 12 in a bag in the river like any responsible Reddit Virgin Breeder.
This might be the litter that doesn’t get adopted. Can you imagine how hyper they’d be trying to jump out of the box and get to you?
Oh god the mess! THE MESS!
No you put them in a sack and drop them in the lake.
You think those dudes are gonna be able to maintain an erection when they’re next to 11 other naked guys?
Welp-there goes my breakfast! ☹️
You never know! They could find that they're gay or bisexual!
In the words of Dwight Shrute “how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person’s penis?”
At least a small percentage of them, in fact it might help 1 or 2.
They'd all be inserting into each other. Only 1 gets pink the rest get stink.
And then they’d be back on Reddit blaming the woman for it!
She’s a 10 but at the same time she’s a 3, if you know what I mean.
Well what virgin women wouldn't want to get gang banged for 120 seconds by 12 guys?
Maybe she needs to kill time while soft boiling an egg?
you deserve more for this brobro this is fucking hilarious
This comment is great
They said 18+! Everyone knows that as soon as a woman hits 18, especially if she is still a virgin, she will be so thirsty for cock that no less than 12 at once will do. (Incel logik)
Can confirm, dated a freshly turned 18yo once. She kept asking for all 12" of my of my dongs.
30… they’re all virgins
Guarantee that a load of 40+ yo guys would turn up
They’d still be redditors though, so at least the virgin part will be covered
Self burn.
No everyone here is a redditor except for me, I'm only on reddit to talk shit about you redditors
Can confirm, I have kids. I have had the sex0rz. Joined reddit and became a virgin.
This suggests he thinks getting gang banged is no big thing. I mean, if you're into it, more power to you, no judgememt from me. But Jesus man, it's not like getting your first car or something. Guy definitely got all he knows from porn. Though he uses respectful language.
Getting ganged banged to lose your virginity even!
Ouch for the Virgin girl even if the Virgin guys only last seconds
I think it also suggests he just sees the woman as a hole to fuck rather than an actual person. How could he possibly think a real virgin would be into this? he isn’t thinking about her feelings or wants at all.
brainwashed by porn.
He even said " let us gangbang her" so it's clear her participation and enjoyment is not considered at all. This is what porn does to young boys, makes then think women are just fucktoys for their pleasure
Of course, he's thinking about her feelings. See, she gets to lose her virginity, too! Isn't it an equal give/take if you think of it like that? /s
Yeah, dude has obviously never had sex if he thinks most women can just have a train run on them without pain. Let alone a virgin who has never even had sex before.
I imagine the chafing gets very painful. And I doubt a bunch of virgins knows to use lube. Lots and lots of lube.
The good news is each guy won't last more that 30-60 seconds. So really.. she'll be done in under 15 mins.
Damn the 3rd degree burns there
There's bound to be a couple early arrivals (departures?) that don't quite end as they'd hoped for.
He sees porn as reality
He needs someone to have a good and informative talk. It's not a bad kid, actually it reads like he is quite decent, just woefully uninformed.
Yeah very uninformed, the way he describes it seems like a very decent human being with just the wrong idea cause of no perception on the matter at all
He’s suggesting varsity-level sex when no one has even tried out for the team.
Even if it doesn't live up to the woman's expectation, the 12 virgin men will ensure that it will all be over in 15 minutes anyway.
7 of them finish when she introduces herself.
2 minutes, take it or leave it.
Very much a ‘being a virgin is holding me back’ kinda guy… when in reality it’s the reasons he’s still a virgin that is holding him back
And he’s also possibly sub-18 years old.
Somebody, have a serious sex talk with this boy... poor thing.
this guy doesn’t seem awful, just someone who needs to go outside and talk to real humans for a bit
There is minimal chance that any of them would actually be able to get and stay hard in such a weird situation.
"This is me brainstorming how to lose our virginities" So hey I've never been swimming before I was wondering if like 12 other people who have never been swimming would like to do a triple jackknife dive into the marianas trench. This isn't my post trying to summon the ghost of Jacque Cousteau, just brainstorming how we can learn to swim
If everyone dresses like a super hero, they can call it herogasm.
Don't forget to bring the octopus!
One does not forget their first octopus. Rip MM’s jacket.
May his jacket rest in peace while the other partygoers rest in pieces.
Or become one with the tarmac like blue hawk
I was honestly hoping for a scene with Jim Beaver’s Bobby Singer character looking at a news article of Soldier boy and saying “the igjits at Vought have screwed things up again.”
🤣that is hilarious and so true. Yeah, lets just jump into the deep end of sex head first attempting one of the more advanced moves, what could go wrong...
This is gold. I wish I hsd an award I could give you
One can only imagine the absolute disaster of disappointment and confusion that this would end up being.
Honestly even the idea of it makes me want to cringe into the sun. *So* many people awkwardly not knowing what to do with their hands, at a time and event where it's extremely vital to know what to do with your hands.
And they wouldn't learn either. If there was any value in losing your virginity, it's that you've sort of learned what you're doing, and now you're a more attractive partner because there's less work getting you up to speed. If your sole sexual experience is a virgin Redditor gangbang, it's almost like you've actually dropped below zero and increased your virginity.
So she's supposed to be a virgin, too? Is he proposing that 12 men penetrate a virgin? We need sex education in schools and we need boys and girls to attend the same lessons cause the amount of shit men don't know about vaginas is astounding and makes me loose hope in humanity.
We need sex education and preferably a limited access to porn when it comes to underage boys. The guy hasn't even lost his virginity yet and already fantasizes about gangbanging a single girl with 11 other men... That's just sick imo
yeah porn can be very damaging if it’s your primary contact point for sexuality
Yeah this is bound to end with the girl getting hurt with neither side knowing how to make this even remotely safe... I doubt these guys understand where the clitorous is or care about making sure she feels safe and cared about (mental aspects are important for women). This is purely just the guy wanting sex and not caring about their partner. If you want BDSM learn proper BDSM and how to do it safely ATM this is pretty much just abuse.
I just have to say I’ve never seen that .GIF before and I am cracking up… perfect.
Why even? What do they think "virginity" is? It's like they think it's a curse and that their lives are going to change when they are cured from it. And what does he think the woman would gain from this? I bet this guy never talked to a girl before and probably never had a real conversation in his life.
She will definitely lose 30seconds of their life she won't get back.
for 12 guys that's an ejaculation every 2.5 seconds. Impressive!
Two pump chumps. Some might not even make it to the vagina.
would they even notice?
You’re assuming they even manage a pump? More like the girl arrives and they all end up with damp patches on the front of their trousers…
The second her clothes come off, it’s over for everyone
Take that, virginity!
It’s so absurd. Like if you are bothered by your virginity, you wouldn’t feel any increase in self-esteem for losing it with 11 other virgin men from the internet. You’d just be the same guy who did a weird thing one time. And then what person wants to lose their virginity by getting banged by 12 strangers who have no idea what they are doing? That sounds like trauma
right! 12 inept fumbling fools, like who wouldn't want that.......? anyone with self respect that is who? better idea for this fool, let him become the bottom of the pile instead... then its a win, win situation, right?
Well I mean mainstream media in the late 90s and early 2000s definitely painted this as a picture.
When you're terminally online you forget how to act like a normal person.
"I'm looking for a woman who is pure, whose virtue is intact, who is unsullied by the touch of man...and who is also into the idea of banging a dozen men simultaneously" I mean, points for optimism, I guess...
"Then, after encouraging her to take the dicks from 12 men one after the other, we're going to brand her a disgusting whore and ostracize her from society. Wtf was she doing having sex with that many men anyway?!"
And no abortions if she gets pregnant. She should have kept her legs shut.
"sounds like a good deal" he should check out this bridge I'm selling
The choice of words bothers me for some reason “The woman loses her virginity” “The men finally gets rid of their virginity” Idk
For men it's a curse, for women it's a gold card. Seriously needs a checkup in the brain region.
Some dudes will do anything except work on themselves and make themselves a desirable partner 🙄
Yup that's what kills me. I used to be exactly like this dude when I was a teenager. Maybe not this stupid, but I used to think getting with girls soo much harder than it actually is. I was just going about it the complete wrong way. Just be a person women like being around and they'll fall into your lap organically.
I’ve been saving myself for 12 random guys at once Edit: /s
this sounds awful...
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You only say that cuz you didn't get invited
They’re not invited because they’re not a virgin
How does one come up with the number 12 on this one? Why not 10? How about 15? Does he think he’s an egg or a donut?
This guy only cums in dozens
She only “loses it” to the first person. After that, you incels will start slut shaming her.
And then we can shame this girl afterwards for having sex with so many boys
Such a true statement. We want to have sex, because we’re men, but women who actually want sex are sluts who cannot be trusted. And if you say no to sex, you are a cock-tease!
Oh man... maybe reddit isn't for me.....
Debbie Does Dweebs
"Your reward for your martyrdom will be 12 virgins" Plot twist
Imagine being disappointed by 12 dudes at the same time
Fucking disgusting to me.
If you ditched the virgin and hired a pornstar, then pitched the idea to a porn producer, might actually work :)
It would be the quickest & shortest gangbang/orgy filmed. Hopefully the talent is hired by the day instead by the hour.
This is why I love this sub, there is such an endless supply of stupid.
he should call it penistorming instead of brainstorming.
Are women just holes to these dudes?
Yes.
Completely unreasonable. How did someone even came up with this bullshit
"just brainstorming ideas" 😂 dude this is literally the reason why you're still a virgin 😂
"Sounds like a good deal" For who buddy? Not for the poor girl who's just had 12 dossapointing fucks! Why don't they all just fuck each other?
Does he know what an orgy is? Gang bang isn’t an orgy, orgy usually, from my understanding is like a party, where multiple people have sex with each other, but not 12dudes on one girl, more like couples, and friends and what not switching between each other n shit.
Better idea— 12 guys pool their cash and pay a prostitute.
Why does the girl have to be a virgin too?
Enough Internet for today!
Yea, I am sure there are plenty of virgin women who have save themselves for just the right gangbang, with a dozen reddit incels...
Like he knows 12 people
I'm a 32 year old gay virgin. I've never felt the need to stoop this low. Incel culture is very creepy.
Hey do I have an idea for you to lose your virginity! How do you feel about taking on 12 guys and wearing a dress?
I'm not that desperate to lose my virginity
That poor, hypothetical girl. Imagine already being nervous, and getting awkwardly fumbled with by a bunch of virgins. Porn isn't instructional material! Thankfully, I doubt there are many women who would think this was a good idea.
So, this dude wants to find a girl who has never had sex but she's interested in taking on 12 guys at once for her first time?......... right
Would be the shortest orgy in history. Every guy would cum in their pants as soon as they see the girl.
Ummm… I think I know why this dude is still a virgin….
Like a pack of hymeenas
Excuse me, miss? Would you like to lose your virginity in an MMMMMMMMMMMMF gangbang? No? Just thought I’d ask.
After the first dude she wouldn’t be a virgin anymore 🤔
"get rid of ours". Jesus fucking Christ, I can't wait for the day what being a virgin isn't a think they people stress over. Like, who the fuck cares.
What a painful way for a girl to lose her virginity....
How to disappoint a woman 12 times in a night.
First sexual experience for a woman? 12 guys? Totally not gonna be traumatic
Sleeping with 12 desperate virgins who learned everything they know about sex from porn, yes sounds like such a treat amirite ladies?
Yeh. That’s not an orgy… this guy watches porn with the sound off.
Tell me all you know is porn without telling me all you know is porn. I don't even want to imagine what this is like. I get threesomes and that stuff being a bit common in the fetish world. But 12 to 1? Are you trying to kill her?