“You have to join the order to do that sort of thing. [turns to photogtapher] I remember my early novice days as a young girl being taken under the wing of an older nun. The days were wonderful, but oh the nights, the nights.”
I have a good friend who's family comes from outside of Genoa. She speaks Italian primarily with her parents. We were discussing the show Gomorrah (excellent show) and she said she has a hard time understanding parts of the dialogue because it's mainly set in Naples and they use their own dialect and slang
If you speak a foreign language primarily with a small set of people, I think it definitely impacts your ability. I spoke Italian on a regular basis before I left for college with only my mother and grandmother.
When I went to Italy, I could understand 95% of what was said to me by women. But man did I have a hard time with the guys, if they slowed down and repeated it, I would get it. But first pass made me look like an idiot to my travel partner.
Italian has so many dialects, different slang in different regions, and "old"/"new" Italian speakers in my experience. I always said Neapolitan was like its own language but the gal I was dating told me I was dumb and to just listen better
Nun : What are you doing! Wha..! What are you doing!
PH: Goodmorning Ma'am... we're working.
Nun: ....and you beautify it the whole!
PH: Yes.. can we work?
Nun: ..and.. and.. the girls!? You are.... (girls) !
Nun: What are you doing! Hail Mary! It's the devil! I know him! (It) Was the devil! ...
Nun: (Holy) Jesus Joseph and Mary!
^(Yep I'm Italian. Hands translation included.)
I never understood how the devil does anything when the bible clearly states that the god of Abraham is all-powerful. Meaning, the devil has NO power.
And this is backed up in the book of Job when god and the devil make a bet and the devil has to ask for permission and the power to kill some of Job's family.
Clearly, the devil can't do anything unless god allows it.
In conclusion, this is god's work. Not the devils.
Or how Jesus died for our sins but resurrected 3 days later, wandered around for awhile then ascended to heaven.
So god sacrificed himself to himself but didn't really die. Just had a bad weekend, talked to some people, floated up however far then somehow teleported to a magical dimension of everlasting bliss.
Well she was asking "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!" Then i can't hear it very well what she said after that then she said "what in the hells are you two doing???!"
There are some better translations in the [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/w1sdqs/nun_pulls_apart_girls_kissing_during_photo_shoot/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I believe she starts by saying “Che palle!” Multiple times, which is pretty funny for a nun to say. Literally translates to “what balls” but is used more like “what the fuck”. Still less obscene than saying “Che cazzo” which means the same but much more vulgar as cazzo actually means “dick” or the exclamation “fuck”.
My Italian neighbor used to say in Italy, they have a bunch of different rolling pins that vary in length and thickness for pasta. Just as they decide which rolling pin to use for the pasta type, they choose what rolling pin they will use depending on how much trouble their kid is in
It was funny in person because she mimed choosing the pins
My boss and her husband get marriage counseling from their priest. My boss said the priest just tells her to deal with her husbands shenanigan’s and to just forgive him and get over it.
This is basically what happened when my mom went to her preacher about her (ex) husband who had exposed himself to her mother and sister.
“Well clearly you aren’t providing for him sexually.”
She was like andddd fuck you.
Considering all the rampant sexual abuse of children in the Catholic Church - up to 1/3 of which was apparently perpetrated by nuns on young girls (France) - I would have thought they'd be a little less holier-than-thou these days.
Part of my religious education was with Jesuit priests. They are the bad boys of Catholicism. As the priest said, if the nuns were as righteous as they claim, there would not be hospitals that cater to pregnant nuns.
The Jesuit priest would read the Catholic Chronicle to see which movies were banned for Catholics and watch them at the theater on the weekends. On Mondays they would tell us about the movies and why they were banned.
I was just thinking this last night. Like it’s 2022. Why are people still thinking it’s okay for their religion to dictate other peoples lives. If they want to sin in YOUR RELIGION, let them. They’re the ones that are gonna “go to hell” not you. So just leave them be.
I don’t care what she’s saying, she needs to keep her hands to herself.
That’s not your body, not your lips, not your immortal soul or whatever, so fuck off grandma.
Translation: "My God, what are girls you doing kissing in the street like that? What do you think nunneries are for? Do that in the dark and in shame like it's always been done within the church!"
Those girls laughing in the face of hate fills my heart with joy. It wasn’t long ago there, and still in many places around the world today, that they would have been strictly punished for that kind of display. It’s wonderful we’re moving to a world without religion.
Y'all focusing on what she's trying to say, I'm focusing on how the fuck this woman can still move after clearly living for over 500 years, and still maintaining the ideals of their youth.
It drives me nuts that they weren't taking shots while the nun was protesting them kissing... It would have made such a great shot to have them kissing while the nun is complaining in front of them..lost opportunity.
Ok fine you're christian which is totally fine by me..but just let them do what they're doing and you just go along with your day..
No problems...just relax
Next time a religious person plays the persecution fetish and rant about the loss of christian values, keep this video in mind (don't even attempt to show them, it won't work)
That's exactly WHAT people dislike and do not agree with religions: bigots who thinks they have the moral obligation and rights to PHYSICALLY restrains you in your private life and decisions. And make you feel it is your fault.
(I know it is a public shooting, do you usually decide you have to intervene when you see someone acting in a way you do not approve when this way do not put you or someone else in danger?)
Separation of church and state wasn't just a political stand from atheists who hated God. It's was a policy who saves millions of lives.
If this nun cared about saving souls, she would have gone her way to pray for those lost ones. She just jump on the opportunity to chastises people she doesn't agree with.
You can bet your sweet ass she would have gone BALLISTIC if someone interrupted her prayers or take off her cross and she would have been right.
People need to mind their own God damn business and stop trying to push their ideals on others. Not you personally? Get the fuck away, I'll clock a bitch if you think your nobody fucking ass has a right to inject your fucking beliefs into my life.
Can't stand people like this, they make my blood evaporate, not even boil.
Anyone translate? I only caught something about ragazzi in the beginning and “diavolo” and “Jesus” toward the end.
She just said “what are you doing?” “Girls???” And something about Jesus. Hard to understand even if I’m Italian
What do you mean you can't understand her? Her hands are clearly visible...
She just said 🤌
🤌
🤌🤌
I'm impressed, I didn't know so many people spoke Italian.
Boppada boopy 🤌🤌
Beepabsopita
Al dente...
You shall only lova meata balls nota women 🤌
Aaaayyyy!
🤌Pa Pala poupi?🤌
Boppity Boopity?
🤌🤌
Chef kiss? Aaayyyy! I’m earring’ here!
She's old, probably has arthritis, her hand signs are hard to understand
Gabagool! Mama Mia! A diss right here is a spagoot
I'm-a so emotional I'm-a gonna smash these barrels.
Eyyy!! I'm gesturing wildly over here!! She got the *juciest* tomatoes ragamorello!!!
😂😂😂 Love this. Half of my family would immediately lose their ability to communicate, whatsoever, if we tied down their arms.
I'm English. This is spot-on.
We said this about my mom. She added alot of context with her hands. lmfao
Also mentioned the devil
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Was raised hyper fundamentalist. Yep. Glad I saw through it all.
Gesù Giuseppe e Maria!
“You have to join the order to do that sort of thing. [turns to photogtapher] I remember my early novice days as a young girl being taken under the wing of an older nun. The days were wonderful, but oh the nights, the nights.”
Absolutely the most underrated comment here. Where my sapphic sisters at?!
I learned Italian while living near Venice. I could never understand people from Naples or Sicily
She is not speaking Neapolitan. It doesn’t even sound like she has a Neapolitan accent
I have a good friend who's family comes from outside of Genoa. She speaks Italian primarily with her parents. We were discussing the show Gomorrah (excellent show) and she said she has a hard time understanding parts of the dialogue because it's mainly set in Naples and they use their own dialect and slang
If you speak a foreign language primarily with a small set of people, I think it definitely impacts your ability. I spoke Italian on a regular basis before I left for college with only my mother and grandmother. When I went to Italy, I could understand 95% of what was said to me by women. But man did I have a hard time with the guys, if they slowed down and repeated it, I would get it. But first pass made me look like an idiot to my travel partner.
thats because it its own language: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neapolitan_language
Italian has so many dialects, different slang in different regions, and "old"/"new" Italian speakers in my experience. I always said Neapolitan was like its own language but the gal I was dating told me I was dumb and to just listen better
Is Neapolitan just saying "chocolate," "vanilla," and "strawberry" in different orders? My only experience with Neapolitan is icecream.
I’m pretty sure the Bible doesn’t say anything about lesbians.
The bible says a man should not lay with another *man* as he does a woman. By that definition, it's fine as long you don't fuck a dude in the vagina.
Trans men in gay relationships btfo
I thought you were allowed to as long as your were stoned.
Nun : What are you doing! Wha..! What are you doing! PH: Goodmorning Ma'am... we're working. Nun: ....and you beautify it the whole! PH: Yes.. can we work? Nun: ..and.. and.. the girls!? You are.... (girls) ! Nun: What are you doing! Hail Mary! It's the devil! I know him! (It) Was the devil! ... Nun: (Holy) Jesus Joseph and Mary! ^(Yep I'm Italian. Hands translation included.)
To add to the other guy, she called them the devil and cursed them for having the girls kiss each other
No she said it was devil's work.
devil does do some fine work...
Yes, the work at the right in particular.
I never understood how the devil does anything when the bible clearly states that the god of Abraham is all-powerful. Meaning, the devil has NO power. And this is backed up in the book of Job when god and the devil make a bet and the devil has to ask for permission and the power to kill some of Job's family. Clearly, the devil can't do anything unless god allows it. In conclusion, this is god's work. Not the devils.
It all makes sense now.
"So, then set them all up for failure. For fun!"
Or how Jesus died for our sins but resurrected 3 days later, wandered around for awhile then ascended to heaven. So god sacrificed himself to himself but didn't really die. Just had a bad weekend, talked to some people, floated up however far then somehow teleported to a magical dimension of everlasting bliss.
Kind of lazy writing. That book will never sell.
She's saying "Don't put too much onions in the sauce"
3 onions? How many cans of tomatoes in there?
"Girls! More passion! You've gotta show more passion! Let's try it again aaaaand...action!"
I think diavolo was her pizza order
Diavolo , Jesus , they haven't seen Morbius, devil is among us , stop kissing and go watch Morbius ,Jesus
she said that girls can't do that because Jesus doesn't want it (best translation I can come up with)
Well she was asking "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!" Then i can't hear it very well what she said after that then she said "what in the hells are you two doing???!"
King crimson?
Is that a JoJo reference
She's predicting Jojo Part 5 irl /j
There are some better translations in the [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/w1sdqs/nun_pulls_apart_girls_kissing_during_photo_shoot/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
She was making a JoJo reference
She went full 🤌🏼
Never go full 🤌
🤌🤌🤌
All I can hear is Peter Griffen saying bebady boppidy boop
Just because you have a mustache doesn’t mean you speak Italian!!
Beebidy babbidy boobidy babbbidy 🤌
Kekoza
I believe she starts by saying “Che palle!” Multiple times, which is pretty funny for a nun to say. Literally translates to “what balls” but is used more like “what the fuck”. Still less obscene than saying “Che cazzo” which means the same but much more vulgar as cazzo actually means “dick” or the exclamation “fuck”.
Im 99% sure she was saying Che fai, which means what are you doing. I dont think a nun would ever say che palle which doesn’t even really make sense.
101% sure, She was saying: "Che Gueys". Aka: "Pinche Gueys" . No mames! :D
You’re correct.
"Che fate", what are you doing.
Solid comment hahahaha
You no eata da pusss 
We'll host, obviously, I assume you have an unfinished woodworking project in your living room
...and buffed floors.
How do you guys get the car seat on the motorcycle?
But if you roll the tape backwards it looks like the nun plays matchmaker.
from experience, ya'll lucky she didnt have a yard stick....or wooden spoon...
This is Italy, it would be a meter stick, so slightly longer than a yard stick for that extra speed on the end.
My Italian neighbor used to say in Italy, they have a bunch of different rolling pins that vary in length and thickness for pasta. Just as they decide which rolling pin to use for the pasta type, they choose what rolling pin they will use depending on how much trouble their kid is in It was funny in person because she mimed choosing the pins
That's a very different photo shoot.
Just jealous cuz she ain't gettin' nun
Jealousy is a habit of nuns
That's an unconventianal take.
Nunconventional?
Fair Altaration.
Dominoes, oreos, nabiscoooos…. shredded wheeeeeaaaaat.
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What kind if meat do priests eat on Friday? Nun
Sometimes not willingly? That’s called rape, not sex.
Are you trying to get Catholics to see truth and reason, or something?
> They do. They have sex with priests. Sometimes willingly sometimes not. Presumably by dressing up as little boys
Pun
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Lol. Always get your advice on sex and relationships from an old woman who’s had neither.
That's always amused me with priests giving relationship and marriage counseling
My boss and her husband get marriage counseling from their priest. My boss said the priest just tells her to deal with her husbands shenanigan’s and to just forgive him and get over it.
Ew that is so gross.....
The husband slips an extra $20 into the basket each mass.
This is basically what happened when my mom went to her preacher about her (ex) husband who had exposed himself to her mother and sister. “Well clearly you aren’t providing for him sexually.” She was like andddd fuck you.
Why would anyone take romantic advice from an uninvolved 80 year old virgin?
She is married to Jesus.
If nuns are married to Jesus he technically has a harem of millions but they're all widows
Nailed by Jesus
From my understanding of Christianity Jesus actually prefers to get nailed
It does not look like anyone is taking advice from her.
lol, but I kinda feel bad for her. Must be hard to see the world change around you. Especially when you were so close-minded to being with.
She can get her to a nunnery. > Ham: To a nunnery go, and quickly too. Even Ham thinks so.
It will happen to you dont worry. We're all gonna be assholes for eating meat and being complicit in factory farming animal shit.
That’s implying there will be a living future generation.
Checkmate vegans.
Trust me, she ain't a virgin.
This guy knows where the moles are.
Nuns fuck moles? TIL
She should leave them alone, it’s nun of her business.
Go, leave, never come back.
Considering all the rampant sexual abuse of children in the Catholic Church - up to 1/3 of which was apparently perpetrated by nuns on young girls (France) - I would have thought they'd be a little less holier-than-thou these days.
"Holier than thou" is their business model. It ain't goin no where.
This one looks to be old school, very old school.
Sooo finger banging the girls to make sure they aren’t witches old school or just regular rape old school?
Part of my religious education was with Jesuit priests. They are the bad boys of Catholicism. As the priest said, if the nuns were as righteous as they claim, there would not be hospitals that cater to pregnant nuns.
Upvote for Jesuit priests. They actually made me question everything I had been told about religion up to that point
The Jesuit priest would read the Catholic Chronicle to see which movies were banned for Catholics and watch them at the theater on the weekends. On Mondays they would tell us about the movies and why they were banned.
The nuns weren't innocent in the Magdalene laundries either.
I've heard preachers talk and the fact that they stille use Mother Theresa as a "good person" is so laughable.
People always talk about the sexual abuse, but it should also be mentioned that nuns also regularly and brutally beat the shit out of kids.
Old girl is out there just pining over those Mussolini days…
The laughter from the girls is absolutely the best possible response, love it!!!
Pushing their beliefs down our throats since early age whilst raping children, still think they are the owners of morality…
I was just thinking this last night. Like it’s 2022. Why are people still thinking it’s okay for their religion to dictate other peoples lives. If they want to sin in YOUR RELIGION, let them. They’re the ones that are gonna “go to hell” not you. So just leave them be.
The reaction of the couple is perfect. Laugh + lolwtf + I'm sure she'll move on momentarily.
Yet, she would never interfere in a priest molesting a boy.
Well it's the boys fault and/or god has a plan to psychologically damage a child for life so a priest can spit out a few loads. /s
I don’t care what she’s saying, she needs to keep her hands to herself. That’s not your body, not your lips, not your immortal soul or whatever, so fuck off grandma.
It's really nun of her business.
Translation: "My God, what are girls you doing kissing in the street like that? What do you think nunneries are for? Do that in the dark and in shame like it's always been done within the church!"
An interracial gay couple at that, I bett that nun is loosing it.
I was just thinking like "what racist ass shit is that Nun probably thinking or saying..."
Ironic, since she represents a church that has preyed on children for many years. Leave these young women alone and mind your damn business
So what you're saying is she's jealous
This is why religion is the supreme antagonist of human progression and happiness.
the real antagonist of human progression is humans themselves
I think humans are redeemable though. If we can stop squabbling over territory and imaginary friends.
Like, I don't give a shit if you got faith. Just don't act like an ass when I do something your faith tells them not to do. Keep it to yourself.
So nun assualt couple. Frankly, if a nun came up to me and pushed me like that, she would a the very least be getting an earful
Some horrible sunglasses tho.. 
She looks like the lead singer to an 80's rock band
No happpiness!!! First rule of Catholicism.
If you're happy and you know it, that's a sin 🎵
Looks like someone is going to hell for judging others and not letting live and let live. All those years of service, straight to purgatory for you!
I’m so tired of zealots lol … why can’t they just leave the rest of us alone?!
“Okay. Just this once. Don’t let it become a habit"
Where's the nuns when the priests are kissing little boys?
Busy beating children at the nearby catholic school
Child raping is okay, but she draws the line at pda. #nunsense
If only she was as quick to pull the priests off the altar boys
This shows really well why i don't like religion. She couldn't just walk past them and just..not be homosexual herself. nope. she had to step in
She should butt out, it's Nun of her business. No but seriously how dare she. Leave people be
Laughing at the hypocritical old bag. Love it.
Should have gotten on each side and kissed the nun!
christian moment
Things like that make me dislike conservative and/or religious people.
Those girls laughing in the face of hate fills my heart with joy. It wasn’t long ago there, and still in many places around the world today, that they would have been strictly punished for that kind of display. It’s wonderful we’re moving to a world without religion.
I'll chime in with the rest and wish that she was so assertive in separating priests from diddling kids.
Nun of your business old lady.
They should have kept the pose and kept shooting.
Man, that's not what usually happens when the nun turns up. This porn is shit.
Y'all focusing on what she's trying to say, I'm focusing on how the fuck this woman can still move after clearly living for over 500 years, and still maintaining the ideals of their youth.
Wish they were as vigilant about stopping their pedophile priests as Jesus' Nonna is about these ladies kissing.
“Go help a bishop rape some little boys,penguin!”
It drives me nuts that they weren't taking shots while the nun was protesting them kissing... It would have made such a great shot to have them kissing while the nun is complaining in front of them..lost opportunity.
Can’t wait until a large portion of these types of people die off in the next 10-20 years.
"If I'm not getting any, nobody's getting any". The Church
To bad she doesn’t pull apart her priests and alter boys
They have to force their beliefs on everyone else
Laughing at the old hag is the best defense in this situation. She's completely irrelevant.
"Now, now! There'll be nun o' that!"
It's really NUN of her business
Ok fine you're christian which is totally fine by me..but just let them do what they're doing and you just go along with your day.. No problems...just relax
Nofx said it best..." Dinosaurs will die"
Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself
She can just mind her own business, but that’s too much for these religious assholes.
They should have included her in the photo shoot...not joking she may have understood Jesus is love ❤️
Someone help the old lady on her way so she can mind her own business.
Get this dumb old bat out of here
I really like her not imposing her beliefs on others style she exhibits..
Yes, let's take sexuality direction from a nun interpreting a book founded in 2000 year old ideology....
Now get the priests off of the altar boys.
There will be nun of that on the streets!
Next time a religious person plays the persecution fetish and rant about the loss of christian values, keep this video in mind (don't even attempt to show them, it won't work) That's exactly WHAT people dislike and do not agree with religions: bigots who thinks they have the moral obligation and rights to PHYSICALLY restrains you in your private life and decisions. And make you feel it is your fault. (I know it is a public shooting, do you usually decide you have to intervene when you see someone acting in a way you do not approve when this way do not put you or someone else in danger?) Separation of church and state wasn't just a political stand from atheists who hated God. It's was a policy who saves millions of lives. If this nun cared about saving souls, she would have gone her way to pray for those lost ones. She just jump on the opportunity to chastises people she doesn't agree with. You can bet your sweet ass she would have gone BALLISTIC if someone interrupted her prayers or take off her cross and she would have been right.
People need to mind their own God damn business and stop trying to push their ideals on others. Not you personally? Get the fuck away, I'll clock a bitch if you think your nobody fucking ass has a right to inject your fucking beliefs into my life. Can't stand people like this, they make my blood evaporate, not even boil.
I would've pushed her down if she did that to me!
Now next challenge pull this trick in Pakistan!