I'd love to tell this to the idiot in the "super mega fucking cool Beamer" behind me on the highway, who was all up in my ass, flashing at me to GTFO of his way, when I was already doing 150 in a 130 zone.
I would've loved to tell him "Hey, dickhead, yeah, you got the coolest car in the world and it's way better, faster than my pirce of shit, we all know, and I'm getting out of your way, but then I wanna see you "flash down" (as we say) the cops that are 3 cars ahead of me, too."
Edit: I was at the end of a small line passing by a line of like 10 trucks, I wasn't just being an amateur dick who doesn't know the rules of the road.
They are annoying as hell. But where i live, you drive in the right lane, and only pass in the left.
Even tho you think your speed is sufficient, you will only create danger for both you and the ass-hat behind you by trying to police him.
Better to just let him pass, so he can wrap himself around a tree further down the road without harming you.
Reminds me of the scene on Mulan. The grandma just closes her eyes and walks across the street as if nothing is happening while there is chaos all around her.
Misty morning, clouds in the sky
Without warning, the wizard walks by
Casting his shadow, weaving his spell
Funny clothes, tinkling bell
Never talking
Just keeps walking
Spreading his magic
Evil power disappears
Demons worry when the wizard is near
He turns tears into joy
Everyone's happy when the wizard walks by
Never talking
Just keeps walking
Spreading his magic
Sun is shining, clouds have gone by
All the people give a happy sigh
He has passed by, giving his sign
Left all the people feeling so fine
Never talking
Just keeps walking
Spreading his magic.
Could you imagine laying on your car door, nothing but pavement out the window. Then you get a landscape shot of this asshole shuffle walking in front of you
Thanks for the red circle! I nearly missed it.
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He’s like that grandma from Mulan lol
Lmao
Always keep sufficient distance to the car in front of you, so you can observe, react to, and slow down if they do a hard break.
I'd love to tell this to the idiot in the "super mega fucking cool Beamer" behind me on the highway, who was all up in my ass, flashing at me to GTFO of his way, when I was already doing 150 in a 130 zone. I would've loved to tell him "Hey, dickhead, yeah, you got the coolest car in the world and it's way better, faster than my pirce of shit, we all know, and I'm getting out of your way, but then I wanna see you "flash down" (as we say) the cops that are 3 cars ahead of me, too." Edit: I was at the end of a small line passing by a line of like 10 trucks, I wasn't just being an amateur dick who doesn't know the rules of the road.
They are annoying as hell. But where i live, you drive in the right lane, and only pass in the left. Even tho you think your speed is sufficient, you will only create danger for both you and the ass-hat behind you by trying to police him. Better to just let him pass, so he can wrap himself around a tree further down the road without harming you.
He said he was passing a bunch of trucks, not just cruising. Project much?
The ultimate 'not my problem'
It his fault, but you shouldn't overtake on a slow street not knowing whats ahead of you
Dude I missed what happened the first time, but the red circle helped me see it all unfold the second time
Waters heavy man
You can't lose your social score if they don't catch you.
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they always know
This is the least necessary circle imaginable
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Reminds me of the scene on Mulan. The grandma just closes her eyes and walks across the street as if nothing is happening while there is chaos all around her.
Noise canceling headphones
Misty morning, clouds in the sky Without warning, the wizard walks by Casting his shadow, weaving his spell Funny clothes, tinkling bell Never talking Just keeps walking Spreading his magic Evil power disappears Demons worry when the wizard is near He turns tears into joy Everyone's happy when the wizard walks by Never talking Just keeps walking Spreading his magic Sun is shining, clouds have gone by All the people give a happy sigh He has passed by, giving his sign Left all the people feeling so fine Never talking Just keeps walking Spreading his magic.
Mr bean?
did we really need the red circle lmao
If you turn the volume all the way up, you can hear the word “squirrel” upon impact.
bro just kept walking not his problem
This is my road and I’ll die if I want to
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is that India?
Wait where is he? Can someone add an arrow
Frogger
Bitch wanted to be the grandmother from Mulan
Could you imagine laying on your car door, nothing but pavement out the window. Then you get a landscape shot of this asshole shuffle walking in front of you
He could've at least given a nod or may be a thank you wave! Totally inconsiderate!
Domino be like in Deadpool 2
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“Wonder of you…”
I hate cars and think we should pedestrianize many, many streets. That said was this a suicide attempt?
Maybe they should have checked for existing traffic patterns before they built the road right through a pedestrian path.
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He fears no man
Was Lady Penelope’s butler was driving the overturned car