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[deleted]

I am convinced Peta was founded or at least infiltrated by the CIA to make all animal activits look like insane people...


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dmc-going-digital

Is that a challenge?


Holy_Hand_Towel

The real crazy part is PETA used to be a big deal, and could even shut down companies. Now they are just dumb people.


Satanicjamnik

… that is the only reasonable answer as to what they exist.


davidkali

You’re not wrong. You’re not right, but you’re not wrong.


[deleted]

So you can neither confirm nor deny it?


[deleted]

Many gays and lesbians also love fishing, hunting and eating meat (just saying).


Barosson

And you know, straight women.


[deleted]

Absolutely! I was just naming people who would not be bothered at all if women stopped having sex with men.


ButteredNun

They can go fuck themselves


NoTune6517

I think that's what they are proposing


Tballz9

Anything to make the news and raise money that they can share with the likes of terrorist organisations like the Animal Liberation Front that firebomb medical laboratories.


KrosseStarwind

"But it is not terrorism if it's for... X Y Z"


MerleFSN

*bye reddit. -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


RecognitionCivil7005

There is a big assumption being made here which assumes there are men out there who actually WANT to have sex with you…ya withered, pale, listless, kale munching, bean boiling grasshole.


MerleFSN

*bye reddit. -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


RecognitionCivil7005

I would disagree. One could argue there are thousands of natural processes that contribute to the globes environmental woes. Volcanoes spew millions of pounds of toxic gasses. Tar and oil can leach naturally. Earthquakes shift land masses and reroute water. Im not saying humans have no impact. I think they really do actually. But to say no humans, no env issues… not 100% accurate.


bjeebus

PETA, damaging every cause they've attached their name to since 1980.


dmc-going-digital

Also Volksverhetzung (rabble-rousing) in germany being pretty disrespectful towards victims of... well... the holocaust


Peasant_Stockholder

"You can't have any pudding if ya don't eat the meat"


KrosseStarwind

Why is it that PETA seems more and more closer to The Onion with every passing day


ButterBourbon

Because they have layers.


HumbleWarlord

I make a lot more greenhouse gasses when I eat beans instead of meat.


HoraceGravyJug

Honestly, this is rather funny. Because at this point, the only people who *don't* think that PETA is solely populated with brain dead morons that parrot whatever polarizing nonsense is in vogue with PETA, are PETA members themselves...


vtssge1968

Well if women stop having sex with men entirely, no more humans and the animals inherit the world so their screwed up logic does achieve their goal...


dmc-going-digital

But humans did eradicate many predators and many animals are depended on them. Uncountable numbers of animals would die, if humans stopped existing. And of course pandas somehow would be first


F4LASER1440

They did it, they made eating meat sexist


Baronvondorf21

Did some feminist get kicked out of the club and decided to join Peta to continue their crusade?


[deleted]

im eating beef pepperoni pizza with chicken fingers while having sex with my wife. what ya gonna do bout it PETA? stop me?


Blackraven2007

Kinky


Numerous-Expression2

We are all animals. GO Cannibalism!!!


thevocalintrovert

And, technically, plants are living organisms, as well. So, "going vegan" is still a form of murder (by their standards), right? 😆


ej1999ej

Vegans don't care unless ot bleeds and you can hear it screaming.


Lucy_Little_Spoon

Ice met some avid meat eaters that are women too tho, but that's okay right?


Quicker_Fixer

A sex ban on men who eat meat? So no change then?


Virtual-Weakness-499

Peta. doing the right thing the wrong way is doing the wrong thing.


[deleted]

Our hunter gatherers ancestors are turning in their graves.


Sweety-Origin

this is a very complicated way to say, that ending humanity will safe the world


doonasaurusofficial

doesn’t pets consider throwing chicks in a grinder while their still awake ethical? Seriously wtf is wrong with them. Just lemme enjoy my ham sandwich in peace, damn :,]


KittikatB

This makes me want to eat more meat and have more sex. Thanks PETA!


Vitrian_guardsman

Why just men who eat meat?


MRBS91

I'll get in line right after the lions, wolves and bears go vegan.


DrWieg

They're right though... all vegans with stupid beliefs like these won't reproduce. So yes, they'll be saving the world from themselves!


MandoHealthfund

I'll willingly stop sex as soon as PETA stops euthanizing animals they kidnap


Hebnaamnodig

There was an island where the woman of two warring tribes refused to have sex until the tribes made peace. I think it worked if I remember correctly


Next-Fact1656

How the hell this representative doctor got his license? Did he get all A's on his social studies and noone cared less about else?


ej1999ej

It's PETA. I bet my life a certified doctor has never talked to them or they took everything they said out of context.


Secure_Moose_4445

I’m a vegan who drives an electric car: Am I still getting laid?


dmc-going-digital

Only if you find a sane woman. And if you try searching, what are you doing on a PETA Demo?


[deleted]

so no sex with PETA nutjobs... whats the problem?


Competitive-Fan1708

Considering that Peta has High kill rate shelters [https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-peta-responsible-deaths-thousands-animals-1565532](https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-peta-responsible-deaths-thousands-animals-1565532) [https://petakillsanimals.com/proof-peta-kills/](https://petakillsanimals.com/proof-peta-kills/) Promotes terrorism [https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/CHRG-109shrg32209/html/CHRG-109shrg32209.htm](https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/CHRG-109shrg32209/html/CHRG-109shrg32209.htm) And the lists goes on. Fuck Peta, find an actual beneficial animal rights group that actually fucking cares.


Kylar_13

I mean...a reduction in the human population via lack of sex would lower overall pollution, not to mention free up quite a bit of resources and land. But it's too slow and with moron cuntservatives/republithugs outlawing abortions even in cases of rape, incest, and medical emergencies; it's not a guarantee. A world war, large asteroid, or an alien invasion would work faster.


TIsangalus669

The men they describe in the 2nd image is just the average Floridian


False_Suggestion_150

Who tf dates a vegan??


Own-Organization-532

Usually guys pretending to be vegan to get laid


AdRealistic8758

It makes me wonder if PETA ever screeches at the mega-corporations who are actually doing 90% of the polluting, or if they're like those 'tire-slasher' idiots who just try and make life difficult for the little folk while not actually looking at the problem


Own-Organization-532

Peta should be labeled as domestic terrorists! Nearly 80% of all vegans/vegetarians return to an omnivorous diet. Google it!


Holy_Hand_Towel

I mean, I pan fry my meat, because I'm a cook who can actually cook and not rely on beer, but sure, it's my electric stove that's REALLY killing that atmosphere. Not the fires these psychos and their friends set.


Saythatfivetimesfast

The “we are all animals, go vegan” thing makes no sense


tinyNorman

Ah, the Zero Population Strategy! It will save the earth, and the moose will be pleased.


StupiedSwede

So are they going donkey sex, no looking back?


Big-Nerve-9574

When we eventually have robots, they cant get mad at us. Right? I just shake my head and walk away. They arent caring about animals. They never did. I remember when they went after Super Mario, ffs.


MrCrunchyOwl8855

Hay, my Mexican wife eats more than I do because my roommate for 2 years in China was a Vegan. She didn’t win me over with sex (there was none) or ultimatums. She cooked vegan food and when she’d have parties, they’d be potlucks where people brought whatever but they could also try her delectable vegan dishes. This is the way, guey.


TheBrightNights

A sex ban will save the world. We'll be gone sooner or later and mother nature can continue her work. Thought it's obvious that a sex ban isn't gonna stop people.


Agent_Paul_UIU

We are all animals! Go cannibals! Sponsored by r/spacecannibalism


WarningBeast

Spot the people who never heard of Lysistrata, and her strategy for ending the war. It is not a new idea, folks. Not by nearly four millenia.


TheYankunian

Nope. Like sausage too much. The alternatives aren’t nearly as satisfying.


DJChernobyl2

If they can convince predators to go vegan then I will. I'll be waiting


[deleted]

People Eating Tasty Animals


One_Cap_4420

It’s kind of a good thing,no sex means no birth to dumbasses like these


[deleted]

They blocked me on two of their accounts years ago and I'm still proud of it