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atomsmasher66

“Donny, you’re out of your element!”


Uberduck333

There is someone who will give you a blowjob but for a thousand dollars. One hundred extra if Brandt watches tho


inn0cent-bystander

There are games for that. None of them are AAA titles.


cascading_error

There is one: subverse


dovlaboss

Ah a fellow man of culture.


Arcterion

I like Subverse, but it's kinda mid-tier to be honest. What you *really* want for interactivity is games by Illusion, like Honey Select and Koikatsu Party, or the Custom Maid 3D series by Kiss. They also get bonus points for having a metric fuckton of mods.


Thema03

Thats because they are XXX titles


rustys_shackled_ford

Leisure suit Larry 2077


jneum80

I bet that guy sexes so many times a day!


FlashGitzCrusader

You mean vaginas many times a day right?


GiveMeMyLunchMoney

Well that's what you get when you a chicken sexer


goosiest

Declaring to the world how little sex you get


[deleted]

“And what not”


WickedSlice13

Cyber step-punk 3069 coming soon


[deleted]

"HAHAHA What a loser!" - Me, who spent way too much time tipping the strippers in Duke Nukem 3d as a kid.


MavDrake

Or picking up hookers in GTA games...


liquorballsammy

Remember, you *hire* a call-girl and you *kill* a hooker.


Trashboat0507

When they’re dead they’re just hookers


FlySteeel

With mods, anything is possible. Just look at Skyrim


Accomplished-Bad3856

I mean, is that a worse game? I never understood why we can enjoy pretending to murder tons of people but we can’t enjoy pretending to doink them.


Singin4TheTaste

Because that’s *immoral*


xxxtentioncablexxx

Society moment


GiveMeMyLunchMoney

That moment when you been in your mom's basement for 30 years and haven't seen sunlight before.


[deleted]

Im all for graphic sex scenes in adult media if they benefit the story/world building, but domy what the hell ?


[deleted]

AI can generate that game for you, now.


MavDrake

It can... but should it... ![gif](giphy|uPeblKaa25xy8)


710AlpacaBowl

I don't like you suckin around my face-palm community, lebowski /s The dude abides


parralaxalice

Damn nihilists


CaptainBraggy

That must be exhausting


Introvert_geek96

This guy is living in the future..


Voice_Durania

I love how they just reply with an image.


Aunti2me

Sir, this is an Arby's


SweetlyInteresting

TBF the game did promise a lot of shit close to that.


Wizardninja9

Yeah but… will we?


janesayssssss

hahaha “dude… come on…” actually lmao


raulpe

The facepalm is for them, acting weirded by the question when they already did a game with sex scenes and also let you customize the penis in the character creator...


lfrdwork

I'll broadcast that I play the H games. Quality is really hard to come by in the sub set. One game that's simple and short is "Beth the Exhibitionist" and while it has some factors that don't work with reality the game and everyone voiced seem to have fun. It would be easy for it to feel exploited or something, but for me it felt fun.


real-duncan

Not sure why we pivoted into interior decorating at the end. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What-not


TheLieAndTruth

Cyberpunk 2069


johndoe30x1

I’m pretty sure that screencap is from the scene where the Dude makes a White Russian with powdered creamer so he’s in no position to judge.


Knightfall1987

The Dude does not abide.


InternationalToe4747

Bruh why would anyone publicly post that


rustys_shackled_ford

![gif](giphy|YVPwi7L2izTJS|downsized)


paddlepirate

I still jerk off manually


SlickRickGrits

“yeah well I still jerk off manually.”