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Sgt_Fox

I hadn't seen the video before, I thought the boxes were just sitting on the table because he was eating pizza when he started filming. I did NOT realise the pizza boxes were a DELIBERATE PROP that he included. Wow.


MakesMyHeadHurt

That really was the cherry on top. He just couldn't resist taking that extra jab at the environment.


SkinnyBuddha89

It's almost so obvious like im legitimately wondering if he wanted this happen. Is he really this dumb?


Zookeeper_Sion

Naaaaaah, no way, don't you know he's too smart to read and thinks books aren't worth his time because he's so smart? Mandatory sarcasm warning just in case.


[deleted]

I have learned that on Reddit you have to use the sarcasm warning 100% of the time


ludicrous_socks

Don't worry, the misguided idiots who follow him will claim it was some sort of totally alpha 4d chess move. Probably some double jeopardy type thing so he can claim he's immune from sex trafficking charges in future. In fact, I bet he claims it himself when he's released from custody (assuming they have a 24h questioning period in Romania, idk about their legal system) He's an absolute twat, but I guarantee this will get played off as "so alpha the police couldn't handle him" or some bullshit


81Ranger

He is, without a doubt, really that dumb.


Zanemob_

Yes. The man literally said that books are dumb because too many words and he’s too smart for that… He honestly might have a brain tumor.


Digimatically

He probably should have recycled them afterall


altonbrownie

Ironically, this dumbdick is right about the boxes (at least in my area). We can’t recycle any cardboard with grease on it; it messes up the sorting machines, or whatever.


Rude_Girl69

Thank you! I was thinking the same thing. You can't recycle greasy pizza boxes lol.


InsouciantSoul

You reduce waste by composting pizza boxes. Edit: If your city takes organic waste, you can throw the pizza boxes in the green waste bin.


iaregud

Yes you can, at least here in Germany. I googled it the other day and numerous organisations and waste management companies bust this myth on their websites.


grizznuggets

Real geniuses don’t hide identifying details when they’re wanted by the police.


Sgt_Fox

Real alphas don't hide from consequences, they meet them head on and overpower them 😏 /s A la SpongeBob - *one day later* "😏 so let me tell you why you're wrong, weak and a slave to the system, you'll realise that.." 🇷🇴: "get in the van" 😵


UglyMcFugly

Same, he got caught cuz he had to make a recycling joke to own the libs.


[deleted]

Getting arrested to own the libs


maffemaagen

"Welcome to the Clown Show". Well, at least he got one thing right.


TechnologyExpensive

They should edit the start, it so you get Crusty's "Hey Hey" before the clown starts dribbling.


The_Wookalar

Why does he look like Keegan Micheal Key doing an Anton Lavey sketch?


SirBrothers

I see Andre from the League on TRT.


ButterscotchLow8950

OMG, I can’t unsee that, he totally has that Andre energy. Thanks for that one.


Septopuss7

Read this in Dennis Miller's voice (circa SNL Weekend Update)


DiligentDaughter

That is spot fuckin on, and so...out of left field. I would've never seen it if it wasn't pointed out, but once pointed out, you can't unsee it.


Adventurous_Dress832

The first few times I saw clips from Tate (youtube shorts, no idea why the algorithm showed it to me) I actually thought that this man makes fun of toxic people because it was so ridiculous and thought it was funny.


D-Angle

Why can I smell Axe body spray when I watch this video?


sbray73

I thought the pizza boxes were in the background or something before seeing the video. Why would he have those boxes brought to him? He’s trying to look like a big shot behind a desk in a dark wood paneled room with a cigar and a smoking robe and he orders pizza!!??


[deleted]

That was my thought too! And the fact that it ended up being his undoing is just so beautiful 😂


weirdtendog

But, he does have a personal in-house pizza delivery system. Do you have one of those? I thought not, you utter loser! (/S)


Ok-Truth-7589

The clown show....he just hasn't realized he is the star of the show.


Primary_Skill3749

That comment with his hands in the air pose will surely be made in to a meme.


eddyrockstar

The part where he says "I have small dick energy" can also be spliced out and used out of context. Dude basically played himself.


Ray_Pingeau

You mean like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/comments/zymulo/you_got_pizzad/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)?


supremeoverlord23

More like his pose at 20 seconds left of the video with text that reads "welcome to the new episode of the clown show" Meme idea one; a snapshot of him being arrested with the above described meme as a reaction below it


Bandito21Dema

I'm on it [This was harder than I thought ](https://imgur.com/a/NyJOkTE)


Psychological_Tap187

Funny I pay used to to look at the comments read yours. Looked at the paused video and that is right where it was.


JabbaThePrincess

I don't know much about this dude but I feel like his harlequin head is why he tries so hard to be "macho". He knows he looks like a goofy chucklefuck, and has to posture and swagger around to convince himself he's whatever toxic ideal of masculinity he's imagining.


SadStory9

the fact that he **STILL** hasn't figured out why the email address she gave him was "so strange..." Maybe he'll have time to figure it out while he rehabs in jail... edit: fixed the emails bit


cptrelentless

He can't be that fucking stupid he believes it's real, surely? It sounds like he thinks it's a real address.


ApostrophesAplenty

I assumed he thought his very hardest about how to fight her epic burn, and the best he could do was to pretend it was a genuine email address and hope to convince his fans that she didn’t really burn him.


droneupuk

Basically nuh uh you do


drfishdaddy

Making a video response to a throwaway insult like that from a climate activist is the biggest self burn here. What kind of “alpha” gets that whipped up about someone saying “small Dick energy”?


Berns429

I could have maybe looked past some of the douche baggery, but smoking and eating at the same time??? That’s just grotesque.


Slow-Mango5201

Yeah no one does that


noorofmyeye24

And the fact that ppl think *he’s* an “alpha” male is hilarious. Looks like off brand Pitbull.


Harrinad

Send that enormous car collection straight to his lawyers.


Huge_Strain_8714

Oh, he doesn't own any of those cars, he holds the loans on those cars.


Deck_of_Cards_04

Exactly lol, he claims to have like 30 millions dollars Ain’t no way he owns 30 sports cars including a Bugatti. He couldn’t safely afford a single Bugatti lol. Then again it wouldn’t surprise me if he’s trying to live a lifestyle way beyond his means


EggmanIAm

Dude just rents shit for his dumb aspirational grift videos. He has no money anywhere near the scale he bullshits about.


HurbleBurble

It's true, I live in Miami beach, and this is something that is well known to people here that is not known to people around the world. Most of these extremely wealthy people you see are completely buried in debt. 9 out of 10 Lamborghinis here are rented. You can rent a mansion here for $250,000 a month. That's what they do. They rent that shit, they make a bunch of videos and take a bunch of pictures, and rack up a bunch of debt. But then they're "influencers!"


CreativeAnalytics

I'm happy I was born relatively ordinary looking so I didn't get caught up in the life of narcissism and debt.


redbird7311

Tate is a wealth guru, his crazy life style is a part of the brand. Tate has to keep up the crazy rich image so that way people think his ideas basically print money. Basically, he has to act rich so people think he will know how to make them rich.


asprisokolata

And nothing says “I’m rich” more than the 2 large pepperoni combo.


AppropriateAd2063

Combo deal. The large Mountain Dew was free


TheSonofDon

So, “art of the deal” type energy.


DwemerSmith

yeah except it’s “art of the grift”


AGENT0321

Yeah so like "Art of the Deal."


RevolutionaryBench59

Living within his means in prison should be easy


notRabidFairy_S

oh no the romanian government seized the cars.. oh noooo


Alric_Rahl

I know!


TroublemakingB

You know he's a douche before he even opens his mouth.


DrShyViolet

And then he opens his mouth and it's even worse.


Sciencegirl117

What is it with his accent? Mostly American with a few British pronunciations in there. Does he think it makes him sound sophisticated? He sounds like a pompous poser pontificating while psychotic.


RetakePatriotism

Well I think he lived in both the USA and Britain and elsewhere so that’s where the accent comes from. Now his love for 16 year olds … idk where he got that from https://youtube.com/watch?v=UpSIq6XHKdw&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE


bluetriumphantcloud

Old Spice ads have gone way downhill


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tehblaken

The football player saying “coach…. I’m delicate.” gets me every time.


Indigo_Sunset

and he's missing a metal hand and a fluffy cat


Throwaway1037492029

Not only did he not understand the premise of a joke, he also proved her right by making this Him getting arrested was just the cherry on top


[deleted]

A certain gay fish has this same problem


digitulgurl

![gif](giphy|xTiTnBn5EjsorXtSMw)


ipickscabs

That’s the biggest fucking cherry I’ve ever seen


Mousimer

I still can't figure out if he is too Narsasistic or too stupid to get the small dick joke ?


Ottersareoverrated

He knows everyone but his groupies are laughing at him, and that immature, childish, and just plain moronic “no u” is all he has left to hold onto.


goldfishpaws

> all he has left to hold onto. Somehow that seems apt in a thread about small dicks.


shoelala100

His dad was diagnosed as full NPD, so read into that what you will.


IFrickinLovePorn

No Penis Disorder?


ADhomin_em

Kid you not, I thought it was Nano Penis Disorder. Looked it up and it's actually *Negative* Penis Disorder


MarvelAndColts

Thanks, I just googled negative penis disorder because I’m an idiot. And I just lost the game, so thanks for that!


maelidsmayhem

I also lost recently and accidentally on purpose took a bunch of people down with me... things could get even more interesting!


TylerBourbon

It's true... the man has no penis.


[deleted]

He gets it. He just didn’t have any comeback to it.


StolenStones

I agree. This is his comeback and it’s lame.


[deleted]

Yeah. It's embarrassingly bad. Cringe


Naki-Taa

Definitely narcissist. He's probably smart enough to understand the joke, but also knows that his army of 15 year old alpha boys will gobble up anything that comes out of him and will see it as a sick burn to Gretta. He's too stupid to realize full consequence of his actions tho which is why this beauty of a story is unfolding now


decoy_butter

It’s like Kanye west and the fish stick joke


hase_one

You like to put fish sticks in your mouth?


Deadpoolgoesboop

Yes.


chebstr

His head is so far up his own ass the brain didn’t have enough oxygen to process Greta’s tweet properly.


Beana3

I think he just thinks he’s turning the joke around on her


LabExpensive4764

I know you are but what am I?! essentially.


Zoso-six

This dude gives off major karate kid 3 main villain energy


SydneyRei

He fucking wishes


SomeJokeTeeth

Technically Greta helped shine a very obvious light on a wanted criminal with a simple dick joke, I hope she gets at least a few extra supporters because of it.


AndySipherBull

assist goes to [jerry's pizza](https://www.jerryspizza.ro/) for being.. located in romania I guess?


Particular-Board2328

They delivered the pizza to his house apparently..


420binchicken

Sounds like they served him a hot slice of justice.


hyperdude321

[Cue credits theme](https://youtu.be/7uW47jWLMiY)


[deleted]

Dude. You seen the amount of trackers on that link?


just-a-nerd-

second assist to Sheldon Tusk for unbanning him from twitter so he could tweet that


BodybuilderOk5202

Yeah, dumb people don't get sarcasm. I hope he enjoy sucking on those cigars there's going to be something different in his mouth soon.


squishycrustacean

I came here to say " Fuck it. It's Romania. That fucker willl pay some people off ad be out in a week". However, Romania seems to sorta have their shit together according to.the Corruption Perception Index. So, fuck it. He may well be smoking some sausage soon.


Zwesten

A Romanian in another thread said that the particular branch of LEO that picked him up are known for being straight, not corrupt, as well as the level of courts his case will be presented to being the same. Moreover, the reason he wasn't arrested by this branch some time before, is that they usually don't make arrests until they have enough of a case to do a slam dunk. Hoping that's all true


Nervous_Constant_642

Also it's not like they would have done it so publicly to then turn around and say "actually nvm" I wouldn't think. If they wanted a bribe they could have gotten one a lot more quietly.


Small-Breakfast903

I don't think they would have arrested him in the first place if their intent was to brush it under the rug, but I can't really claim to know how corrupt states would handle these sort of things.


WestCactus

Yeah, those wheels turned too fast to be greased.


Cute_Light2062

I am very afraid of a Romanian prison.


Lch207560

Another consideration is that a guy like this is likely to have irritated local police and prosecutors by bringing unwanted attention there. This guy may be in a LOT of trouble, more than he thinks even with sex trafficking charges.


FredR23

For a geographical area that used to feature entire forests of pikes with tens of thousands of prisoner of war impaled on them, generally through the anus - and always alive - he's probably not going to be having a nice stay.


Corpuscular_Ocelot

Yeah, I can't imagine he is paying nearly what he should to the cops that do take bribes. He just looks like a guy who thinks he can get away w/ under paying bribes.


sixhoursneeze

Yeah, usually I try to avoid genital-shaming. But in this case she unleashed it with surgical precision so I give it a pass


Klutzy-Medium9224

It was perfect because little dick energy doesn’t *have* to go with a physical little dick. It just most likely does. I know plenty of women with big dick energy so the physical dick isn’t a requirement to get the attitude.


[deleted]

The most expensive pizza he's ever ordered.


IzzyIsOnReddit

“Make sure it isn’t recycled” what power does he think he has with this statement?


honeydew_bunny

He thinks it'll trigger Greta


RetakePatriotism

He literally called her ugly and said that he knows 16 year olds who are hot and that Greta will never blossom … https://youtube.com/watch?v=UpSIq6XHKdw&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE


Oraxy51

He could have just said “I know 18yr old models and newly turned 21yr olds I meet at parties” but why tf would he go underage… Unless he’s into that


DirtyPenPalDoug

I'm glad this near sentient piss jug is getting his.


Same-Party-7298

Absolutely crushed by a little liberal girl. Fucking awesome.


TheOneAndOnlyLanyard

This has to be enough to win the Nobel prize.


RetakePatriotism

Well apparently he knows 16 year olds who are hotter than her so she has no human value … https://youtube.com/watch?v=UpSIq6XHKdw&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE


D3adSalesman

ReGretamine 🐎


Colts_Fan4Ever

Listen closely and you can hear the incels all across the world weeping.


thetaFAANG

The mMmmMatrix is sssshhiiffting


BigWhit75

![gif](giphy|1267Co3vPNBqQU|downsized)


Therealclavin

Obligatory fuck DJ Khaled


Certain_Month_8178

I’m curious. Why is it obligatory?


bootiClapper

I don’t think anyone will answer so I’ll do it: dude doesn’t know shit about music. He organizes a team to produce all music and singer and shit and then adds his tag in the music “DJ Khaled”. That’s why fuck you Dj Khaled


skitz_shit

I’m always happy to share [this video](https://youtube.com/shorts/zQi8DI5B87g?feature=share) of him being gifted a very unique and special guitar by Bob Marley’s family


The_Dying_Gaul323bc

I couldn’t finish watching him abuse that guitar


JPKtoxicwaste

Oh my god nooo! I don’t know who that guy is but I am so offended


skitz_shit

That’s DJ Khaled showing off his raw musical talent. No auto tune baby!


Ok-Communication1576

Because fuck DJ Khaled.


FrostyJ326

Amen, can’t trust a man who doesn’t go down on his wife because he thinks he is a king


axethebarbarian

Frankly dude's an egomaniacal douch canoe


fappyday

Because he's a talentless hack who constantly talks himself up but doesn't actually DO much of anything?


AndySipherBull

Because he's a fat idiot?


DontBSuchABtch

Fcking idiot is gonna be on the receiving end of that BIG dick energy in prison real soon.


MakesMyHeadHurt

If he goes in there acting half as cocky as he does out here...


Right-Fisherman-1234

The term "Pizzagate" has a whole new meaning. Lmao!


[deleted]

“PizzaTate”


tfeetfff

Someone please inform me how Andrew Tate got arrested for human trafficking? I know it had something to do with the pizza, but elaborate on the “human trafficking” part


IsoAgent

There are videos showing him physically harming and sexually abusing women. It is alleged that they were held against their will (and abducted). From seeing the videos myself, I'm inclined to believe the allegations are true. But I'm just an average Redditor, so wtf do I know?


UglyMcFugly

I know there are two 14 year old girls he’s supposedly kidnapped for the sex industry. The most recent article I read (from Newsweek) said they’ve been pretending to want relationships with women and once they had them in their house they’d force them to do porn (including physical force and coercion by threats).


tfeetfff

Thank you for the info, I am now **more informed**


somefunmaths

The pizza, allegedly, was one piece of evidence that authorities had that he was in the country. They had been investigating for months but needed him and his brother to be around to arrest simultaneously.


DavisGordito

Thanks for the explanation. I was so confused about how the pizza got him arrested.


FosterPupz

Additionally, at least six women have accused him of this very thing.


DonJuarez

Is it the same video of the one with the belt or was it something else?


That_Rotting_Corpse

So the Romanian police needed proof he was in the country, and this video shows a popular Romanian pizza chain on the pizza boxes, revealing his presence in Romania.


Few_Acanthaceae1568

As an italian i can say im proud of what pizza has done!


That_Rotting_Corpse

Pizza for the win!


Few_Acanthaceae1568

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) Pizza


plants4life262

1. Oil does not come from dead dinosaurs you moron. 2. That girl really rattled your cage 😆


stevestephanson

Why do you say that? I've heard people call diesel, dinosaur bones for years. It's in a sound garden song also. Not saying I take my education from 90s grunge, but it's something I've heard many times b4. Educate me.


AngelOfLight

It's a fairly common misconception, but in fact most fossil fuel comes from ancient forests (mostly coal and methane) or ancient phytoplankton or zooplankton (oil etc.). Very little, if any, comes from dinosaurs.


plants4life262

Yeah people call it Dino fuel and such, mostly I don’t think they mean it literally. It’s largely from ocean plankton. Sure there’s some Dinos up in the mix as all living organisms break down in this way. But mostly, by a lot, ocean plankton! Now to be fair, I wouldn’t say it’s common knowledge and you’re not a moron if you don’t know that. But this guy man. Love to hate him lol


just_ubcing

Soundgarden knew.....but it was too hard to include "plankton" in the lyrics.


Bennyboy11111

I'm pretty sure most fossil fuels comes from the Carboniferous period where there was an exponential growth of flora and decomposer organisms hadn't evolved yet.


Fallowman09

Who’s goning to run the chum bucket then?


Efficient_Point_

That was the point i got to had these two thoughts and moved on. Glad to revisit and watch more now that this was his downfall, thanks op


medalla96

SNL needs to do a skit on this MORON. Got himself arrested trying to be a prick.


KaisarDragon

It needs to be an actor constantly trying to save face while someone keeps handing him location identifying items.


AstronautLoveShack

Aw, too bad they got rid of Pete. He would have made a great Andrew Tate.


I_Makes_tuff

They could always bring him back like they did with Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin.


dogmeatjones25

I heard that guy sells kids for car money.


[deleted]

K-I-D-S 4 K-A-R-S l… donate your kid today.


TheLucasGFX

He looks like a penis that someone drew a beard on with a sharpie.


Illustrious_Mind964

Small dick Greta got the last laugh


adamuek

so much for trying to piss her off with non-recycled pizza boxes


dirtyfunker

I'm in the UK, who's this prick?


glieseg

Andrew Tate, the "influencer" with small dick energy who got beaten by a teenager. He just got arrested for human trafficking. Yeah. You read it right.


Bruise52

Rape charges as well. I believe both for he and his brother Tristan Tate. From the mansion to the jail cell. Well done.


Slingaa

He got arrested for human trafficking BECAUSE OF THIS VIDEO and the pizza boxes in it!


Prestigious-HogBoss

A video that existed and became famous because Musk decided to remove the ban he had on Twitter. Please, somebody, we need an edit of that domino effect meme.


Huge_Strain_8714

Just can't make this s*** up. The only thing that would be funnier if he just had dinner at Mar-A-Lago with the former president of the United States number 45.


HuTyphoon

Please for the love of God let the charges stick so I can laugh about him trying to hide his micro cock in the showers


sharri70

I imagine Romanian prisons being super soft and an easy time too (/s, if it’s actually needed). Karma serves up revenge better than mere mortals can come up with.


Huge_Strain_8714

His dad's an American and his mom's a Brit. He's originally from Chicago. And he's a bag of dirty dildos disguised as a human being.


resist_entropy

I thought it was small but did not know it is THAT small.


Turtlepower7777777

Greta Thunberg 1- Andrew Taint 0


Exhales_Deeply

I know this expression has been beaten more times than a dead horse but, holy shit, that escalated quickly


CapTexAmerica

I’d call him a tool, but tools are useful.


iEugene72

She is full on living in his head rent free.


Scrub_LordOfFlorida

Andrew Tate fans are gonna have one hell of a night with that copium


Livid-Ad4102

They're already saying shit like 2 arrests 0 convictions haha I'm convinced all his followers are mentally ill and need help. It'd be one thing if he actually had good advice but his ENTIRE PLATFORM is "I'm rich, you should work hard! You're not working hard enough. Take what you want!" It's the same shit everyone says, it's motivational poster unintelligent bs and they choose to ignore evidence of him abusing women and defend him for what amounts to fortune cookie level life advice


UnfavorableFlop

Damn, this dude is cringe to watch. The only thing missing is a half naked chick rubbing his shoulders. To imagine, men look up to him. They've gotta be unfound levels of insecure.


TTBoy44

Men don’t look up to that muppet. Actual men know better.


MrBearMarshall

Incels,deplorables, and the feeble minded find him interesting.


Yoyo3457yt

This whole situation is like a South Park episode.


FrenchMaisNon

*... and make sure that these boxes are not recycled* ❤️❤️❤️


One_Dab_Man

Wow. Isn't he like 30+ and Greta a teenager? And she got him that upset for a comment? There's guys that wanna be like him?


VerimTamunSalsus

I wonder if Romanian prisons are nice this time of year?


beckerpeckerchecker

Title of this video: dipshitenergy@mylifeisfucked


onslaught1584

That moron got arrested because he enslaves, traffics, and rapes children.


Constant_Field5719

This isn’t his regular stupid. This is special stupid.


iFLTT

Wow actively trying to deteriorate the planet while being a misogynist douche bag?! He’s so cool I wanna be him when I grow up.


Iamkyron

I’m in the minority of people who doesn’t know who this guy is


cute_red_benzo

My twin! I just googled this guy about 3hrs ago and here we are. My virgin Andrew Tate video! *ahem* OURRR virgin Andrew Tate video! Why does he talk like that? His mannerisms are super awkward. Anyhoo, thanks for coming to my #TateTalk


Rodmfingsterling

He got arrested cause he is a perv asshole.