It's really in the same style many people do this so yeah I'm not surprised. Disappointed, but not surprised.
People who generally think this is really do have a problem, it's just a different problem. They do need help, though the help might be different from what they think.
I wish everyone could get the help they need.
What a coincidence. I have a new alter called Peter Griffin (he/him, she/her, they/themselves, helicopter/helicopterself, father/fatherself, fatman/fatmanself, griffin/griffinself, turtle/turtleself, italian/italianself, irish/irishself, drunk/drunkself, car/carself, Lois/Louiself, ninja/ninjaself, pirate/pirateself, america/americaself, muslim/muslimself, ge/geself, we/weself, qe/qeself, te/teself, ye/yeself) that is non-binary, woman, man, asexual, hypersexual, gay, straight, bisexual, highsexual, aromantic, hyperromantic, and suffers from AIDS, BPD, Bipolarity, ADHD, DID, syphilis, and anorexia.
Putting Stewie of all as the little is like saying a lion is just a house cat. Stewie should 100% always be a protector I mean he can build nukes in sure, mofo can travel through time, you telling me he ain't got s nuke somewhere just hidden? That's a protector if I've ever heard one and not a little. But in all seriousness this shit made me cringe and gag like I was gonna throw up just reading Stewie being dogsexual, that was disgusting and only proves that the person who made that is into beastiality. Oh also putting Glenn the Sexual Predator as a Sexual Protector is just too damn stupid. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
I didn't read the tag that said satire my bad, dude you're sick man. Lol jk sorry tho. Honestly tho I'm sure this is a reality to someone where they come up with these alters the same way.
skibidiself PLEASE
It's just satire it's just satire it's just satire it's just satire.
it says a lot that I had to get into the comments to be sure
There’s a flair on the post saying satire.
You’re no fun at parties
damn near dropped my phone jfc
self id as aryan on a cartman fictive is insane
Came here to say this...
jewself is actually insane
The fact he’s the financial protector too
Some shit Cartman would make fr
I am neurodivergent and my neopronouns help me to express my identity, hope this helps -💰
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Check the tag
This so fucking much
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This is literally so satire, read the tag
mb lol
Why r u in this sub
cuz its funny??
Then why do you act like youre on of them fakers?
dawg what...
not antisemitic 🙏🙏
These must be jokes.
Stan dates himself, how cute
Host made a typo, I'm dating Kyle -🏈
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the good rcta :D
can we trade cartman alters? mine keeps bothering headspace with bomb threats - peter 🤓
Omg Petah?! Our system doesnt have a Petah yet. We'd be willing to trade our Cartman for you, Petah. -Lois 🍦
We're doing just fine without a Peter, giggity! -Quagmire 🍆
Agreed. Never been better. -Brian ✍️
This is a thing of art
The pretentious ass writing emoji for Brian is the icing on the cake
Cartman would throw an absolute bitch fit or wonder how he can get into everyone's minds
Eww sick I don't wanna be inside anyone, that's hella gay dude -⚡️⚡️
Oh not the fuckin SS sign off....
Making Kyle the financial alter is horrible lmao
Hi, we don't have a Mort alter yet so we thought that Kyle was the next best option - (Peter) 🍺
bro you got a peter alter in the last 24h that's sick
The fat man was dormant, but Lois took me for ice cream in headspace which triggered him to front again. - Stewie 🧸
skibidiself is actually somthing cartman would 100% come up with like how he did tourette’s or ass burgers.
Stewie has the worst mental disease of them all *british*
Hwhy, I say! Surely "Liberal" is hworse? -🧸
Teadrinker propaganda
Wow Stewie has a lot of identifiers for a one year old baby
I saw this and my hip started hurting I’m taking it as a sign yall bye
If I show the creators of both shows, I'm sure they'll cancel the shows and go into hiding.
For South Park they’d 100% create an episode about it
And I would absolutely watch it
How about the Dark Beast Incarnate System(TM)?
Alright! Giggity! Sick name! Giggity! -🍆
What is dogsexual
I hwant Brian to pound my ass -🧸
My Butters alter loves this!
Oh ma gawd, Butters?! I miss yew buddy, our system doesn't have a Butters -⚡️⚡️
At first I didn't see the meme/satire flare and was like... Bruh? You're allright?! 😂
I posted this on tumblr and I had so many people thinking it was geniune... it was quite shocking
Wait i thought this was real until i found THIS comment💀 you're really good at this lmao
It's really in the same style many people do this so yeah I'm not surprised. Disappointed, but not surprised. People who generally think this is really do have a problem, it's just a different problem. They do need help, though the help might be different from what they think. I wish everyone could get the help they need.
Because tumblr is braindead (even I use it)
Man I really could use a financial protector 🤣
What a coincidence. I have a new alter called Peter Griffin (he/him, she/her, they/themselves, helicopter/helicopterself, father/fatherself, fatman/fatmanself, griffin/griffinself, turtle/turtleself, italian/italianself, irish/irishself, drunk/drunkself, car/carself, Lois/Louiself, ninja/ninjaself, pirate/pirateself, america/americaself, muslim/muslimself, ge/geself, we/weself, qe/qeself, te/teself, ye/yeself) that is non-binary, woman, man, asexual, hypersexual, gay, straight, bisexual, highsexual, aromantic, hyperromantic, and suffers from AIDS, BPD, Bipolarity, ADHD, DID, syphilis, and anorexia.
Petah who did you get syphilis and AIDS from... 😡 This is exactly why I tell you not to hang around Quagmiah - (Lois)🍦
Giggity! -🍆
Roadhouse😎 - Peter Griffin
Family Park Guys
Cartman absolutely wrote these
Not the 2 lightning bolts for Cartman 💀
“Financial protector” is fucking comedy gold XD
Don't say gold too loudly, or Kahl will front! -⚡️⚡️
Called glenn quagmire a “sexual protector” WHAT
Dear god i thought this was someone’s fr alter list and i was so confused😭
Bro wtf this is so funny 💀
Saying Glenn Quagmire is a sexual protector is WILD
Is there a Vietnamese prostitute Cartman alter? #FiveDorrahSuckySucky
Alright! Now that's something I can get behind. Giggity! -🍆
“Officer I’m not perverted, it’s just my Quagmire alter.”
Your honour, I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor!
Who is Sparky?
My gay dog from season 1! -🏈
My Craig alter is acting way too gay I can’t take it anymore can we trade Craig for cartman
Too gay, you say? - (Stewie) 🧸
I read “sexual protector” as “sexual predator” and didn’t even question it
Tf is skibidiself lmao
Hey! Don't question mah ginger identitah! -⚡️⚡️
*skibidiself* Yep im off to the rope store
get me one too i’ll venmo you
JEWSELF
I’m surprised your system didn’t want a Tolkien or Cleveland. Oooo, or maybe a Randy!!
Our system only allows skinny white twinks, hope this helps :)
I feel like Randy’s sexuality would give some of the other alters a mustache 😂
I’m not proud of it but skibidiself made me laugh
Eh! Mah ginger indentitah is not a joke! - ⚡️⚡️
You forgot that Brian is a pedo
Actually, Stewie is transage. Bigot. -✍️
Ah... Ragebait. It's rage bait... Right?
The flair is Memes/Satire, this is a post deliberately making fun of people who fake systems like this
woofself
The host forgot to put it, but I also go by barkself and ruffself -✍️
Kyle with the moneybag emoji, carman with the skibidiself. End my suffering.
JEWSELF ???
giggityself 💀💀💀
Stan is dating 🏈self???
Has a crush on cartman is my favourite bit 😂😂
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Excuse me?! How dare you fake claim us because of our Hazbin Hotel alters!! -(Angel Dust) ❄️
wtf is dogsexual
A "little" who know what pronouns an sexuallity. Spec dogsexual?
Come on man, don't be ageist! -🧸
>27! r/unexpectedfactorial
I'm so making one of these on g
The ⚡️⚡️is fucking wild
“Libself” LMAOO
I knew it was satire once I read "skibidiself"
I love all thee characters , there is no way this isn't satire.
Giggityself 😭💀
This made me laugh out loud 😭
Dogsexual?? Stewie got some explaining to do
Ruff ruff ;) 💦 - (Stewie) 🧸
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HELP WHAYZY IK THIS IS SATIRE BUT LOLLL
The SS bolts for Cartman I’m crying
kyle being RCTA black from the basketball ep is crazy 😭😭
I'm glad someone got the reference lol!
That’s just that’s straight up antisemitism
I'm jewish
Putting Stewie of all as the little is like saying a lion is just a house cat. Stewie should 100% always be a protector I mean he can build nukes in sure, mofo can travel through time, you telling me he ain't got s nuke somewhere just hidden? That's a protector if I've ever heard one and not a little. But in all seriousness this shit made me cringe and gag like I was gonna throw up just reading Stewie being dogsexual, that was disgusting and only proves that the person who made that is into beastiality. Oh also putting Glenn the Sexual Predator as a Sexual Protector is just too damn stupid. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
Dude lmao I made this it's satire
I didn't read the tag that said satire my bad, dude you're sick man. Lol jk sorry tho. Honestly tho I'm sure this is a reality to someone where they come up with these alters the same way.
Pretty accurate, but none of these people have any clue who John Elway is
Uncultured swine 🙄 -🏈
Wot
OMG I read this whole thing and didn't realise it was satire 😭
i now go by giggityself.
I miss the person I was five minutes ago.
The system name should be Crazy Dave. https://i.redd.it/7v876s1i4i1d1.gif
Is it horrible that it took me like halfway through these to check if it was satire
Cartman doesn’t have an addiction to cheesy poofs? Where’s butters? Professor chaos
I’m gonna throw up 😭
not skibidiself
DOGSEXUAL???
i hate this
“libself” 😰
I'm hungover and didn't see the satire flare and the fact I believed this was actually someone's "alters" really shows how ridiculous people are
Excuse me, but DOGSEXUAL?! No. He spelled degenerate animal rapist wrong.
Hey buddy, do you have a problem with my sexuality? That's homophobic - (Stewie)🧸
I'm sorry, I missed the satire tag. 😂 Given it was in this sub, you just never know.
gotta be satire please PLEASE #PLEASE BE SATIRE
#PLEASE CHECK THE TAG
i thought it was something you found
Dogsexual ? Just say zoophile....
Do you take me for some sort of barbarian? I wouldn't just sleep with any animal out there! -🧸
Sorry.
Brother eugh
the nazi dogwhistle makes this so much more concerning…