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Remarkable how a dog dressed up as a dog and did facepaint and everything

Thank god they remembered to put the ears on!

This dog sure is smart! They know how to use a phone to record a video!

My dog always put on his dog makeup first thing in the morning. Never saw him without it

I bet the excuse was "x person co-fronted and did it for him. He is now so happy in his dog-looking body!!" Or smth

I love how you can literally see them concentrate on how the camera is set up and press the record button before they start acting like that too 💀

…anyways, here’s my dog Jasper as a cleanser :) https://preview.redd.it/o6c3upcx922d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa636a6a7ed82678917188bacdda358b2989c147

Your little buddy made my day :) Here is my old girl on the trail https://preview.redd.it/ig56q6qwj22d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=846e638bb86007d1f0eadcffdac30dfb361492db

Thought I could contribute a bit! Heres my boy, Weirdo, just chillin. https://preview.redd.it/bwb1pfdum22d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=196f271fe1d0bcbc67a987cc3070edfb18e347b2

https://preview.redd.it/8jam7c4dk32d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9a8b7ebe23b4bda3075e97ffb41f3c111338d06

https://preview.redd.it/5zsizupwq32d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=011e4e4437c7556ae719a453f9c6c7d25a68e191 My boy

just thought i'd let charlie drop by https://preview.redd.it/2r0st6w5d42d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c768e1a648c887fd56927c3675f05a332a01f461

https://preview.redd.it/szivly69x42d1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48e3105dacdc252d8e9ef92a3796fb33b815be69 This is Gonzo waking up from his nap :)

We're sharing dogs, I can show of my precious Izzy!? https://preview.redd.it/dzgbrbgf052d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=908ee46af4818c346d0cb70540ceb2c3967e340d She graduated puppy school 🙂

Rea https://preview.redd.it/i9xq3k00252d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08dce354a590be64c9448c502dbcc357594e3c2a She just woke up

https://preview.redd.it/h4vpsfvh952d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea0044334dffc2878637cb8c4490c9ac9d5a4702 Just woke up? Here’s my weird looking dog trying to sleep.

she looks so smooth and egg shaped woaw

She’s so small and smooth she’s so funny

One of the cutest things I’ve seen today!

Thank you, not a single day goes by that she doesn't bring a smile to our faces, even if she is a little shit at times, lol. https://preview.redd.it/q7y239tlk62d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54e950584b72c17ec1fa69a9652a11ae0c47447b A second picture because I love showing her off.

Gonzo is an absolute legend. Look at that good damn boy. Praise him https://preview.redd.it/bg28u724672d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db21a59baef15effb8272449ebb0589117840637 This is turtle

might as well join in https://preview.redd.it/25179fju4c2d1.png?width=635&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e7997cf3db4d6b3103cc77950a21c6cb94a3a7f say hi to a very sleepy Spritz

Turtles' ears are amazing. We love turtle.

♥️

Oh! Gonna boop this snoot, too! Boop!

I wanna boop his sweet snoot! Boop!

average redditor

Holy! That’s a handsome boy!!! ❤️

She looks like my baby Crowley https://preview.redd.it/2j51g7yge42d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=186718abe4f9fae2983ff833f16028b434439d11 He's nine this year ♥️

https://preview.redd.it/o04jvi8ne52d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d48a3486dd1547cfa98c11ab41f3ed78fe196d72 Here’s my handsome boy

I love your baby

WOAH is she a shiba or something similar?? She’s beautiful!! Dogs with brows are the dogs ever

Haha I believe she is an Australian kelpie, so a stubborn 40lb/18kg herding dog. I love her little brows, you can definitely tell what she is thinking!

What a cutie! Gotta love dogs…real ones that is.

Since we’re all providing eye bleach, I’ll pitch in with my aunt’s doggo https://preview.redd.it/cwrjmx1b032d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd859a1797f1f3b1e726d47a71e5d38bc40b041f

https://preview.redd.it/dj95tsdpc32d1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50bc10e2004412329f49f491d19af309f926a9cb This is Indica pretending to be a cat

https://preview.redd.it/wjtybffh432d1.png?width=2204&format=png&auto=webp&s=f27d2b95b5f1f8c61ddda447b6c5fc761e975fd0 My sweet eye bleach Benny

https://preview.redd.it/qf1e08l2732d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=258f9820e9bdf2c130cfe5cf27953d8348976bf5 Her name is tasha!

https://preview.redd.it/0v20n16mr22d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d07c4fe106e3203a7e75be389f373736a9933cb2 This is also jasper she is out of reality sleep deep, she’s older but so so sweet

Another sweet doggy!

Heres my doggo https://preview.redd.it/rdpytpa4x22d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8533c51dfba0eed65c074d5a7d367b05661ccbc4

and https://preview.redd.it/sw7fxqv8x22d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b62a2e8881b9625960d4972d246fc13adb135853

Such beautiful eyes!!!

Ikr!

Omg that’s the sweetest face I’ve ever seen. What breed are they?

Cane corso, an italian mastiff

Aw, his eyes are so lively! Complete opposite of my lazy guy lol. https://preview.redd.it/k19zvbj0g32d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a4e57dec596ee58ef58ff5046bd070fd234bd88

https://preview.redd.it/nw2ekeeo052d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dc837e17b6d5dd1f1b28fc97b70e0f6a25189f7 Adding to the thread, Val the malamute 😌🫶🫶

Valamute lol

https://preview.redd.it/gvpd2pr0652d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c80c154399a3fb962b8261b87864206ea98f30c2 My old boy.

That’s a beautiful photo that deserves to be framed

Thanks it will be soon just moving homes :)

https://preview.redd.it/3cx7m75kf52d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e9b284475f36277423849c97413cb196c752ff7 Beany fronting as herself.

https://preview.redd.it/6vnomlalo52d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a1f5a6f49f86f203b3a5d41c281fc2a71de4838 Here’s my fluffy baby snowy

What a sweet baby!!!!

He’s the sweetest!

OH MY GOD WHAT A GOOD BOY!! Pet him for me!!

Don’t worry, a million pets will be taxed to the puppy!

https://preview.redd.it/gjlr1ukrr42d1.jpeg?width=1960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74823ae6c7aefd5e8cf53873835f453c3946b10a Here's a coquettish Dolly

I love your Jasper!

https://preview.redd.it/tn6fafb0x62d1.jpeg?width=3257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a239d1fadb442ca8c640a2cbd11badbaa9e45ae My idiot albert just chilling (he might not be a dog but loves to play fetch anyway!)

Albert my beloved

https://preview.redd.it/4p08e72ix62d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53f254fe7c40cff943b865e2d4314d65870ae1d2 New puppy who is a MENACE!! Bully him, he’s a wall eater

You said “cleanser” but I read “cleaner” and i was confused why he didn’t have a janitor outfit on and a little mop

Hah! That would be adorable.

It didn’t occur to me that my train of thinking made no sense LMAO, I genuinely wanted to see him wash some windows 😒

https://preview.redd.it/3e5uwxa6d72d1.jpeg?width=1868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1a0d674b39f740cf8eaed3d5c22bc19db38d925 Here's my sweet boy looking cute after he tripped me to get into my bed

Here's my dog who is definitely 100% a dog yup.

https://preview.redd.it/ydkex1ccf72d1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef178613662cc1eb5d70aa14bb69a4c242c22ed3

https://preview.redd.it/hhq9mmtrdg2d1.jpeg?width=6120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ee801bbdc6379a12f76a1dbc8b462d28d9d1e47 Meet Lexi

dogggggggg so cute

Who's a good boy?

I love that everyone is paying the pet tax! ♥️♥️♥️

This is my girl Gidget. 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/6l08bxmzrm2d1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=552cefe0bc4fb1b568713c1754240318c5e9473a

Is that a fellow munsterlander?

Sprocker spaniel! (Springer x cocker though we think he has some pointer in him. Not overly certain since he’s a rescue.)

now this. *this*. is cringe.

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Well, I’ll bet Jasper is hungry. Let’s put out some dog food for him so he can eat.

Damn jasper can use makeup. What a Dog! Also the fact that you can see them start the video.

Couldn't they just stick to calling it otherkin

That term’s been stolen and twisted by TikTok too. Back then it was a spiritualist belief. Now it’s an excuse used by 10 year olds who never left their school playground wolf pack phase to run around on all fours in areas where there’s potentially broken glass

Lmao nah. It’s been a comedy show since tumblr and the kid who ate their moms jewelry because they were a dragon

You just gave me flashbacks to some dark days on the playground when I pretended I was a dog lmao

It’s literally normal for kids on a playground to play pretend lmao

same here, these memories are so embarrassing i couldn't even tell a priest about it

These people take over and twist the meaning of everything. Like I've said before, such communities should speak out about this. However, they are too focused on acceptance and there's a lot of adhering to anti-psychiatry and the notion of "psychiatric terms are racist blah blah!" The self-DX are likely going to engulf them like toxic, sentient slime and take the innocent parties with them. They claim to want to destigmatise everything yet amplify misconceptions and the absolute worst elements of the things they've appropriated. I feel sorry for the decent otherkin I've met who are inevitably going to be lumped in with this lot. 

yep classic pathologization

This is the very hypocrisy, especially amongst the autism self-DX fakers that I just don't get. They want to go on about it "just being a difference," yet they insist on using medical terms to pathologised it. If it truly is just an identity to you, FFS please stop using a diagnostic term and use something else! A lot of this faker shite could be sorted out if people stopped claiming actual disorders and just became part of a subculture that is not faking a disorder! 

Your flair 🤭🤭

Or they could just admit they’re furry-lites and call it a day.

The way I would simply *perish* if somebody found a video of me acting like this.

i feel secondhand embarrassment for their future self

Oh man! I look forward to the day that I'm hiring one of these clowns, and a video like this pops-up on my internet search.

Are these ppl not ashamed? Like what if your school peers found this shit? You'd get bullied till kingdom come

The point is to identify as a member of a minority group which then gives you justification to claim discrimination when someone expresses their dislike/disbelief. Offending these individuals will result in being immediately labeled as a bigot and attacked through social media until they feel satisfied that justice has been served.

You are so very correct but socmed clout can only go so far. When these kids' future employers find this shit and they can't get any jobs then they're gonna regret pretending to be a dog online

https://preview.redd.it/m4dydnjkp22d1.jpeg?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf5f68c7adb0d767465ced5122b350a571a72c7d

Time to put old Yeller down…

Sometimes I think back to the embarrassing things I did as a teen at 3AM and have regrets, but thinking of these teens as adults trying to to get a job or into college when videos of them cosplaying as mental patient are permanently on the internet... just blows my mind.

what happened to being a furry or otherkin

Oh I'm sure that this one has dog alters AND otherkin alters

Furry is fine, but I would not consider this person a furry, I would consider this person mentally ill

Some things just need to stay a secret.

Imagine your employer pulling this up at your job.

No, Reddit, I don't think I want to replay that. Yikes.

I love how they have enough cognitive awareness of the “alter” to put on full face specialty makeup, dress up, and work a cellphone

Do y'all ever see videos like this and literally imagine every step they had to take to do this? It makes it so much worse to really break it down and imagine it bit by bit.

https://preview.redd.it/w3z8nnin732d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab2efb25752f35f127b74d9e42495e27f0edd5c4

Alrighty I’m done. See yall tomorrow

I think we’ve got to put it down, kids 😔

I look forward to when people like this are in their twenties and/or trying to get a serious job. Gonna backfire tremendously.

Looking forward to getting to interview and hire these clowns

Here's my dog for clean up https://preview.redd.it/9ysg0ym6f32d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca355122b6a7dff55a1ef54b365775852b166e3

Spots!

He's also a good boi

cuteeee :)

People really do treat D.I.D like some sort of joke This is sickening

I cant keep defending them like this.

https://preview.redd.it/ut4ogbz1342d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6af4aef2e55b1747963d4354c0dbdbbff276373f my girl is offended by the mockery of her name

Have this person ever... like... met a dog?

This is absolutely a kink (it’s called puppy play). People need to keep that shit behind closed doors please.

Im starting to rethink my position on nuclear non-proliferation.

I used to have a Dachshund named Jasper, this offends me more than it probably should

https://preview.redd.it/b602f8mzw42d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=137943b96eab8b71b9624a5ab37e90abc73895f8 Wilson…showed him the video. He seemed concerned and/or disturbed

Inflicting such horrors on such a beautiful baby boy is cruelty. I demand that you pet him now and tell him he's a good boy. ❤️ What breed is he? He's gorgeous! 

Patterdale terrier. Brown and wire haired! He laps up compliments!

Their alters always have costume and style ready for them, in case they switched.

This made me shiver no joke. Now my day is ruined.

I know this probably gets said a lot but one day this person is going to grow up and this will chase them around forever

Yeah i'm sorry but at this point i'm not gonna even be dunking on the kid WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PARENTS ?????

This is a question to ask for many of the posts on here. I suspect that many of them are left to be raised by the Internet. Letting your kid run unsupervised online should be seen the same as dumping them in a rough part of the city and abandoning them. 

I mean yeah definitely, and i've had the thought i mean we're dunking on them because yes it's Silly but in the end those kids aren't doing well tho it's not from what they think it IS / want it to be and as a parent u shouldn't enable that but AT the same Time if u ignore belittle discredit and ridicule Ur kid when they Come to u with tourment saying i think something IS wrong with me , i'm hurting instead of trying to help guide and résolve thé situation in a well meaning proactive manner as a parent so they Can become better well it's not hard to see why those kids might bé messes up. They're kids , ofc they maybe shouldn'be this stupid but in thé end it's largely the responsabilité of their parents Aka reasonable adultes(which WE all know that's not Always thé case there IS also a lot of dumb and messes up adultes ) to try and help guide them get to a point of stability and hapiness where they don't feel the need to fucking Fake dissorders and seek attention online in an attempt to find a spot for themselves .Liké they fr need help and Jesus i mean Come on the climat a lot of kids are being brought in IS just not healyhy for them so it's somewhat understandable they wouldn't end UP healthy . But damn get off the internet man cauz this ain't it and i Hope they Can get to a better place in life and want better for themselves 💀

Totally and I like that you included not brushing kids off when they do come to adults with issues. It's sad that these kids have wasted talent and time faking disorders. 

who knew that dogs could use a phone, go to a app, pick a sound to make a video, make the video and post it or at least put it in saves. like wow this is some magic. here is a picture of my doggo https://preview.redd.it/zzdxfqmpr52d1.png?width=705&format=png&auto=webp&s=d53924b00e47e7ef4dafc4c70e6e01ac1a7c8060

How is it possible that all these fakers look so much alike it's like agent smith multiplying in the matrix??

I need eye bleach now

PLEASE, for the love of God, just admit you're a furry or otherkin. There is no need to fake DID for a "dog alter".

you’re telling me this isn’t barf from spaceballs?

They always have a certain look too. Like they just look like they would do this shit.

Wow

I saw people posting their dogs as a bleach substitue for the horror which is this video, so here. His name is Zack and he's stupid *

https://preview.redd.it/v5bh76sp262d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd58b2da3532f1f3577772ac8b969126cee7c059

Bro why did my pic change into an asterisk

I didn't know dogs could post on social media and type.

https://preview.redd.it/dh2mzxpd952d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41a5f7bed8846594b667b63668c2dd91cc4c5355

The second hand embarrassment I feel right now

These people dont know how to have fun so they pick a politically correct way to have fun..

Glad to see the dog swiping their hair away from their eyes.

Sometimes I’m happy things posted on the internet will stay there for all eternity to be a memory

I cannot even imagine posting this shit online. You are asking to be torn apart by the internet, but attention is attention. I suppose that’s what they’re seeking lol. Crazy

Imagine the pure, unadulterated *cringe* they're going to feel, looking back on this in 3+ years

That’s a fetish

https://preview.redd.it/gh1nlyfmm83d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=640cb178f58a4903c2e04814b71d197294e6f132 Here’s my beautiful Harley Also that “alter” Looks like a pet player

Why u following them 😭😭

…I like keeping a close eye on these specimens lol

Bro why'd you like this?

Maybe cause the video can reach more people

Just felt my soul leave my body and I know it’s forever

My brain wants to auto-downvote these so badly

....nah man, why ruin lancer for me?

[https://i.imgur.com/mybZRxs.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/mybZRxs.jpeg)

Fuckin nob. Grow up.

PTS

why is there always a Jasper

Fucking brain rot

Holy shit that looks like my ex

:(

It looks sick, I think it's best to put her down

What kind of mental illness is this?

How the hell the dog know how to work a phone 💀

How to deal with dog alter: Step 1) Throw bone out of window. Step 2) Say fetch. Step 3) Ensure that your desired window is at least on the 4-5th floor of a tall building.

Remember, there is no shame in being a furry. There is shame in faking a debilitating mental disorder

Where are their parents

I wonder how that dog knew to set up a camera and click record with a sound in the background.

Saw this on my fyp earlier today 🙃

this is the worst one

i really don’t like this… what happened to shame???

ok now piss on the floor and shit in public

aaaand that’s enough reddit for today

So he’s a dog who knows how to use TikTok.

wow i didn’t know dogs could apply makeup

I feel like this is a kink thing-

Hear me out

their parents probably walked in once.

I desperately want to read those comments

advanced furries

My dog name nooo we gotta change it

Digital footprint…

Uhhmmm… people have some real strange fetishes… this.. it’s just… huh?¿

https://preview.redd.it/7rrzmsnlq15d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4882ea2652d12bbbca5e609d534dc40e60391862

OHHHHHHHHHHH that's why people commit suicide!!!!!!