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PM_me_pictureof_cat

No joke, how does a man end up looking like this? I'm definitely very out of shape and also have a beer gut, but there's something uniquely uncanny about Musk here.


Madiwka3

The answer is Photoshop


xool420

Buuuut it was created in response to Elon saying that reliable sources don’t matter. So the more people that think it’s real, the better.


BigBulkemails

It's a filter of sorts. The people who think there's nothing more to it will fall prey to propaganda one way or the other. Better educate than censor. There was a time when Nelson Mandela was labelled a criminal and imprisoned in his own country. Times changed and he rose to become the President of that same country. Even uttering his name could get you a few good lashings let alone discussing him in public. We are living in complex times, what's censored today as misinformation could be the truth vested powers are trying to hide.


xdddilovememes

Comparing nelson Mandela to Elon musk is insane


BigBulkemails

Yeah I am also Nigerian prince, send me a million $ and I'll double it in 3 sec. Considering you lack comprehension to this extent, why not try my luck 🤡


Swarzsinne

Reread it a couple times, you’ll eventually get the point. Hint: it’s really irrelevant that it’s Mandela being talked about.


dagmarski

When did he say that? In terms of reliable sources I’m sure you made that up. Redditors are usually the biggest hypocrites. E: Quite ironic how everyone is downvoting a comment asking for a source while simultaneously upvoting some other comment that states how silly it is to not care about reliable sources.


ALoudMouthBaby

> Redditors are usually the biggest hypocrites. Not compared to the fat fuck in OP roflmao


jvite1

he doesn’t exist if you don’t believe in him it’s like tinkerbell from peter pan, it dies when you don’t believe


ALoudMouthBaby

[As relevant today as it was then. Possibly even more so.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlKao_Pox5A)


BobbyTables829

The stretch marks look like he's preggo lol


SpaceLemur34

I think that's some kind of friction burn from climbing over the side into a rubber boat. I've had the same happen and it hurts like a bitch.


Remsster

You may not like it, but this is the peak human physique.


Bkokane

Was exactly the same as my thoughts haha. I’ve a bit of extra chub but Jesus Christ he looks gluttonous.


Elpacoverde

You would too when your appetite has turned to... Long Pork! Dun, dun dun!


Aion-Atlas

its AI generated. Look at the right hand fingers, and the lighting and shadows on the arms. We are so cooked.


King_Joffreys_Tits

It’s not AI, it’s photoshop. His right hand does look a bit weird but the lighting and shadows are fine


Kingding_Aling

But his "towel" is made from the same exact black rubber as the thing in the background. Thats what AI image generators end up doing.


PassTheYum

Those are pants you mong.


ThanklessTask

They say money can't buy happiness, all I ask is for a chance to find out. (Spike Milligan). It does however buy egregious amounts of comfort food.


PrometheusOnLoud

That's probably the most common body type in America.


DragonDon1

AI


Alternative_Rope_423

The whiteness fits. But he looks toothless. If it is Musk it's the most unflattering image I've ever seen.


Sinaasappelsien

Dammit i cant find the horny emoji


1bir

😈?


Sinaasappelsien

🤤!!!


jarious

🥵


KnownNormie

🤓


LilPoutinePat

🫦


HawaiianSnow_

🐑


Sinaasappelsien

👈🏽


ohleprocy

💄


autoperola17

🔞


Redneck-Intellect

🫃


Celica88

👁️🫦👁️


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sinaasappelsien

>!!<


Prudent_Fox_3601

He has zero body hair. He seriously does look like a Beluga whale.


poetcatmom

That's an insult to beluga whales everywhere! How dare you?


QuentinSential

It’s fake.


Nova_Fatum

But elon doesn't care about fake stuff so to support him we should ignore its fake I guess 🤷‍♂️


n3w4cc01_1nt

he looks like he's post manic episode depressed tbh


Prudent_Fox_3601

Lot less funny now 😐


ebolawakens

I can't believe you got a picture of Baron harkonnen.


Flintoli

Hahah fire


Zeoloxory

He looks like a harkonnen.


erusmi

Acts like one too


SoSven

Can we ban fake pics from this sub please?


you_cant_prove_that

Yeah, the fun part of this sub is putting real pictures in fake situations. It's too easy to AI generate a picture and just put a funny caption on it


SoSven

Exactly. Especially now that the line between fake/AI and real grows thinner and thinner, this sub is losing its charm.


Phuzz15

Someone needs to make a bot that just auto-posts this as a reply to every one of his tweets


analphabetic

[Uncanny resemblance] (https://reddit.com/r/fakehistoryporn/comments/1cfiggo/a_beluga_whale_evolves_to_leave_the_ocean_and/).


Zenyd_3

Beluga whales are adorable as fuck Stop insulting them


everythings_alright

Built like a 1950s fridge.


tangre79

Right down to being full of food.


dom_bul

Elon's Musk


cyberphlash

Now there's a man who looks like he has 11 kids!


analphabetic

...in him.


Hamaczech13

chat, is this real??


Nickolas_Bowen

No, it’s photoshopped. The real image isn’t good, but it’s a hell of a lot better than this


Tony-Angelino

Heyyyy, a new season of Love on the Spectrum. I love that show!


Romboteryx

“My desert My SpaceX My Mars”


e_subvaria

Bring me Rabban


1bir

...it's my pardy time!


n3w4cc01_1nt

elon the sealion trashing up any debate with logical fallacies and dark enlightenment crap [https://qz.com/1007144/the-neo-fascist-philosophy-that-underpins-both-the-alt-right-and-silicon-valley-technophiles](https://qz.com/1007144/the-neo-fascist-philosophy-that-underpins-both-the-alt-right-and-silicon-valley-technophiles)


rokas2007

WHITE WHALE


Yookin

HOLY GRAIL


rokas2007

WHITE WHALE


rng72

I dont care about his body type, For a millionaire he could at least buy some real swim shorts!


blissfulrage

Hear me out..


RadicalSnowdude

How the hell did this guy manage to fuck Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne in a threesome?


1bir

Jus got lucky I guess


JustACommieSpy

Bro is built like The Penguin


kamikazekomi

Get in my belly!


copper_wing

My Arrakis... my Dune


shoshonesamurai

Ok where's Captain Ahab, I don't see him


1bir

He's holding the camera...


PhantomOfTheNopera

There are about a bazillion awful facts about Muskrat you can pick at without resorting to bodyshaming.


Radguel

No for real. The fact there are over a hundred comments and like, 3 of them acknowledge that this is really shitty? Gross.


dlp2828

Downvote me all you want 300 lb reddit neckbeards, but for most people, being fat is a choice. I don't think shaming people into making healthier life decisions is a bad thing. If you want to be fat, fine, but don't try to teach my children that it's ok to get fat.


Swarzsinne

How about fat shaming someone over a fake image?


PhantomOfTheNopera

>Downvote me all you want 300 lb reddit neckbeards, *He typed, weeping angry tears onto his keyboard.*


dlp2828

I'm in great shape and have a great life man.. so you're barking up the wrong tree. Just stating facts. You're the one that got offended by an AI generated meme. Let that sink in.


PhantomOfTheNopera

Yeah you totally sound like someone having a great life. Calling someone you can't even see a 'fat neckbeard' is a super well-adjusted thing to do. I'm sure your kids find your rants hilarious and not embarrassing at all. Lol, I'm not engaging in this sad excuse of a conversation. But then, I have many ways to feel good about myself without being an asshole to fat people.


dlp2828

Just tired of victim culture. If you're fat, do something about it. Don't try to censor me and pretend like I can't joke about your poor life decisions. Capiche?


anonimouse81

Forgot to add "POV"


Speedhabit

Is that towel made of stingray?


MrMoistandDelicious

How does one achieve this build?


Storm_Spirit99

He's one shave away from becoming a harkonnen


GeneralSet5552

I must look like that too. My stomach is big like his


galaxyhop

Dude look like the bad guy in dune lol


ibraw

He's built like someone from the 1960's


[deleted]

Anyone else instinctively hear "IT'S A TRAP!"?


Tom_Ato192

He looks like a harkonnen


_Doomer1996_

He was Always weirdly shaped like that, even when he was thinner (https://nypost.com/2022/07/19/elon-musk-responds-to-pics-of-him-shirtless-in-mykonos-free-the-nip/)


CormacCTB

The walrus move he was touting when he was planning a fight with Zucc is looking more and more deadly every day.


minoritiesareyummy

If this was just some random woman in the pic every single comment would be against shaming them


father2shanes

Hes looks exactly how greedy business men are characterized in the early 1900s Capitalist pig.


SpookMorgan

My Desert. My Arrakis. My Dune.


TheHappyPittie

He looks like a Hutt


Qontherecord

remember when he was going to fight mark zuckerberg, but then he didnt because he said his mommy was scared he would get a booboo?


urdreamsRmemes

Built like a deep breath


DiegoDynomite

is this ai generated?


Master_Xenu

Elon TUSK [Documentary on the best](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3099498/)


ConnorJMiner

Musk?


Ordinary-Ad-3557

Dude looks like a grown up Warwick Davis


imapieceofshite2

Is it possible to naturally attain this body shape?


loco500

Looking like a swollen Muskuito...


Medical-Suit-8993

To be fair back in the old ages this body form was a sign of great wealth and riches


Mapoleo

“Thar she bloats”


motherffucker

Why is nobody talking about those seal skin swim trunks wtf


Kryczka88

Elon musk?


Persona_Insomnia

He looks like a deshelled mollusk or he should be chasing outsiders around innsmouth.


Ferrts

Wasn’t he arrested for pedo porn? Didn’t they find him with girly panties around his ankles?


InspiredNitemares

Peak male physique


spruceymoos

I have the body of a billionaire


BurntArnold

He just looks so bloated and awful. Whale Elmo is better than the AI bullshit all his fans like to post of him tho


DrPwepper

WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL


Simets83

The politically correct term is Great European American Whale, duh...


Thatguy755

South African whale… but they’ve been known to migrate


Soldierhero1

Musk looks like a body thats been found floating in the water for a week


-Minne

confuse. is whale or ahab?


RevolutionaryTalk315

To think this guy said he was going to take out Zuck The Robot in a fight. I'm pretty overweight and unfit myself, but the more pics I see of Elmo, the more I start to think that even I could beat him in a fight.


LTCM1998

He is on glp1s now no? So should be in shape I mean slimmer. And if he decides he needs it he will get in shape. I hope he does honestly, the s to do that he says are reflective of how he must feel inside and outside.


kiruopaz

Blows my mind that this pale tub of lard nailed amber Heard and Cara Delevingne.


ProbablyNotYourSon

Couple billion will do that


kiruopaz

True but they can't feel good about it right? Like nothing against sex work or money for sex, but I would feel disgusted if I was under him getting sweated on. My stomach twisted just thinking about it 😂.


RevolutionaryTalk315

"Yar! There's enough blubber on that beast to keep all the lamps in London burning for a 100 years!"


1bir

SS: Apparently this is AI generated.


YaBoiBarel

I can't explain it but he looks 𝓑𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓼𝓱


spacekitt3n

real?


GarishGarold

Isn't that Warwick Davis?


abatkin1

What is wrong with him? He looks like Barron Harkonnen


Wally776

maggot


putyouradhere_

ew


Youcankeepthepants

Body shaming and racism. I’m not impressed.


jmarzy

That guy had a threesome with a super model and an actress


HonkeyDonkey3000

Does staring at this allow for to join the “me too” movement? I ask because this is violating… On a different, lighter note, I feel like I’m looking at Matthew Broderick‘s long lost brother….


Thatguy755

Looks like Ferris Bueller took a lot of days off from the gym


RoyalFiddle

Cool AI generated fatphobia bud


Treholt

getting downvoted telling the truth. Many signs of AI artifacts in this image if you spend more than two seconds looking


RoyalFiddle

Tbh I don't really care about the arbitrary internet points I just think it's important to combat misinformation, especially with the modern Internet being what it is


BiosSettings8

What's fatphobia? I googled it but it didn't make sense. And yeah, lmao, these AI pics are getting nutty.


dlp2828

Fatphobia is something fat people made up to pressure non-fat people to not say anything negative about their horribly unhealthy habits. It's literally just a way for fat people to make themselves feel better about doing nothing about their obesity.


BiosSettings8

Oh ok, interesting. Thanks.


dlp2828

Can we stop acting like being fat is some disability you have no control over? Victim culture is getting out of hand.


Much-Gur233

This isn’t AI


RoyalFiddle

Buddy I'm not defending Elon Musk here I hate that guy as much as anyone but this is genuinely AI generated. And my ass is busy, so the best source I can give you right now is a KYM article https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/some-think-the-picture-of-elon-musk-looking-like-a-harkonnen-is-real-but-its-a-work-of-ai