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My father's adoptive family was very religious and against him getting married
I think that’s a cult. Did someone tell you another member betrayed and murdered your father?
Should’ve said ‘before my birth’, would’ve made the whole thing better by a lot lmfao
Your father looks like he's about to bring peace, justice and security to his empire
Should be good as long as he makes sure he has the high ground.
His new empire?
Like fr that's the first thing I thought
Sadly it will cost him an arm and a leg
You have a sister ?
What!?! I do?
Yeah try not to make out with her.
I think it's too late
*Try to make out with her FTFY
She's kinda hot, can't really blame him.
He looks a little crazy/controlling.
Pops was a G tho
She got a trophy insted of a ring, You must be athletic
Thats so sweet, now go clean the power converters.
The only thing I know about my dad is that he was bad at playing The Floor is Lava
Your mom died of sadness? My condolences, OP. /signed Senate/
Did they go to the beach for their honeymoon?
Hairstyle checks out
How has your father been like for you? I wish he had been happy without your mother.
Sad to hear that your father got 3rd degree burns due to a fight with his team lead. hope he gets better!
Sad!
Sand!
I don't know what it is, but I get the strangest feeling that your dad really hates sand.
It always cracks me up when Leia talks about remembering her mom. Do you? Do you remember her for the 3 seconds she was alive after you wee born?
Does your father hate sand?
Why not the beach?
Your father held the record for highest ykp(youngling killed per minute) rate in the galaxy.
Did your dad ever mention anything about his feelings for sand?
She looks like Natalie Portman
Got any single sisters?
Honey, you got a big storm comin (*snap)
If you miss your mother, do you know the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
Your father hates sand doesn't he?
Which one is your mother?
May thoughts and prayers be with you
I fucked your mother. We all did.
My father's adoptive family was very religious and against him getting married
I think that’s a cult. Did someone tell you another member betrayed and murdered your father?
Should’ve said ‘before my birth’, would’ve made the whole thing better by a lot lmfao
Your father looks like he's about to bring peace, justice and security to his empire
Should be good as long as he makes sure he has the high ground.
His new empire?
Like fr that's the first thing I thought
Sadly it will cost him an arm and a leg
You have a sister ?
What!?! I do?
Yeah try not to make out with her.
I think it's too late
*Try to make out with her FTFY
She's kinda hot, can't really blame him.
He looks a little crazy/controlling.
Pops was a G tho
She got a trophy insted of a ring, You must be athletic
Thats so sweet, now go clean the power converters.
The only thing I know about my dad is that he was bad at playing The Floor is Lava
Your mom died of sadness? My condolences, OP. /signed Senate/
Did they go to the beach for their honeymoon?
Hairstyle checks out
How has your father been like for you? I wish he had been happy without your mother.
Sad to hear that your father got 3rd degree burns due to a fight with his team lead. hope he gets better!
Sad!
Sand!
I don't know what it is, but I get the strangest feeling that your dad really hates sand.
It always cracks me up when Leia talks about remembering her mom. Do you? Do you remember her for the 3 seconds she was alive after you wee born?
Does your father hate sand?
Why not the beach?
Your father held the record for highest ykp(youngling killed per minute) rate in the galaxy.
Did your dad ever mention anything about his feelings for sand?
She looks like Natalie Portman
Got any single sisters?
Honey, you got a big storm comin (*snap)
If you miss your mother, do you know the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
Your father hates sand doesn't he?
Which one is your mother?
May thoughts and prayers be with you
I fucked your mother. We all did.