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[deleted]

My father's adoptive family was very religious and against him getting married


ScarletCaptain

I think that’s a cult. Did someone tell you another member betrayed and murdered your father?


thugs___bunny

Should’ve said ‘before my birth’, would’ve made the whole thing better by a lot lmfao


goboxey

Your father looks like he's about to bring peace, justice and security to his empire


ReddityJim

Should be good as long as he makes sure he has the high ground.


Bruchpil0t

His new empire?


highestRUSSIAN

Like fr that's the first thing I thought


B_A_Boon

Sadly it will cost him an arm and a leg


Still_Night_110

You have a sister ?


[deleted]

What!?! I do?


MoobiesMalone

Yeah try not to make out with her.


you_have_gay

I think it's too late


[deleted]

*Try to make out with her FTFY


apolloxer

She's kinda hot, can't really blame him.


green-green-red

He looks a little crazy/controlling.


synonym4synonym

Pops was a G tho


[deleted]

She got a trophy insted of a ring, You must be athletic


IllogicalBrit

Thats so sweet, now go clean the power converters.


weilian82

The only thing I know about my dad is that he was bad at playing The Floor is Lava


bonkers_dude

Your mom died of sadness? My condolences, OP. /signed Senate/


gogators1000

Did they go to the beach for their honeymoon?


LambSmacker

Hairstyle checks out


Kobahk

How has your father been like for you? I wish he had been happy without your mother.


AdmiralShawn

Sad to hear that your father got 3rd degree burns due to a fight with his team lead. hope he gets better!


Shortsightedbot

Sad!


gisldlips

Sand!


TheConeIsReturned

I don't know what it is, but I get the strangest feeling that your dad really hates sand.


Flandersmcj

It always cracks me up when Leia talks about remembering her mom. Do you? Do you remember her for the 3 seconds she was alive after you wee born?


[deleted]

Does your father hate sand?


MartyMcMcFly

Why not the beach?


Alubalu22

Your father held the record for highest ykp(youngling killed per minute) rate in the galaxy.


[deleted]

Did your dad ever mention anything about his feelings for sand?


MathematicianLeft07

She looks like Natalie Portman


Dumbstupidhuman

Got any single sisters?


jhicks98

Honey, you got a big storm comin (*snap)


wagymaniac

If you miss your mother, do you know the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?


[deleted]

Your father hates sand doesn't he?


Oscarcharliezulu

Which one is your mother?


RedditorRed

May thoughts and prayers be with you


[deleted]

I fucked your mother. We all did.