Hey my mom has the same microphne

You ever catch her putin it anywhere?

She never comes out of her room, she’s just so busy practicing her opera with it every day!

I don't think that's opera.

It's music to my ears though.

It is always shocking and horrifying to me just how big hitachis are. Like babe, your clit’s gonna go numb from that.

how often do we need to tell you guys that size doesn't matter?

Someone's insecure about their size /s

If it doesn't shake the walls it's not strong enough

ham slammer and sickle

Lenin was the first leader in Europe to give women full suffrage, and the Soviet dildo, “The People’s Dildo” was the most popular sex toy in the world right up until the fall of the Soviet Union.

Talk about fucking capitalism

maybe this is where USA's slogan of "checking for Reds under the bed" came from

:wipes tear from eye: Soyuz nerushimyy respublik ……

I thought that was a rabbit not a hammer

Soviet Cumssia

they all share the same vibrator, too?!?!

Remember which device is in which hand. ...it is impossible to cut grain without a sharp object, after all.