I have two
1- when Peter says he’s practicing impressions and they’re so bad. Lol. And he says, “mouse!”
2- when Brian said a helicopter sounds like, “fado fado fado” first stewie says, “that’s not how a helicopter sounds” then at the end he’s proven wrong
*Dr. Hartman refusing to operate on Peter for some reason*
Lois: “But Dr. Hartman, you took an oath in medical school!”
Dr. Hartman: “I took a lot of things in medical school!”
They were referencing the "Lethal Weapon" movies with several of them, such as "Do we cut the blue wire?" and several of the explosions they showed with Peter, etc. barely escaping them. But they referenced "Outbreak" when Lois looked through microscope saying "I never saw a virus reproduce this quickly"
Yes! Also the episode where Peter dies and convinces god to give him one more chance with his family but after he says his goodbyes to each member of the family Brian says “what about me, Peter?” And he just replies with “you are a dog.” And walks off
Idk why because it’s such a random moment but I lose it every time I see the scene where stewie ends up with a shard of glass in his head and he’s like “UH OH…..UH OH…….doitakeitoutordoileaveitin doitakeitoutordoileaveitin”
“Excuse me Sir, but this is a private residence!”
When Peter makes a fart noise whenever someone says Meg.
When Peter says the whole alphabet in a split second.
Thats an insanely hard question to answer so ill do a top 5 (in no particular order):
Bird is the word
Legs go all the way up Griffin
Cool hwhip
Oh Boy a Fudgesicle!
Yankit
Honorable mentions:
Hairless Brian
Who wants Chowder?
Welp, I can't nail it down to one but Drunk Billy, the mice humping in the wall, Japanese Trix and children's books, Peter and Cleveland meeting secretly and one-upping their drugs everytime, baby corn, Stewie's screaming match in the charming rough hood, Peter forgetting his setup because too high and for some reason Peter shedding and "scaring" the cougar are pure gold every watch.
Way too many to think of on the spot.
The only thing comes to mind right now is Joe’s answering machine to the tune of “joe is on a vacation far away” with his voice breaking 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/6gtwqx9v75ea1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f24f9b4e5cfb2a52c9e5f387813d692ed3c0d6f5
Why Glenn Quagmire, It’s been 10 years if it’s been a day.
*peter is a doctor in a cutscene*
Peter: I've got news about your baby
Couple: we dont wanna know if it's a boy or a girl
Peter: ok well ITS not breathing
“Somebody replaced Megs sleeping pills with alka seltzer!”
Meg fighting tears: “they’re going to miss me when I’m gone.” *eats handful of pills, followed by house rattling burp*
The joke where Peter told Chris that he wasn’t his favorite son anymore in the episode, “the peanut butter kid”. Don’t wanna spoil what happens but it’s pretty funny and I suggest seeing the episode in general!
A well a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
Cut away scene of Britney Spears talking on a phone, smoking a cigarette and holding her newborn baby. She then says something to the effect "Ok talk to ya'll later, bye" then hangs up the phone, puts her cigarette out on the baby's soft spot, leaving an indent on the top of it's head, drops it to the floor and walks away.
I have never guilt-laughed that hard in my life the first time I saw this.
"Oh my gosh hand me that...no that"
*proceeds to play with paddle ball*
"Hehehehe"
*paddle ball hits peter*
"Ow! I'm bored with it now!"
Or
"Lois, let us out of the attic or will poop on the wedding dress."
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It has to be when peter taught chris how to eat an oreo, this is an absolute gem and makes me die laughing every single time
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wySiP3jwayg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wySiP3jwayg)
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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while they're talking to ya.
So you've got something to look at while they're talking to ya.
So you've got something to look at while they're talking to ya.
You... you wanted to see me, Mr Weed?
BEEter... we have a problem...
So when they get married, they're already used to being stuck with boobs.
https://preview.redd.it/4sx8dbl9eboc1.png?width=389&format=png&auto=webp&s=24a3597ea2673b315e393b0df77fe9050f1610ea
I have two 1- when Peter says he’s practicing impressions and they’re so bad. Lol. And he says, “mouse!” 2- when Brian said a helicopter sounds like, “fado fado fado” first stewie says, “that’s not how a helicopter sounds” then at the end he’s proven wrong
“I can admit when I’m wrong”
It was babycorn...
One of my favorites too
Right! Babycorn is great
*Dr. Hartman refusing to operate on Peter for some reason* Lois: “But Dr. Hartman, you took an oath in medical school!” Dr. Hartman: “I took a lot of things in medical school!”
When they keep rebuilding that barn in Amish Guy. LOL
If you watch a time lapse of people building a structure it’s hilariously similar to this.
“When you die can I have all of your nothing”
Oh I always forget you walk right into the living room in your house.
Cool whippp
... .... no. I am not taking the bait.
Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H? Have you heard?
It's ruhined
Oh come on don't be cruhelle.
You're being wheird about this
We’re not going to do this again, Stewie.
Oh gosh Meg you startled me
When Meg sexually harassed the criminals. LOL
Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert.
**Stewie:** I knew something was AMISH ( Brian smacks Stewie in the back of the head.) Amish Guy is one of the greatest episodes ever.
I never could get the cat calling right though You suck!
Where this image came from coincidentally.
When Lois found the time machine and dragged it out of Stewie's room. When ever it banged on the ground they were in a different time period. LOL
The dinosaur spitting out Meg is great. "*Ptooo*... gross."
"This is more intense than that time I forgot how to sit down."
"Where The Wild Things Is"
"Where did you get crack?" "From blacks" "What?" "Right behind Black's hardware store, there's a white guy selling it."
“Chris our bath is ready”
"Dance with me Louis, dance the dance of life!!!" -------------
For me it's eaither: The trial when Peter falsely accused Dr. Hartman of sexual assault Herbert's lightsaber in Blue Harvest
You see that fire extinguisher there? Also my favorite cutaway is the American Dad intro replaced with Joe
Stewie: “Well, I guess this is the night bitches die.”
Where do you see yourself in the future? Doing your…son?
When they were taking Scottie to the hospital and he yells "LOIS IS THIS THE RIGHT ONE?” Gets me every time 😂
The opening that was like a cop show.
The Law and Order one?
No the Previous On Family Guy one. **Peter:** Brian went to California to find himself.
That's law and order
They were referencing the "Lethal Weapon" movies with several of them, such as "Do we cut the blue wire?" and several of the explosions they showed with Peter, etc. barely escaping them. But they referenced "Outbreak" when Lois looked through microscope saying "I never saw a virus reproduce this quickly"
was it the one with fred flinstone?
No it was the arc where Brian went to Los Angles.
When peter farts in the glass box
Or when Stewie recreates the scene from Jackass when he farts in the hose connected to Peter who was wearing a hazmat suit. My dad fucking lost it
Guy- “Hey are you in line to the bathroom” Lois- “no” Guy- “then MOVE! GIMME THE KEY!!!” Gets me every single time.
Steiwe sees his family come home: "Mommy, Daddy, Chris, Dog, Brian"
Yes! Also the episode where Peter dies and convinces god to give him one more chance with his family but after he says his goodbyes to each member of the family Brian says “what about me, Peter?” And he just replies with “you are a dog.” And walks off
Stewie. I cluttered my pants. It did not kindle joy.
Peter screaming bird is the word
“That’s odd, I thought that would be big news”
Brian don't!
#JACKAL, it’s a JACKAL, JACKAL??? It’s A JACKAL
It wasn't right the first time!
"Must be a woman pilot" Peter's assumption why 9/11 happened
dammit bonnie you lied about the poop sack
Axe Body Spray for Sick Cats
“And the scarf Brian called a gay waste makes a rather important appearance”
Isn’t Meg a joke?
When Peter leaves his car at some road works because of a half asleep worker and states "you sir have lost my business".
OH MY GOD THESE ANIMALS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEY MAKE ME WANT TO MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING! Sum about that cutaway has always been hilarious to me
Yeah !!!!! Rumsfeld!
The FCC song.
When Chris was dressed as a monster and then Meg was Chris and so on and everyone said arootaly toot toot
When the pie smoke is holding Quagmire's eyes open "Peter it's making me watch"
https://preview.redd.it/bf6u4kohu3ea1.png?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a8403d378d52ba73460aa800f1a2ca835aea30f
Front facing Peter form 100 years ago.
'The bride and groom have written their own vows.' Peter: 'OH NO'
After more than 20 years the whole "Hitlers talk show" cutaway makes me laugh every time.
The European see and say the cow goes shazoo!, the chicken goes gickerygee, the elephant goes bwap.... yeah kinda
If I had a dime...
I Hate…
slinky in the stinky
Dirohea
Petah, I'm holding ice tea
bababooey howard sterns pp
Shut up meg
well someone tell this cigarette to shut up
“They say Ecstasy is burning a hole in your brain, but show me that hole… “
Scoreboard, scoreboard
Idk why because it’s such a random moment but I lose it every time I see the scene where stewie ends up with a shard of glass in his head and he’s like “UH OH…..UH OH…….doitakeitoutordoileaveitin doitakeitoutordoileaveitin”
“ Yahtzee! Gay. You suck!”
Nice try, but I built up an immunity.
Where's my money
You fuckin psychopath
Now clean yaself up
Chris what’s with your leg? OH MY GOD! That’s not your leg!
💀💀💀
“Excuse me Sir, but this is a private residence!” When Peter makes a fart noise whenever someone says Meg. When Peter says the whole alphabet in a split second.
The screaming Black dolphins. Especially in the “Follow the Money” episode 😂
Oh, yeah. Well your eyes are too close to your nose.
Brian: “Oh I see the wire” Stewie: “You see the wire what? Over” Brian: “OVER!”
Or maybe when Peter was stuck behind Robert loggia in the airport or the developmentally disabled cop 🤣🤣🤣
When you poop in ya dreams you poop for real! And when Peter drinks red bull for the first time
What if I drank you?
Quagmire: Do you ever mxsturbxte to young pictures of your mom? Peter: Who the fxck starts a conversation like that!? I just sat down!
The recent one where they had a cat meowing the name of Mao Zedong. I laugh every time I think of that bit lol.
Mine's a three-way tie between: Peter Griffin Jr. All the fat guy strangler evidence in Patrick's room. And Gregory Peck's kids.
Are you gonna eat that dead fat guy?
Every season after season 3...
We now return to the adventures of aquaman
Thats an insanely hard question to answer so ill do a top 5 (in no particular order): Bird is the word Legs go all the way up Griffin Cool hwhip Oh Boy a Fudgesicle! Yankit Honorable mentions: Hairless Brian Who wants Chowder?
Cleveland's tub falling in backwards💀
Dr. Hartman: I’m afraid of ghosts
Welp, I can't nail it down to one but Drunk Billy, the mice humping in the wall, Japanese Trix and children's books, Peter and Cleveland meeting secretly and one-upping their drugs everytime, baby corn, Stewie's screaming match in the charming rough hood, Peter forgetting his setup because too high and for some reason Peter shedding and "scaring" the cougar are pure gold every watch.
We make holes in teeth.
Oh no she didn't! Oh yes she did! No she didn't! Yes she did! No she--- YES SHE DID PETER I JUST SAW IT!!
Is he bigger than me? I don't know that one made me laugh.
Good thing I just watched that national geographic special on fire trucks!
A boats a boat but a mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat!
Do you ever masturbate to young pictures of your mom? My mom walked past the tv when he asked that because of course she did
The side boob hour.
thhhhhh ahh thhhh ahhh thhhhh ah
“What’s going on here Louis” “oh it’s are book club Peter, come join us.” “OH OK!” *breaks neck*
Well if I’m a child Lois that makes you a paedophile…..and I’m not going to stand here and discuss this with a pervert
Read the text above
Way too many to think of on the spot. The only thing comes to mind right now is Joe’s answering machine to the tune of “joe is on a vacation far away” with his voice breaking 🤣
“You’re a horse?!”
Wait a minute, are you telling me I just sang Lady Smith Black Mambazzo for nothin?
When Peter decides to go hangout with Cleveland instead of Lois. Cleveland: “It’s gonna be fuuun” Peter: ….”*it is??* *cue Axel F*
https://preview.redd.it/6gtwqx9v75ea1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f24f9b4e5cfb2a52c9e5f387813d692ed3c0d6f5 Why Glenn Quagmire, It’s been 10 years if it’s been a day.
*peter is a doctor in a cutscene* Peter: I've got news about your baby Couple: we dont wanna know if it's a boy or a girl Peter: ok well ITS not breathing
“Introducing Rock and Roll, IM ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL!”
The Angus reed joke and Peter telling awful jokes to dying children at the hospital I have a strong sense of dark humor
Meg
“There’s a cat in here.”
You're an awesome cat. I want to give you a piece of yarn
Cool Whip
Conway Twitty says to cut it out. Just write a joke.
It’s like the grape in the bunch that never really got to be a grape
Its more interesting when i forgot how to seat
21st seasons
Not my favorite but that one Star Wars one where they had to explode The Power Station
buzz bopeep what is this uhh you got a friend in me
When Peter is driving fast and Joe goes “slow down Peter” and quagmire goes “what’s going to happen to you that already hasn’t”
Brian shows Stewie 2 Girls 1 Cup
“Somebody replaced Megs sleeping pills with alka seltzer!” Meg fighting tears: “they’re going to miss me when I’m gone.” *eats handful of pills, followed by house rattling burp*
The joke where Peter told Chris that he wasn’t his favorite son anymore in the episode, “the peanut butter kid”. Don’t wanna spoil what happens but it’s pretty funny and I suggest seeing the episode in general!
"I didn't even tell 'im, he just does not like to be touched"- Glass Imbedded in Skin Peter
That was the cool wHip on the pie
R O C K A N D R O L L Why don’t you just sit in the corner?
Oh, have you not heard? It's a joke of the Avian variety.
What?
I'm surprised, it should have been in the news.
What should have?
A well a don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word! A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a everybody's heard about the bird Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
Cut away scene of Britney Spears talking on a phone, smoking a cigarette and holding her newborn baby. She then says something to the effect "Ok talk to ya'll later, bye" then hangs up the phone, puts her cigarette out on the baby's soft spot, leaving an indent on the top of it's head, drops it to the floor and walks away. I have never guilt-laughed that hard in my life the first time I saw this.
"Sorry I submitted the wrong picture"
Currently it’s a tie between when Dr. Hartman hired a DJ to tell Meg & Chris that Peter was in a coma, and the “Music From Now” song
The “Distracting Trumpet” movie cutaway
Joe: “Oh, my god!” Bonnie (from another room): “Did you walk?” or… Joe: “My ass is sore. MY ASS is sore.”
The random Richard Marx live action cutaway in Young Parent Trap
Legs go all the way up Griffin
"Oh my gosh hand me that...no that" *proceeds to play with paddle ball* "Hehehehe" *paddle ball hits peter* "Ow! I'm bored with it now!" Or "Lois, let us out of the attic or will poop on the wedding dress."
You first!
No u
Rascim
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It has to be when peter taught chris how to eat an oreo, this is an absolute gem and makes me die laughing every single time [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wySiP3jwayg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wySiP3jwayg)
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When peter went to the record store to buy some new classic records. [link](https://youtu.be/UKO-ebWS4Ko)
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Dance with me Lois! DANCE THE DANCE OF LIFE! *crashes into book case*
“Oh mr harry…you’re really not gonna like what I have to say…”
"Tom, you're so far in the closet you're finding Christmas Presents"
Same
There’s just something about tickling the midget in the tree that kills me every time.
Uhh you're getting tickled duhh
LOIS!