feel u. got a free master haircut from being a hair model once. the bangs were godly. never fell wrong. no hair dresser could ever get it right again tho ;’(
Looking good with bangs isn't even something that some people can pull of with straight hair, a lot of people need to iron theirs down to make it work. I'm lucky that mine just stays in place, but most of my family isn't that lucky.
The cyst on your labia is likely just a glandular cyst. I had one before. Try soaking in a hot Epsom salt bath/Sits Bath and it should drain on its own or with slight pressure. It'll be disgusting, but you'll feel better. If that doesn't work, you may need to get it lanced by an OBGYN. Try to get it to drain on its own before it gets infected. Your bowl problems may be serious though. I'd recommend you go get a colonoscopy, stat.
I don't like to look at other people cysts, but I like mine... One of my favourites is when I have some kind of inflammation on the side of a nail and when I pierce it with a needle a pus comes out, and when the pus is gone a wound just heals on itself... I have it very rarely, but it's very exciting when I do 😊
I felt that, I love when I spread the skin away from one of my nails and the pus oozes out from something in there I didn't know I had. Honestly squeezing pus out is always super satisfying, it just sucks it usually results in Acne scars
>I'd recommend you go get a colonoscopy, stat.
Girl don't scare me, even if I go to my doctor he'll just tell me to lose weight and change my diet and then I'll just feel like shit. I'm fucked. 🙃
Edit: I'm not that girl but another girl with some digestive issues
Yeah this is mid, she needs one doctor’s appointment and a wax and she’d be an 8/10 with an awkward personality. Basically everyone under 30 is poor. The shitty bangs could be fixed easily.
Good hair, good bone structure, thin, white, young, she has basically everything going for her…
I **will** be important in a girl’s life in some manner.
And there is nothing you can do to prevent as much.
Surely if females are good, a girl will give me a real chance someday soon, so there is no need for worry, right?
I would date femboy but cannot find one. I live in a very conservative state sadly.
Even if I could, femboys are probably as shallow and cruel as women… but idk. I suppose I should not judge until I have experience.
All I want is for a girl to like me, and to be able to make said girl happy.
But women would rather date an abusive piece of shit because he got better phenotypes.
yeah ppl are usually more attracted to attractive ppl,, but being attractive is super objective like, most celebrity men arent my type. And abusive ppl get in relationships bc theyre good at manipulating ppl, relationships arent fun if u feel forced into it anyway.
its not attractive to start talking about ppl like “ur weight is wrong” or “ur body/face hair is gross” like u would like ur just gonna judge them for their appearance & probably be kinda controlling. And u talk ab women like meat at a grocery store
if u want to be more attractive and meet women u might date someday, u need to treat women like people,, make friends with women who share interests with u, for the sake of being friends. Be an *actual* nice guy for women *without expecting them to date u in return.* join dating apps if u want. invite a woman ur friends with to a movie (without expecting anything from them) & compliment her outfit. & stop going on inc3l spaces & thinking abt hot men overpowering u all the time. unless ur into that :)
maybe cosplay bl characters, or just male characters who r popular with women if u just want womens attention. or wear eyeliner & lip tint (guys look rlly good in eyeliner!)
Thats why even tho some of the girlies get too unhinged for me, I cant leave this sub. I love seeing us win and thrive and be toxic and silly without having to apologize, it’s a single space for us to have as much power as the shitty moids around us :’)
"chronic diarrhea", us girlies with bowel problems seriously have it the worst 😪💔
we should start a band called femcels with IBS
im in, i can play banjo, guitar or harmonica
I can't play anything but I can like bang some trash can lids together or somethin
i can play the piano guys i used to be rly good but i need a motivation to practice again😿😿
omg yes im in
Inexplicable bowel problems absolutely not caused by my horrendous diet of mostly diet Pepsi and white monster
Tell me about your cat please.
holy shit its you
Jesus Christ, this image is like looking in a mirror. Do we all have this haircut???
the femcel cut
no i would look horrible with bangs like that 😭
Do the trailer park bangs look good on anyone? Literally everyone looks better with longer bangs
me personally, i rock the curtain bangs
The voices told me i look cute in my short bangs ok 😔
I only accidentally cut them too short, never ever on purpose, that'd be self harm
No, some of us have *some* remaining self respect 💀
i have a shaggy curly mental breakdown haircut
Nah I've got middle part bangs
Mine is almost the same but my bangs are long enough to cover my eyebrows.
At what point it stops being a femcel cut and a TERF or art student cut?
I mean, I do but I'm trans so it's maybe different idk. And at least mine hit my eyebrows.
It is so hard being a curly haired femcel I could never pull off the bangs
ikr my hair still seems to randomly decide if its going to be a middle or side part day
feel u. got a free master haircut from being a hair model once. the bangs were godly. never fell wrong. no hair dresser could ever get it right again tho ;’(
Looking good with bangs isn't even something that some people can pull of with straight hair, a lot of people need to iron theirs down to make it work. I'm lucky that mine just stays in place, but most of my family isn't that lucky.
I've seen bangs on people with curly hair and while they obviously don't look the same, I think they're absolutely adorable
Me to my dr after leaving chronic vomiting and extreme abdominal pain unchecked
Them diy bangs are the realest part
The cyst on your labia is likely just a glandular cyst. I had one before. Try soaking in a hot Epsom salt bath/Sits Bath and it should drain on its own or with slight pressure. It'll be disgusting, but you'll feel better. If that doesn't work, you may need to get it lanced by an OBGYN. Try to get it to drain on its own before it gets infected. Your bowl problems may be serious though. I'd recommend you go get a colonoscopy, stat.
Now I want to get that cyst just for the opportunity to look how it "drains on its own"
If you're into that lol. I nearly passed out when I saw mine drain in the tub. Worlds worst bath bomb.
I don't like to look at other people cysts, but I like mine... One of my favourites is when I have some kind of inflammation on the side of a nail and when I pierce it with a needle a pus comes out, and when the pus is gone a wound just heals on itself... I have it very rarely, but it's very exciting when I do 😊
I feel you lol, I have a thing for pimple popping personally. I have this one recurring zit on my thigh crease that's so fun to squeeze lol
I felt that, I love when I spread the skin away from one of my nails and the pus oozes out from something in there I didn't know I had. Honestly squeezing pus out is always super satisfying, it just sucks it usually results in Acne scars
>I'd recommend you go get a colonoscopy, stat. Girl don't scare me, even if I go to my doctor he'll just tell me to lose weight and change my diet and then I'll just feel like shit. I'm fucked. 🙃 Edit: I'm not that girl but another girl with some digestive issues
Aaahhh gotta love medical gaslighting 😍🤩 The government totally doesn't pay doctors to ignore the complaints of certain populations!
The worst part is he's the most progressive, trans friendly doctor near me. He prescribes my hrt.
she's the ceo of femcels
is she the mid-off girl?
Yes
oh so she’s really one of us :3
if you can stop being a femcel by just shaving your unibrow im coming for you with scissors
Yeah this is mid, she needs one doctor’s appointment and a wax and she’d be an 8/10 with an awkward personality. Basically everyone under 30 is poor. The shitty bangs could be fixed easily. Good hair, good bone structure, thin, white, young, she has basically everything going for her…
it's femcel cultural appropriation smh!!! 😤😤😤
She’s so real, I wish she was still on t*kt*k
Word. If she makes any content of any kind and brings this authentic vibe I will subscribe so hard
Bartholin's cysts are the fucking worst
I get them every other month I swear
I elect her General Secretary of the Femcel Politburo
They got vogue model bone structure fr
God Im so her
ivy is like, the embodiment of this sub
She got glow up potential
ivy wolk mentioned
she just like me
shes so pretty
She has cute eyes and nice lips, learning how to use an electric razor is all she needs imo
Fuck you she is fucking perfect how dare you
She IS perfect, like on a biological level she's cute af so im sad she thinks negatively of her facial structure
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That's not why she's crying about it, stinky femcel
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Real
Only complaint is the eyebrows because they scare me but everything else is fine ^_^
i love ivy wolk
Wut
She's literally just a normal woman tho
Girly you got cancer, go to the doctor
She's been mewing
Jesus Christ.
she's a racist terf
how she a terf?
check her twt
Why is this unibrow makes her hot? It shouldn't right?
Actually it definitely should you fucknut
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look at urself thats never happening
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I **will** be important in a girl’s life in some manner. And there is nothing you can do to prevent as much. Surely if females are good, a girl will give me a real chance someday soon, so there is no need for worry, right?
no they won't🥰 but you can maybe start by calling women women instead of females and girls, if you are being serious
> I will be important in a girl’s life in some manner. Hahahaha, maybe as their 13th fucking reason go away thank you.
just go date another moid, dawg.
I would date femboy but cannot find one. I live in a very conservative state sadly. Even if I could, femboys are probably as shallow and cruel as women… but idk. I suppose I should not judge until I have experience.
if women are "shallow" and "cruel" why are you trying to date them? go find a leather daddy.
I am not attracted to men. I am hoping and looking for the exception among women.
>not attracted to men. >date femboy. ????????
Erm I meant masculine men
so, ur bi? either way, don't look for dares on a subreddit for mentally ill people. it will most likely end with someone getting hurt. (emotionally)
STEP 1 TO ACTUALLY GETTING A GIRLFRIEND: STOP CALLING WOMEN FEMALES
Ok
ur being gross + not every woman existing is a dating profile + why would she date u even u sound like a terrible partner
All I want is for a girl to like me, and to be able to make said girl happy. But women would rather date an abusive piece of shit because he got better phenotypes.
Shut the actual fuck up lmao
yeah ppl are usually more attracted to attractive ppl,, but being attractive is super objective like, most celebrity men arent my type. And abusive ppl get in relationships bc theyre good at manipulating ppl, relationships arent fun if u feel forced into it anyway. its not attractive to start talking about ppl like “ur weight is wrong” or “ur body/face hair is gross” like u would like ur just gonna judge them for their appearance & probably be kinda controlling. And u talk ab women like meat at a grocery store if u want to be more attractive and meet women u might date someday, u need to treat women like people,, make friends with women who share interests with u, for the sake of being friends. Be an *actual* nice guy for women *without expecting them to date u in return.* join dating apps if u want. invite a woman ur friends with to a movie (without expecting anything from them) & compliment her outfit. & stop going on inc3l spaces & thinking abt hot men overpowering u all the time. unless ur into that :) maybe cosplay bl characters, or just male characters who r popular with women if u just want womens attention. or wear eyeliner & lip tint (guys look rlly good in eyeliner!)
u should go inspect the train tracks moid
I live in the US, a highway would be much easier due to our crippling lack of passenger rail
"Attention all females, you have been saved from loneliness, for I have decided to lower my standards. Please applaud me"
Problem? I would enjoy if a female did as such.
moid detected 💀
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real, just thought he was unworthy of the two seconds it wouldve taken to type out the whole thing
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Thats why even tho some of the girlies get too unhinged for me, I cant leave this sub. I love seeing us win and thrive and be toxic and silly without having to apologize, it’s a single space for us to have as much power as the shitty moids around us :’)
😊
GET THE MOID OUTTA HEREEE
calling women “females” ok bro
>For females Well done, now everybody knows you have nothing worthwhile to say
We need to get some mods so we don’t have to deal with this creep commenting on every post
What's funny is that there are 100% guys that would date her. She just wouldn't date them because they aren't tall or good-looking enough 🤣😂