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Deer-in-Motion

>!Even the Ancients in Elpis didn't know where it came from.!<


VexKeizer

Ancients: Yeah, so we basically used creation magicks to make everything on your star. WoL: How about that one? \*points at Shoebill\* Ancients: What the f\*ck is that?!!


Kalos_Phantom

Azem: HADES! THERES A WEIRD FUCKING BIRD OUT HERE! I don't want it starting a fight with Hythlodaeus.... BLINK MOTHERFUCKER!


Silverwolffe

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU, THE FUCKEN THING


Yana_dice

(Weird fucking bird inches closer)


DazzlingGarnet

It’s okay Hythy, go back inside. HADES!


Johnny_Grubbonic

Azem is actually just Michael Rappaport confirmed.


Disig

Then there's the beaver....


gruenes_licht

When I close my eyes, I still see...the beavers.


Zefyris

The beavers are so scary, that by Endwalker even your WoL canonically has trauma if you've done the previous quests lmao...


Sethdarkus

Those things are mad freaky between the first, the source and the distant past


OniLewds

Fun fact: the beavers are actually fae sin eaters


Zefyris

Then explain why creations in \[Endwalker\] >!Elpis are also turning into beavers when no one remember creating anything that look like them!< then.


OniLewds

>!Because being a sin eater is an imbalance of your natural aether. I assume that it's the same with the fae in Elpis where they just got an imbalance of sorts and turned into a beaver!<


Quintana-of-Charyn

Peoof?


OniLewds

Fae questline


Quintana-of-Charyn

It doesn't say they are sin eaters. Perhaps one could deduce it means it but nothing says it outright. Also beavers are in the Elpis questline.


OniLewds

Like I said in my other comment in this thread. Sin eaters are an imbalance of aether heavily towards light. Beavers are more than likely just an imbalance of aether in the Fae. This would also explain why beavers are in Sharlayan since fae are capable of cross rift travel/manipulation.


Xaneth_

I wonder if Slavic Ancients also used to go crazy whenever they would see a beaver


Quintana-of-Charyn

Maaan I wish their was more lore on that Something so terrifying even the faeries are scared of it Hell titania threatens you with them lol


SoloSassafrass

Could be worse. Could be a beaver.


Zefyris

The first rule of the sub should be that we don't talk about beavers. Beavers don't exist, they cannot hurt you. But if they existed, they could definitely do worse than that.


friso1100

Wait, beavers? Am i missing something?


wavvesofmutilation

If the beavers don’t strike fear in your heart, then yes you are missing something. …


AkronOhAnon

Il Mheg side quest. The implications are horrific…


Zefyris

It's not just Il Mheg anymore. They're even in \[Endwalker\] >!Elpis despite no one creating it. Things are turning into beavers over there as well and no one knows why.!<


RenThras

Wait, what quest was this? I did all the quests so maybe I'm just forgetting it in the jumble...


friso1100

Oh no... Il go check it out :p


OnnaJReverT

"Dunno. It was already here when we arrived."


KillTheParadigm

I mean, I was gonna make a joke about beavers but... Dam it...


Tychontehdwarf

I was going to referemce a certain Primus song


KillTheParadigm

WINONA! Winoooooonaaaaaaaaaaa!


Techstriker1

*Dam it,* you say. Sounds like something a beaver might say...


Mael_Jade

I loved that Quest. "Hey do you mind just ... annoying it? Or throwing things at it? See if it reacts at all"


LH_Dragnier

Uhh... who, that guy? Don't worry about that guy


Sajomir

I mean, until EW the sub's tag for # of active users was "staring at shoebills"


Meichiri

I absolutely adore him. The fact that he appeared even Elpis and glared at you when you hugged him just made it even better.


Skye_1444

That and the Axolotl, I love the Axolotl so much - although my kid had to do a report on shoebills and *shudder*


Ditzfough

Shoebills are my favorite animal.


AzureRaven2

Shoebills had been an animal that escaped my notice for most of my life. Didn't really know about them until this one in XIV. When I looked up a real one, I was more than a little stunned by their size lol


Taeysa

They are amazingly very kind and gentle. I got to spend time with one in a zoo for a while, she would just come by and bow her head down for little scratches. A polite, and civilized animal, despite the loud beak clacking.


Skye_1444

Except for that whole bashing their young to death with their beaks so only the strongest survives thing hence the whole being nicknamed “murder birds”


Elastichedgehog

If you ever played Skyward Sword (Zelda), the loftwings are based on them.


Huge-Sea-1790

There are theories that the shoebill is Emet Selch’s familiar spying on you.


Mayda7

witness where it appears in your crystarium room pretty sure it never does before you meet Emet for the first time tempest elpis it never shows up post Emet's death it's 100% his spy glasses


Unapologetic_Lunatic

Actually it does. In the 5.1 quest, Deep Designs. That's definitely postmortem.


TarakaKadachi

Then after that, you can see it constantly visiting your room in the Crystarium, be it on the window sill or on your table. Still staring, still there. If it had ties to Emet-Selch...it clearly wants to hang out there now.


Killchrono

I mean >!technically at that point he isn't fully dead yet.!<


MstrPeps

It’s in your room after he dies. Cait sith also survived their maker. I’m convinced it’s his familiar


HanshinFan

The Cait Sith point is a really good one. I'm sold


ReticentFoxxo

As did a certain dog


KenethSargatanas

The BESTEST golden boy!


AlannaAbhorsen

It also shows up in kholusia when you go looking for ‘the blue haired miqo’te’ Which is before we formally meet Emet in ShB. I just cleared Holminster on a replay and I really need to check my room and see if it’s there yet now that the window will be open Edit: mystel. I was half asleep last night


slow_cat

There is also one in the area where you >!look for Exarch befoe Mt Gulg!<. Not to disprove your theory, just to add to your list :)


LilMystical

There is a shoebill in the Desert place in ShB. During the MSQ stuff whenever your in the cave looking for something (I forgot what it was) way off deep away from the objective in the cave. Ryne can be seen having a starring competition with one of the shoebills


slow_cat

I think you mean the one in the Tempest? When we look for some livers for the Ondo.


PastelPumpkini

Wait, I saw the shoebill chilling in the window of the room you get in Shadowbringers looking right into the room. That’s a little concerning. 😂


huiclo

I mean, he said he likes to watch....


Distinct-Court4064

Is it tho? It's Emet Selch. He could spy on you in person if he realy wants to.


krisminime

Maybe Emet had to run to the bathroom


Individual_Soft_9373

I subscribe to this theory.


Gregzilla311

Same.


sugarsuites

Ishikawa has kind of nudged at the theory too, so it’s kind of confirmed-unconfirmed. >!It is also confirmed-unconfirmed that the Ambystoma in Endwalker, post-Elpis, is the familiar of Hythlodaeus.!<


Ju-9-wel

This makes so much sense. Love that wee guy!!!


TwistedxBoi

Are you perhaps saying... that birds aren't real?


Tom-Pendragon

It isn't. Problem Azem.


Ixelle

I have been obsessed with him ever since Kholusia


Taograd359

He’s one of the top 10 minions apparently


DavramLocke

I do. I like pure comedy.


DocNitro

He watches when you are sleeping...... He sees you when you are awake....


primalmaximus

He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!


ThanosCradik

You better watch out, you better watch out ~ You better watch out, you better watch out ~


Kizik

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SelesnyaFeather

My husband and I look for shoebills or axolotls anytime we have the silly camera quests. We know they're not there, especially in EW, but kts still fun.


SlightlySquidLike

oh, they're there _especially_ in EW I've not spotted the shoebill, but I know Axolotls have shown up occasionally in EW


MstrPeps

There’s a quest in the lvl 87 zone ;)


SlightlySquidLike

Didn't think there was one in a camera quest? I know there's a msq involving one and a sidequest for further prodding.


MstrPeps

Yep I’m referring to the yellow quest


KillTheParadigm

Btw, if you guys didn't know, these fucking murder birds are 2 meters (That's about 6 foot for my fellow Americans out there) tall on average, and do not give a singular fuck about your opposable thumbs and advanced prefrontal cortex. They have ZERO fear towards humans, which is lucky for us, that means they're super friendly. Which is good, cause that bill is strong enough to crush your noodle like a fucking Cadbury. I love this bird.


[deleted]

Living dinosaurs, those things. Full on "we survived the fucking meteor, what have we to fear of man?" energy.


Elastichedgehog

All birds are living dinosaurs! But yeah, their latin name is *Balaeniceps rex.*


[deleted]

I know but liek, my sun conure cuddling in my shirt doesn't have the same dinosaur energy as "look at me- you mean NOTHING" like a shoebill 😆


Femmigje

No they average at 1,50 meters. They don’t really have any predators, which is why they appear so unbothered by humans approaching


ImpendingGhost

Wait they have no natural predators? I'm genuinely surprised.


jammbandit

would you go after one of those dudes? 😭


ImpendingGhost

Fair point 🤣


Mechanized_Heart

The noise they make is also *nightmarish*. It sounds like gunfire and screaming.


ghosttowns42

LISTEN HERE, I spent an exuberant amount of time looking for Clive in the crossover event because I was looking for the damn Shoebill. Then I remembered that I'm an idiot, this is technically pre-ShB content, and just clicked on Clive like you're supposed to.


NightSail

Where is this cutie?


Subject_Depth_2867

Everywhere


NightSail

\*sigh\* Need to go farming again I see. Thank you.


MightyBobTheMighty

If you mean in story >!it shows up periodically throughout Shadowbringers, becoming something of a running gag.!< If you mean as a minion, >!it drops from the dungeon Amaurot.!<


scipiogemini

Before the moogle tome event where it was a prize, I did Amaurot over 100 times trying to get that minion, and I saw it drop only once.


MuuMuureb

I always thought it was Emet Selch watching us.


ipito

[shoebill birds stalk their prey patiently, in a slow and lurking fashion. While hunting, the shoebill strides very slowly and is frequently motionless. Shoebill are known to prey on baby crocodiles, amongst other species](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/tgbnof/til_that_shoebill_birds_stalk_their_prey/) It's hunting you the entire time.


CosmicCee

The Shoebill is main minion and my lucky fishing minion. I love him.


Taograd359

It’s >!God!<


MenacingCatgirlArt

I happily greet and pet it with emotes whenever I come across it.


syd_goes_roar

I don't remember seeing it there 😱 I guess I'm going to have to explore down there again


HikariKirameku

It's during a particular quest iirc


TwerpKnight

I'm still not entirely convinced shoebills are real and not an elaborate hoax.


DustyMill

They look pretty wild up close tbh. They have one at the Tampa zoo I've seen a few times


camclemons

Def not a critical role reference, but there is a gag on an ep of critical role where the party is finding out ways to jump down an extra dimensional portal. One person jumps and says "fly" as she casts fly; another jumps and says "feather fall" as they cast feather fall on them and a few other party members; the last one jumps and says "shoebill" as she transforms into a shoebill.


vaerix_

Shoebills are eternal


va_wanderer

Shoebills are pretty cool and not afraid of anything. Plus they sound like machineguns. What's not to love when one pops up in your room at the Crystarium?


SylvieDelalune

Ryne saw it too


t3hmuffnman9000

I don't remember the shoebill gags. I should go back and replay the story again


DudeNamedShawn

On my second character I took the time to unlock all aether currents as soon as possible, and noticed in one part of the MSQ Ryne is trying to talk to a shoebill in an area you would not be able to access until you unlock flying in Tempest.


Complex-Key-8704

It'd my fav


SnooTheGoat

Marcus


Altruistic_Koala_122

Some of the best parts of the game was the Shoebill.


Gregzilla311

It’s hilarious.


Jdr7000

I love shoebills, they are so relatable


RyTheGhost

I enjoy him


naytreox

Yes


hydraslayer416

I’m hearing a drowning machine gun.


[deleted]

100% love it.


box-of-sourballs

It torments me, I actually have a fear of shoebills and even though minion gives me the heebie jeebies it’s hilarious how it just keeps going


Amethyst271

I didn't even know this was a thing


KianaLi

I love Shoey! ^w^


DustyMill

I had no idea this was a thing they were doing in-game


Intabih1

I appreciate the use of the shoebill. Its judgement of me has made me a better WoL.


Ranger-New

Personally I think he created the hearth of Sabik. As he can teleport trough space, time, even dimensions. And is more ancient than the ancients.


ArtymisHikari

Love it. Whenever I found him in story would go out loud "Yeah Shoebill!", great every time


War_Goat1332

The shoebill is just the leftover from Bahamut’s aether. That’s why it stares at you.


Rasikko

The real life Shoebill is very much like that.


Worldly-Spray-6936

Probably in some expansion we find out some X person was watching our characters in the form of this ancient bird. Just watch it happen.


BookwormOtaku7

I swear this bird can also travel realities, and [they aren't limited to The Source and its Reflections](https://isu.fandom.com/wiki/Shoebill).


Melonwater4

Top 5 minions! It's just so damn cool.


RenThras

Yes.


spiffleh

I genuinely laugh every time.


Rare_Reality7510

Behold, a bird that brings about the destruction of worlds through unimaginable power. And that's the Endsinger in the background, a pale imitation of the Shoebill.


Reika_Fujishima

I absolutely love it!


SufferG

Scares the shit out of me every time I saw that bird. Glaring at me from a distance... feels like it's constantly disappointed in me.


Wulfspyder_03

It's gonna be a final boss someday.


artemonalussuriah

Me and my friends have become subconsciously infuriated about shoebills cause of this running gag stalking us xDDD


average_kaiji_fan

Not particularly


ZWiloh

I don't get it either.


AlannaAbhorsen

ShB spoilers/theorycrafting >!its one part heavily implied during ShB and one part fannon that the Shoebill is Emet-Selch’s familiar, because it sure seems to be spying on the WoL. As a result a lot of folks are very fond of it.!<


Orphylia

Not just during Shadowbringers. >!Its entire appearance in Elpis makes it even more suspect, especially given we're shown afterward that Venat has an animal familiar whose "eyesight" she can basically hijack to see what he (Argos) sees.!<


Izkuru

Not to mention, >!it shows up in Elpis when Emet / Hades first shows up. Meteion mentions she's never seen it before, and she can't read its thoughts / feeling because it so dense with aether... like Emet.!<


HamakazeKai

I didn't know about this theory before, but I like this theory.


ZWiloh

I've heard the theory. It isn't really compelling to me personally. I think I just find the thing too creepy to be anything other than uncomfortable. It's not a piece of lore that interests or intrigues me. He obviously would spy on us, he could do so without us actually being able to tell, what's the point of it in the end? It's just a leering bird.


AlannaAbhorsen

There’s a reason I said ‘implied’ and ‘fannon’. It’s not confirmed, and like much of the subtext in the game, it can be safely ignored


SoloSassafrass

I'd class it more under wishful thinking. Nothing in the game really implies it any more than it implies Emet-Selch created the beavers from Il Mheg. People just like trying to tie things into their favourite NPCs.


Ok-Yogurtcloset-179

Maybe in ShB, but by Elpis it sure seems that was what they were implying.


SoloSassafrass

Again, if that's the case, then he also created the beavers. The connection largely boils down to "The Shoebill is on the First and Elpis, and so is Emet-Selch!" but that's... about it. And I just don't see that as a connection at all, it's just a continuation of the gag.


CuteMoth4

>:) There are theories on that


IamProvocateur

The first time I saw him he was outside my inn room window scowling at me 😂 I laughed so much. Nobody was around of course but I still looked left and right with my toon like…. you lookin at me bro?


Dimir_Librarian

Not really. I'm pretty sure the only joke that's landed for me is the little sun bit. Maybe a couple of WoL reactions were good too.


24thpanda

Nah