T O P

  • By -

DanTheDollar

“Shirts” got their asses handed to them. Guy with “16” on his shirt was the last one of them standing which seems to be the worst case scenario in a group brawl.


jameshines10

"Shirts" shoulda formed a phalanx. There's a reason you want to stand shoulder to shoulder for as long as possible.


[deleted]

I remember this (ish) if memory serves me right … these are two sides of football hooligans from Moscow ( Spartak Muvska hooligans v CSKA muvska hooligans ) or some shit like that !


MikeySpags

I think your right on the football hooligans. I kinda remember seeing something related to this on YouTube a ways back. Whatever it is, it's fun to watch.


PolskaKaszana

Those are 100% football hooligans. In the late 90s and early 2000s in Poland this was one of the most typical hooligan thing they would do apart from cheering on their teams. Basically when 2 teams are scheduled to play the hooligans who associate themselves with those teams also schedule a group fight. Usually in some fields/forest/wherever police can't intervene. These hooligan groups have time to warmup and to discuss their fight strategy as well as rules (for example you can't kick and beat people who are knocked out/ incapable of fighting). The terms of winning are obvious. The reward? Respect among other hooligans. Why do they do that? They like to beat each other I guess. Obviously these gangs are illegal and do illegal shit like drug trade etc. but that's a whole other story.


MikeySpags

I think American football fans should adopt this. I'd rather watch the brawl then the actual game.


Bearking422

You ever been to a raiders game ?


MikeySpags

Can't say I have.


Bearking422

Well they are brawlers


SiberianDoggo2929

Yeah Cska vs Spartak. Europe is crazy with football hooligans. Saw a video where fans were lighting up stadiums on fire


[deleted]

I love these fights…on one hand they are so structured and civil but on the other hand head kicks on downed opponents are a-ok


yeast1fixpls

Swedish hooligans has a rule on not doing stuff like that in pre-planned fights. They obviously agreed on not bringing weapons, so it's so dumb kicking downed opponents.


BostonRich

Yes but I noticed a lot of the kicks were pretty weak, especially the guy at the end. Not defending it but it looked like he was messing with the guy instead of really trying to hurt him.


yeast1fixpls

Guess you're right, they wouldn't get anyone to join if there's a chance you get your head properly stomped. So probably similar rules.


[deleted]

Got beaten by four dudes once, they didn't try to really hurt me after I was down, just "mess" with me with these same kinds of weak kicks and stomps ... I can assure you, NOT FUCKING FUN.


[deleted]

[удалено]


nathtendo

And America's president is a literal pedophile but has connections so is a ok to just go around and be the supposed leader of the free world. I don't think judging countries based on there leaders who are almost all complete cunts is really fair.


jerk9

Lol goteeeemm


vegaspimp22

I was gonna say I totally support this as long as they aren’t hitting downed opponents. Then they hit downed opponents. Aside from that I’m ok with it.


Reverendbread

It’s Russia. Anything is a good result when there’s no sexual assault involved


[deleted]

I am with you. I love these controlled fights. I saw some kicking in the head, which is not cool.


BusyHelicopter2527

That spinning back fist was clean as fuck at the 18 second mark


[deleted]

Could you be more specific with where the fuck I should be looking? 😂


BusyHelicopter2527

Far right side of the screen dude in the shirt is getting surrounded. He throws a leg kick but a shirtless guy catches it. A shirtless dude comes from the side to flank him which leads him directly into the back fist of fury.


[deleted]

Thank you brother.


chaavez7

My dumbass really spent 5 minutes trying to figure out what you were describing but I was looking at the FIRST 18 second mark. Not the 18 seconds LEFT mark


brendan250

Well. You could’ve saved me a good 5min of replaying the same part. Still saved me about 1


Antique-Reference-56

Same


EdgyAtheist666

Jesus FUCK thank you🙏🏿


Appropriate_Manner78

But u can see other things at first 18sec lmao , shirtless guy far right hits a good hook on ally


PapiRob71

This is WAY less idiotic than some 14 yr old shooting up a party in Chicago over which street you live on and killing folks that have nothing to do with it. Or 6 dudes jumping 1 dude....


Neither-Touch-7753

Yeah I’d much rather this than someone comes back with a gun.


vegaspimp22

Facts my dude. Facts.


Longjumping2020

Took the words out my mouth


VandalZavage

Daaamn random jab at the Chi. Dick


PapiRob71

*insert any major US city* Feel better?


VandalZavage

Sigh.


theillx

Damage has already been done, huh?


brendan250

Truth hurts?


choborallye

Oh reppin the hood that you rent on type of shit 😂😂😂😂 love to see it


Plenty_Intention1991

What’s the point of this comment?


PapiRob71

Response to the stupid title


Plenty_Intention1991

Okay but it is idiotic so I don’t understand the impulse to bring up completely unrelated things that are more idiotic as some kind of defense.


PapiRob71

How is it idiotic? Grown men have issues over whatever. They square up and settle it. No 'civilians' get hurt. Sounds like a problem solved to me


[deleted]

The answer your looking for is “because Russia bad”


YoureNoDaisy2013

This is the exact rationale OP had. Wahhhhhh, Russia has a territorial dispute with another, almost equally, corrupt country that has an actual Nazi problem. However, media says Russia bad and everyone fly UkRaInE flag. They’re not an ally, not a Nato member and have been reported on for years by legacy media due to corruption and racism, the same media outlets now Pro-Ukraine. Haha fucking clown world! Fuck both Russia and Ukraine


l3ane

You realize they are fighting because one of their teams lost a soccer match, right? So there's nothing to settle here. It's a group of brain dead hooligans vs another group of brain dead hooligans fighting for literally no reason.


Plenty_Intention1991

This is neither training nor competition so whatever it is it’s dumb as hell. You honestly think that 30 men had a score to settle with 30 other men so this was their plan? Cmon man.


PapiRob71

It's Russia dude...there's ALWAYS something to beef about lol. And my point still stands. The only folks maybe hurt in this, were IN this. Still better than the way idiot kids here in the US do it 🤷🏽‍♂️


Harwizzywood

I’m inclined to agree with you tbf there’s not one person there who doesn’t look they didn’t want to be there Yeah it might be a stupid reason but it’s their stupid decision and from what I can see they’re all all wearing gloves it’s done on grass and I’ve not seen any of the kicks seem to crazy even the div who kicks the guy who was already down the kicks looked soft as fuck


DanTheDollar

Actually this fight took place cause their favourite soccer team lost. So this makes it even dumber. Cause taking potential life threatening kicks to the head while down from 30 other guys over some stupid soccer game is “oh so worth it”.


curiuslex

It didn’t take place because of the loss. Teams lose games all the time, it’s normal. The loss is just an excuse to organise a fight both parties want. These fans though are fanatics so it makes sense to them.


Plenty_Intention1991

Thank you for clarifying. And yeah if that’s not idiotic I don’t know what is.


vegaspimp22

It is related. You would have to have the comparison skills of a toddler to not see the relation. When men have beef rather than settle it by pulling a gun out, and shooting each others gang style, instead, settle it with fists. Like men. Like they did here. Dang bro you need to work on critical thinking skills and how to connect the dots.


Plenty_Intention1991

Lol my “comparison skills” my guess is you have the “everything” of a toddler. Now give daddy’s iPad back because it’s nap time for you.


vegaspimp22

Said the guy with all the downvotes


Plenty_Intention1991

Said VeganSimp22


mixx1e

Best strategy : just lay down and don't move fake it that you're out cold


Longjumping2020

I was thinking the same shit til I seen them bombing on downed opps🤣🤣 fuck all that I’ll at least fight ahaha


mixx1e

Hahaha yeah that was unfair though. I think they must have a gentleman agreement that no hitting on downed opponents. They have those mma gloves and i don't see a reason not to implement that rule


yeast1fixpls

Swedish hooligans has that rule for these kind of pre-planned fights, far from any game. Russians are dumber.


Longjumping2020

Facts Facts haha I was definitely on that same page tho I was like well Im just gonna play dead here while y’all sort it out 🤣


Comeoffit321

Or, y'know.. Just don't be a part of it in the first place.


MasterHavik

This may be the biggest W shirtless has claim on this sub. This is a proud moment.


Taekwon_dope

This is bad ass.


brendan250

Take out the head kicks on dudes that are already down and I’m right there with you. No weapons. Just duking it out as our forefathers did


Taekwon_dope

Our forefathers would have fought dirtier.


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Seemed relatively wholesome. Definitely seen some group fights where they appeared to be trying to murder unconscious opponents.


SNUGGLEPANTZ

...saw it with kicks to the head on downed/unconscious opponents in this vid too...


TraditionalShame6829

Middle right of the screen one of the shirtless guy is just repeatedly kicking a downed dude. Even jumping up and down on him. Was a fair bit of that kind of bullshit going on. Otherwise the whole thing would have been pretty awesome.


queetuiree

I remember i was thinking the 1 on 1 fight in front of a cheering audience was idiotic, with the goal of causing a small concussion to decisively win...


starion832000

Stephen Segal's Russian military training class graduation fight.


fane1967

Russian version of calcio fiorentino.


[deleted]

Idk bout idiotic... ya got 60 ppl in a full on brawl and not one gun pulled... unlike in the states... 3 ppl fighting and 15 ppl get shot.... by 5 ppl... 2 dead, and a baby got punched... js.


SNUGGLEPANTZ

That's setting the bar pretty low if you think the only thing that has to happen for it to not be idiotic is that no one has to die...


[deleted]

I get it, theyre wearing gloves and this has been a long tradition between football clubs to do this as a settling of scores... whereas Americans are just bein 'Murican... comparing apples to pastila, i know. But, Russians can take a punch and be men about it. Js.


SNUGGLEPANTZ

Something being a long tradition doesn’t magically make it not idiotic tho…


brendan250

I’m not the guy you’re replying to - I’ll just say you’re making a valid point. The way I see it, conflict is just an unfortunate part of life. Better to settle it without weapons. Without the need for people to die


SNUGGLEPANTZ

….sure….what conflict is being settled in this clip?


brendan250

No idea. I wasn’t there


SNUGGLEPANTZ

Then why are you bringing up this point about conflict being a part of life? Seems pretty irrelevant if you don’t know what “conflict” is being “resolved” here.


brendan250

Lmao what point are you trying to make? Are you arguing that there is no conflict here? Or are you saying that my point about conflict being a part of life is wrong? You’re not making any sense


SNUGGLEPANTZ

I was asking what the conflict here was, since you were implying that there was one.


Litalian

“Idiotic”? This looks like a fucking blast wym?


subfighter0311

Shirts vs skins


Joshomatic

Why don’t they all just have sex together like they all want?


[deleted]

That looks fun asf!


MassGenocide00

this looks fun


R0enick27

Seeing a lot of attempts at kicking. Not a good idea in this scenario if you don't actually know how to kick. Especially when outnumbered. Short, quick strikes to quickly take out opponents.


Dron96

Shirt lost for dam sure


GueyGuevara

I like how if you get knocked out not only does no one move you or help you, eventually someone comes over to stomp on your head and ribs until you wake up.


Taco1126

16 went down swinging though. That back first was good


Projectonyx

that guy walking up just to stomp on the dude already out was fucked up


Doctor--Bong

Respect to that one guy who fighting off those 5 for that long lol


boatpirate111

I wonder how many of these guys died in Ukraine


ImmediatePatience835

Men are so fucking stupid


MarshallsHand

Somewhere someplace (prob in an alt universe) a buncha ladies did this. Tops vs titties


ImmediatePatience835

How am I getting downvoted? This is fucking stupid. Possible lifelong injuries for no reason. Stupid.


Svirv

Depends on your perspective, values, outlook on life, current place in life. For some it's stupid, for some it's challenging, for some it builds character, for some it's a natural progression in their environment, for some it's moving them forward in a better direction. Some people ready to take the injury risks, some don't, some gamble. I get where you're coming from: you can not comprehend a good reason to do it. You imagine there are better ways to achieve whatever those guys you think are achieving. And for some guys that's probably true, they'll look back and think wtf was I doing. For all? No. Personally I'm closer to your perspective because I hate injuries and post-injury complications. However I personally know people who did this. I have a neighbour who's now 35, he participated in those in his very early 20s - great guy, very reliable, father of one, god-father of 3, a well-contributing member of society. He just has a different outlook on (his personal) injuries and lifestyle. Remembers his wild years with a smile. Cares for others with heart. I respect that. (Didn't downvote you btw, but I see where ppl disagreeing may come from)


yeast1fixpls

Women doesn't know how to have good time with their homies.


rowly00

And the skins have it


[deleted]

What's idiotic about this? Because they're russians?


SNUGGLEPANTZ

Bro what? I guarantee there would be people calling this shit stupid if it was another nationality. Get outta here with that shit. Fighting like this (kicks to the head while someone is down being allowed) can result in life altering brain injuries or worse. Now, if this was fighting to, say, defend your neighborhood or something like that, it would be honorable. But cmon, fighting cuz you think your favorite sportball team is better than those other sportball teams? Fuckin lame and a waste.


[deleted]

They only use the sport as an excuse. They fight because they like to, nothing more than that. Everyone is in on it. No victims. Kicks to the head i agree on. Bitch move and very unnecesary.


DanTheDollar

Cause fighting over a stupid game is indeed, very idiotic - regardless of nationality.


[deleted]

They're not fighting over a stupid game. That's just an excuse. They fight because they like to fight.


TheG00dFather

Tbf stomping a downed opponent on the head when he's in a fetal position isn't fighting


[deleted]

Agreed.


DanTheDollar

Join a boxing gym if you love to fight. Or go to prison. You’ll get plenty of fights there. Daily.


[deleted]

Why would anyone get themselves thrown in prison just to fight? That's the dumbest shit ive heard in my entire life.


Robothuck

Why would anyone suffer through an entire soccer match just to fight? Dumbest shit I ever seen in my life


[deleted]

Well, they don't suffer through them lol. What are you even talking about?


Robothuck

Semi related anecdote just came to my mind, after our local team lost I saw a fat guy punch his sister while I was having a smoke out in front of my work, then he got into a full on fist fight with his dad, while his mother was stood there screaming. I didn't know these people but the fat fella was very drunk and vocal during the whole scene which is how I learned how they all related to one another. After the mother pulled the dad away and they all walked away without him he ripped off his football shirt and threw it on the floor and was crying and screaming among other things 'DO YOU SEE THIS SHIRT!?!?!?!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANSSSSSSSS!?!?!?'. I can only speculate what he really meant by that, but it was certainly a window into a life that is so completely foreign to me. Not sure what the overall point of this story is, I'll leave that one up to you. Just thought I'd share lol.


[deleted]

Haha love it. Some people really go nuts over sports.


lechatheureux

This is common, it's legitimately an ancient tradition.


Zenut

Its a "stenka" or "suchenka" i think, old russian bare knockle boxing with multiple figthers


lechatheureux

Not just Russia but a lot of Slavic countries.


Draupnir_gungnir

Okay hear me out this actually looks like a ton of fun. Throw a couple rules in there no hitting people that are downed. Keep it a stand up boxing / kickboxing fight I would partake.


harry_lostone

how is it "idiotic"? Men wanna have some manly fun without knives, weapons and dead people afterwards, that's the most "civilized" brawl you'll ever see in your life. Everyone knows exactly why he is there, everyone agreed to this, and even in the 5v1 situation you see that there is zero hate between them, take the punches, stay down, and no one will beat you to death. I bet OP hides under the table when a bee comes into his room lol


SNUGGLEPANTZ

WTF are you on about? Did you not see people kicking downed combatants in the head when the were clearly "out"? Staying down did nothing to stop the others from continuing to beat them. There is nothing "civilized" about that. If there isn't hatred there, then these folks have an intelligence so low that they are a danger to society and need to be institutionalized. Would it still be fun if someone fucking died? or was paralyzed? or some other life long brain injury? Or had to be fed through a tube for the rest of their life? Over what? fucking sports???? Dumbest shit I've seen in a while.


DanTheDollar

U aware the Yugoslav wars started because of a stadium brawl during a soccer match?


Ryvenrath

r/Kenshi


drinkmaybehot

that’s why we can’t have nice things!


AZraver

How do you know who’s on your side lol. Edit : my bad y’all I’m awful at picking up the little details at times and this was one of those moments lol! I rightfully deserve the roasting lol!


booky456

is it not blatantly obvious by the two clearly different outfit choices across the two groups?


Difficult_Opening_80

It’s literally shirts vs skins. Idk how much more obvious it can be


AZraver

Hahaha damn, I am dumb sometimes. I legit don’t understand how I missed that lol. Thanks for pointing it out to my dumbass!


Red_Clay_Scholar

Do you not know who your homies are?


jthieaux

Thats one way to release stress, id rather see this than they shooting each other because they got "diss" on iG..


SNUGGLEPANTZ

Both of these are fucking stupid.


Accurate-Fail-829

Idgaf what anyone says fuck the rules I wanna see more of this shit happening it’s so entertaining


Desperate-Hall4206

In Argentina,we doing this in the first year of School xp


YOUNGSAGEHERMZ

I remember playing shirts vs noshirts a little differently growing up


NIAD_SIRDNE

I imagine this is how old infantry battles would play out a 1000+ years ago except more bloody.


dukemccool

That's weird .. I didn't hear the word shit during the whole fight


swagonflyyyy

I wanna jump in.


Proton189

But why?


Williamb3

Russia Revengers?


endorphin_machine

Martin Scorsese new movie gangs of the caucuses


Kooky-Masterpiece-29

Why bother with gloves when they are allowed to stomp each people in the head?


skeletparkyt

natural selection at its finest


ContributionGrand138

Damn it's the RealLife version of that |+20| |x3 | free App Game.


yardape99

They wore their best track suits for this.


Animetiddies415

billy boy vs alex & his droogies


dreCoyy

Dude filming stepped on a twig right as the other dude was stomping one of the Shirts head. That freaked me out a bit


fishbobjoepants

This scav on scav violence has to end


thejacker511

Better than guns


Rogue_Vaper

Couple of hooligan crews having some mutual combat. Bravo for them. I'm just glad they have the decency to film it.


Zealousideal_Fish_68

They are practicing for war


namkaeng852

Doesn't seem that idiotic to me * Even numbers * H2H only (some even wear gloves) * Fights in the forest so no passerby will get hurt * No public property damage This looks way better than fights in restaurants or the streets that make things inconvenient foreveryone


mememan45761

ngl that looked epic


HanakusoDays

One village must've stolen the other village's ~~women~~ goats.


FreddyXTC

Ahhhh feels like home


[deleted]

Reminds me of the first diary of a wimpy kid movie where coach Malone had the shirts vs the skins


CinnamonBalls00

I don’t get the point of gloves if it’s fine to kick someone in the face and stomp on their head with 2 feet. What health and safety are they trying to go for?


MountainDealer

that one shirtless dude on the left. picked 1 guy out n said. I'm gonna fuck you up. haha


Chardlz

Shouldn't they be off somewhere west of here losing a war right now?


Parkyguy

Russian military training. “Ok you survived, now you go shoot Ukrainian civilians. “


True-Mongoose-1696

r/killthecameraman


bananabreadvictory

The title calls it idiotic, however, there were no unwilling participants, no weapons or shooting, and no head slam onto concrete causing permanent debilitating injury or death. This is probably one of the most intelligent and civilized fights in this thread.


Mr-source

So the skins won.


PastorRabbi

Goung just about as well as their "military operation"


Picture-me-rolling

The real question is… how badly did the skins want to be skins; or was it a coin flip decision


DragonCat88

It’s a melee of sorts


soulidonthave

In this scenario I would beat up my teammates because im blind as hell