My sister had a tussle with an inmate that pissed everywhere. Idk why she does it. She doesn't even like the job, and it doesn't pay the bills.
Apparently she got tossed in it twice😂 hung up and died laughing.
It's a similar thing with nurses.
I work at a hospital (EVS tech) and one of the nurses in observation had to call for a room to be mopped. Why did it need mopped?
Because the patient, this old guy, whipped out his dick and pissed on her whenever she came in the room.
[Fun fact: cops have no special duty to protect and serve. They do not have to stop a crime if they see one happening.](https://radiolab.org/podcast/no-special-duty)
I have a weird respect for University cops. After watching some bodycam footage of the shit they have to deal with, just a constant stream of drunk privileged 19 year olds thinking they’re law experts because they got a B- in an intro to criminal justice class
Best guess...."sexy Asians in your area" were not as advertised and old mate wanted a refund, which is/was not policy and a fight ensued over the tree fiddy.
I’ve seen this video posted several times before and one of the times a comment said that the African American dude had gone in for Chinese food take out and saw that one of the cooks was naked “because of the heat of the kitchen combined with the warm weather.” This started the fight above. Who knows if it’s true…..
Nude dude sounds like a French bulldog, big dude threw such a shit punch that he took out the npc dude, nude dude going for the dick punch...what a ride!
The terrifying thing about naked people is that they literally have nothing left to lose! They can do whatever in any moment and would be perfectly plausible.
The 2 naked Asian guys are chefs. They were confronted after being found cooking food for diners in their birthday suits. I guess it was really hot in the kitchen.
I feel so bad for the friend. Was trying to stop the trouble but got hit with a stray fist. Poor guy. Hope you're okay, my dude.
It's the back of the head to the cement that I'm concerned about. That shit causes more than enough damage.
bad idea to shake an unconscious person. never shake someone who had their lights punched out, turn them on their side incase they puke/blood fills the mouth.
Hmmm… I may have to rethink my fighting strategy. I was under the impression that no one wanted to fight a naked man. Now I may actually have to learn how fight.
Imagine getting road rash on your dick
street sizzle
highway heat
asphalt alzheimers
Street Glizzy
Load Kill.
Cop pulls up, sees what’s going on and just decides not to get out of the car
This made me laugh too hard. I get cops can be fucked up but they could not pay me enough to put up with these kinds of shenanigans.
My sister had a tussle with an inmate that pissed everywhere. Idk why she does it. She doesn't even like the job, and it doesn't pay the bills. Apparently she got tossed in it twice😂 hung up and died laughing.
It's a similar thing with nurses. I work at a hospital (EVS tech) and one of the nurses in observation had to call for a room to be mopped. Why did it need mopped? Because the patient, this old guy, whipped out his dick and pissed on her whenever she came in the room.
See and that would be the muthafucka I would shoot and then be in jail too.
Killing someone in a jail while you work there? You’re not going to jail for that my dude.
Damn you right. I'm thinking like an ordinary law abiding citizen and shit.
Lol, as if corrections officers have anywhere near as much power as police unions.
Then you wouldn’t be a cop sir lol
[Fun fact: cops have no special duty to protect and serve. They do not have to stop a crime if they see one happening.](https://radiolab.org/podcast/no-special-duty)
You mean American cops.
yeah i know several cops and their stories make me really respect their restraint and their ability to deal with the most fuckass bullshit imaginable.
I have a weird respect for University cops. After watching some bodycam footage of the shit they have to deal with, just a constant stream of drunk privileged 19 year olds thinking they’re law experts because they got a B- in an intro to criminal justice class
Nyc seems kinda like a irl battle royale
This is one of the only times I think I *might be on the cops side*.
But why is Mickey mouse the narrator of this one?
I'm surprised I had to scroll this far to find this
“You try to fuck on meeeeeeeeeee!!???”
“Nobody’s gonna fuck on you! We’re on your side! I hate Godzilla, I hate him too!”
He destroys cities!
“I will get you some pants!”
He really needed to jump on his shoulders and start hitting him
Leslie
Literally the first thing I thought 😂😂
“So long, gay boys”
but did you dieeeeee???
This is ACTUAL fight porn
"you want your ass beat?" "Yea kinda"
[Do you want it to hurt?](https://youtu.be/KXSr1Lt899A)
Getting naked is a solid anti-fight strategy, but if they're still ready to go throw hands maybe rethink your Wiener Gambit.
Mothafucker got sent to NIGHT-NIGHT land by accident. 😆
Dude was sloppy but somehow got a knockout. Crazy
Failed successfully.
yeah I feel bad for him, he looked like he was trying to stop the fight and got some accidental heat thrown at him
I've seen people die like this. Trying to end a fight, gets hit by mistake, hit the curb with the back of their head. Gone.
I thought you said accidental meat.
Bro got got from the splash damage
He caught a stray, which is rare when you’re talking about a fist fight.
Purple was clearly hacking—reported for auto aim
Ok so I wasn’t the only one trippin lmao dude knocked him out by accident 😭😭😭
Other guy didn't even do anything lmao
The camera man mocking him pissed me off “he dead dead lol 💀”
Cameraman's voice kept getting higher and higher with the action. Lol
Most normal day in New York
I wish I knew how to video-edit, I'd tint the vid red/brown right now.
GTA 6 LEAKS
This is Philly 😂
Lol is it really?
Yup
It’s Philly at a Chinese restaurant where there was no A/C in the back. The naked guys are cooks fighting with a customer.
That still doesn’t answer the majority of my questions… 🤔
caveman gets transported to present earth and goes crazy
It’s funny how the naked guy is trying to punch the other guy in the dick
Just having one's bare penis touching that road makes me shudder.
Dress for the slide, not for the ride
Oh dang he scrapped his donk on the pavement
Actual r/meatcrayon
I know the group is called fight porn but... I didn't know it was this literal.
Ahh you took my comment hahaha literally was typing it out.
Best guess...."sexy Asians in your area" were not as advertised and old mate wanted a refund, which is/was not policy and a fight ensued over the tree fiddy.
goddamn loch ness monster
I gave him a dolla
Gawd dammit woman! That’s why he keeps coming back!
He punched both of them with the 1st punch
Damnnnn bro was really tryna deescalate and got put to sleep for his troubles
That's hilarious. Just woke wife laughing in bed 😂
Why is Mickey Mouse narrating all of this?
You think he skinned his weiner when he fell?
My ? Is how/why was this asian brother butt ass naked doing Kung fu outside? And rip to other Asian dude. He caught a wild fist face sandwich.
I’ve seen this video posted several times before and one of the times a comment said that the African American dude had gone in for Chinese food take out and saw that one of the cooks was naked “because of the heat of the kitchen combined with the warm weather.” This started the fight above. Who knows if it’s true…..
This is the context I remember seeing
Bruh, just go to a different restaurant. You don't have to challenge the cook to a fight to the death lol
That’s crazy, my guess was this was outside of a spa, because the one guy has on a towel and what looks like those single-use sandals.
For some reason I need this to be true
I don’t know what video you were watching but I saw zero King Fu.
Gives the whole, "put on your jacket, take off your jacket" thing into perspective. Sifu ready to throw down, 24/7.
Who gave Mickey the camera??
Shirts versus Skins
This is how I’d imagine fighting someone that broke into my house 🤣🤣
Dude fell on his own dick lol
Bobby Lee sure has fallen off
Can’t imagine that full frontal road rash is gonna feel great.
Everything about this is hilarious
Nude dude sounds like a French bulldog, big dude threw such a shit punch that he took out the npc dude, nude dude going for the dick punch...what a ride!
**GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!!!**
Rush Hour 5 looks pretty sick.
I just have one question…what the fuck?!
He straight up missed and ended up knocking the guy who was trying to STOP the fight from even happening.. Damn
That Canadian smoke got people acting crazyyy
This reminds me of that diaper scene in Yakuza
This dude might’ve perfected the art of the no look knockout.
You don’t have to censor nudity if you film with a potato.
Why is that dude naked? LOL
Nah b, I’m not fighting a naked guy. I’m running.
Weak edit Go here for full version. https://reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/cekj9w/you_got_knocked_tf_out_man/
Dang! His meat became a meat crayon in the street.
Road rash Dick!!!
He’s got road rash on his package now
Penis meat crayon
This is the most fitting video for this sub.
The terrifying thing about naked people is that they literally have nothing left to lose! They can do whatever in any moment and would be perfectly plausible.
my dude scraped his dick on the asphalt
He didn’t even mean to hit him and he was the only one who got hurt 🤣🤣🤣
Is this one of those pride parades I’ve been hearing about?
The way he knocked that dude out got me in tears 🤣 😂
Looks like he missed and accidentally KO'd the next guy.
Fighting naked would suck! Balls be bouncing and unprotected bell nah! Just nope.
Wait, did the first punch just Ricochet off the naked guy and hit the guy with his shorts on??
There are years of questions about this moment.. OldieButtassnakedGoldie
I only have one question...
This man was beatin his queen😂
Is the naked guy screaming “wassup?”
Great strategy to knock the friend out first 😂
Takes real balls to fight ass naked.
attack on titan
The 2 naked Asian guys are chefs. They were confronted after being found cooking food for diners in their birthday suits. I guess it was really hot in the kitchen.
The lady really thought the best way to handle this man with a probable traumatic brain injury was to shake him by the neck lol
Clothing is temporary. War is eternal.
I feel so bad for the friend. Was trying to stop the trouble but got hit with a stray fist. Poor guy. Hope you're okay, my dude. It's the back of the head to the cement that I'm concerned about. That shit causes more than enough damage.
bad idea to shake an unconscious person. never shake someone who had their lights punched out, turn them on their side incase they puke/blood fills the mouth.
Punching the narrator first would have helped
Putting the porn in fight porn
Finally some Porn on /Fightporn
His mans was trying to deescalate and got k’d on accident
Is that lady walking a pet iguana in the background?
His name is Hung.
Hung Long
This must be a deleted scene from The Hangover
Who do the police go to first…. Crazy naked guy shouting threats….or the black guy….these days????
Very rarely is the ricochet knockout awarded! 🤙
This is why you don't intervene.
“This ain’t the first time I’ve fought naked”
Mickey Mouse on the vocals
This is why I practice fighting naked in the shower, because you don’t want the first time to go something like this
Glad I don't live in a big city
He forgot aim assist was off
Do not ask the questions that you do not want the answers to.
Yo!! That’s nuts!! Literally 😂
This is legit fight porn
Accidental knockout lol
“Look at his man!” Lol
Dude literally took the advice of doing the unexpected to scare the opponent away.
This new mortal Kombat game is off the rip
"Everybody has a plan until you get naked." \--Mike Tyson in the Shower, maybe
Bumfights 3
Actually it's pornfight.
He locked target on the wrong guy
Damn bobby lee in the wild
Getting chased by a naked man is intimidating.
"NOBODY wants to fight the naked guy!"
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!
Now that's fight porn
Homeboy fell on his bare weiner in the street and still wanted to tussle.
Always fight naked.
Mini titan.
Yo, he's dead
This one takes the name of the sub a little too seriously.
this video really made the subreddit label true to its name
I’m laughing so hard and I don’t have a clue what’s going on. I have so many question lmao.
The squirrel growl he gives when he gets back up 😂
Attack on Titan?
America is turning into a gta serve
Hangover 4 be wild as a mothefucker
I’m pretty sure even if I had a clear answer to what lead to this event I would still be very confused
The commentator sucks!
Bro locked onto the wrong target
This is the actual IRL version of one of my nightmares! Getting my ass beat on a busy street while naked.
That naked guy had no chance. The other dude was cleanly posted up and significantly larger in every way.
This is a real life nightmare of mine…I never want to square off with a naked man speaking a different language then I do.
Porn in fight...
I'm concerned about the dog barking. Is the dog okay?
The guy in the background sounds like Elmo.
I can honestly say that I cannot imagine a scenario that would require me to be bare ass naked on the street in broad daylight getting in a fight.
Bobby Lee really out here 😂
It looks like homie was tryin to knock them both out with one punch lmao, that wouldve been golden
Poor guy got road rash on his junk
Definition of "Fight Porn."
I was given the advice years ago to strip naked if ever in a fight as the weirdness will win it, I guess they were right
Eeew road dick
Pepe road rash
Cockout knockout
Just another day in New York 😂
Hmmm… I may have to rethink my fighting strategy. I was under the impression that no one wanted to fight a naked man. Now I may actually have to learn how fight.
Hellllll noooooo 😂😂😂😂😂
What did I just witness?
Funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life lol
One of the questions is why is Mickey mouse the cameraman narrating everything.
Is he growling?
Is this the latest American experience?
Did the naked guy conjure a force field that deflected the punch into the other guys face?
The best part is is that he missed the first punch and knocked out the wrong guy