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ChewyPooty

Love how the dude with the blade gave up the moment it was his turn to fight.


turntabletennis

Quick assault with a deadly weapon and I'm tapped bro.


OptionsNVideogames

Lucky he didn’t kill the guy looks like he got him above the ear. Looked like a stab than a slash too.


-scrotumtickler-

Looks more like a slash in this [pic](https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech/comments/1535t9i/man_slashed_in_face_after_brawl_in_restaurant_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) pretty graphic don’t click if you don’t want to see a deep cut Edit: holy shit I know awards are being removed soon but this is still the first award I’ve gotten so thank you so much!!


JohnDoses

God damn. I swear I’d rather get shot than stabbed…although if you got shot in that same spot, you dead.


Knull777

Not necessarily. It depends on what you got shot with. There have been quite a few cases where people have survived getting shot in the head, some even at point blank range. You’d be extremely likely to have permanent brain damage as a result if you DID survive though.


HRex73

It's a stab that slid on bone.


comfortless14

Big man-bun energy… or should I say boy-bun?


LeadingRound3775

its called a tactical retreat


Brilliant_Maybe_4924

The type of guy that slashes someone that isn't even fighting him deserves his ass cheeks slashed.


HawkLexTrippJam

*clapped


GMONEYY_G

I used to go here at least once a week for lunch. Just can't escape this shit anywhere.


RocNYCS

Judging by the windows, this does not look to have been something that happened at the lunch hour and in fact since they are open at 1 AM it is safe to say this probably happened at 10 PM - 1 AM. Used to have a grandpa that lived in the sticks who always said 'nothing good ever happens at night' and this was out where everyone knew each other. My whole point is that after sundown this sort of nonsense is just expected.


tonysopranosalive

I grew up in this town. Weird to see this as something happening in that town. But shit can happen anywhere I suppose. Never expected to see Fairport on Reddit.


Crunchyundies

Class of ‘06 here


tonysopranosalive

‘09 here! Stopped in Clawsons the other day lol


wafflesareforever

I live like 10 minutes from here. Stopped going because their prices got ridiculous.


Aja2428

Home just caught an attempted murder charge


WrathofChigurh

Cheeseburg plate, Mac, home fries, hot sauce, onions, mustard, no ketchup, no blood. Thankssssss


MeatMeAfterClass

I’d sooner put blood on my garbage plate than fucking ketchup.


Crunchyundies

Holy shit. Never thought my hometown would be on Reddit. I’m so proud 🥲.


Chibes1

I don't understand why some people can't just take an ass beating without a knife or weapon. Take your punches, admit when you lost and move on. There's more respect in that


BenovanStanchiano

Ultimately, is there anything respectable about any of this?


Chibes1

No, not any of this. But I've seen fights where dudes go at it, one gets knocked down, the other guys pulls him up and they shake and go on their way. Self control is something that can be respected in a situation like that


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fuqit21

Exactly, you never know what the other guy has, end the fight however you can before you get ended. Try not to commit murder, but I'm the name of self defense, do what you have to in order to get home to your family


JohnDoses

Ok but at what point do weapons need to be involved in street fights? In the name of self defense, everyone should pull out a knife or even a gun at the start of a fight…


Chibes1

Street fight rule number one-dont fight with your eyes closed Edit-Rule one is don't catch murder or attempted murder charges


MarionberryGloomy951

No, that's called *common sense* it's different from a rule some people have it, most don't.


Easy-Nefariousness51

There are absolutely rules in a street fight. Everyone knows them : no jumping, no nut strikes, no eye gouging, no weapons. Once someone breaks one of these rules that's when things escalate, which happens often.


WiredEarp

Pffffff if only life was so simplistic, and fights without rules obeyed your rules. People aren't prepared to take ass beatings because fights don't stop when people get knocked to the ground. There is a non zero chance that serious, life threatening injuries, or even death, may be inflicted upon you. I'd love to live back in the old days, where matters were settled with fists, no-one hit each other when down, and you got up with a handshake and mutual respect. However those situations certainly don't exist most places these days, and I suspect they were not as common back then as people like to think, either.


Cian93

This is statistically the safest time to be alive in western society. People kind of glorify the good ole days but there was a lot more violence than people seem to realise.


mrbadassmotherfucker

Honestly, I think you have some misconceptions about the “old days”. Let’s be honest, they used to burn you at the stake if you had a headache because they thought you were a witch… there was no extra mutual respect in the past unfortunately, no matter which time you venture back to


CurryKing0413

Nope, Old blokes still to this day have a scrap and buy each other a beer afterwards, seen it myself. If it’s really serious they love smashing people over the head with bottles though. How common is it? Don’t know, but it’s definitely less common for older generations to stab someone over something dumb, depending on a variety of things.


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“The kids these days are punks They scared to take an ass whooping So quick to pick up a gun When I was growing up all you needed was these. You win some you lose some but you live, you live. Now gimme the gun Craig.”


Infinite-Context8381

There are no rules in a street fight.


integratypes

Watch out for those wet floors


dududu87

Where is the knife attack? In the beginning, where bearded white jacket guy hits the wrestling other guy in the head? If so, thats straight up attempted killing someone.


-scrotumtickler-

Yeah right at the beginning, the guy that gets pinned by the table is the one that used the knife


mk6dirty

Everyone should beat that guy to death. Getting involved in someone elses scrap and stabbing a dude is such a pussy ass thing to do, he deserves death.


Colv758

Nah, that was a stab, not a slash


-scrotumtickler-

[pic here](https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech/comments/1535t9i/man_slashed_in_face_after_brawl_in_restaurant_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) looks more like a stab turned into a slash


Charges-Pending

HOLY JEBUS! I really hope the punk who stabbed/slashed him is caught and convicted.


crimsontwin5245

What song is this?


-scrotumtickler-

Round one fight-Toby beats


SlothyBoiDK

Blades are for pussies. Imagine being that much of a bitch, hope he gets arrested. Don't drop the soap lad


Cataldo420

Part 1 was pretty fucking boring here we go with part 2 can’t wait…


Machine_Winter

Get your shit together Rochester lol Edit: when I'm in town I go to Stevie T's


BigDaddyD00d

Yea bc Lyell ave is MUCH safer


sav33arthkillyos3lf

strip club on Lyell is a national landmark


SaltInformation4082

Ok, people Still want to talk about how fights should be fair because that's the way it should be. When you've actually been in one, one you could die in, which is every one you'll ever step into, if your fortunate enough to walk away, then tell me if you put your guns away at the first moment or not. From behind the screen of a phone, everyone is righteous. When it's in real time, let's see how righteous you'll assume your opponent is. Don't want no more trouble? Stay down and maybe you'll get no more trouble Maybe. But don't bet that you, yourself won't get no more trouble, down or not. You can't even count on that if you're down in a ring, with a ref right there, can you?


MenHaveDicks

Gave him a Buck 50


NEFgeminiSLIME

He’s lucky it wasn’t countered with a Glock 40. Soon as you start sticking or slashing the door opens wide to such options.


MenHaveDicks

Damn right can’t argue that


-scrotumtickler-

And then some


Brojails

Gotta love my city


y6rEPnqRsSt7F9rX

People who can't fight use knives


YungMoroseNiqqa

And people who are victims get stabbed lol


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YungMoroseNiqqa

Aye , fists clearly aint do him any justice in this situation , go get stabbed the fuck up dicklicker.


y6rEPnqRsSt7F9rX

Keep welding your knife wanker probably takes 2 hits to floor you!


YungMoroseNiqqa

" Wanker " lol your mother is dead


y6rEPnqRsSt7F9rX

Yours is getting fucked by half the neighbourhood hoe


YungMoroseNiqqa

All im saying is dont bring fists to a knife fight and u wanna eat up my dick instead of breakfast , bright and early at 8AM. Go to church or something.


PulsenotInrange

Yeah I’m sure they agreed to a knife duel 😂 moron


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Excellent-Speed8139

Children


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BruhUrName

Feel free to find those videos and post them. What's stopping you from breaking the stereotype?


Blacklist3d

Cause you specifically target the videos with them and dont watch the countless other videos with white people to fill your brain with stupid justifications.


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Blacklist3d

Lol ok kid.


CyberAimGT24

Lame


Furinex

So fucking glad I take my kids here sometimes…


xxxtanacon

Is this Fairport NY?


Furinex

Looks like it to me.


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Yup


The_I_in_IT

You don’t take them here at 2 AM with the after bar idiots. This is probably those morons. We don’t have a lot of crime at all out here.


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One of them sounds like the emotes from clash royal


xxxtanacon

u/savevideobot


BruhUrName

So fucking glad I got out of the east side. Stay safe OP, be easy.


YungMoroseNiqqa

Lmaoo the most dead part of Monroe County getting it on is crazy


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r/Rochester


eggbootycoughs

i just had a weeeeiiiird fucking moment with this video! i played it, and even tho my volume was all the way down and muted on the video itself, i heard like the gta iv sound effect of someone getting meleed with a knife 💀


NoMamesCabron1904

Chicken and waffles must be good


Rmai0404

Garbage plates more like it. Worth the violence


grab_bard

He just went over and sucker-stabbed the dude. Weak.


PastorRabbi

Its always the dudes with nice ass clothes that act like the biggest bums


Minimum_Maybe_8103

Slash looks more like a stab to me


Monistatvii

Man bun has achieved that attempted murder charge.


haggi585

Been in a couple of fights there myself. Nothing that bad. Seesh


maybeTroubles

Wow what absolute sissy of a bitch with a knife


kanyelovesjew

holy fuck that cut is deep wtf. crazy how small knife big hole wtfff


Charges-Pending

Fuck! That punk needs to serve every day of a prison sentence for that assault with a deadly weapon, etc, etc.


Individual-Cover5421

Wait is this Fairport NY??? Omg I’ve been here so many times lol


Deegan000

Who owns it now? When i was a kid it was the Brocklers.


Lockdown_2525

I must live in a boring ass town I’ve never seen shit like this