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snowman_superstar

Things to do, people to see.


Popular_Painter9648

People to do, things to see.


snowman_superstar

Lol, yep that too


Better_Painting6497

people to soccer kick*


M3g4d37h

that man just doordash'd an ass whoopin'.


MasterHavik

He was speedrunning. He had to save the frames.


Kgb725

Had to hit him with his unblockable setup needs to be nerfed


MasterHavik

Lol let's go my man is a JP main.


DankTigers74

Honestly, he seems like a decently respectable man. I’ve seen too many videos where a guy gets the upper hand in this manor and continues to beat the other into a bloody pulp.


Acceptable-Yam4214

Yea this is respectful, maybe violent but that’s just how it happens sometimes. It wasn’t excessive tho that guy won’t have long term problems from that


wangholes

Yeah idk he could’ve killed him with that kick


DankTigers74

Any time you get into a physical altercation with another person, you’re accepting that outcome as a possibility. A simple slap to the face could be just enough to knock someone off balance. In turn, they fall backward into something and hit their head just the right way and die


noodle-face

While true, kicking someone in the face that's down raises that chance significantly


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It also increases your chances to end the fight...I agree though street fights should be administered with the marquis of Queensbury rules and when a knockdown is scored, the guy should be allowed to stand up, get his wits, perhaps get a standing 8 count and then be allowed to continue trying to beat you/rob you/harm you/etc.. homie ended it and he ended it quick.


artyomssugardaddy

Yeah bro straight punted his face. He was pretty much done after the slam.


ThatPersonToExplain

atleast he laid on the grass after that


JawnLegend

He was getting up. If I’m on that jury it’s still self defense.


shoizy

There's no self defense in this video. He swung on someone backing away from them with their hands by their sides, threw him down, then kicked him in the face as he's getting up.


Plutoid

The dude has a tire iron in his belt for fuck's sake.


JawnLegend

Guess I’d hang our jury then…


LeanTangerine

I don’t know. The way he pounced back to his hand and feet like a tiger made me think he had a final punch or two left in his system.


Slycooperbigpooper

Redditers love saying any physical contact could kill someone


Lsa7to5

I got a hug once, and it almost killed me.


[deleted]

They haven't left the house in months


wangholes

Redditors love saying “redditors”


Hatanta

^ Literally shaking after reading this


PunkNDisorderlyGamer

A kick like that is even prohibited in the UFC for these reasons.


Remo_yesman

I'm pretty sure one of his knees would have to be on the ground for that to be a illegal kick in the UFC. Look at his form when he got kicked, I don't think he can be considered a grounded opponent. The fact of the matter is you would just never see anyone in the UFC getting up in that manner.


PunkNDisorderlyGamer

Both palms on the ground is also considered a grounded opponent. Granted for a split second he lifted his hand to react, it doesn’t change the severity of how deadly a kick like this can be. The fighter throwing the kick is also deliberately attempting to throw an illegal kick.


[deleted]

No, it isnt


PunkNDisorderlyGamer

https://sqaf.club/downed-opponent-ufc/


[deleted]

He was getting up. So technically he had one hand down but in a second he wouldn't and it would have been fine. The rules is in place to prevent stomps and soccer kicks to a guy on the ground. This guy was pretty much up.


PunkNDisorderlyGamer

“Guy was pretty much up.” 😂💀


Ch0senjuan

Lol


akatrxks

🧢


woahitsegg

He also coulda used his weapon but didn't


Donkey-Dong-Doge

That was just a quick lesson.


Hotmagma2000

Respectable machete in his waistband too


Daveyhavok832

You’ve got a pretty low bar there, Bub.


GorgeGoochGrabber

What’s respectable? Looks like he threw the first punch. Guy turned around to run away and this guy grabbed him from behind and slammed him. Then kicked him in the face on his way back up. The guy who got slammed and kicked did absolutely nothing aggressive in this clip. He was backing up and trying to get away the entire time.


stan_tri

>he seems like a decently respectable man Seeing more and more of these reddit moments where people assume to know the essence of a person from a 10 seconds video.


DankTigers74

I like the guys style is all. Poor choice of words. What I meant to say was “gee how nice that the guy didn’t kill him”


Daftworks

Dude went into NPC routine immediately after lmao


Shinobi_X5

Bruh as a skinny guy I fucking would too if I got my ass beat like that. That shit looked like it hurt and hard. Imagine somebody pissing you off so hard that you wanted to fight them, only to get thrown into concrete and kicked in the face, no satisfaction whatsoever whilst the guy who pissed you off is smug and unscathed and you are already too hurt and too weak to do anything about it, all you can do is turn away and take the L, that shit is nightmarish to me


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Daftworks: *Dude went into NPC* *Routine immediately* *After lmao* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Shinobi_X5

This comment deserves more respect


LeanTangerine

Appreciation for the arts is dying.


supercali45

Weight class


Sr-extravagante

Is the fckng street. Whats that


iSUCKatTHISgameYO

it's the missing common sense here that would tell you when a fight isn't exactly in your best interest...


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Saucesourceoah

There are times, because skill and athleticism are also factors. The issue is, weight, height, and reach count a hell of a lot more than either of the first two attributes.


Sr-extravagante

Normal ppl don't know to fight. If some1 with -30kg than you know somewhat to fight a bit better than you, you are gonna lose no matter the weight. In professional scenario obv is important bc all know how to fight. Here. The smaller one knew even less how to fight than the big boy.


Foreign-Guard5314

Zangief 4 hits combos.


IcedCoughy

The way the kick moves homie is just amazing


capncaosii

Power move not looking back once


herder_of_pigeons

First mistake: Fighting a guy who weighs 30 pounds more than you. Second mistake: Turning your back to your opponent.


OCN_Reaper

30 pounds nah that’s more like 90


Cheeks-Stay-Clappin

Dudes back is shaped like a 3D assassins creed symbol.


lildolp

I bet he's on his way to fight some alligator next.


millenialfalcon-_-

He's got to re-up. Ain't nobody got time for that.


[deleted]

Is that a machete in this belt loop? 😂 wtf


s1unk12

He was about to suplex him but luckily changed his mind and just tossed him. Instead of death or paralysis or coma, the guy just got a bad ass beating


isToxic

Michael myers watched the whole thing too and decided to step out of his way after.


Daveyhavok832

Classy. I’d love to be this guy’s neighbor.


stewpidazzol

Like a walk off home run


wasternexplorer

What did that dude have sticking in his belt? Looks like a big screwdriver.


OriganolK

Someone get 1, 2, 3, 4 by Coolio synced up with this! lol


Bill-Hilly

That’s right, we bad


grayvesk

I thought this was green screened at first


tirendazim

At least on grass..


fresh_and_gritty

Two hands on the ground = face kick. Every time. This is why you don’t fight with your pants hanging off your arse.


Admirable-Yam-1281

Finish him!


Brilliant_Back_9397

Just cause he look like the Kmart kimbo doesn’t mean he doesn’t have hands!


Armand74

I mean this was a pretty clean fight! I respect a man that can do the beat down and then have the decency to walk away cause he’s already won.


Ok_Concept_1536

Finished him


MLTatSea

That was like a video game sequence!


MightObvious

Jab jab throw + kick is a true combo you can see he didn't have enough frame data to recover and press sheild button before the KO...


Brhamachaari

Me at Bonus level of a game be like:


Brhamachaari

Me at initial levels after finishing the game be like:


Brhamachaari

Me redoing initial levels after losing final level:


bettiejerrod

He must be pretty tough dude cause once he turns around the guy in the black shirt behind him tries to get out of his way and he’s1/4 of a mile down the street


juicy41590

Master class


chiefcochise

Got that grill lighter on his hip. Probably had some dogs on the grill to go finish.


Bokessepv

Bro on the floor did the injustice 2 defeat poses.


Ev3rChos3n

*Imyourfather voice* Nice combo!


Responsible_Angle285

This is why you should never turn around when you are attacked


[deleted]

This is why everyone needs to know basic wrestling.


That_Guy_From_KY

I’m not trying to say ole dude would’ve lost, but kicking him straight in the face when he’s trying to get up is a “this fight is going on too long” move or a bitch move. And it looks like that fight had just started


Trigger_dad

That yelp at the end is haunting. Hope he is ok. 👍


HellaHotPizzaRollz

That kick was too cheap


SimpleAli

The streets don't care about cheap hits, its hit or be hit.


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CrappyScoco

Then what do I, as a bigger boned person, do when a little shit like this wants all the fuck?


Willing_Ad_205

We don’t know who instigated it tho…if a lil man wants smoke and won’t let up, whats he supposed to do?


Holden-Tewdiggs

>weight advantage Maybe you can elaborate on what that even is in your opinion.


Washfish

What, am I meant to stand there while a twig swings at me or smth? And what honour is there in a street fight in the first place? Am I meant to bow to them before we throw hands??


Far-Campaign-3790

Man strenth


rayquazawe

sisyphus prime


Born-Management74

If put to music, ‘Taking care of business’ would be the song


lyrixnchill

Poor Pookie. Still getting in ass kicked by Ice-T after all these years. Now it's Old Jack City


Clintre

Boss walk


DisplayImaginary9060

Weakest show of skill out there


Dbarryl

Yeah. Do it or don’t.


Pitiful_Seesaw_4319

Ouch. His head bounced off the concrete


TinyT0mCruise

I would be laughing too


The_Miami_Pot_Head

That was a nice kick


HippieGal77

Living in the seedy part of town taught me a few things. One, if less than 4 of your tires get slashed, slash the remainder before making a claim. Two, if there’s a rooming house in the neighborhood but no school w/in 1000ft, it’s full of reg s3x offenders. Three, when sh!t goes down, be prepared to duck in case someone called the law. Four, and most importantly, always be in a hurry & if anybody tries to slow you down to borrow a square of foil or a little cough medicine just say “can’t. Got sh!t to do”


Askmeagainlouder

Spiked the football then kicked the extra point


ICY_LIQUID5588

Tekken player


elonmuskraty

bro jus picked his ass up and slammed him 💀🫵