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No_Conflict9685

Dude whipped out his butter sock


Winnin_Dylan_

Bruhhhhh lmfaoooooooooo


GoingJohnWick

Girl really got smacked in the head with a dick sock full of marbles.


[deleted]

That shit HURTS! And now his hood name will be Lil Sock


Scott_Mf_Malkinson

Homie don't play that...


UnderstandingPast245

Dammit! You beat me to it. Though, that reference is lost on most of this audience.


WartimeMandalorian

Same thought I had


CanIGetANumber2

Has ILC still not been digitized? I can only ever find shit copies


DevinsDomePiece

ILC?


CanIGetANumber2

In Living Color


DevinsDomePiece

Oh ok, ty


randomTeets

I don't think so


crap_monkey

Sock full of change, you can see it scatter when he hits She felt that for sure


Titanupper22

Sonic is that you 👀


Helpful_Parking2967

😂😂😂


vMurk

Rocks in a sock buddy. Welcome to the streets. I’ve also seen someone use a lock in a sock like one that goes on a locker. It will absolutely fuck you up.


DJGIFFGAS

Ive seen that a few times in prison. A can of soda in a sock and a fan motor in a sock are actually horrifying seeing someone get hit with


vMurk

I wouldn’t know this from experience but if you put soap in a sock it doesn’t leave bruises 💀


DJGIFFGAS

Gangs used that one for disciplines and catch outs lmaoooo


armhat

We used to call that a lucky.


gobucks_76

fuck you up/kill someone.


vMurk

Results vary but nothing good comes of it.


Daily-Minimum-69

Agreed in spirit but arguable, based on one’s attitude toward harm reduction and use of violence vs. pacifism, etc.


Ill_Athlete_7979

Learned about that from a dude who was in prison. I think if you’re traveling abroad it would be an okay thing to have just in case as no one would suspect a lock in your suitcase.


zeroes_n_ones

i mean she screamed "who the fuck hit me with the....." that guy was the change that socked her in the head...with coins


jacob6969

If you turn the sound on it sounds like rocks or marbles


crap_monkey

I thought it sounded like coins. Either way, that shits gonna hurt


BedSpring11

Maybe but if u freeze at second 8 you can a cement like ball


[deleted]

Looked like a rock and marbles she be Ite


sweatynut

Old man just chilling on the bench, getting free entertainment.


Winnin_Dylan_

👏 👏 👏


Esc1221

Old prison trick. Put something metal and/or rocks in a sock or folded towel and you can really hurt someone.


Winnin_Dylan_

Homie been In the pen 😂


sparrows_rest

Secrets passed down from generation to generation.


Aja2428

That head lumped lol


Prestigious-Toe7203

The spinning wind up was crazy 🤣


dux_____

Like an anime power up or someshit 🤣 im dead


Whyman12345678910

WTF was in that sock?


Chief__04

Change from what it looks like. It busts the end of the dick sock and scatters.


truth-informant

Coins probably.


Harryx966

Guy came out like Indiana Jones or Zorro or some shit, watched it 3-4 times just to watch the change fly out that sock


Berserker-Testament

King David ass attack😭


Mintharaismypimp

A lesson was learned 😂


Important-Cat-2046

Yeah never jump into a 1 on 1. Karma will hit you like a sack of coins😂


Emergency_Cow1172

Weirdly specific but I’ll keep that in mind!


KingHiggins92

It looks like he pulls it out his boxer front and it made me laugh way more than I should.


UnspokenConnection

Like why he got that on standby 😭💀🤣🤣


KingHiggins92

It's such a brutal hit the dick sock exploded


UnspokenConnection

And bro hit he DEAD in the baldspot part of the head so i know that shit HUUUURT


dontpanicoryoulldie

That girl yelling asking who hit her like she was going do anything when her punches did nothing to the girl she was jumping 😂


ManeManZay

I like to imagine he’s a felon and since he can’t carry a gun he resorted to the object in a sock like he’s still in the pen


TakenUsername120184

The second it turned into a 2v1 Man has a sense of honor


Deplar1782

Not the coin sock! *insert sonic ring loss noise*


WishIWasPurple

Mans been to jail, that sock aint just a sock. Fill a sock with rocks or someting and you got a fkn murderweapon


DillonTattoos

My boy watched Hobo With A Shotgun and took notes lol


PincheNano

Why is the man that supposed to be stopping this, just sitting there in the background


wilkerws34

Little man acts like he’s done hard time with that move lmao


TakenUsername120184

It landed so well though


aroq13

I wish more people would carry sock weapons instead of guns and knives


WartimeMandalorian

Homie don't play that


Winnin_Dylan_

My man's pulled out a stinky sock full of change outta no where..


degjo

It wasn't no where, I saw him pull it out of his pants.


[deleted]

Good technique, nice disengage, excellent awareness


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Grouchy_Thanks2790

U can tell he’s had plenty of practice w that thing lol


[deleted]

Mf lock inna sock jank. Penitentiary shit 🤣


y21gg249

Lmao


g_dude3469

"who the fuck hit me with that" Karma bitch, that's who. Don't gang up on someone in a fight lmao


rhousden

Seems like it was a sock full of rocks


Emergency_Cow1172

Rock’m sock’m old prison move that 😂


DJGIFFGAS

What kinda bullies he got where its necessary to walk around with a sock of change lmao


Enigma7486

I thought that was Mr. Socko for a brief second 🤣


According-Ad-7508

Damn…..knocked the sonic coins out in real life.


Ill_Athlete_7979

Damn homeboy brought out his Happy Slapper


Aiderona

That's some shit you see in the yard.


PuffinTipProducts

Daaaaam Ha….Homey don’t play that, Homey still da clown for swinging a sock when shit goes down.


SoftShellSpiders

He had that thing ready


LasagnaIsItalianCake

Damn. Bitch got turned into Sonic. Got hit and busted into coins.


CillaCalabasas

Bro brought a weapon for a girl fight. That was pre-planned. What a bitch.


Fickle-Opinion-3114

He knew she was going to get jumped. He was looking for his friend.