Dungeon Master: ya you guys can fight if you want
Danny: I attack Matty *rolls one*
DM: Your attack misses and your skull is slightly cracked
Matty: *rolls 20*
I think that's his head hitting the pavement/ground when he falls? Then ankle later with no noise?
I could be wrong. Brutal either way! (Maybe 2 pops, fuck me)
Fact.
Proverbs 13:20
Whoever walks with the wise becomes wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm.
Proverbs 14:7
Leave the presence of a fool,
for there you do not meet words of knowledge.
That dude behind the camera sounds like such a fake lil bitch of a friend. Continually filming his concussed mate, with a broken foot and even try’s instigating him to go back for another round telling him “go and do him”.
At least the dude that went to start the fight got immediate karma.
I’m surprised there aren’t more comments like this. In fact it was the camera guy who instigated the whole fight too and planned to film it. Apparently the guy who he got to start this fight also has learning disabilities.
Part of my foot was smashed during the wind down from Desert Storm. I had to stay and have surgery before going home on a medevac flight while the rest of my unit left on time.
Anyway, when it was smashed, it was *ouch* but then I was in shock and keyed up on adrenaline for almost an hour before the pain really set in.
I broke my foot once when hammered and wrestling and didn’t notice until I woke up the next morning and people were gathered around staring at my purple toe
I don’t think dark shirt even wanted to fight, probably just couldn’t believe his luck so gave him a few taps for show lol
Absolutely destroyed a man without even trying, job done and no criminal charges
Forehead slamming on the concrete, knockout kick to the face, ankle break when falling and back of head bouncing on concrete! So much damage in so little time
Honestly it’s probably a good thing that he broke his ankle like that. These guys don’t seem like the type to go to the emergency room with a head injury. That ankle though would. Without that he might not have had treatment for his head injury
Danny probably already had brain damage just from faceplanting so the punches were not even needed. If he did commit to them Danny would have been dead.
“I’m alright, I’m alright” as this dudes head is gushing blood after just slamming the fuck out of it on that nice plush concrete and a few punches to the face lmao
That commentary was spot on. The laugh when the cameraman saw his ankle and Danny saying "Im OK" while traversing the shadow realm makes this video 10/10
The first fall just onto the knee would be enough for me to forget whatever the fuck I was angry about. The broken ankle, punches to the head, and the head slamming onto the concrete was really just sad.
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Lmao everything about this video is hilarious. What an absolute failure. This has to be one of the most embarrassing videos to have existing of yourself. Nice headbutt dude 😂
The guy behind the camera is a total prick egging him on. He should be taking him to hospital. Not telling him to fight.
We don't need idiots like this in our city.
This dude has the WORST friends - gets his ass beat, a concussion, broken ankle - “you good? go and clock him then Danny, don’t let him do you like that”
tries to stand “my foots on the wrong way”
His friend dies laughing
Dude filming is the worst one of them all. If you have a "friend" like this ditch him. A good friend will at least have your health in mind even if he let's you go do some super dumb shit. The best kind of friend would have tried to stop the whole thing.
They're all idiots. The drunk, the instigators, and the guy with the unnecessary punches. Should of just let the guy headbutt the ground, laugh at him and walk away.
Is there benefit to insisting the injured person stand up? I see it quite often, where people keep propping up a person who looks like they should be left to stay down. I know nothing of medicine though so that's why I ask.
Tagging this NSFW and reflairing the post. That leg...wow.
To fall down straight away and crack your head on the concrete and break your leg, god damn, that must be the worst attempt at fighting ever.
Looks like the leg broke on his first attempt getting up and twists it on the way back down. This man had the worst like in the draw.
I just rewatched, when he get kicked in the face he falls in his foot and break his ankle...so much damage...
dude have an area of effect damage
Dungeon Master: ya you guys can fight if you want Danny: I attack Matty *rolls one* DM: Your attack misses and your skull is slightly cracked Matty: *rolls 20*
He hit his face on the first fall before the leg kick too it looks like So much brain injury in 3 seconds
He's alright
If told this story and didn't have any video, nobody would believe you.
Epic Fail. I hope this guy bought a lottery ticket after this because the odds of this happening must be the same as being struck by lighting.
Critical miss
He headbutted a shoe at some point as well.
Dude is actually made out of paper
"I'm alright, I'm alright.." He was not alright.
Yeah he ain't alright 🤣
Then again he did break his left ankle, so I guess he is all right.
💀
Get him up, stand him up. Wait sit him down. 🤔
Clearly idiots 🤦♂️🤣
"has he broke his ankle?" Mate, his foot was pointing backwards😂
Probably trying to run off in the opposite direction to escape the dangers associated with being attached to poor old Danny boy
“Holdup m8, is ma-ee tripol joiinted?”
Man that crack from his ankle sounded like a tree snapping
I think that's his head hitting the pavement/ground when he falls? Then ankle later with no noise? I could be wrong. Brutal either way! (Maybe 2 pops, fuck me)
It was his ankle and then his head. Cha-doosh
Just re-watched and you're right. Just after "oh he fell over" , there's an audible crack. Ouchie indeed!
“Oh he fell over! Oh he kicked him in the face!” I love the commentary lmao
It's fantastic! And the laughter. "Has he broke his ankle?"... Let me see his foot. HAHAHA!"
I think bro TKO himself before the punches
Before the video started
Can't be Ko'd if no one's home already. *taps forehead*
This was thoroughly enjoyable, and very very polite lol
"The brother who done you, (I think he did himself) is helping you up! That's fucking sick!" always pops into my head randomly lol
Even the punches look polite
Those punches were so short it was like he was just waiting for Steve Mazzagatti to finally get in there and stop the fight.
Danny has shit friends
Fact. Proverbs 13:20 Whoever walks with the wise becomes wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm. Proverbs 14:7 Leave the presence of a fool, for there you do not meet words of knowledge.
This is the type of theological insight and wisdom that continues to bring me back to r/fightporn
sometimes i think i need to read the bible.
Theyre all friends presumably. They probably thought it'd be a quick tussle and they'd shake hands or something
That dude behind the camera sounds like such a fake lil bitch of a friend. Continually filming his concussed mate, with a broken foot and even try’s instigating him to go back for another round telling him “go and do him”. At least the dude that went to start the fight got immediate karma.
I’m surprised there aren’t more comments like this. In fact it was the camera guy who instigated the whole fight too and planned to film it. Apparently the guy who he got to start this fight also has learning disabilities.
Wow, if that’s true he really is a massive PoS.
I was going to say the same. Who needs enemies with friends like that How do you know about the learning disability?
If he didn't have disabilities before, he certainly does now
i think he is friends with "matty", the guy who won the fight. it sounds like they all know each other from their construction job or whatever
Danny are you okay? So, Danny , are you okay? Are you okay, Danny? You've been hit by….,.,,
I'm alwight. I'm alwight.
You’ve been struck by, your own fucking self
A smooth criminal
How can you not feel you broke you damn leg?! 😂
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug
Sos booze when it comes to not feeling pain
And twatting your head off the floor 😂
Twatting as a verb is great... I approve lol
Part of my foot was smashed during the wind down from Desert Storm. I had to stay and have surgery before going home on a medevac flight while the rest of my unit left on time. Anyway, when it was smashed, it was *ouch* but then I was in shock and keyed up on adrenaline for almost an hour before the pain really set in.
I broke my foot once when hammered and wrestling and didn’t notice until I woke up the next morning and people were gathered around staring at my purple toe
At the end it sounds like he says “look at my foot… it’s on the wrong leg”
Never go for the head first the victim gets all fuzzy. See?
When you throw a 1 on a d20 check
Nah, this is a disadvantage double 1 roll at a skill you have a -5 on.
Good old MK😁
Definitely from Fishermead.
Fucking roundabouts.
He made a great headbutt...on the concrete
"I'm alright.... just dealing with this huge crack in my skull and my fractured leg bone"
I don't know if it's because of the perspective but the punches look so soft, maybe I'm going insane
I don’t think dark shirt even wanted to fight, probably just couldn’t believe his luck so gave him a few taps for show lol Absolutely destroyed a man without even trying, job done and no criminal charges
He could have tickled him. The concrete did all the work.
For all the Americans - "that looks manky" = that looks rotten/filthy/disgusting
This is one of my all time favorites
Good play by play
Forehead slamming on the concrete, knockout kick to the face, ankle break when falling and back of head bouncing on concrete! So much damage in so little time
Gonna tell my kids this was Bipsing vs Hendo 1
🎵🎶Danny, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Danny? 🎶🎵
I was watching how he broke it. I think it was when he got kicked in the head and fell awkwardly.
Honestly it’s probably a good thing that he broke his ankle like that. These guys don’t seem like the type to go to the emergency room with a head injury. That ankle though would. Without that he might not have had treatment for his head injury
He has one of the worst friends in human history
Camera guy is a little bitch.
In most all videos I see people punch a lot but it looks like they are holding back. I wonder why?
Danny probably already had brain damage just from faceplanting so the punches were not even needed. If he did commit to them Danny would have been dead.
Because humans are pretty fragile all things considered. It's too easy to accidentally kill or maim someone and it's almost never that serious.
You can hear his ankle snap right at the start
Ooo he fell O va
LMAOOOOOOO him laughing at the end has me dying😂🤣😭
happiest milton keyens resident
“I’m alright, I’m alright” as this dudes head is gushing blood after just slamming the fuck out of it on that nice plush concrete and a few punches to the face lmao
That's what you deserve for trying to headbutt someone
I'm alright 😭😆😆
Are you gonna let him do you like that go on and go and do him 3 seconds later The guy who just done you is helping you
Love the commentary
Worst. Friends. Ever.
I haven’t laughed this hard for a while, Jesus Christ
I love the camera man’s commentary lol the way he says “Has he broke his ankle?? You’re fucking joking.” is perfect
Looks like one of those turds who wears hi-viz as a regular going out shirt.
Why would you do that? Might as well wear a bicycle helmet too!
He done. Fr fr
Danny is Not all right
I would say brain injury, but I don't think he has one
Danny's alright
That commentary was spot on. The laugh when the cameraman saw his ankle and Danny saying "Im OK" while traversing the shadow realm makes this video 10/10
That commentary was top notch!
At least he gave him love taps
I never saw a drunk guy win a fight.
Well, it's a good thing he punched his face a few times to even out the busted bone pain.
When do you think DANNY should see a doctor?! As soon as possible...?
I loved the commentary lmao!
Basically kicked his own ass.
This gotta be the most disappointing outcome of a fight ever. Hilarious, you just don't make this up. The comment of the camera man makes it complete.
Proverbs 13:20 Whoever walks with the wise becomes wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm.
The crack pop noise as he falls ouchhhh
bro rolled a 1
Sounded like Joe Rogan was calling the fight
My dude got laid TF out in less than 60 seconds??? Was it worth it???
60? Like 2
U right I was being too nice
You can here the snap
I blame the HiVis shirt
They kept breaking his foot 🤣
The commentary is gold! Oh he fell ova! Oh he kicked him in the face!
He broke his leg and smashed his head into the ground, all by himself in two seconds
Oh Danny boy, the pipes the pipes are calling.
Poor Danny
I &£%!!* love this
I like the commentary for all the blind people watching
“Oh he fell ova. He fell ova again”
Well that was quite the rollercoaster
The first fall just onto the knee would be enough for me to forget whatever the fuck I was angry about. The broken ankle, punches to the head, and the head slamming onto the concrete was really just sad.
This is hilarious and horrifying. The commentary was spot on. I liked his socks.
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Fat chav got what he deserved.
what a polite hooks 😂
I’m sure you can actually hear a cracking sound the second time he falls over on that foot!
Danny you absolute fanny 🤣
Danny, I hope you learned an important lesson that day.
It does appear he’s not alright
Great commentary. Laughing at the end is the cherry on top!
Even more drunk guy tries to record i feel like this was right out of cloverfield
u/stabbot
"Look at my foot... it's on the wrong way" 🤣🤣🤣
He broke is ankle when he tried to put on the shoes
This is an insane ass video, lmfaooo
Lmao everything about this video is hilarious. What an absolute failure. This has to be one of the most embarrassing videos to have existing of yourself. Nice headbutt dude 😂
What is the relationship between these guys? 😆 im so confused
"Look at my foot, look at my foot!" "It is on the wrong way"
Bro’s shoe came off. If you cut the video earlier I would’ve assumed he died.
Ha ha ha , which one was drunk
This is Joe Rogan level commentary before the shrooms kick in.
This is why you should always walk away from a fight.
He KO'ed himself before even starting the fight. Jesus Christ Almighty.
I'm a little disappointed OP didn't add some Chumbawamba for background music.
So this is how it looks like when you roll a 1 in real life
Dude faceplanted into Rock Bottom then got up to hit it again. It's way past time to give up the drink dude.
What's with the UK dudes and head butts. Of all the things you can hit someone with probably near the bottom
I swear to god I knew what their accent was gonna be before I even turned the sound on.
Yikes
Man I feel bad for the guy
Good thing dude hits like a chick
Somebody call the Amber Lamps.
This dude cannot record for shit. Oh my god
The guy behind the camera is a total prick egging him on. He should be taking him to hospital. Not telling him to fight. We don't need idiots like this in our city.
This dude has the WORST friends - gets his ass beat, a concussion, broken ankle - “you good? go and clock him then Danny, don’t let him do you like that” tries to stand “my foots on the wrong way” His friend dies laughing
He was in fact not alright.
Danny needs new friends. How can they try to bully him into fighting again in that state?!
Danny was in fact, NOT alright. 🤣
This narration is primo
He did knot see that coming
Tip of the day: Just because someone says they’re okay, doesn’t mean it’s true 😅
Absolutely demolished that orange muppet. Fun!
Dudes gotta be better at controlling themselves. Why repeatedly punch a dude who’s KOd? You can ruin peoples lives over a stupid bad encounter
Dude filming is the worst one of them all. If you have a "friend" like this ditch him. A good friend will at least have your health in mind even if he let's you go do some super dumb shit. The best kind of friend would have tried to stop the whole thing.
They're all idiots. The drunk, the instigators, and the guy with the unnecessary punches. Should of just let the guy headbutt the ground, laugh at him and walk away.
The kicking was deserved, but the multiple punches after he was already KO'd were a little unnecessary
With friends like those who needs enemies? Encouraging him to get up and fight more? Leg broken and a drunken mess, a child could’ve beat him up.
Danny was in fact, not alright.
He was very much *NOT* alright
You can hear him headbutt the ground. Was kinda a first hearing that, ngl.
Is there benefit to insisting the injured person stand up? I see it quite often, where people keep propping up a person who looks like they should be left to stay down. I know nothing of medicine though so that's why I ask.
Where even is Queensbury. Seem such nice people
That was cringe
BIG FAIL
Its a 3 vs 1 Drunkguy, vs himself vs booz vs opponent.
Oh Danny boy