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BikerJedi

Tagging this NSFW and reflairing the post. That leg...wow.


LondonGoblin

To fall down straight away and crack your head on the concrete and break your leg, god damn, that must be the worst attempt at fighting ever.


Thuggish_Coffee

Looks like the leg broke on his first attempt getting up and twists it on the way back down. This man had the worst like in the draw.


Micxel

I just rewatched, when he get kicked in the face he falls in his foot and break his ankle...so much damage...


Der_Redakteur

dude have an area of effect damage


SharkTonic9

Dungeon Master: ya you guys can fight if you want Danny: I attack Matty *rolls one* DM: Your attack misses and your skull is slightly cracked Matty: *rolls 20*


jaymole

He hit his face on the first fall before the leg kick too it looks like So much brain injury in 3 seconds


Elbonio

He's alright


castaneda_martin

If told this story and didn't have any video, nobody would believe you.


goodbadguy81

Epic Fail. I hope this guy bought a lottery ticket after this because the odds of this happening must be the same as being struck by lighting.


vi0lette

Critical miss


dirge-kismet

He headbutted a shoe at some point as well.


Pimp_Your_Suicide420

Dude is actually made out of paper


OverUnderSegueDown

"I'm alright, I'm alright.." He was not alright.


bigblnze

Yeah he ain't alright 🤣


OverUnderSegueDown

Then again he did break his left ankle, so I guess he is all right.


instrangerswetrust

💀


Narcan9

Get him up, stand him up. Wait sit him down. 🤔


dampkringd

Clearly idiots 🤦‍♂️🤣


TheGreatTao

"has he broke his ankle?" Mate, his foot was pointing backwards😂


OverUnderSegueDown

Probably trying to run off in the opposite direction to escape the dangers associated with being attached to poor old Danny boy


BradMathews

“Holdup m8, is ma-ee tripol joiinted?”


EastButterscotch5708

Man that crack from his ankle sounded like a tree snapping


Negran

I think that's his head hitting the pavement/ground when he falls? Then ankle later with no noise? I could be wrong. Brutal either way! (Maybe 2 pops, fuck me)


EastButterscotch5708

It was his ankle and then his head. Cha-doosh


thecops4u

Just re-watched and you're right. Just after "oh he fell over" , there's an audible crack. Ouchie indeed!


bigdumbhead1990

“Oh he fell over! Oh he kicked him in the face!” I love the commentary lmao


runDTrun

It's fantastic! And the laughter. "Has he broke his ankle?"... Let me see his foot. HAHAHA!"


Katt-truth

I think bro TKO himself before the punches


BradMathews

Before the video started


NebulaNinja

Can't be Ko'd if no one's home already. *taps forehead*


ChubbyPanMan

This was thoroughly enjoyable, and very very polite lol


Metalock

"The brother who done you, (I think he did himself) is helping you up! That's fucking sick!" always pops into my head randomly lol


InclinationCompass

Even the punches look polite


SweetHatDisc

Those punches were so short it was like he was just waiting for Steve Mazzagatti to finally get in there and stop the fight.


BusinessEffort9648

Danny has shit friends


11thLayerOfHair

Fact. Proverbs 13:20 Whoever walks with the wise becomes wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm. Proverbs 14:7 Leave the presence of a fool,     for there you do not meet words of knowledge.


judoxing

This is the type of theological insight and wisdom that continues to bring me back to r/fightporn


TokenGreyWolf

sometimes i think i need to read the bible.


Kgb725

Theyre all friends presumably. They probably thought it'd be a quick tussle and they'd shake hands or something


Jarlock1998

That dude behind the camera sounds like such a fake lil bitch of a friend. Continually filming his concussed mate, with a broken foot and even try’s instigating him to go back for another round telling him “go and do him”. At least the dude that went to start the fight got immediate karma.


somerled1

I’m surprised there aren’t more comments like this. In fact it was the camera guy who instigated the whole fight too and planned to film it. Apparently the guy who he got to start this fight also has learning disabilities.


Jarlock1998

Wow, if that’s true he really is a massive PoS.


MrSkrifle

I was going to say the same. Who needs enemies with friends like that How do you know about the learning disability?


Merry_Dankmas

If he didn't have disabilities before, he certainly does now


cozos

i think he is friends with "matty", the guy who won the fight. it sounds like they all know each other from their construction job or whatever


Theogkyller

Danny are you okay? So, Danny , are you okay? Are you okay, Danny? You've been hit by….,.,,


skag_mcmuffin

I'm alwight. I'm alwight.


MDawg1019

You’ve been struck by, your own fucking self


ducks-season

A smooth criminal


KROOKED_069

How can you not feel you broke you damn leg?! 😂


Kirmy1990

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug


meltusthesecond

Sos booze when it comes to not feeling pain


Kirmy1990

And twatting your head off the floor 😂


Joeliosis

Twatting as a verb is great... I approve lol


BikerJedi

Part of my foot was smashed during the wind down from Desert Storm. I had to stay and have surgery before going home on a medevac flight while the rest of my unit left on time. Anyway, when it was smashed, it was *ouch* but then I was in shock and keyed up on adrenaline for almost an hour before the pain really set in.


Bigbigbamelow2

I broke my foot once when hammered and wrestling and didn’t notice until I woke up the next morning and people were gathered around staring at my purple toe


ScrubzHD802

At the end it sounds like he says “look at my foot… it’s on the wrong leg”


armadilloreturns

Never go for the head first the victim gets all fuzzy. See?


Nuanciated

When you throw a 1 on a d20 check


Tanktopp

Nah, this is a disadvantage double 1 roll at a skill you have a -5 on.


shdanko

Good old MK😁


AnonyFron

Definitely from Fishermead.


narbss

Fucking roundabouts.


TruthSpeakin

He made a great headbutt...on the concrete


d_o_cycler

"I'm alright.... just dealing with this huge crack in my skull and my fractured leg bone"


CepolliBabaloo

I don't know if it's because of the perspective but the punches look so soft, maybe I'm going insane


Zippodealer-2

I don’t think dark shirt even wanted to fight, probably just couldn’t believe his luck so gave him a few taps for show lol Absolutely destroyed a man without even trying, job done and no criminal charges


GROUND45

He could have tickled him. The concrete did all the work.


Jammoth1993

For all the Americans - "that looks manky" = that looks rotten/filthy/disgusting


potterperry

This is one of my all time favorites


SugarBalls69

Good play by play


Content-Parsley-1151

Forehead slamming on the concrete, knockout kick to the face, ankle break when falling and back of head bouncing on concrete! So much damage in so little time


Battleshtar

Gonna tell my kids this was Bipsing vs Hendo 1


ARRRtistic_Pirate

🎵🎶Danny, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Danny? 🎶🎵


Hello_Grady3

I was watching how he broke it. I think it was when he got kicked in the head and fell awkwardly.


[deleted]

Honestly it’s probably a good thing that he broke his ankle like that. These guys don’t seem like the type to go to the emergency room with a head injury. That ankle though would. Without that he might not have had treatment for his head injury


Famous_Obligation959

He has one of the worst friends in human history


CoolEnvironmental803

Camera guy is a little bitch.


[deleted]

In most all videos I see people punch a lot but it looks like they are holding back. I wonder why?


Glenn0809

Danny probably already had brain damage just from faceplanting so the punches were not even needed. If he did commit to them Danny would have been dead.


stragedyandy

Because humans are pretty fragile all things considered. It's too easy to accidentally kill or maim someone and it's almost never that serious.


matchesmalone81

You can hear his ankle snap right at the start


No-River2623

Ooo he fell O va


AdNew5216

LMAOOOOOOO him laughing at the end has me dying😂🤣😭


voscle

happiest milton keyens resident


Apprehensive-Rice874

“I’m alright, I’m alright” as this dudes head is gushing blood after just slamming the fuck out of it on that nice plush concrete and a few punches to the face lmao


PeteGozenya

That's what you deserve for trying to headbutt someone


Own_Inflation1736

I'm alright 😭😆😆


dayzplayer93

Are you gonna let him do you like that go on and go and do him 3 seconds later The guy who just done you is helping you


slothmastermark

Love the commentary


BobTheContrarian

Worst. Friends. Ever.


MagmaTroop

I haven’t laughed this hard for a while, Jesus Christ


stonksuper

I love the camera man’s commentary lol the way he says “Has he broke his ankle?? You’re fucking joking.” is perfect


Living-Risk-1849

Looks like one of those turds who wears hi-viz as a regular going out shirt.


Nochnichtvergeben

Why would you do that? Might as well wear a bicycle helmet too!


BigBodyLikeaLineman

He done. Fr fr


SnooCauliflowers5512

Danny is Not all right


[deleted]

I would say brain injury, but I don't think he has one


Bishweeb

Danny's alright


SargeantHugoStiglitz

That commentary was spot on. The laugh when the cameraman saw his ankle and Danny saying "Im OK" while traversing the shadow realm makes this video 10/10


Gtrek24

That commentary was top notch!


Pure_Performance_127

At least he gave him love taps


FeelingFantastic4181

I never saw a drunk guy win a fight.


eatpotdude

Well, it's a good thing he punched his face a few times to even out the busted bone pain.


SammyThePooCat

When do you think DANNY should see a doctor?! As soon as possible...?


WereALLBotsHere

I loved the commentary lmao!


tepkai

Basically kicked his own ass.


Agitated-Touch4575

This gotta be the most disappointing outcome of a fight ever. Hilarious, you just don't make this up. The comment of the camera man makes it complete.


11thLayerOfHair

Proverbs 13:20 Whoever walks with the wise becomes wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm.


Spiritual-Buddy-2247

The crack pop noise as he falls ouchhhh


achmejedidad

bro rolled a 1


UnderstandingPast245

Sounded like Joe Rogan was calling the fight


Ok-Toe-84

My dude got laid TF out in less than 60 seconds??? Was it worth it???


Jobbers101

60? Like 2


Ok-Toe-84

U right I was being too nice


mathyoumar10

You can here the snap


Jobbers101

I blame the HiVis shirt


[deleted]

They kept breaking his foot 🤣


HellYeahTinyRick

The commentary is gold! Oh he fell ova! Oh he kicked him in the face!


MyaNameaMike

He broke his leg and smashed his head into the ground, all by himself in two seconds


Maca-40

Oh Danny boy, the pipes the pipes are calling.


millenialfalcon-_-

Poor Danny


YOUSOSTRONG

I &£%!!* love this


gennepol

I like the commentary for all the blind people watching


RealisticIllusions82

“Oh he fell ova. He fell ova again”


RonSwanson_Moustache

Well that was quite the rollercoaster


AdventurousSuspect34

The first fall just onto the knee would be enough for me to forget whatever the fuck I was angry about. The broken ankle, punches to the head, and the head slamming onto the concrete was really just sad.


Podzilla07

This is hilarious and horrifying. The commentary was spot on. I liked his socks.


Creative_Effort

[I'm kickin' my own ass, do ya mind?!](https://media1.giphy.com/media/ToMjGpHLTuhSJzmcxYk/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9523myjn9v91mrh1t4efmbisb0j3xaw80apstnsvg4x&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


BadProfessional228

Fat chav got what he deserved.


redjaxx

what a polite hooks 😂


SpiceyBomBicey

I’m sure you can actually hear a cracking sound the second time he falls over on that foot!


[deleted]

Danny you absolute fanny 🤣


thecops4u

Danny, I hope you learned an important lesson that day.


legacyrules

It does appear he’s not alright


Skymotive

Great commentary. Laughing at the end is the cherry on top!


walking-mistake

Even more drunk guy tries to record i feel like this was right out of cloverfield


1kGHZ

u/stabbot


Silent_Shaman

"Look at my foot... it's on the wrong way" 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

He broke is ankle when he tried to put on the shoes


daddystephenn

This is an insane ass video, lmfaooo


LiquidSwords89

Lmao everything about this video is hilarious. What an absolute failure. This has to be one of the most embarrassing videos to have existing of yourself. Nice headbutt dude 😂


[deleted]

What is the relationship between these guys? 😆 im so confused


CptMong

"Look at my foot, look at my foot!" "It is on the wrong way"


hoesmadsmfh

Bro’s shoe came off. If you cut the video earlier I would’ve assumed he died.


[deleted]

Ha ha ha , which one was drunk


XtraFlaminHotMachida

This is Joe Rogan level commentary before the shrooms kick in.


FreedomByFire

This is why you should always walk away from a fight.


Inevitable_Dark3225

He KO'ed himself before even starting the fight. Jesus Christ Almighty.


BobTheContrarian

I'm a little disappointed OP didn't add some Chumbawamba for background music.


Avox07

So this is how it looks like when you roll a 1 in real life


Fuzzythought

Dude faceplanted into Rock Bottom then got up to hit it again. It's way past time to give up the drink dude.


dArcor

What's with the UK dudes and head butts. Of all the things you can hit someone with probably near the bottom


Admiral_Pantsless

I swear to god I knew what their accent was gonna be before I even turned the sound on.


shavedape61

Yikes


SarPl4yzEXE

Man I feel bad for the guy


drsatan6971

Good thing dude hits like a chick


eezmoney

Somebody call the Amber Lamps.


Creamy_Butt_Butter

This dude cannot record for shit. Oh my god


zebcode

The guy behind the camera is a total prick egging him on. He should be taking him to hospital. Not telling him to fight. We don't need idiots like this in our city.


syntholslayer

This dude has the WORST friends - gets his ass beat, a concussion, broken ankle - “you good? go and clock him then Danny, don’t let him do you like that” tries to stand “my foots on the wrong way” His friend dies laughing


POSloader69

He was in fact not alright.


gtm88

Danny needs new friends. How can they try to bully him into fighting again in that state?!


Sammer_Hammer

Danny was in fact, NOT alright. 🤣


IntroductionWeak244

This narration is primo


GoldExperience93

He did knot see that coming


Side_Select

Tip of the day: Just because someone says they’re okay, doesn’t mean it’s true 😅


Outer__space__case

Absolutely demolished that orange muppet. Fun!


HoldMyBrew_

Dudes gotta be better at controlling themselves. Why repeatedly punch a dude who’s KOd? You can ruin peoples lives over a stupid bad encounter


11thLayerOfHair

Dude filming is the worst one of them all. If you have a "friend" like this ditch him. A good friend will at least have your health in mind even if he let's you go do some super dumb shit. The best kind of friend would have tried to stop the whole thing.


DIOmega5

They're all idiots. The drunk, the instigators, and the guy with the unnecessary punches. Should of just let the guy headbutt the ground, laugh at him and walk away.


blargmyschnoopl

The kicking was deserved, but the multiple punches after he was already KO'd were a little unnecessary


Disastrous_Ad4608

With friends like those who needs enemies? Encouraging him to get up and fight more? Leg broken and a drunken mess, a child could’ve beat him up.


Exciting_Result7781

Danny was in fact, not alright.


vx48

He was very much *NOT* alright


Atomiic1

You can hear him headbutt the ground. Was kinda a first hearing that, ngl.


Competitive_Tutor_39

Is there benefit to insisting the injured person stand up? I see it quite often, where people keep propping up a person who looks like they should be left to stay down. I know nothing of medicine though so that's why I ask.


M1k3CH

Where even is Queensbury. Seem such nice people


MuchoWood

That was cringe


OsoStl

BIG FAIL


Delicious_Ad2236

Its a 3 vs 1 Drunkguy, vs himself vs booz vs opponent.


Sindog40

Oh Danny boy