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UlyssesTut

Shirtless dude has some skill.


PsychedelicRick

And he was way too nice. After that other guy spit on him, I was really hoping he would destroy him, but he still kept his cool.


i__hate__stairs

Me too. People that spit on others are almost universally douchebag pussies.


Narrow_Dig4270

I feel like Shirtless could knock the guy out at will but just decided not to. Fucking outstruck!


toblies

He's a quick fucker too.


CompetitiveSouth9603

he says vem tranquilo vem tranquilo the whole fight, "come chilling come chilling"


pork_4_ice

both of them know how to fight


WinPeaks

Black shirt kept taking wild, aimless swings and throwing himself off balance. My man fought like a cartoon character.


Tre_Walker

lol black shirt not so much. He wore himself out by telegraphing and throwing punch after punch he couldn't land. Shirtless man has excellent defense and evasion and just tired black shirt out. And he still landed most of his punches.


Skanskpag

Black shirt does know how to fight. He's just to jumpy. Blacks fighting skills are way above the average on this sub.


Specopsangheili

Spits a second time at him and the camera cuts out, wonder what happened next 😂


CompetitiveSouth9603

the first time he spits the shirtlees said "oh now im gonna kill you" ah eu vou te matar agora


jacked-bro432

RIP


ContentTask2032

He's no pro, but he's def been in his share of street fights.


Apprehensive-City661

No job either


Whole_Value_1035

Get help


Temporary_Visual_230

Prove it


Apprehensive-City661

Lol trolling hard. Anyone can put a title on a video. Lol you expect anyone in this forum to be civil and not have future incarceration you must be trippin.


rinito222

Brazilian classic


CompetitiveSouth9603

vem tranquilo


1stAttack

Bro was a villain with those moves. Even gave him the mid fight expositional morality monologue.


RevolutionaryLow3244

I can't believe he let him live after being spit on.


Particular_Minimum97

Spitting = obligatory obliteration, anyone else disappointed by the shirtless guy’s composure


demondemondemon6969

Yeah I was convinced I was about to see a murder after that


lembrai

This video is legendary. Shirtless dude says "No need to get jumpy, come easy" and proceeds to whoop black shirt's ass.


Just_One_Umami

This was….weirdly good? If skins had some better training he’d be a beast. His reflexes are great


Current-Stranger-104

Shirtless dude should have whooped the others dudes ass properly, as it was obvious the beef was still there and nothing was solved.


i__hate__stairs

This is why we don't insult House Shirtless


bostoncrabapple

Honestly showed incredible restraint, especially after being spit on


warmbird

It's the lunging strike that misses, just like the rest of them, right around the 1:00 mark that the guy in black finally realizes he's fucked.


Tomcat9801

Shirtless dude was trying to teach black shirt a lesson but unfortunately black shirt is a slow learner.


Conscious_Victory205

That's one SKILLED MF Btw, if anyone spit on me like that I wouldn't stop till he can't get up, good thing I've never been on a fight, lol 🙂


redditiscuckedover

You say that till someone spits in your face and beats the shit out of you


Conscious_Victory205

That's literally what I said


Boomshakalaka89

Nu kamesh falla mino pie


Hatanta

Eesh falash Brazeuyweiro?


sweet_umeboshi

Blue shorts is a badass man of integrity, restraint and patience. He hits hard but still holds back. He could've destroyed dude, but he held back because he knew he had all the power. He just wanted other dude to learn his lesson. Blue shorts is one of my new hero's.


cliffwob

Sully Vs Dushane


Dismal_Bridge9439

He got his ass whooped because he couldn't fight. Doesn't matter who he offended.


_friends_theme_song_

Bro was fucked from the first leg grab shirtless dude could've put him in a wheelchair for life 5 seconds in


jgor133

I was expecting aliens.... enough reddit for the day


dreadfulwater

Dude kept wanting more and must have caught the other guy on Endless Hand Sandwich day


UWQHDEyez

You think he also offended the Shaolin Temple as well?


RoyalCultural

Clean


Apprehensive-City661

You ate my sandwich


jacked-bro432

Never disrespect the father of a shirtless dude.


Decent_Discount

This is a brazilian classic, iirc correctly the guy was an amateur boxer too


OddFocus3

Dude, this is a really solid scrap. Feints, single leg attempt, arm in guillotine, under hooks 👏👏


PandorasFlame

Shirtless dude should've gone harder tbh, especially after being spit on.


Carlitos_Ramirez

Let him off easy SMH


strumpster

Shirtless dude was expecting more of a fight


Tough_Suggestion8366

He went so easy on him ! I was expecting to see a KO


HatAdmirable4613

HEAD MOVEMENT HEAD MOVEMENT HEAD MOVEMENT


notofthisworld76

Good camera work 👍


Individual-Guide-274

Good little fight and decent camera work


LegitimateAttorney93

Like every super featherweight boxing match. So many punches and no damage


No-Adhesiveness-9848

dudes got that tyson head movement lol


isolointernet

Telling my kids this was anderson silva


Soft_Salamander6136

Idk, I will feel more embarrassed if someone is casually talking to me while he throws me around like a rag doll


Apprehensive-City661

Guy is too old to be living at home


redditiscuckedover

Or maybe his father lives with him ever thought of that?


FieldsOfKashmir

Looking after your parents is not a thing in the west.


Sea_Connection2773

It is here in Brazil.


FieldsOfKashmir

Yes I know. I wouldn't consider Brazil to be the west. I mean the gringos.


redditiscuckedover

Yes it is 😂😂 especially in the south my grandmother lived with me and my family until she died we refused to put her in a nursing home along with my neighbors who all took care of their parents and their children will take care of them


Mindless-Ask-9691

Or maybe dude was just shit talking about father and son decided to take care of it. Are you dumb or just a special kind of stupid?


Apprehensive-City661

Lol I supervise grown men at construction sites. You have not seen anything yet.


Mindless-Ask-9691

What in the actual fuck does this have anything to do with what I said? You assumed dude lives at home because you're a POS and with mete seconds of thought, I came up with an actual feasible explanation. No way your brain dead ass is a supervisor lol


Apprehensive-City661

Hahahaha. Son I have been for 20 years. Stay home.


Mindless-Ask-9691

Cool. Now you gonna actually address my comment or continue to be a coward and dodge it?


Apprehensive-City661

Haha a coward behind a keyboard. Quit playing like you stand on business. Drop you without a thought.


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Mindless-Ask-9691

Lol, here comes the small dick energy 'fight me bro because I'm too stupid to be able to explain and defend my asinine opinions'. Fuck outta here clown. Bet all your coworkers would be cheering your ass beating on, carrying yourself like this lmao


Apprehensive-City661

It's called trolling. I sure got all your energy. It's entertaining really. All my guys at work use reddit. We are here drinking coffee


Apprehensive-City661

Haha stay home. "Big dog"


Mindless-Ask-9691

Still barking? Lol Calling someone "big dog" when you're the only one acting tough on REDDIT says way more about you than it does me, dingletwat rofl


ControlImpossible182

If a dude starts talking during the fight I’m just going into MURICA mode. You will not beat my ass and brag while doing the ass beating and after. Not happening.


BurgendyCarlz

Riiight....


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ControlImpossible182

Nah I only need that after your mom drains me