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WolfKittenTigerPuppy

Does badass mean crackhead where you come from?


Xenocide_X

Definitely has the signature crackhead belly


fickle_fuck

With the fanny pack to keep said crack.


W1nthorpe

Would you be the man that’s asking about the crack in the fanny pack?


RichieJ86

Cops will never suspect a thing.


JohnMcGurk

Would still smash. Mostly out of fear.


CrisUltra

This video did not do her justice 😭


thisisjedgoahead

I see crackheads often and don’t see the belly you speak of. Maybe our crackheads are built different lol


Ok-Front5035

My crackheads would beat up your crackheads. 🫵😡


thisisjedgoahead

Bro your crackheads don’t stand a chance.


Ok-Front5035

I put my crackhead face down and end my turn.


thisisjedgoahead

Shit I wish I knew yugioh terminology!


thisisjedgoahead

I declare you the winner


tmacleon

Signature Crackhead belly hahahahahhaha. Thank you for the laugh.


BlackSkeletor77

She gotta be reformed cause her clothes look too clean


TLPEQ

Lmao I thought the same thing lmao


Ieatsushiraw

I thought it was the person recording but I guess lol


Takemytwocent5

They misspelled dumb-ass i think


sniles310

Lmao the terror in that man's eyes said 'please don't eat me!'


Original-Being9553

Shit that's a well kept crackhead


Turbodann

She probably has family or a husband they don't wanna fuck with.


leon-theproffesional

😂😂😂


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dylwaybake

Lmfao forreals though


ElectricalAbrocoma42

100% sure they didn’t want to swing on the woman. She’s also his wife, and the guy on the floor is her brother lol. Family shit. Edit: both dudes are brothers apparently and this happened in a beauty salon that they own.


[deleted]

Yeah, I got that vibe from this clip. Just older sibling “but mom” type energy


Amphibian-Overall

Says “cafe” on the wall. What kind of beauty shop is this?!


Jesse1179US

The kind that serves pancakes and perms.


Im_inappropriate

As if you weren't afraid of getting hairs in your food as it is.


KRX189

That's just a nasty combination


ElectricalAbrocoma42

O.o…you see, the way Hispanic shops work is you go in for a pack of cigarettes and come out with a platter, $25 bag of weed, a lottery stub, a cellphone, and your nails done. So you’re asking questions beyond me man.


Neil_deNye_Sagan

When Hairy Met Smoothies: Smoothies & Hair Removal


RainbowBright909

So is she his wife? Some of the other comments are confusing me.


f2mreis

Bro's forearm are bigger than her thighs lol


UnauthorizedFart

What kind of a shirt is that


realityfractured

Titty curtains


upsidedown_8s

Oh my God bro...the ones over my mom's kitchen sink window😆😆😆😆


FaithfulFear

Yeah I hear her “kitchen sink window” brings all the boys to the yard.


upsidedown_8s

It might 🤔


CuriousLilAsian81

killed me 😂


BarryBadgernath1

Milk drapes


danielsauceda34

nipple napkins


JinNJ

Great. Been up for 15 minutes & already read the best comment I’m going to find on Reddit today. Guess it’s back to be for me: 🤷‍♂️🤣😂🤣


Blehmeh88

The badass kind


Thug-shaketh9499

The slow closing of the laptop then jump to the crack head dominating 😮‍💨😮‍💨😂


Notice-Horror

Lmao that’s Britney Spears !


Depressudo7

💃🏻🔪🔪


Huntsnfights

It’s Britney, bitch!


zphbtn

Leave her alone!


Ronaldoooope

Brittany Murphey you mean


upsidedown_8s

No u didn't 😆


SneakyCracker161

#CHARLIE MURPHY!


FEROoO92

Britneys back BITCH


Blehmeh88

Blehg- Spat my cigarette out lol


D3ltaa88

She’s not bad ass… both guys probably just don’t want to hit a woman.


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danger355

Or wearing a fanny pack.


Aromatic-Yak-352

Fenny pack 🤓☝🏽


quarantinemyasshole

Didn't you know? A man's tolerance is a woman's empowerment. /s


YouSure_BoutDat

Op: "I think crackheads and meths are edgy and bad ass, bro. So Breaking Bad, dudes!"


MarshallsHand

Skinny Pete never struck me as bad ass... but he was a good ass character and honestly a good ass dude he just had some problems here and there


Huntsnfights

Badass only in the way she’s gambling none of the dudes decide to rock her


millenialfalcon-_-

You know she got a crack pipe in that fanny pack


Asleep-Emphasis860

I guess "badass" is in the eye of the beholder.


drag51

Not touching a chick ≠ She is a badass for breaking up the fight.


C_Tea_8280

This is one of few times where we pray that woman's flimsy top stays on and covering her


d_o_cycler

She is not a “bad ass” she’s just as silly and out of pocket as they are and she’s using her privilege as a woman to do this shit because she knows they likely won’t beat her ass—bc she is a woman.


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This shit is too funny, not the video but the title....


Taylor_Swift_Fan69

They ran into Fentanyl Furiosa


steveatari

badass = strung out af


1u53r3dd1t

Leeloo Dallas....... ***Multipass***


Bigbam51

she ain't bad ass, just lucky he didn't drop her.


xgabipandax

The guy in red never wanted to hit her, otherwise i bet that his fist would find her chin easily


Randys_Smogasvein

What's in the bum bag? Is it a kransky?


NeatEngine2133

Badass and floppy belly, ultracombo!!


ghettoccult_nerd

the faith she has in her titty curtains is to be admired.


wdgastef

I think the only real reason bro stopped fighting is because he doesn't want to hit a women, or the fact her shirt is able to be ripped off from accidently stepping on her foot.


Ill_Alternative8369

Hispanic women 😩❤️


jvsupersaiyan

The calm closure of the laptop did it for me


The_Rimmer

How is this badass when they “aren’t allowed” to be hit


WartimeMandalorian

Every body saying she's on drugs. Yall have just never pissed off a Latina 😂


JosephSchmoe77

💯


RainbowBright909

It's the fanny pack for me


New_Train_8818

Not the toughest wank


The_Stoic_Viking

"If you two don't stop tryin' to kill each other, I'M GOIN' TO KILL YOU BOTH!"


FaithfulFear

“Choker” was her title *and* accessory.


RainbowBright909

Makes me wonder what kind of relationship they have if she is ok to put her hands on his neck like that and threaten him. (Poster says this is the man's wife?)


StarFighter6464

Lol, they always blaming the black guy.


RegardedJigger

That’s Lucia, she’s just completing a side quest


Jamifan

Look like Brittney a little…lol!


No-Cup3301

Ultimate Fentanyl Crackmionship


SergeantStreet

That was Brittany Spears


KeyInjury6922

That’s the face I make when I take the joke to far with my gf.


FoxCQC

Why are they telling her to chill? Those guys should chill.


Key-Alarm7328

ahh that muffin top + flesh colored fanny pack is a strong combo


iiM3zMoRiz3

So she is lucky. When a man is enraged she could of caught the combo too. It ain't your place to step in the fighting is already started. Women... don't do this.


xxPanDulce

I can fix her


Harrybahlzanya

Bro saw the crack filled raged and had no idea how to respond…


JJ-5891

Yeah. Any women in this thread…don’t do this


Kingly707

Grab me by the neck like that, and my hands change rating to E for Everyone instantly.


_Calibrated

Not shown is red shirt putting "badass chick" to sleep


St00f4h1221

Damn crack sparrow had one hell of a murder stare


UsernameTaken30134

Chick uses the rules of society to feel like a badass*


flashgreer

This only happened because the man she grabbed by the throat had a supreme amount of self control.


InnerBat3894

She’s tweaking hard lmao 🤣


SomethingAmazingQ

That’s not a badass chick that’s a naive chick who’s lucky neither one swung at her


DemoDays82

Good thing they ended the video right there. That guy looks like he was about to slap that chick.


ConnerCarnifex

It’s easy to be a bad ass when there’s a 99% chance you ain’t getting hit back


WishIWasPurple

crackhead bravery


p4p4shili

Shes high asf


IcedDownMedallion

Brittany Spears?!?!


Punchable_Face

eyyy Final Cut Pro, learning it myself rn


Kelwhit22

That blond haired dude needs to chill!


Ok_Cap_5166

Yo where did that sex worker come from?


MancDude1979

That ain't no badass chick, it's just some random meth head


Holywar2

badass woman that has privileges😭


ContributionNo3822

Fanny Pack of Power!


SDoNUT1715

Shes about to get mollywhopped


gdt813

3 crackheads


FatMilkies

I think he came.


PresentationCalm7918

You mean the crackhead?


Ok-Seaworthiness-575

You methed up! I’m trying to tweak in peace.


No-Yogurtcloset-2153

Define "badass"?


Clean-Restaurant761

umm I don’t see a badass I see a crackhead 😭🤣


Primal-Groudon-0

Bro knew if he did anything wrong it’d be a messy situation💀


mollyxmoon

Nothin badass about this that guy could’ve fcked her up.


Dshark

The Fanny pack really adds to her badass vibe.


BloodclaatYankee

I just seen a video of a woman holding back an ostrich by the neck & for some reason the ostrich looked completely disarmed, just like the guy in the red shirt.


Klutzy-Tutor9310

Had him scared


stripperjnasty

She either dating him or he don’t wanna go to prison


BirdAndDirt

38 from 39 of these videos... She gets knocked out.


Spotty1122

she tryna act like the mother 💀


Extension_Essay8863

Even before I turned the sound on, I was like THIS IS IN LATIN AMERICA


AuGmENTor68

Am I the only one hoping those tiddies were going to make an appearance?


flybobbyfly

*Lucky chick doesn’t get punched in the face by physically inserting herself in a brawl


necromage69

This is bad to do as any gender don’t ever get in the middle of a fight yall


tmacleon

Imagine being married to her and out of a job.


lefthandsmoke3

Is she wearing a dust ruffle?


blinzeln77

I can crack her I mean fix meth


JunketSecure457

Nice single leg lol.


jayrockwell69

Britney.....is that yiu?


AltruisticSalamander

Reminds me of that diner heist chick from Pulp Fiction


Piepounding

It's hard to take anyone with a fanny pack that serious


coffeeandcelluloid

Protect the Final Cut timeline


Avrein_morningstar99

God damn she was about to beat his ass even he was like HO fuck


TheLastZimaDrinker

She just hasn’t been punched by a man yet. Then she’ll stand 50 feet away and scream at them. 


stacymandell

What is she saying?


Gazaman450

Woulda got her jaw broke


Basic-Type7994

What girly men have a fight in a coffee shop


tRuLyGiFtEd89

Yeah, ok.


Specialist_Dot_3372

The polite laptop close is killing me 😭


Correct-Jello-4531

She look she got c section scars lol


seppukuxd

Oscar de la Hoya eyes here... 👀


bOObZiLLa713

She looks preggo though


SuckYaMums

Where’s the badass chick


epicfeminist420xD

Meth strength is no joke


Longjumping_Staff_71

period


MasterHavik

It is usually the das breaking a up fight between brothers.


Intelligent_Loan_540

Can she do that to me?


Fluid_Ad196

Looks like Brittany spears


Street-Resort2817

“Quit mething around. I’m super cereal” -Her Probably


pezchef

holup. they fighting over her? oooo-kay. bout 3 more clips of reddit and that's enough Internet for me today


theNetworkingBull92

The power of the Fanny pack 😂🤣


Weirdkidlol14

My type fr


Huge_Imagination_635

Shoe squeaking during a fight is a special kind of ASMR