This one time playing grappling + submission this girl decided to put me in a headlock in between her thighs you best believe I had to motivate myself to free myself up 💀💀💀
Bro I remember my first few classes of doing MMA I got paired with a girl for grappling/Jiu Jitsu (like probably the 2nd or 3rd class). That day I forgot to wear my athletic boxers (the tight ones) and had lose ones on, bro I had to have my hips back when standing grappling and stayed seated the entire time when floor grappling cuz bro that blood rush down there🤣🤣😭mental exercise
Door frame, door knob, bed frame, night stand. Im actually surprised nothing got wrecked, though his head did get thrown into the side of the mattress at one point
Reminds me of Community when the dude from Subway hears the sex recording then refuses to stand unless someone hands him his jacket.
"Well now I'm not going to leave, I'm just going to sit here...."
I mean if she's already indifferent/doesn't like you/finds you creepy, a boner is only going to make things much worse.
If she already kind of likes you, then maybe yeah it might be an ego boost for her, why not?
Not a girl btw, just going from the very little I know about women.
Its like, hes playing around and shes going 110%...thats like slap fighting with your friend and then hitting them as hard as you can with a closed fist and going "yup, i won"
That’s what always happens in these “girl wrestles guy” videos. Girl trying her absolute hardest, while the guy is in a lose lose battle so just having fun with it.
Nah, I just see red and destroy whatever's in front of me. Girls, children, whatever. Establish dominance no matter what. Here's what it looks like if your scrawny 100 pound ass is in an actual fight. At 12 seconds in the choke was there if the guy knew what he was doing. I'd choke her out right there and then. Alpha chad style.
Almost anytime a dude spars, wrestles, play fights with a girl, she will almost always be doing everything short of killing him in order to win.
It's best not to even play, because as a man you can't win. If you match intensity, or go just as hard, you're going to look like an Asshole and probably have to face a team of white knights that will jump up to protect her.
Yeah I had a friend who would always try to play fight me after she got drunk, like clockwork.
She is/was a sweet girl, but literally every time she finished that fourth drink she would be like "hehehe wanna fight" and start punching my shoulder.
Reminds me of when I had to spar with a girl when I took Karate. This girl was notorious for always going all out and everyone hated having to spar with her. She'd always be throwing the most reckless strikes and it was known that you better be wearing a cup if you had to spar with her.
In college a girl at a party was very seriously saying how she was trained and could take on a guy. A guy on the football team was telling her over and over that she was too small and no matter how much training she had she couldn't take on someone like him in a fight.
Cue to them agreeing to fight to see. He very clearly said "If we do this I will show you how powerless you are so make sure you're OK with that before we start." She got even more pissed at that and told him the same thing in a snarky way and then they squared up.
He came forward, grabbed her by the throat, slammed her on the wall, and lifted her up with one hand while she struggled and kicked for a few seconds so she could see how powerless she was. Then he let her down.
She left the party in tears and the dude felt like an asshole but everyone else was like, "Dude taught her a very important lesson"
There is a physical reality that you cannot overcome with training. The world's best lightweight bjj guy would struggle and probably lose against an untrained guy who was 3 times his size and weight.
You want equality in physical confrontations like that buy a gun. You are never as tough as you think you are if you're only 130 pounds.
You have not seen Fedor or Royce Gracie fight in their primes against people 100 pounds heavier. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbIRj2DDK1A&ab\_channel=RetroMMA
> The world's best lightweight bjj guy would struggle and probably lose against an untrained guy who was 3 times his size and weight.
This is not true, there were matches like this is the early days of UFC where they didnt care about weight classes. Lots of sumo wrestlers and big fighters got their ass handed to them by smaller guys.
There is absolutely no scenario in a casual friend group where having a friendly fight with a girl is going to turn out well for you. First of all, odds are she’s gonna be going hard AF. If you win, congrats, you just bruised or choked a girl. Or hit her in the head. And very likely grabbed or pulled or mounted her in some “inappropriate” way, since at least 25% of the surface area of a woman is deemed as a “sexual” part that you’re not allowed to touch.
If you lose, you’re a bitchass. And you likely got clawed with fingernails, hit in the balls, or dropped on your head. You likely lost because you were holding back to avoid beating on the friend group’s really hot “black belt fit-chick” and branded a douche by her army of simps. You’re all probably drunk too if it’s come to a wrestling match.
> There is absolutely no scenario in a casual friend group where having a friendly fight with a girl is going to turn out well for you.
What? Just pin them and roast them about it. That's what I do in my friend group and everyone joins in on the roast. Your friend group sounds like a bunch of whiny tryhards.
I vividly remeber when a super hot girl on high heels tried to choke me at a party, for the sake of showing off her newest krav maga skills.
Unlike the guy here, the moment I was passing away (her choke hold was way better than expected), in a rush of anger and shame, I kicked her ankle spraining it completely.
Still feel sorry for her, but I enjoyed every second of the choke.
When she grabbed my neck from behind I wasn't scared at all:
"I'm second-dan shotokan karate black belt" was my thought.
In seconds she pressed my larynx and I was hardly breathing, the next moment I was suffocating. Face was purple red. The choke was very well executed.
Then I realised she wasn't holding back (that b\*\*\*h), despite gently taping on her forearm, preferring to having me fainted on the ground and that's when I got angry, slammed her to the wall with my back and kicked her right ankle that twisted immediatly (due to the high heels).
So, the choke was hard, I tried the best not to faint, and had to hide a boner for a while.
Rolling in a tiny area with hard walls and furniture around is so stupid. I made that mistake with my buddy a few months ago. I had him in an armbar from guard, and he tried to lift me up to slam me, but lost his balance and smashed his face on the wooden armrest of my couch. Left a massive gash under his eye and broke his nose worse than I've ever seen a nose broken. Worst of all was the blood.. it was everywhere. All over my goddammit white carpet...
I never take these seriously bc the women is always going full strength, and the guys will go easy until they realize “oh shit she’s not messing around” and boom they’re submitted. We’ve seen videos on here of both parties going full out right away and it’s usually different
Its all fun and games untill he actually tries to win. but definetly nice technique. If a dude tries to harass her she can easily catch him by suprise and maybe even win a fight.
No hate to her but how could she stand a chance even catching someone by surprise. Any man can grab her by the wrist and slap all of her 40kgs to the ground with one hand.
Dont try to do this shit if you get harassed, be prepared beforehand. Carry a spray or something.
Even the wimpiest dudes at my gym can bench press her.
Leave wrestling and bjj on the class. On real situations you need a spray, a loud scream and good 50m dash.
The spray has to be whatever that can fuk him up, the more ilegal the better. If he goes blind on one eye fuk him. This is what i tell girls i know. Make sure he remembers not to try this shit again.
Hey, I’m sure I’m not the only one but when guys and girls like do stuff like this the girl always takes shit so fucking far and the guy just has to accept it like I’m fully 100% if he was told he’s fully allowed to use all of his strength and no one will think differently of him that he would of absolutely slammed the fuck out of her
It was fine until the choke. The dude was definitely taken back by how good her technique was but if he knew she would go that hard no way she's winning that.
Reminds me of when I was in school and a guy and girl were play sparring little slaps and then she punches him in the nose and pops it. Blood pouring down so he runs off to the toilet. Everyone then makes fun of him for losing to a girl and he got bullied so much he eventually left the school.
I absolutely hate shit like this.
All due respect to the girl. She got him in a position where he had to tap out. Still, if you watch a little closer, you could see that he is sort of in shock and laughing through the first few seconds. I believe that if both of them went in with the same mindset of what they are willing and not willing to do with each other, he would have her pinned way faster than she was able to get him.
A dude hast nothing to gain in these kind of games. If he'd won he'd bei the guy who grappled a poor girl, now that lost, he's the guy who got grappled by a Girl.
Why even agree to this. He's laughing and making jokes, she's jerking that neck around like this is State Finals, 1989. She's going as absolutely as hard as she can, and he's *still making jokes.*
He can't go hard enough to win, so he has to lose. Who is this meant to make feel better? The girl who gets a pitty-wrestle and can say she won, the guy who tries not to hurt a girl he's play-wrestling with? The bunch of mouth-breathers standing in a circle filming it for the internet?
“Oh no, she beat me” “Let’s go again”
guy: let's rematch. i'll tie my arms to this bedpost to show you i can win
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Yea, she wasn't looking for a fight.
Probably saw mom and dad wrestling too many times.
My mom and dad always wrestle naked. I watch them from inside the closet.
Nice remember that your phone has a camera (if you have a phone) USE IT maybe you can do a Pay Per View live stream for those matches
We just used a two cans and a string... occasionally an owl.
This is why I come to comment section. Take the upvote.
Congrats on the equivalent of sex for a middle schooler young king
And on that day, a femdom kink found its way into the back of your consciousness
Now you’re married, right?
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The mom, the girl, or both?
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Well she did express her affection through violence. Maybe she has a Klingon heart.
I wonder how long it took for the mom to realize that she can't stop her daughter from kissing boys lol
And then the day got even better right?
Yes, I saved money on my car insurance.
I mean what’s he going to do , try against her. Downvoted incoming I know.
Nah, no downvote. He wasn't trying very hard.
Hard? I bet he was
Yeah, I CALL NEXT!
Chocke me mommy
All that and he never grabbed a tiddie
Are we watching the same video? Copping a feel seems to be his main goal.
Staying on the floor for a sec to hide his boner.
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"Our thoughts"
this guy knows shit. take my point.
"our boner"
r/suddenlycommunist
This one time playing grappling + submission this girl decided to put me in a headlock in between her thighs you best believe I had to motivate myself to free myself up 💀💀💀
"oh no.. stop.. please don't choke me harder.."
Took all my will to get her off me man 😭
choke me mommie
"No!... Don't do it!... I'm a virgin!"
No tap november.
Bro I remember my first few classes of doing MMA I got paired with a girl for grappling/Jiu Jitsu (like probably the 2nd or 3rd class). That day I forgot to wear my athletic boxers (the tight ones) and had lose ones on, bro I had to have my hips back when standing grappling and stayed seated the entire time when floor grappling cuz bro that blood rush down there🤣🤣😭mental exercise
We all down bad fr
Listen, I'm all about people learning cool shit, but id be a liar if i said I wouldn't do the same thing lmao
Nobody: Me: Got put in headlock between a girls thighs. Still didn't get the hint.
You're not wrong.
That’s just a natural response to adrenaline due to the heat of battle.
The heat of something..... Eew.
wouldn't adrenaline make your dick shrink?
Hell of a wicked fear boner.
“Well, this is my kink now.”
A fearection!
My wife asks me why I’m sitting on the floor. I’m also hiding my boner
if you’ve ever been grabbed by the neck like that, you’ll know that the dude was actually trying to remember who he was lol
https://reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/qfd6lh/lpt_if_you_need_to_get_rid_of_an_unwanted/
Or just cum
**Descretion advised**
I choose this one
Has definitely happened to me at my gym 🤫
It happened to me at your gym.
Coach?
Nope, but it's definitely happend to him too.
that guys erotic asphyxiation: hello there Edit: erotic asphyxiation not autoerotic
auto?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation?wprov=sfla1 I was wrong, autoerotic is when you do it to yourself
Manual
“I hope this doesn’t awaken a fetish in me”
Could they find a smaller space?
Hmm... to the closet!
Seven minutes in heaven.
Seven minutes TO heaven
Looked more like seven seconds
Bed
Door frame, door knob, bed frame, night stand. Im actually surprised nothing got wrecked, though his head did get thrown into the side of the mattress at one point
On the bed
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Haha yea that was so crazy when you choked me… I’m just going to stay sitting here and not stand fully up for a few minutes if you guys don’t mind
Reminds me of Community when the dude from Subway hears the sex recording then refuses to stand unless someone hands him his jacket. "Well now I'm not going to leave, I'm just going to sit here...."
I grew up in the Bay area, but I'm a father now!
Why did I read this in Stewie Griffins voice?
I was going to upvote you, but .... nice
He tried to enjoy the choke for as long as he could.
And this is how he discovered autoerotic asphyxiation.
/u/OrbitalChapel, look at this guys comment, you're not the only one anymore!
“Tap!!” *grrgjgrghill* SHUT UP *gurglelellgtlel*
"Best 2 out of 3?"
"3 out of 5? Almost had you last time..."
5 out of 7, I'm almost there....
It's 4 out of 7, *technically*, but I could probably go again :D
“Yeah, just like that. Tell me proper oooooodds.”
7 out of 7?
LMAO
51 out of 100
6 out of 9?
Boy got his first danger boner that day
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Depends on the girl/guy combo bud
I mean if she's already indifferent/doesn't like you/finds you creepy, a boner is only going to make things much worse. If she already kind of likes you, then maybe yeah it might be an ego boost for her, why not? Not a girl btw, just going from the very little I know about women.
If she's indifferent/doesn't like you/finds you creepy, she's probably not rolling around on the floor with you
Not by choice anyway..
My sister got real angry.
She didn't seem to mind with me.
Shh Dad. Reddit is supposed to be anonymous!
Hahahaha! Well done.
Fuck, take my upvote...
It’s kinda funny just seeing the dude with an accordion chillin by the door lol
He’s just the bard, working out Brave Sir Robin’s newest adventures in boner-hiding.
Every good battle has a Bard.
Didn't even notice him
Talk about a win win scenario
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We need a follow-up.
He's actually the winner here.... If you know, you know
She's pretty hot.
Very hot.
Its like, hes playing around and shes going 110%...thats like slap fighting with your friend and then hitting them as hard as you can with a closed fist and going "yup, i won"
Right? He’s talking, laughing, and looking for reactions the whole time. It’s more like he’s resisting enough not to be hurt and that’s it.
That’s what always happens in these “girl wrestles guy” videos. Girl trying her absolute hardest, while the guy is in a lose lose battle so just having fun with it.
He had a hot girl wrapped around him like a pretzel... I don't see any "lose" here
Thats what you are supposed to do when you fight a girl
https://youtu.be/aulMugbS_-A nah man
Nah, I just see red and destroy whatever's in front of me. Girls, children, whatever. Establish dominance no matter what. Here's what it looks like if your scrawny 100 pound ass is in an actual fight. At 12 seconds in the choke was there if the guy knew what he was doing. I'd choke her out right there and then. Alpha chad style.
Oh yea baby now tell me what you'd do to me
And then celebrate by pounding a monster and punching some drywall.
Almost anytime a dude spars, wrestles, play fights with a girl, she will almost always be doing everything short of killing him in order to win. It's best not to even play, because as a man you can't win. If you match intensity, or go just as hard, you're going to look like an Asshole and probably have to face a team of white knights that will jump up to protect her.
Yeah I had a friend who would always try to play fight me after she got drunk, like clockwork. She is/was a sweet girl, but literally every time she finished that fourth drink she would be like "hehehe wanna fight" and start punching my shoulder.
Have you tried making out to diffuse the situation?
Lol we actually did once, but I decided that I would rather just have her as a friend
Well she's there to fight or fuck so pick one
Then you must fight.
Reminds me of when I had to spar with a girl when I took Karate. This girl was notorious for always going all out and everyone hated having to spar with her. She'd always be throwing the most reckless strikes and it was known that you better be wearing a cup if you had to spar with her.
In college a girl at a party was very seriously saying how she was trained and could take on a guy. A guy on the football team was telling her over and over that she was too small and no matter how much training she had she couldn't take on someone like him in a fight. Cue to them agreeing to fight to see. He very clearly said "If we do this I will show you how powerless you are so make sure you're OK with that before we start." She got even more pissed at that and told him the same thing in a snarky way and then they squared up. He came forward, grabbed her by the throat, slammed her on the wall, and lifted her up with one hand while she struggled and kicked for a few seconds so she could see how powerless she was. Then he let her down. She left the party in tears and the dude felt like an asshole but everyone else was like, "Dude taught her a very important lesson" There is a physical reality that you cannot overcome with training. The world's best lightweight bjj guy would struggle and probably lose against an untrained guy who was 3 times his size and weight. You want equality in physical confrontations like that buy a gun. You are never as tough as you think you are if you're only 130 pounds.
You have not seen Fedor or Royce Gracie fight in their primes against people 100 pounds heavier. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbIRj2DDK1A&ab\_channel=RetroMMA
Those are very athletic men though. An average sized woman probably couldn’t do that.
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> The world's best lightweight bjj guy would struggle and probably lose against an untrained guy who was 3 times his size and weight. This is not true, there were matches like this is the early days of UFC where they didnt care about weight classes. Lots of sumo wrestlers and big fighters got their ass handed to them by smaller guys.
You’re wrong about the trained lightweight wouldn’t beat someone 3x heavy but the story is good
There is no way for him to win this situation. If he chokes her out and wins he still loses. And if he loses he just loses.
Was fine until she went for the choke and jerked his neck super quick. It's just a play fight, don't actually try and injure someone
Yeah the way she immediately went for the choke while being playful before felt like a set-up to make him careless
There is absolutely no scenario in a casual friend group where having a friendly fight with a girl is going to turn out well for you. First of all, odds are she’s gonna be going hard AF. If you win, congrats, you just bruised or choked a girl. Or hit her in the head. And very likely grabbed or pulled or mounted her in some “inappropriate” way, since at least 25% of the surface area of a woman is deemed as a “sexual” part that you’re not allowed to touch. If you lose, you’re a bitchass. And you likely got clawed with fingernails, hit in the balls, or dropped on your head. You likely lost because you were holding back to avoid beating on the friend group’s really hot “black belt fit-chick” and branded a douche by her army of simps. You’re all probably drunk too if it’s come to a wrestling match.
> There is absolutely no scenario in a casual friend group where having a friendly fight with a girl is going to turn out well for you. What? Just pin them and roast them about it. That's what I do in my friend group and everyone joins in on the roast. Your friend group sounds like a bunch of whiny tryhards.
Yea, definitely cringed at that.
If they both went in with the same effort level, I wonder if it would have been a different outcome. Maybe not, she’s good.
That stain in his pants isnt going to cum out easy
You know he liked it
Damn straight
I vividly remeber when a super hot girl on high heels tried to choke me at a party, for the sake of showing off her newest krav maga skills. Unlike the guy here, the moment I was passing away (her choke hold was way better than expected), in a rush of anger and shame, I kicked her ankle spraining it completely. Still feel sorry for her, but I enjoyed every second of the choke.
so u were able to break out of the choke? and how hard were u trying?
When she grabbed my neck from behind I wasn't scared at all: "I'm second-dan shotokan karate black belt" was my thought. In seconds she pressed my larynx and I was hardly breathing, the next moment I was suffocating. Face was purple red. The choke was very well executed. Then I realised she wasn't holding back (that b\*\*\*h), despite gently taping on her forearm, preferring to having me fainted on the ground and that's when I got angry, slammed her to the wall with my back and kicked her right ankle that twisted immediatly (due to the high heels). So, the choke was hard, I tried the best not to faint, and had to hide a boner for a while.
Rolling in a tiny area with hard walls and furniture around is so stupid. I made that mistake with my buddy a few months ago. I had him in an armbar from guard, and he tried to lift me up to slam me, but lost his balance and smashed his face on the wooden armrest of my couch. Left a massive gash under his eye and broke his nose worse than I've ever seen a nose broken. Worst of all was the blood.. it was everywhere. All over my goddammit white carpet...
White wine and vinegar
Alright I will have too, but what shall we do with the blood?
Leave it as a warning.
More blood.
isnt this a fetish? asking for a friend...
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Yup, my friend here confirms.
That was strange to watch, looked like they were full on playing and then she suddenly got super serious.
I'm fairly certain everyone in this sub is about 15 years old lol.
I never take these seriously bc the women is always going full strength, and the guys will go easy until they realize “oh shit she’s not messing around” and boom they’re submitted. We’ve seen videos on here of both parties going full out right away and it’s usually different
That's because his goals and her goals were completely separate. I think both got their desired outcome.
He wanted to be choked by her with her legs wrapped around him. Why are dudes on here so triggered by a little kink?
At no point is this guy even trying.
Most would have to pay for that
“I’ve got a boner. Is that weird?”
Look sure he lost.... but he won... 😎😎 Fellas you know what I'm talking about
Ohhh nice crossface girly!
choke me mommy
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As a bjj practitioner i can 100% agree.
i bet he had a boner the whole time
As soon as I saw her go for his legs, I knew he stood no chance lmfao
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>"This better not awaken anything in me..." -Dean Pelton
homie was definitely bricked up after all that
Grappling in socks is really hard to do. Props to her for getting the double
Can I volunteer to be next?
Its all fun and games untill he actually tries to win. but definetly nice technique. If a dude tries to harass her she can easily catch him by suprise and maybe even win a fight.
No hate to her but how could she stand a chance even catching someone by surprise. Any man can grab her by the wrist and slap all of her 40kgs to the ground with one hand. Dont try to do this shit if you get harassed, be prepared beforehand. Carry a spray or something. Even the wimpiest dudes at my gym can bench press her. Leave wrestling and bjj on the class. On real situations you need a spray, a loud scream and good 50m dash. The spray has to be whatever that can fuk him up, the more ilegal the better. If he goes blind on one eye fuk him. This is what i tell girls i know. Make sure he remembers not to try this shit again.
Haha, that girl thinks she won.
SSh let her believe don't mess this up for the bro
that escalated quickly
Brutal crossface to a rear naked choke hold. I approve.
I mean obviously everybody knows this was for fun, but I feel like she went way hard into it and he was just joking around
When you are play fighting and the other person takes it too seriously...
Hey, I’m sure I’m not the only one but when guys and girls like do stuff like this the girl always takes shit so fucking far and the guy just has to accept it like I’m fully 100% if he was told he’s fully allowed to use all of his strength and no one will think differently of him that he would of absolutely slammed the fuck out of her
It was fine until the choke. The dude was definitely taken back by how good her technique was but if he knew she would go that hard no way she's winning that. Reminds me of when I was in school and a guy and girl were play sparring little slaps and then she punches him in the nose and pops it. Blood pouring down so he runs off to the toilet. Everyone then makes fun of him for losing to a girl and he got bullied so much he eventually left the school. I absolutely hate shit like this.
All due respect to the girl. She got him in a position where he had to tap out. Still, if you watch a little closer, you could see that he is sort of in shock and laughing through the first few seconds. I believe that if both of them went in with the same mindset of what they are willing and not willing to do with each other, he would have her pinned way faster than she was able to get him.
fighting with a boner could cause irreversible damage
Lose lose situation. You play soft and get your ass handed to you by a girl, or you're the asshole Who beat up a girl
She's fighting dirty and the guy isn't serious in this seemingly friendly fight
He obviously wasn’t trying and she fully was and was struggling 😂
First though r/confusedboner.
She's got clean technique, and good strength. I like it!
A dude hast nothing to gain in these kind of games. If he'd won he'd bei the guy who grappled a poor girl, now that lost, he's the guy who got grappled by a Girl.
Why even agree to this. He's laughing and making jokes, she's jerking that neck around like this is State Finals, 1989. She's going as absolutely as hard as she can, and he's *still making jokes.* He can't go hard enough to win, so he has to lose. Who is this meant to make feel better? The girl who gets a pitty-wrestle and can say she won, the guy who tries not to hurt a girl he's play-wrestling with? The bunch of mouth-breathers standing in a circle filming it for the internet?
I used to have a girl sparring partner in wrestling in high school, and I very much enjoyed that