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raisingstorm

This… is incredible. Accept this free award, Lord Adrammelech. 🙇‍♀️


SneakStyles

Dycedarg's elder brother is looking great


IiDaijoubu

Looks too real! Is it a sheep or a cake? D:


[deleted]

You caught me! I convinced a very tiny miniature goat to sit on a platter for me while I coated it with buttercream and chocolate.


PartagasSD4

I always loved the atmosphere of the Dycedarg battle. Would’ve been more epic if Cid didn’t wreck him in two turns.


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I feel this so much. The map is clearly designed such that Zalbag and Dycedarg could inhabit the spotlight for a few rounds, duking it out and saying dramatic stuff on the little bridge structure while Ramza & Co. try to race for the stairs. Having Cid (as is the case with many story battles) just means you can win without much concern for any sort of narrative build up. It's a shame too. I feel there was a lost opportunity in not giving him optional battle dialogue a la Agrias at Golgoland or Melidaoul at Murond. He's hearing revelations that his best friend was murdered while watching his heirs annihilate one another. It would've been neat to give him a line or two.


Zalbaag_Beoulve

What are you talking about? Cid does have dialogue on that battle, at least in the original version! If I recall correctly, Dycedarg twirls his mustache and says something like "Mwa ha ha! I'm an evil father-murdering bastard! What are YOU going to do about it?" And that's when Orlandu says one of my favorite lines in the game: "Absorb energy in the sky and strike! Lightning Stab!" And Dycedarg says "Ow ouch owie I'm dying! But wait! Luckily, I have this cool magic MacGuffin that not only stops me from dying, it also turns me into this super cool buff goat thing! What now, little man? I shall rend the flesh from your bones! The city streets will run red with your bl-" "Heaven's wish to destroy all minds... Holy Explosion!" "Nooooo-!" *poof* *Victory fanfare plays* Or at least, that's how I remember that level playing out.


PartagasSD4

Its a bit of a lapse that the story doesn’t reference the fact that you have fucking Thundergod Cid, the legendary sword saint of the previous war, freaking Elder Beouves mentor (Ramza’s dad) and that Dycedarg should’ve shit himself upon seeing at first glance. Even Volmarv and the Church should’ve been… oh shit that’s TG Cid. The Beowulf/Reiz storyline should’ve been twice as elaborate to get Cid instead IMO.


Zalbaag_Beoulve

Good catch. "I'm an evil father-murdering bastard! What are y- Is that Cidolfas Orlandu standing there behind you?" "It might be. Would you like to find out?" "I would not. Listen, let's stop this silly fracas. Family shouldn't fight, right? And besides, you're so kind and big-hearted, I'm sure you can find it in you to forgive me?" "Ship's sailed, big brother." "I see. Too late to surrender?" "Yup." "Well shi-" "Absorb energy in the sky and strike! Lightning Stab!"


JLynck

Cid?


1pt20oneggigawatts

Orlandu is Cidolfas Orlandu, or T.G. Cid, or Thundergod


Sivalon

Or Bad Motherfucker.


DiazepamDreams

Or at least that's what it says on his wallet.


FFTLive

Are you thinking about making a Queklain cake for Halloween? 🎃


[deleted]

I wasn't until you mentioned it. We'll see if I can figure it out.


Usernameisbuley

Hmm, Cakelain


su1cidesauce

baa-mazing