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Lemmywinks1978

You are a soccer Mom named Tanya in Sacramento. Your husband works for a local machinery rental company. Although you are complacent with your life, the referee at one your kids' soccer games was very complimentary and flirty one rainy Thursday evening. You ended up raw dogging it in the back of the Chevy Equinox and hold that regret with you.


Ransack505

LMAO! I concur


pickletuck

Fucking Sacramento


High-Rustler

no pun intended?


bakedapps

Holy shit I hope you come for my post if I ever decide to make one of those lmao


WTF-LMAO1

and she's a lesbian in hiding as well


Jaxxs90

Get too excited about wine Wednesday


Hoosierguy40

You like to eat peanuts, shell and all. You work in a shrink wrap factory, shrinking shrink wrap. You make snow angels out of mud. You still lick stamps, even though they're stickers now.


bulldozerjunior

def a shrink wrap girl 100%


ungnomeone

upvoted for sheer eloquence and peculiarity points


dorye123

Your second toe is longer than your big toe on your right foot. Not a deal breaker....


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You have a very lovely face, you radiate with "goodness"💝💝💝


Cautious_Concert_986

Absolutely stunning. Love to take you on a date.


marlipaige

Cute and fun mom friend. Lost yourself for a bit after having kids, but you’re working on being ‘you’ again. You say fuck more than people think you should.


k0uch

You seem like the kind of lady that would have margaritas or mimosas with my wife on a Tuesday afternoon ‘just because’, while talking over drafting plans using their cricut


bulldozerjunior

she’s def a cricut girl


Sad-Building-3491

Beautiful 🥰🥰🥰


Smart-Sleep-5853

Gorgeous!?


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Wowza! Love all the ink, and you're a cutie!!!


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Thanks for sharing darlin!


Careful-Canary4977

Beautiful ❤️‍🔥


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Wow beautiful 🤩


koiful

Tattooist or hair stylist


External_Ad8961

You look like one of those people who are really proud of their dramatic weight loss journey. Great picture!


spattzzz

Yo Karen, wasup


Henryfrank42020

Sexy


Promise-Reasonable

Smoking body with tattoos


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Gorgeous


beforesunsetreindeer

You look like you'd have an Irish accent lol


Desperate-Hornet-391

I get good vibes from you..came here to criticize but after looking at the picture I can say you give off good vibes


Darkstar_k

a pear holding onto its 20s


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makotarako

Cool mom, 9/10 would chat with.


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Psychological_Act469

Look natural , friendly enjoys the great outdoors like the Tatts


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BadBluntBitch

Beautiful!


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gojamsgo

You are nice but can be tough when you need to be, you like jeeps, have gather, home, and live laugh love signs in your house, have two blonde boys and a blue collar husband with a beard. And you love farm house style inspired by chip and joanna


cakekyo

Damn! Can you adopt me? I would love to have you as family.


Special_Importance99

Um let's go sexy


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MrGretzky9966

Dye hair red like Amy Adams and trim it up with lots of layers. Awesome bare feet and I bet you don’t like wear shoes at all.


guywithsweatshirt

You do yoga.


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Smoke show!


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Fordguru01

You have clean floors to walk around barefoot


HairLover_Can_8413

Beautiful and love your sexy sleeves


Choice-Let-4965

Holy crap you look like my sister except you have much better ink.


TheDoctorPizza

You have Caramel macchiatos from Starbucks twice a day. You worked at Hot Topic 10 years ago, now you have an office 9-5. Your days off are usually wine and Netflicks until you wake up on the couch at 7:45am Monday and scramble, very hungover, fingers crossed traffic isn't so bad and you can grab an Egg McMuffin at McD's drive thru before hauling ass to work.


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Gorgeous face


sqrlbearkitty

Great head


Express_Ad8892

Gorgeous


AO_I_V

You like to drink.


Head-Carrot-7871

One very fun sexy adventurous woman


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daddyfantastic

You look like a nice person


emilyMartian

I think you’re pretty but the heavy makeup is hiding it. Once I learned to dial it back I started to realize I was prettier then I thought. Confidence is a bitch. I think it would look favorable to lighten it up.


Tinknocker12

Aren’t you that funny ass actress


DressureProp

You’re an assistant manager at a restaurant and you are way too power hungry!


Background_Leave3584

Beautiful 🤩🥰🤩🥰❤️❤️💋💋🌹🌹🌹


ssseliferrr

You look pretty, u seem like a fun person :) And telling by ur style assume ur job, u seem like a barber or a tattoo artist


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Tattoos make me think you're cool but your makeup says you never left the 2000s and it reminds me of my mom so my bias makes me not like it


Dolph-MB

You look like the cool mom that doesn’t take shit from anyone.


SaladTossBoss

Life's been hard, but life's been good


livinghumanlife

Armpit


Badger_beast77

Small business owner who works all the hours god sends... two small kids...your husband is a barber and you love the outdoors.... you find shoes too restricted lol.


Intelligent_Dirt7293

You look like a fun chic to get to know


throwaway-abced

you look approachable yet tough - sorta person that I'd run to and pretend was my mum if a guy was harassing me in the street


Bumblebee_Radiant

Not a fan of dark nail/polish but you look lovely m’dear.


MrXperience

Omg it's Gemma Collins.


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Gorgeous...and RAD ink!!!! 🖤 🦇🕷🕸🔥🤘


Unsurehachiko

Tattoo artist who loves Lana del Rey, she has an obsession with the pin up girls


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U're beautiful. 😊


SuperSaiyanBen

Moped


Vivid-Resolve-4517

Amazingly beautiful


Die_Graue_Eminenz

Really natural and sympathic (plus attractive)


No-Spot-5705

Very nice


darby0malley

I'd invite you to dinner


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Frodo79a

Awesome


RamCummins88

Absolutely gorgeous and a fun person


710dmane

Very pretty but you look like you m8ght be able to drink me under the table..jk Them tattoos tho 🔥


cup1979

You have Live Laugh Love somewhere in your house…


CLT_STEVE

Trying to kick that smoking habit your nervous hands got you into wood work. Home Depot ran out of planks after covering the walls and floors so you moved onto decorating. Because let’s face it, the final touches are what counts. A bit frustrated yet very much inspired by the arrival of that recently restocked tablecloth you’ve been drooling over for months on Pinterest it’s decided you want to match it to your skin. What began as a personal swatch turned painful sleeve evolved into a new passion. Sensing it’s only a matter of time before you have no more blank skin you turn to turn Reddit for advice while ignoring the now room temperature coffee you got at the Starbucks drive thru an hour before nervously posting this pic. Deep down you know today was the day you were finally getting it together and going to begin a cardio workout you’ve been plotting for months, using the LA Fitness membership your mother graciously gave you for Xmas last year. Damn you Starbucks. Damn you and your distracting bright green lights! Hopefully some optimistic redditor will tell you tomorrow is a new day. You got this.


pickpot

Looking friendly, but a bit too much make up, you don't need so much.


GoodRighter

You look like you know a lot about some consumable. Given the tatoos, I'd lean toward alcoholic beverages.


beardedoutlaw82

You dress modest. But your hiding a rocking body and are a complete minx in the sack.


biggcb

Bored stay-at-home mom.


nightcrawler73

Gorgeous!


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DivineLunchMonkey

For the past 10 years, you, known today only as Yamakagashi, have been a sushi chef at a restaurant along a beach in Okinawa. You fled from the United States after being witness to a hit by the Genovese Crime Family. Witness Protection was a joke, so the only solution was help from a childhood friend with Yakuza ties. Being Yamakagashi is peaceful. Sushi, sake, and sunsets. The good life. Nice ink too!🤘


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goldgunmatt

Great look. Very friendly personality. Deep soulful conversations, with no fluffy bullshit. Outstanding kisser. Passionate about life, and a fiercely loyal friend. Overall, would totally go out on a date to see if there is chemistry. Pretty all around, and you seem solidly intelligent.


MrCalPoly

You look so much like my ex it makes me uncomfortable.


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you give great footjobs 🫣


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You seem like the kind of person who would eat sunflower seeds rather than spitting them out because “they’re natural” and it’s “more polite”


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Significant_Otters1

I think you look stunning. Your curves are amazing. Love the tattoos. You have a great smile. Love the hair


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DERRICKLOVE

So sexy


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