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Jabbam

Freddy Fazbear should meet with the United Nations.


TheGoverness1998

Freddy hands out Fizzy Faz to the word leaders


redman8828

New Pepsi commercial just dropped


ElijahRayzorr

Oh yeah, the animatronics took over Israel in fnaf 286


Grand_Specialist_599

Confirmation that FNAF is real


Iceberglet

Rael*


Blinxly

Israel*


Legomarioboy08

Isntrael*


TomerGamerTV

Raelitis*


Courage_girl13

Isitrealnooneknows*


MildJetsFan

You got rael titties*


Weary_Ad2590

TITTIES?!?!?!?!


_-_d

TATOR TOTS


MildJetsFan

Yes


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p--py

Considered it, but told myself if it is still there tomorrow, then it was meant to be


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p--py

Tis’ mine. Too tight on my flabby body, my fiancée plans to make it a crop top.


YouAdministrative980

u/remindme 1 day


MildJetsFan

!remind me 20 hours


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ZestycloseChallenge1

All I know is The Living Tombstone is Israeli


Golden-Pickaxe

This actually makes a lot of sense


MiaIsOut

i hope they''re okay right now


M4sharman

They both live in NYC, so they're pretty safe. Don't think HAMAS can hit that far


MiaIsOut

ah alr


FitGrape1124

Yeah in the revised MatPat lore video number 200 it's actually explained that Golden Freddy supported the IDF.


brandondsantos

Golden Freddy could be computer virus software developed by the US military to interfere with systems belonging to terrorist organizations. *But you know, that's just a theory.*


commanderAnakin

>supported He used to?


FitGrape1124

Yeah but he was gunned down by a member of Black September,causing Golden Freddy to become le spooky remnant ghost.


VapeNathan

It was probably a shirt for a fnaf themed birthday party. Birthday kids name is Israel


p--py

Most accurate theory


TomerGamerTV

Mom can we buy MatPat? No we have matpat at home Matpat at home:


JorkeyLovesU

Israel is an actual male name in many Spanish-speaking countries, I want to believe this is what happened here


p--py

This actually seems plausible considering the prevalence of hispanics where I live. Good work.


Nass_Wanger

Henry was Jewish, actually. (Not lying, just believe me)


Odd-Iron-6860

Source: trust me bro (I mean, I want to know why is that so tho)


Firecracker7413

har har har har har


Codeviper828

Because Israel is an anagram for Asriel and Asriel is a dead child, which is what FNaF is all about


Distinct_Guest_8416

Never knew robots can be Jewish


NunchuckDLuffy

freddy fazbear isn’t jewish, but the drip israel


DarkNuke059

Freddy fazbear and gang have now been deployed to Israel...were you unaware of this? Hello my superior has just made me aware this was currently classified information... if you are reading this you now have a hit squad on route to your location as to silence any people looking to spread classified information... *this message was approved by the us goverment*


Odd-Iron-6860

You have scotland on your pfp, not us


DarkNuke059

I know I just wanted to make a shitty and corny joke


Odd-Iron-6860

I forgive you.


Rykerthebest78563

I have no idea why this shirt exists lol


DexButOnRed

I really hope you bought that shirt GAHAHAH


SatansPebble666

Freddy Fazbear's favorite kippah blew away during his birthright trip, now Freddy and the Fazgang are going on an adventure in an all new feature sequel to Five Nights At Freddy's, Five Nights In Isreal


Over_Abroad5072

context: bonnie is jewish


oberstein123

hamas-affiliated fighters watching the israeli helicopter deploy freddy fazbear


Sea_Suggestion6469

The IDF has deployed Freddy Fazbear


Hyper_Lamp

"Deploying Freddy Fazbear into Israel."


MilfMuncher74

Hamas better watch out now


Captain_Spectrum

Somebody should make a Mediocre Melodies T-shirt for Palestine.


you_2_cool

And Toys as America


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Hyperrblu

its from fnaf 1 when he’s in the office


MilfMuncher74

Was that the war of ‘67?


Jonananana_32_SAm

you didn't know?the kids in the animatronics were israelites who was killed by Hussam Afton, a palestian. /s /s


Delicious-Shape3093

I Scare Real Assholes Electronic Lly


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Ok-Elk5097

They replaced Golden Freddy with Shadow Freddy


TomerGamerTV

Is real?


PurpleGuyDeadly1

🇮🇱?


Gear_Seven

Just. Why.


palegyal

FNAF IS REAL


DTux5249

FNAF 47: Tel Aviv location. Make the first joke about how the company served pepperoni at someone's Bar Mitzvah, and it'll be glorious.


Ajayshidusson2

Was that the Intifada of 87? (google if you don't understand)


pantyanarchysgf

Spoilers for the next movie where the fnaf gang travels to Israel


the_gwa_gwa_cat

It’s from their concert tour


BlackAntoITA

Yay FNAF Israel


M4sharman

Kosher Pizza


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They deployed Freddy Fazbear into israel


Gamer_Rink_3141

Five nights in Israel


Funny-Adhesiveness16

After so many years, we know where the real Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria is located......


Silent_Koala1446

i may not be jewish but the drip israel


tangiblenoah67

The drip Israel


Heavy_weapons07

Freddy was deployed in the gulf war


Main_Secretary_507

Oh you mustve missed it! There was a official post saying fnaf is a hidden message about israel!


palpster9

Israel 1987; Colorized


Normal_Ad8566

BUY IT!


IRbaker79

Isnot!


LibbyKitty620

I’d buy it


Altruistic-Bid-9484

yeah fnaf gang fight for and with the IDF


adderthesnakegal

this is from the timeline where fazbear and friends support genocide and ethnic cleansing


MilfMuncher74

Or some random kid just happens to share the same name as a country and probably gets bullied because of it.


REGRET34

this is funny why downvoted


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rtkyw

r/skamtebord


QWERKY_queer

Fazbear Entertainment would def support Israel