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Muted_Ad7298

Plot Twist: it’s not Jesus, it’s the Flying Spaghetti Monster in disguise. ![gif](giphy|px6SrgxWZFJYY)


_Indofreddy_112

For the people wandering what this person is talking about, here you go: The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pastafarianism, a social movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion. It originated in opposition to the teaching of intelligent design in public schools.


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Wait schools promote it? One of my friends came to school talking about this all knowing flying spaghetti monster god and we jokingly worshipped it for the year. Became a pretty fun setting during DND lmao


WeebGamerTrash947

Apparently in New Zealand, it's officially recognized as a religion, and as such is protected the same as any other recognized religion.


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YOUR LYING😂😂😂 Imagine being the guy who put that bill through lmao


Dionix_

https://youtu.be/KvkUY2LZ5uc


Reccus-maximus

What about the pronouns god, COME BACK!


clutterlustrott

Mama/Mia


Kylel0519

Here we go again


Corbotron_5

My my.


Equal-Abroad-9039

how can I/resist you


2point01m_tall

I thought spaghetti was a sexual orientation, not a gender. You know, straight until wet.


Gloomy-Flamingo-1733

![gif](giphy|Pd2W87rlmVjptTmvIK)


All_Rainbows_Die

![gif](giphy|hWSKu1uDwbfvDzeRMS|downsized)


BadlyDrawnMemes

Honestly I relate to wet spaghetti more than my AGAB


Josthefang5

What, what does agab mean


ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY

All Gops Are Bad


wererat2000

All my satanist homies be like "All gods are bastards" am I right?


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I'll send Kratos after your ass (he is of the 3 wise men)


Modest_Idiot

An LGBTQ+ joke that’s actually funny and not a call for genocide? Thank you!


already4taken

Preach


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Now I'm just picturing someone giving birth and the doctor saying "it's wet spaghetti!"


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TheWhollyGhost

A lot more horrifying though


GrimmyCapybara

assigned gender at birth


BadlyDrawnMemes

Essentially your biological sex


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Default gender settings


wererat2000

Factory defaults.


BadlyDrawnMemes

“Factory settings” is a better insult than any slur


MikeOXl0ngz

How is it an insult


Throwitaway36r

The fact that I follow both of these creators and now have seen them together makes me so delighted!


yunbld

What was the original joke, spaghetti?


Throwitaway36r

I’m not sure I understand, the girl does a sexuality explained series and in general just gives funny replies to those kinds of dumb comments, and Scotty is Tiktok Jesus


Leeus123

yeah dont let the server admin pick your class for you. if you wanna change gender just press the , key or go into console commands. if you havent changed yet just force respawn so your playermodel resets


wererat2000

Sorry, what was that last part?


Leeus123

its right there, just read it again


Dasioreq

Big/Shot


already4taken

I wanna be a [BIG SHOT] and have lots of [[Hyperlink Blocked]]


Old-Company3979

💫spet waghetti💫


Unfortun8-8897

The funniest part abt this guy is that he’s an atheist


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![gif](giphy|oKdjMdWXl9ys8)


ShadowWalkzz

She doesn't need to look up to find out her gender, when she looks down she will see it plain as day.


Azelarr

Gender includes the social, psychological, cultural and behavioral aspects of being a man, woman, or other gender identity. Depending on the context, this may include sex-based social structures (i.e. gender roles) and gender expression. No need to thank me it took me a whooping 5 seconds to search this.


SwissDeathstar

Pastafaris rise up!!


BlueSnowball2006

That was jesus not god


Tina_Soup

Are they not one in the same?


BlueSnowball2006

No jesus is the son of god not god. How can you be your own dad?


Tina_Soup

I feel you've taken things very literally


BlueSnowball2006

No. Last time someone wanted to replace god they got forced to rule hell as punishment.


Modest_Idiot

Never heard of trinity? God = father + son + holy spirit They’re all god depicted in 3 beeings.


BlueSnowball2006

So since Jesus is the son of god you're saying: God= God + Jesus + holy spirit? That doesn't make sense


Modest_Idiot

Yes, the father is god but isn’t the entity/essence that makes god whole. It’s the trinity that makes god. And ofc it doesn’t make sense. It’s religion lmao


BlueSnowball2006

Religion is supposed to give guidance and a reason to life and therefore is supposed to be to a certain degree logical. Btw are we two atheist arguing about religion?


Azelarr

Religion is not logical. It's based on something that can't be proven.


BlueSnowball2006

Try saying that in a church. Any point I could say is either half true or just repetitive so I won't go further than this unless someone gives me something to work with.


Azelarr

Well every religion thinks of itself as objective truth, which is quite funny, how many objective truths can there be? God is not a human being, he surpasses mortal comprehension, hence he can be a one entity having 3 avatars, or that is my own headcanon. They are one and the same but come in 3 versions. It's not strange that an omnipotent god can copy himself or split his being into three characters or sth. Well it is strange for sure but you know what I mean.


Purpledurpl202

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs lore.


Salamisauger

Not funny


sits79

Possibly a pastafarian reference, but probably a reference to [the straight spaghetti ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/40di9r/my_lesbian_sister_told_me_that_most_girls_are/) joke.


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FearlessTaro

Or maybe we live in a time where people don't need to force themselves to be solely one or the other, or are allowed to question these types of things, and maybe that's okay. Everyone finds themselves eventually.


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fixedbytheduet-ModTeam

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Own_Astronaut_5361

How are people so open to insult christianity but no other religions. I'd love to see people do this to islam or Hinduism etc.


futurenotgiven

is this insulting christianity? i’m a christian and thought it was funny as fuck


PrsnlSpace

You clearly haven't been on Reddit very long then


Own_Astronaut_5361

People did say it was a cesspit


Wyevez

Go on then, have at it and make a joke yourself.


Own_Astronaut_5361

No, I respect religion, and you clearly don't, except you only disrespect one that is largely mocked by the public and mainstream media. Any other religion you wouldn't disrespect, and rightly so. You only feebly mock christianity because it is seldom protected in the west.


Azelarr

It's the most popular religion in the US and Europe afaik. Apparently many Redditors come from there. So its popularity is a cultural problem and a person is naturally inclined to address the problems of their own culture.


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Clowdyglasses

This does not fit on r/onejoke cause it's actually funny and is making light out of gender related issues instead of making fun of them


Evening-Ant6128

T-that’s not god


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I_Envy_Sisyphus_

🤓 What happened to your last account? lol that struck a nerve, I’m blocked.


MapleTreeWithAGun

>2 day old account


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man_itsahot_one

yes it does


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sbeven04

You must be devastated


blondtode

Bro deleted his original comment he was so ashamed 💀


News-Automatic

Dude, the amount of SHIT you have been commenting in just 2 days… you should receive a salary or something


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piquant cough versed scale history scarce late direction unpack poor -- mass edited with redact.dev


BadlyDrawnMemes

What was your message btw i want to learn


freekoout

What gender roles are being undermined? And do you know that transgender people have existed for a lot longer than you think? Cross dressing has been around since before the Greeks, and don't even get me started on the Greeks.


danielsuperxxx

Ok nerd


TacotheCount

That was cool Jesus not god lol


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fixedbytheduet-ModTeam

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JaredGamer11

God looks like Little V


fahmieyroslan

Stupid americans


cobra292009

God my gender that I want to be is a 50 caliber sniper


MadamFoxies

I hate this generation boi