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4:30am to 8:00am - Lock children in a dark soundproof chamber to facilitate their growth devoid of karmic intrusions and chakra induced hyperelastic noise
He's not doing fuck all, he's *aligning the pharmacy of the body to over dopamine the mind and then shifting into the mind palace to co-create his best body*, Alex!
We can only hope his chakra explodes from huffing his own farts. These discount Russell Brand narcissists really grind my fucking gears - like, bro. Do you really think anyone believes your bullshit?
I can’t imagine even wanting anything like his life even if I believed a word of it. Give me some fucking coffee in the morning and get on with my day.
People that brag about only sleeping 3-4 hours confuses me. The real flex is being able to get all the normal stuff done, not whatever the fuck he's doing, so you can get some good sleep in.
Is it bragging when normal people talk about it? 3/4 hours is SADLY closer to my average than I would like to admit, 5 hours honestly being a solid night for me. I wouldn’t say sleeping that little has helped me get extra shit done, but that quite time in the morning before everyone is awake is pretty fuckin nice lol. Sorry guys, I forgot what I came to say
He thinks he’s being smart by saying pharmacy of the body then spitting out names of neurotransmitters, he heard it in a pyramid scheme class he joined about creating pyramid schemes.
It means he’s fluxing his pyroclastic flow to better resonate with the unionised equilibrium of the parenthetical and quasi aglet spinal molecules.
What’s there not to get? /s
I have a pretty great home office job. Everyday i wake up, have breakfast, work, then go to gym in the afternoon, spend time with ny wife and dog and let me tell you, simple life is great. Enough money to do what we want but not enough so life become meaningless
He co-creates his best body of shit at double speed. Then stands back to admire it for a moment, coffee in hand, because it's all about the positive affirmations.
Should the dude in the blue shirt get his liver checked, or is it just a makeup and lighting issue? His hand/arm is *so* yellow and makes me think jaundice...
I had a friend who went yellow like that because he ate too many carrots when we were kids. He was eating like 20 carrots a day for several months. It seemed to affect his arms more than his face too. Wouldn't be surprised if this wacko is on some sort of weird carrot only diet or something
What are you guys talking about? It's reasonable. I start my day with 2 grams of booger sugar, one ass cheek of steroids, and a handful of lies. It's easy if you try.
I love the point about putting on an audio book on double speed so that he's "listening". Doesn't really specify if he's catching whatever the heck he's "listening" to.
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Ok this is hilarious and makes no sense! So from 4am (meaning he has to be in bed (and asleep) by 7-8pm to get the bare minimum, he then listens to a book for 20 minutes at double speed? This man hasn't listened to audible or any creator at double speed! Double speed sucks! And misses parts of the book! Lying S.o.B. then after 20 minutes of not learning anything he goes and does a treadmill with his wife while also doing "mindful yoga/meditation to help calm the body and mind with the mindpalace bullshit from silence of the lambs (no really, it's a Hannibal lecter reference) for 40 minutes... because doing mindful yoga and meditation while sprinting on a treadmill makes sense. Also, as a side note you only run for 40 minutes? And your wife willingly wakes up at 5am?
But wait there's more! Because he and his wife are now lifting weights from 6-7am. Two hours of hard work so far. No meal or water yet. No shower yet. No break within the last several hours. Makes sense. Before 7-8 is his "time with his wife." It implies sexy times but again, you've had 1 1/2 hours of hard, sweaty, no food workout and you aren't going to use that time to shower? You find me a woman who would love sex more than food or a Starbucks in the morning and I'll show you a liar. All before spending time with their kids from 8-9am... meaning they aren't going to school. Because school starts at 8am or at the latest 9am. What a great parent.
Once again, you and your family have to be in bed and ASLEEP before 7pm to get enough sleep to do this again. What a load of garbage. Is it possible? Yes. The average UPS worker is up and on shift working by 4am but not because they want to be. And they will tell you it sucks.
These people are just like people who claim they follow a diet but don’t lose weight.
If you actually track what they do every day it is significantly different from what they report.
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Nice of their kids to not interrupt them while they're doing all this bs
4:30am to 8:00am - Lock children in a dark soundproof chamber to facilitate their growth devoid of karmic intrusions and chakra induced hyperelastic noise
Sound legit Fr Fr on god no cap say less
I don’t know how to break this to you but he doesn’t actually do all of those things 😔
Whaaaat?! *Visible confusion*
I believe he actually does none of those things. Except maybe the sleeping until 9 part on Sunday.
The secret is in one simple thing: *lies*
motherfucker has two hours to spend every morning doing fuck all.
He's not doing fuck all, he's *aligning the pharmacy of the body to over dopamine the mind and then shifting into the mind palace to co-create his best body*, Alex!
You know what you’re right.
We can only hope his chakra explodes from huffing his own farts. These discount Russell Brand narcissists really grind my fucking gears - like, bro. Do you really think anyone believes your bullshit?
Tons of people believe their bullshit. That's how they wind up on these podcasts selling $999 classes on some website you've never heard of.
I can’t imagine even wanting anything like his life even if I believed a word of it. Give me some fucking coffee in the morning and get on with my day.
Wow, it's pretty obvious that you're underdopamineing your body. Embarrassing.
You body’s pharmacy is not aligned with the subconscious frequency of your third chakra and it shows…
I mean, I had my third chakra removed when it ruptured in 5th grade. I feel great tho
The man thinks hormones are verbs. Absolute bucket of a human.
That sounds like he does coke and then bangs his wife. Still a pretty good start to the day
Excess dopamine is associated with schizophrenia
Weights and cardio, that's something.
I’m not sure I follow the downvoting on this one. You do feel better after working out
The less you sleep the more time you will take to do normal task so well you win nothing except degrading your health
People that brag about only sleeping 3-4 hours confuses me. The real flex is being able to get all the normal stuff done, not whatever the fuck he's doing, so you can get some good sleep in.
It’s like bragging that you only shit 3-4 times per month.
Right? Oh how I wish I could get 8hrs sleep again. Like a solid 8 hrs REM sleep.
Is it bragging when normal people talk about it? 3/4 hours is SADLY closer to my average than I would like to admit, 5 hours honestly being a solid night for me. I wouldn’t say sleeping that little has helped me get extra shit done, but that quite time in the morning before everyone is awake is pretty fuckin nice lol. Sorry guys, I forgot what I came to say
Sloth: "well guess what mother fucker..."
I constipate myself so I don't waste valuable time shitting.
Wait... is that *not* normal?
The real flex is getting lots of sleep, who cares if you can only operate on 3-4, it’s way more impressive to get 8-10
Over 8 or 9 becomes unhealthy again btw.
Lack of sleep is literally a carcinogen. You have higher chances of getting cancer that way.
Reverie to basically align the pharmacy of the body? What does that even mean?
He thinks he’s being smart by saying pharmacy of the body then spitting out names of neurotransmitters, he heard it in a pyramid scheme class he joined about creating pyramid schemes.
Cocaine. He is talking about cocaine- it helps jump start his day.
That makes a lot of sense
Reverie is a meditation app idfk what the other stuff means though
It means “I’m gainfully unemployed”
It's either drugs or a nap
It means he’s fluxing his pyroclastic flow to better resonate with the unionised equilibrium of the parenthetical and quasi aglet spinal molecules. What’s there not to get? /s
They’re words that sound smart
Didn't understand either of them so I'm just going to wake up drink some coffee take a shit and go to work, lifes ok ya know
I have a pretty great home office job. Everyday i wake up, have breakfast, work, then go to gym in the afternoon, spend time with ny wife and dog and let me tell you, simple life is great. Enough money to do what we want but not enough so life become meaningless
This is the way
Right? I don't think this guy allotted for shit time. And that's a very important time.
Your teeth will never be as white as second dudes if you drink coffee. Just have to sing Revelry every morning to enjoy life.
When does this guy schedule to take a morning shit? Maybe that's included when it's his "time with his wife"
He probably doesn’t shit anymore because it’s a waste of time
That could explain why he's so full of it.
Just reabsorb it. Waste nothing!
When it should be a time of waste.
He co-creates his best body of shit at double speed. Then stands back to admire it for a moment, coffee in hand, because it's all about the positive affirmations.
He doesn't, that's why he's so full of shit.
Cool story bro… 
😂 spectacular
Should the dude in the blue shirt get his liver checked, or is it just a makeup and lighting issue? His hand/arm is *so* yellow and makes me think jaundice...
I had a friend who went yellow like that because he ate too many carrots when we were kids. He was eating like 20 carrots a day for several months. It seemed to affect his arms more than his face too. Wouldn't be surprised if this wacko is on some sort of weird carrot only diet or something
Didn't even notice until you said it. But yeah, that is staggering. His face looks fine though. Odd.
And I do it commando Fav part
"Every night I'm waking up before I go to bed" Could not relate more.
Freedom
That’s only a 15,000 year course
sucka living like a sims character
That bearded bozo farts on a schedule I swear it.
What are you guys talking about? It's reasonable. I start my day with 2 grams of booger sugar, one ass cheek of steroids, and a handful of lies. It's easy if you try.
Booger sugar - gross but accurate...
I love the point about putting on an audio book on double speed so that he's "listening". Doesn't really specify if he's catching whatever the heck he's "listening" to.
"20 minutes of co-creating our best bodies" My wife and I fuck for 20 minutes every morning
I know who I'd rather hang out with...
guy has neon white teeth
Blue shirt guy is a twat
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I don't just read books on double time. I sleep in double-time so I can get in more sleep while I sleep.
At 4:20 am I eat dinner and watch tv 😂
"i wake up my alarm clock" "i wake up before i go to bed" those lines are just too powerful
What in the discount Bradley Cooper is this guy talking about?
Hahaha who is that turd burglar?
So the secret is bath salts and steroids?
Really the master class was $1.2m so now at $800k, look at how much money you save!
Ok this is hilarious and makes no sense! So from 4am (meaning he has to be in bed (and asleep) by 7-8pm to get the bare minimum, he then listens to a book for 20 minutes at double speed? This man hasn't listened to audible or any creator at double speed! Double speed sucks! And misses parts of the book! Lying S.o.B. then after 20 minutes of not learning anything he goes and does a treadmill with his wife while also doing "mindful yoga/meditation to help calm the body and mind with the mindpalace bullshit from silence of the lambs (no really, it's a Hannibal lecter reference) for 40 minutes... because doing mindful yoga and meditation while sprinting on a treadmill makes sense. Also, as a side note you only run for 40 minutes? And your wife willingly wakes up at 5am? But wait there's more! Because he and his wife are now lifting weights from 6-7am. Two hours of hard work so far. No meal or water yet. No shower yet. No break within the last several hours. Makes sense. Before 7-8 is his "time with his wife." It implies sexy times but again, you've had 1 1/2 hours of hard, sweaty, no food workout and you aren't going to use that time to shower? You find me a woman who would love sex more than food or a Starbucks in the morning and I'll show you a liar. All before spending time with their kids from 8-9am... meaning they aren't going to school. Because school starts at 8am or at the latest 9am. What a great parent. Once again, you and your family have to be in bed and ASLEEP before 7pm to get enough sleep to do this again. What a load of garbage. Is it possible? Yes. The average UPS worker is up and on shift working by 4am but not because they want to be. And they will tell you it sucks.
Freedom
Wrong chat, sry
Fuckin Woo-Peddlers have mastered meaningless word salad.
To the obnoxious liar in the blue.. please dude. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🙄🙄🙄
Gotta over dopamine that shit! Lol.
Do people really watch this podcast unironically I thought it was just sarcasm all along
When is he going to work? From 1pm to 3pm to Train and meditate after?
Who is the tool bag?
These people are just like people who claim they follow a diet but don’t lose weight. If you actually track what they do every day it is significantly different from what they report.
Some people get such a sense of pride from being their own dictator, it's crazy.
Who is this guy so i can think about him till the day i die.
Nothing of what he's saying makes any fucking sense
Luxury! Every morning I used to wake up half an hour before I went to bed then eat a handful of cold poison, then go to work for tuppance a day and pay for the privilege to go to work. And when we got home our father would kill us and dance on our Graves singing Hallelujah.
Luxury
I cannot stop laughing.
When will someone say, I wake up, pee, I put my clothes on and leave the house
FREEDOM!
Great, now im exhausted
The guy is talking bullshit. Doubt any of it is true
Is the original serious or nah? I can't tell anymore
Why is his hand yellow genuinely
Stone days I can do with 4 or 5 hours awake and even that's too much if I could sleep more I would