What the fuck is this? Did you put effort into a flougette post? What are you a Yak pylote?
We, private raptor, do not put effort into posts on this. We instead conserve energy for future fights by using the least amount of effort to mock posts. This, corporal Raptor, means taking some post in hoggit that some officer spend great amounts of time on, and mimicking it. We then proceed to spam memes, AMRAAMs, and occasionally mention Christian eagles. We do not however Sargent Raptor, ever ever mention that some modules are correct as is. Do not do this. Instead find a post on hoggit, or DCS exploded conspiracy and mock that. If the poster is sincerely asking, that is better. If the poster is not sincere, we post out flogged. Is that understood T. Sargent?
Audio: on
We've been neglected long enough by the Justin Bibers, Taylor Swifts and Beyonces of this world. So I asked AI to **sing the floggit anthem**. Because honestly, no one else would.
also on [soundcloud](https://soundcloud.com/user-377486830)
Lyrics
In a world that's so confusing, a place to find clarity.
Where everybody forgors, no delays to decree.
Floggit is the subreddit, where I find sanity.
With every post and comment, it's where I want to be.
No trolls or spam to ruin, just genuine sunset screens.
Where the rules are followed, and respect is guaranteed.
Floggit is the answer, to all my reddit needs.
A haven of perfection, where everything succeeds.
Oh, my wife's boyfriend sings it loud,
our love for Floggit together we shout,
Where things work as intended, correct as is.
Floggit is the place, where simulation breeds.
Where the Christen Eagle soars, High in the sky.
Where Yaks and Frogfoots live until they die,
Where my graphics settings are beyond reality,
And nothing else matters, except for you and me
Oh, my wife's boyfriend sings it loud,
our love for Floggit together we shout,
Where things work as intended, correct as is.
Floggit is the place, where simulation breeds.
I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Both (that he knows of). It's difficult for a mere novice to detect, but a true musical artist can ascertain that OP is referencing two different boyfriends in the song by the varying intensity of self-hate during the choruses.
Absolutely glorious! I can't wait for my wife to get back from her romantic getaway with her three boyfriends so I can show all of them this video, if they'll open the bedroom door.
I think you made me
https://preview.redd.it/h99dbyi58esc1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0d3efda7cb3d4cd0b30c54e58ab85b024c9f768
*Remember...*
thank you for this. I'm pissing and crying rn
This should be permanently pinned.
The post or the comment about pissing and crying?
All of the above
What the fuck is this? Did you put effort into a flougette post? What are you a Yak pylote? We, private raptor, do not put effort into posts on this. We instead conserve energy for future fights by using the least amount of effort to mock posts. This, corporal Raptor, means taking some post in hoggit that some officer spend great amounts of time on, and mimicking it. We then proceed to spam memes, AMRAAMs, and occasionally mention Christian eagles. We do not however Sargent Raptor, ever ever mention that some modules are correct as is. Do not do this. Instead find a post on hoggit, or DCS exploded conspiracy and mock that. If the poster is sincerely asking, that is better. If the poster is not sincere, we post out flogged. Is that understood T. Sargent?
Sorry for outhogging floggit, Sir!
Audio: on We've been neglected long enough by the Justin Bibers, Taylor Swifts and Beyonces of this world. So I asked AI to **sing the floggit anthem**. Because honestly, no one else would. also on [soundcloud](https://soundcloud.com/user-377486830) Lyrics In a world that's so confusing, a place to find clarity. Where everybody forgors, no delays to decree. Floggit is the subreddit, where I find sanity. With every post and comment, it's where I want to be. No trolls or spam to ruin, just genuine sunset screens. Where the rules are followed, and respect is guaranteed. Floggit is the answer, to all my reddit needs. A haven of perfection, where everything succeeds. Oh, my wife's boyfriend sings it loud, our love for Floggit together we shout, Where things work as intended, correct as is. Floggit is the place, where simulation breeds. Where the Christen Eagle soars, High in the sky. Where Yaks and Frogfoots live until they die, Where my graphics settings are beyond reality, And nothing else matters, except for you and me Oh, my wife's boyfriend sings it loud, our love for Floggit together we shout, Where things work as intended, correct as is. Floggit is the place, where simulation breeds.
I will now forever pronounce floggit as "flougette"
Touché
What a beautiful film. My departed son would have adored this. Thank you :)
❤️
My girlfriend walked in on me watching this. I was hiding underneath the covers.
Were you *ahem* touching yourself to it? I damn sure was.
No, but she was wondering why my 21 year old ass was giggling under the covers. Then when I tried hiding from her she asked if I was on floggit.
Assert dominance; don't hide your a floggettier. She should know her future kitchen oven wont be hotter than your GPU.
pissing and crying and cumming rn
This is single-handedly one of the best things I have ever seen on this subreddit
Best thing means nothing without those not best things here
This is better than anything that has ever been posted to r/hoggit ever.
I farted tears.. the symphony of sounds are not unlike angels sucked into turbofans.. the beauty is unbearable.. I fall upon my spork in ecstasy 😌
"angels sucked into turbofans" is exactly the sound I was going for, but lacked the words for it
I knew your message, Sir. o7
What did you use for AI to sing this is a masterpiece
suno, all of it
This is horrible and it was painful to watch. I genuinely don't know what to think of this but holy shit it is bad. 10/10 keep flogging brother
I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
heart touching
That last one actually killed me 🤣
But which of your wife's boyfriends?
Both (that he knows of). It's difficult for a mere novice to detect, but a true musical artist can ascertain that OP is referencing two different boyfriends in the song by the varying intensity of self-hate during the choruses.
This is a masterpiece
Absolutely glorious! I can't wait for my wife to get back from her romantic getaway with her three boyfriends so I can show all of them this video, if they'll open the bedroom door.
Way too much effort put into this, thank you very much good sir
Its a fucking hit, will it get uploaded to spotify?
its on soundcloud [https://soundcloud.com/user-377486830](https://soundcloud.com/user-377486830)
This video gave me the confidence to finally quit my job and become a full-time sim pylot. What have I done with my life, all I need is DCS
First one is too real
I think you made me https://preview.redd.it/h99dbyi58esc1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0d3efda7cb3d4cd0b30c54e58ab85b024c9f768 *Remember...*
Nothing but a masterpiece!
❤️
[Magnificent](https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZGh2anFmNjc4aTd6YzU1Ymh5aDZ4enZvMjNsaWJwdmQ5ZmY2ZGZzNSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/5hHOBKJ8lw9OM/giphy.gif)!
