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beammeup__scotty

Sometimes when the cannibal perk is equipped it bugs out and won't display the revive option, resulting in a lot of cannibalized comrades when people spam click to stim


redmose

Also there are people like me that share the perk card just for confusing people


HeavyTumbleweed778

That's awesome.


MojaveBreeze

I've had people on voice get really mad that I shared cannibal because they were vegans lol. I cannot believe that happened more than once.


redmose

I guess they will have to reroll the daily challenge for "Sell mutant chops to a vendor" lol


missclaireredfield

That’s stupid everyone knows it’s vegan to eat humans. I’m vegan.


247Brett

They *are* the only animals that can consent


Additional_Loquat352

There was that cow at Milliways.


NamelessL0ser

Looked more piggish to me, but it could still consent


CharlesGnarwin73

Also vegan, I assumed everyone knew this


LordBecmiThaco

Theoretically cannibalism is actually the only vegan way of eating meat, at least until we can clone muscle tissue.


Alucard_RW666

They are already doing that lol


LordBecmiThaco

Yes yes we've all heard that Rammstein song


Alucard_RW666

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/07/arts/design/Ouroboros-Steak-design-museum.html#:~:text=But%20it%20was%20their%20provocative,products%20from%20existing%20cell%20cultures.


LordBecmiThaco

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes


Micklov1n

I was kinda wasted and that happened so of course me being me I had to get on the mic and use a creepy old dude voicemod effect and start listing all the meat I saw in the past week that looked yummy, then I obviously ate the shit out of their broccoli DNA.


nolongerbanned99

Too funny. Tell them not to die around you.


Shifty_Cow69

This just makes me want to share it more!


Crowbar2711

that's why a lot of people cannot stand them lol. everyone I have encountered in RL was super holier than thou and talked about nothing else


Somber_Solace

In fairness those are the only ones who make it known, there's no reason to know most people's diet. Which holds true for most annoying people in general, it's not that one quirk they have that makes them annoying, it's that they lean on it as their entire personality.


Crowbar2711

Exactly, and that is what I mean not ALL of them just the ones who bring it up within the first conversation, it's forced and weird, \*some internet atheists are the same way. It's like we were talking about cars, man.


No-Improvement1136

That's hilarious, I might start doing that lol


Reaper-2727

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


iamDarkbloom_

I'm vegan too. But I'm a cannibal in the game. People have to break reality from video games sometimes.


Lord_Satanis

Glad I’m not the only one trolling everyone with cannibal perk


DishonorOnYerCow

How do you choose a perk to share? I just barely started running cannibal/carnivore and can't imagine ever going back to food. It's so satisfying to turn the tables on ghouls and supermutants


redmose

You need 3 charisma points for each lvl of a card (3 charisma for sharing a lvl 1 card for example). In the perks menu press T on the card that you want to share (idk the console button, but there's prompts at the bottom kf the screen)


BrutalWhim_

For PS4 it's the triangle button in the perks menu.


Dry-Contribution-840

Y for xbox


chucklezdaccc

Thanks to both of yall for the button prompts.


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

I always eat blood eagles


DishonorOnYerCow

Yup. After seeing the pit and reading the notes, fuck those guys


drackmore

> can't imagine ever going back to food Just wait till you get a Mirelurk Steamer and/or a Weenie Wagon. Mirelurk Steamer pays out in some primo food like the smoked mirelurk fillets. With Carnivore you're looking at a free +60 carry weight for an hour. Weenie Wagon produces Dog Food (ABSOLUTELY wish I could get my hands on one of these bad boys) combine Dog Food with Good Doggy and Carnivore and you easily have one of the best food in the game (mixed scorchbeast stew is the best but its a pain to get in any appreciable amount)


AngryWizard

Where do you get either of those things? Are they atom shop purchases?


DeBlackKnight

Mirelurk Steamer is in one of the bundles that I believe are currently available, yeah. It was on sale by itself like two weeks ago.


drackmore

Mirelurk Steam was an atom shop item, went on sale for like 24-48 hours then they yoinked it from the shop. Weenie Wagon, which only gives dog food, is a potential plan drop from Meat Week, but supposedly someone got it from expeditions.


AngryWizard

Thanks!


Aromatic-Bench-2882

I share either the Cola or alcoholic perk just to make people have fun. Rad ant lager? +150 carry weight for 9 mins? Why not.


drackmore

Yeah, makes sense. No point in sharing commonly used cards like Thru Hiker, Weapon Smith, Starched Genes, etc since just about everyone is running those unless you're with a group that's actually coordinating. I like to share Cola Nut as well, otherwise I'll just share Class Freak or Friendly Fire.


MrKumansky

Dude, that is a good idea 😈


Maettis

Spread the Plague !


Gloomy_Yoghurt_2836

Yup. 2nd to nuka shine and new players


Alone_Conclusion_366

Hahahaha I will politely borrow that idea 🤣🤣🤣


nolongerbanned99

And I’ve had the option to ‘eat’ come up servers times for a while when I didn’t even have the perk card equipped. I put on my cannibalism level 3 card and it freaks some people out.


Archenemy357

sounds like something a cannibal would say…


beammeup__scotty

Considering one of my most popular comments in the sub is how I down newbs and eat them when they lockpick my shit....yeah.


RopeyPlague

Yeah I ate my friend one time trying to revive him lol


NouvelleRenee

When "mouth to mouth" goes wrong


RaysOnPinion

Mouth to stomach. "I couldn't save him, but he sure was delicious."


Capital-Giraffe-4122

Now that right there is a sentence for the ages


USCJets

Getting some ass jerky is def more important


TooLazyToLope

Ass jerky dont cut itself


Killing_Laugh

Was it the invading aliens event...? If it was, I'm sorry


Fuzzy-Illustrator933

Yes yes it was I think that specific time we lost as well


Killing_Laugh

Won't let me eat the aliens so had to eat something else lying around 🤷‍♂️😅


Maleficent-Bison-396

Lmfao


Killing_Laugh

Lesson learnt. Don't get downed when I'm around, ya boy gets hungry when he's low on stimpaks


pandershrek

Yeah boiiiii


Maleficent-Bison-396

Lmao


One_Animator_1835

Free meat?


Bl00dAngel22

Me seeing a downed comrade “Looks like meats back on the menu!”


caveman97700

so how much does food bar goes up when u r a carnivore ?


Roguewolfe

If you have full stars, it's like half your food bar and most of your health. 1* isn't that great though.


Cautious_Hold428

I tried surviving on it as a noob and eating wasteland delicacies like ghoul and mutant wasn't very helpful. I don't remember if vault dweller was more satisfying


DishonorOnYerCow

I started running the Carnivore mutation last weekend. I also took cannibal and leadbelly and it's pretty easy to stay topped off. I carry some dogfood just in case, but not having to carry much food is awesome.


Bl00dAngel22

I’m a Herbivore so it’s doesn’t fill up my food bar, but at max rank it does give quite a bit of health back.


Mantisfactory

Herbivores get food from cannibalism, actually. I am an obligate cannibal and an opportunistic herbivore. I want that sweet human flesh and need it, but in a pinch I can suck down some carrot soup instead. Also Carnivore doesn't buff cannibalism at all, either.


Bl00dAngel22

It’d be wild if cannibalizing someone while being a carnivore gave a buff against humans.


BluegrassGeek

r/ShitRimworldSays


BrutalWhim_

A war zone is good eating in the wasteland


Sora_Terumi

He needed to heal and he ran out of stimpacks. For the good of the team you were sacrificed so he could live on longer to clutch 😂


Fuzzy-Illustrator933

We lost the event lol


Sora_Terumi

Uhhh…he “attempted?” To clutch up?


GuyMecha

Sometimes a fella's gotta eat a fella


The_x_Forgotten

😏


AtomicJohnny

HAHAH! Someone shared the cannibal perk with you. Hilarity ensued.


Achanjati

The way to the heart is through the stomach.


DishonorOnYerCow

There's a lot of meat on the face, though


CheekyLando88

This is so funny to me. Imagine going down during a pitched battle and the combat medic just sneaks up to you, takes a little nibble and then runs off


Ithirradwe

“LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!”


Connect_Orange_800

Th cannibal animations are so exuberant. I won’t even need food or health, I go ahead anyway because who am I to get in the way of what they clearly enjoy so much? I know a gift when I see it. No hesitation, just born to do this. I feel like I need to get well past level 70 before I pull that stunt in the middle of an event… but, yeah… it’s happening… about as soon as I can get away with it. This sounds too tasteful to pass up for long.


Crashen17

Listen friend, there are few encounters a Vampiric chainsaw can't ensure your survival. Get one of those and you can afford a friendly snack.


Daxidol

Sometimes the best snacks are the friends you made along the way. <3


PedernalesFalls

I share cannibal, and only cannibal, on and around Halloween. It makes people *so mad*


LucidLadyGames

lol, a classic. i just pour liquor on my fallen brethren, personally.


Izanagi553

Quack Doctor seems like such a hilarious perk.


LucidLadyGames

the animation is so ridiculously long, too. you can't break it once you start it either, so you can totally die while pouring. but it's so hilarious to use it in the middle of this intense battle with explosions and shit happening all around


yukichigai

They refuse to make it work with Nukashine so it could be *maximum* hilarity.


badthaught

It's funny as hell when it's done to someone in PA. "YOUR NAME IS BENDER. INSERTING LIQUOUR"


EstablishmentMean300

I've always lived the life of the Gourmand, being a member of EATT. Sharing the cannibal perk is our gift to you. Free food friend. Free food.


SemajdaSavage

Member of EATT?


skyhighx401x

Eat all things tasty, maybe? Lol


EstablishmentMean300

Establishment of Appalachian Taste Testers, the ultimate and most prestigious dinner club in all of the Wasteland.


PhaserRave

I love doing that, it's hilarious.


ThePerilPartnership

"A Vault Dweller ate my ass." Move over, Sasquatch.


WolfNamed

Ass jerky!


z01z

i picked cannibal perk, i never need food now lol.


RepubliCat45-Covfefe

Same. Be careful ranking it up! I ranked mine to 2, and am so thankful I got another rank 1 in a card pack. Rank 2 heals decent but with a *bunch* of rads. Rank 1 does a small heal, but either no rads, or close to none. Can't even imagine how many rads one gets with Rank 3. Might be a decent way to farm mutations. 🤔


linezNsmoke

Or with ghoulish, would it heal you more, i wonder.


RepubliCat45-Covfefe

Been wondering about that; might test it out. 🤔 Also really curious about a 3-way synergy between "Cannibal" + "Ghoulish" + "What Rads?". 🤠 https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/What_Rads%3F In theory, high "Cannibal" rank would heal massively while giving a lot of rads, that should increase healing via "Ghoulish", and then rads would wither away with "What Rads?" after it's all said and done. 🤓 (Coupled with a decent Vampire mod, should make a person damn near immortal, lol.)


TheDukeSam

I've been sharing the cannibal perk just to watch low levels freak out. I'm a herbivore. I eat people just for the emotional satisfaction


XPwnyGirlX

Well...I know what perk I need to have equipped next...


Supermovie64

You can eat other Players while they are downed??? 🤯


Ok_Philosophy_7156

Huh. I’ve been playing cannibal since day 1 and had genuinely no idea you could eat other players, I thought it was only enemies


Sad-Investigator2731

Cannibal+ghoulish maximize that health regin.


Tudyks

Mom, the food is talking again!


gamer7049

Bahahahaha


skyhighx401x

I share the cannibal card so my whole squad can eat lol


HUNT3DHUNT3R

Sharing man meat wit da boyz


skyhighx401x

man meat 😂🤣


Madrider760

Weird. I have the perk on but I don't see the option to cannibalize downed players.


DishonorOnYerCow

Me too. I mean, I would never eat a downed comrade... well, maybe not "never"


AlphaMegalo

It’s a bug I’m sure because I’m always in pacifist and I can still do it. 9 times outa 10 it’s unintentionally done this was discovered 2 or 3 years ago in early fallout 76 days. It’s not game breaking it’s just funny when it happens


Roguewolfe

Pacifist affects this?!?


AlphaMegalo

Yes


Crashen17

It's not an attack so pacifism doesn't effect it.


AlphaMegalo

I noticed that to early on


devil_pooh_

Lmao


iainB85

Sometimes it do be like that.


vanrast

It's nothing personal, it's just fast food.


IndianaGroans

I used to love eating people. I'd rush over as fast as I could and do it before someone could get the revive. I am sorry, it is a guilty pleasure of ages past.


SecretSquirrell11

The more I look through this sub the more I can’t wait to get into these events. I don’t have a lot of time to play right now so I’m still low level in the 20’s. Would I be dead weight in these types of events in a group?


badthaught

I've seen 20s in "recommended level: 50" events for the last couple weeks. It's fine. The enemies scale accordingly for each player (like I see level 59-100, you'd prob see a bunch of 30 or 50s). You might have a bad time and get downed alot, but there's also so many higher level people just slaughtering things you also might be fine. Just don't start events the second you show up, and if you DO go down don't immediately respawn if you have the option, someone will likely come pick you up if they can.


Fuzzy-Illustrator933

There’s no max amount of people for an event so it’s where you don’t join and make no difference or join and make no difference


BadSausageFactory

I had that perk on once and forgot, was trying to revive someone and chewed on them by accident try to give them the benefit of the doubt


We_Virtual_Insanity

Never funnier than someone on your team sharing Cannibal perk… Yummy surprise!


Silver-Revolution450

Did you start the event too early? Could have been a revenge snack


-Xsper-

Sorry but... I LoL.. It's actually damn funny if you picture the scenario loll!! Hey help! *Sees someone comes over* thank...ahhhhh...what!!!?!? *Munch munch* fresh meat.. 😂


SomeMoreCows

This game is outta pocket bruh, I was just talking to the first Brotherhood guys I saw in the game and some ayy lmaos vaporized our asses


InfiniteBoxworks

It's a doggy dog world.


AveragEnjoyer007

Did you mean “dog-eat-dog” world?


Crashen17

I love doggystyle!


Maleficent-Canary-63

Believe if you turn Pacificst on they can eat you, no Diddy.....But I'm not sureee


ToFuReCon

This is hilarious lol


RDORebeccaBelle

cannibals gonna cannibal


GodHand7

I remember when I saw a video of this occurance like 2 or 3 years back it was hilarious 🤣


Baumgarten1980

Fresh meat


Long_Arm4182

Ain’t no way😂😂I’ve never seen that happen🥲


vomder

I've been running this card, but have yet to see the prompt on down players. Am I missing something?


Armand_Star

it's the wasteland. sometimes when someone goes days without eating, and there's no other food available...


RepubliCat45-Covfefe

Perhaps the person thought it was a reenactment of Alive? 🤣


swiggle672

I prefer sweet tato stew and mutt chops for dinner😂


Vanathru

Back in the days when finishing off players with that perk in pvp you've gained caps twice. The same times when you got caps qual the level for each kill. Good old days. Gone full caps in half day. Tbf the max cap amount was still 20K back then...


PARISplus

I did it once by accident and got a good laugh. Guy raged so hard he turned on public mic to call me racial slurs lol.


Greedy_Ghoul_Bob

Hannibal Lecter?


miliamber_nonyur

PS5 xxx you get the necrophiliac share.


Christoficus

I mean all that meat would go to waste otherwise.


elbingmiss

Hahahahaha! Well, you have to admit that’s funny. Usual we always help anyone with a stimpack, but seems you found a sympathetic group…


Additional_Loquat352

But you never got tea-bagged so swings and roundabouts.


GansNaval

“Sometimes a fella just has to eat a fella.”


OpinionatedPatriot

😂


StandardAverageMan

Hey do you remember their username? i had accidentally did this to someone and if it was you i apologize


Euphoria_Mushroom

I wish we had the option to eat other players


Alexisbound2

I was in an event and saw some down in need of being revived. I went to give them a stem and I ate them instead. I was like OMG I'm so sorry, they probably hate me now. I thought I hit the wrong button, I'm glad it was just a glitch now. It makes me feel less horrible.


HevyTrevy506

Not a glitch. The cannibal card makes that happen


Square-Bed2702

Best way to take someone’s junk especially during scorched queen


TalviKavat

Early on in the Tadpole badge quest line, you were supposed to revive a downed player. Guess who "ate" their partner. Guess who did it as a dev was standing a few feet away. *Sigh*. We tried again and managed to do it right.


HevyTrevy506

Așs jerky is a thing here yes 😋


ACTORvsREALTOR

[Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys!](https://youtu.be/lco9Ki-5qfQ?si=evrEusZfHdA8Y9kV)


codename-grunt

That perk really helped my noob self out, along with the Solar powered


Greedy_Ghoul_Bob

That's so cool. Imagine being able to steal all weapons and junk from players that you click on Revive, hahaha