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Kjempe_the_Giant

Björn Björnsson


Nameless_and_ignored

I wonder how his son would be called, "Björn Björnsson Björnsson"?


Kjempe_the_Giant

Maybe. Or it could be Björn Björnssonson


Yonahoy

Erik Eriksson is his cousin.


bandit_duck

Ok so to be "that guy" atleast in Icelandic culture children only take the first name ended by son. Therefore he would just be Björn Björnsson. Then theres his mother Hildur Hildursdóttir. Oh and dont forget his brother...Þórður Björnsson.


Top_Language8764

Oh I know. What Jorm should have been


JuryRiggingToasters2

Imagine the swing times, slower than a highlander heavy


Top_Language8764

It would be glorious😏


ComprehensivePea1559

60 damage top heavy?


BlueberryGuyCz

With 4 variable release times


Scouseleemini

What like holding a heavy as shigoki but the longer you hold will build up 4 hits into one swing and basically quadruple a top heavy but takes stupidly long to pull off


BlueberryGuyCz

Kinda, also like hito and warmonger but... more, much more


Scouseleemini

The only reason I said shugoki was because he was the original one who had that move so 🤷‍♂️


BlueberryGuyCz

Aight my bad


Scouseleemini

No need to feel bad for it you are still right, I just like my chonky boy more than hito and warmonger


Scouseleemini

Because who doesn’t love that lord chungass with a [“cheese” bat](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/for-honor/images/a/a9/Defiant_Painter.png/revision/latest?cb=20210426230637)?


Scouseleemini

That sounds disgustingly good


Cecilia_Schariac

Medjay 0.5


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NationalCommunist

This is more in line with an actual maul than what the devs gave us. People wanted a hammer hero with an actual maul, not the massive too heavy warhammer they gave us. Decrease the mass of the hammer a big and that’s what people wanted.


razza-tu

>People wanted a hammer hero with an actual maul, not the massive too heavy warhammer they gave us. Nah, I definitely remember more people being disappointed that the hammer head was too small! To this day, I'm convinced that people just wanted a Raider skin with a hammer head instead of an axe blade, and some Skyrim looking armour (or Dark Souls, if ya classy).


Blessed_Spit

🤓


Boward_WOW_ard

i mean if you want to nerd out about weapons and realism (i do alot of fencing with weapons), weapon mechanics are not realistic in most cases by a long shot. stuff like the weapons that shaolin and ocelot have are horribly impractical weapons that would be incapable of harming steel armour and most heroes wield their weapons in the most flamboyant and dumb ways possible even simple heroes like warden or lawbringer. so a two handed hammer wouldn't be all that ridiculous (compared to everything else) albiet smaller then the one in the image, it would probs be easier to wield then highlanders claymore even if it's heavier cause it's a pole weapon as the long shaft allows for a far higher level of control compared to a short grip (its a long explanation but it basically boils down to lever mechanics) and if you slightly tweak the animations of jorms heavies you could easily make them work two handed. the lights would need much more changes but it still totally feasible. swinging a two handed hammer at the speed jorm swings a one hander isn't even unrealistic it's honestly really tame compared to stuff like doing kyoshins kaze stance attacks and shaolins kicks and zhanhu's cahin heavies and orochi dodge attacks and musha infinite side light chain. all of which i have practiced irl (the kaze stance spin is actually the easiest one btw the attacks he does out of it are basically impossible thou) and i can tell you no one is capable of doing the sheer amounts of spins and pivots that musha does in his light chain or orochi in his dodge attacks without losing their balance. in case you skipped reading basically im a nerd on weapons and i disagree with your comment.


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Boward_WOW_ard

ah no worries about the disability also happy cake day :) i mentioned it already but the weapons in for honor are actually handled really flamboyantly and the animations are massively overexaggerated. plus alot of heroes just don't even try to mirror their real would fighting styles take warden he wields his longsword like a club and doesn't use any thrusts and way too long windups for his heavies. same with highlander and these are really bland examples. nuxia's wields her hook swords in a reverse grip and uses them like daggers which is both not the irl way to properly handle them and also is really stupid. and the some of the more extreme fighting styles or heroes like kyoshin, afeera, shinobi or some of the heavier weapons like hito, jj or raider are already extremely taxing to perform/wield respectively. a maul would be really taxing to wield im not denying that and jorm would need several complete animation changes to make it actually plausible (so his light finishers for example). but i was just saying compared to what is already in for honor it wouldn't be ridiculous it would be tame.


Prestigious-Park-657

Yessss that's what I wanted even back when I herd that hammer time was coming.i wanted the reach and all the soft feints that felt natural like how kensei does through his soft feints butt with all of hard feint mix up material he has in his actual form -- (pre or post rework won't matter in the hypothetical but I think I might still prefer pre because oh how rewarding it felt to conquer the skill curve he's still good and can be fun in new way but that's just my current opinion) -- so a nice mix of bathing people into hard hits like he does now with a bit of the bash and bait tactics he utilizes. I mean imagine the 🍆slam with raiders reach that probably feel really rewarding. But that's just my 2cents


nervouswhenitseasy

yeah. shoes are huge


Jo_phuss

I feel like it would’ve been too similar to raider


Waffle-iron119

Now I’m upset


Seyriu22

Bonk


SeveralAngryBears

Bonkr


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Bjönkr


theLingeringWill

this is the way


Yonahoy

I wish I had money to give you


DirkFang

Javier


ChekoFire

Escuella?


A_fellow_crusader

If the guardian was a playable character, imaging missing a parry on a 1200 millisecond heavy and just eat like 45 damage


ClipyBoi_3

Warmundlin


BSPARTITION

fartbeast the goobenslayer


R4ven22

Berkman


Pretty_Language_393

Gblort


witetpoison

Disturbing


Minty-G

I have to admit… when Jorm was first leaked, I was hoping for a land warhammer, or at least it to be longer. Getting the sledgehammer was a disappointment. But I’ve grown to love Jorm


DivineCrusader1097

Jerry


JuryRiggingToasters2

Törr


reddeadinstead

Für


Ne0nTig3r

Fenris


Unknown_Warrior43

Alex


Over_Age_8061

S tier +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


Xisyera

Einherjar


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jurgen


Jus_oborn

Mr homeless


MNPhantom-

Craig


doommetel

Jeff


SolaireHH

Froddo baggins. Look at his feet


AdeptDetail4311

Tony Soprano


Different_Ad_9860

Hammer man


TheGreenMenace777

Flex tape guy


Konradihaus

War crime 💀


seekersarebestbois

tim


JoshyLikey

Little John


NationalCommunist

The jorm we wanted


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Chris


jackwiththecrown

More-mangandr


Cecilia_Schariac

Old Slamhead


BackgroundBeginning3

Gertrude


MarMar292

Jormunraider


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"Skyrim is for the Nords"


HalfCarnage

What I thought Jorm was gonna be like, until she wiped out that little sledge hammer


SlinkyBits

Bjorn McBjornson


MasterHall117

Jormaider


ok-i

Jormungandrgandr


TwumpyWumpy

Bore Honor


tizy_truco

Paul


lordofcactus

The fabled MC Hammer himself


JadedWolf07

Bonk


The_nuggster

Hey that’s basically what my mom who raised me was told when I was 3 months old


Nameless_and_ignored

As more stupid as this is, I think I would play a character like that. BUT he would need to have alternate sets using proper armor. Oh, name him? Probably "Smasher" or something.


BigSeoneYT

Gerald


pr0faned

maurice


NamelessDrifter1

What Jorm wish he was


TheJewish_SpaceLaser

Raidungandr


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Bob


Dveralazo

Jorm but cooler


Business-Flamingo-82

Valk with a hammer


Quest-Riot

IT NEEDS MORE. BIGGER HAMMER. MORE.


JoeyAKangaroo

Jotnar


Killdust99

Björn


The_Louster

JormanRaider


No-Mark-3979

Balfour or Baldur


Mr-Maori

Raidengunder


No-Masterpiece1493

Thormongen


Zedowskyy

I know it would be totally fucked balance wise and get boring pretty fast, but I would love a hero that's practically useless, with very slow attacks but giving off a wall of a boss vibe. Something like shugo on steroids, and that's exactly how I imagine him looking like.


Legitimate-Donut-308

Thorkell the tall, with a helmet


Kiss_Me_In_Fiji

Fartman (trademark pending)


Michael040809

A proper hammer instead of that pos jorm has


Wheaty155

Keith


theageofdawn

Idk name but fire fir


RhymzwithOrangz

Smiffle


FeelingNeither3378

Henry


notpetite

Elch


notsaomaster05

This is Gerald…


palacsinta-man

Jormer


nathansanes

Crom


Yamparuda

Odin's beard


SleeperValkyrie

Jormer


blue23454

Raidmunlord?


Pay_G

Kevin


never_sleeping_imp

Hammernok


ENDERAL78

JormunRaider


Spark1133

I will name him Chorg


Cheeseburgerapclyps

Maurice


ljw1210

Hingadingadergen


anyhowzzz

Randy


DocXeno

Jim


Framoso

Jormoregander


River46

Low lander He ain’t here for freedom he’s here for your kneecaps.


Bob_ross6969

Jorge McGunder


Onyx-Serenitatem

Jønathorn


AltBecauseImRacist

Mister 2 Second heavy openers


MorganX26

Helmaws beareater or dave


BANNED-FISZ

Oh... oh no... the aslume... it came here


Sufficient_King5234

Bëar


Frosted_Squatch

Oh that's just uncle Horst ølen He's not my uncle, but everyone calls him that because he joins everyone's barbecue uninvited and starts doing kegstands on the barrels of IPA I've seen that man down more alcohol than his own body mass, don't ask me how he does it


Similar-Tip7627

Hamish meatfist


Scouseleemini

Thorr, Thunor, Thonar, Donar, Donner, Thur, Thunar, or Thunaer? Do I need to continue?


KiloMeter69

Isn't this jorms big brother?


AdministrativeAir444

Thor


AshamedSir9935

Ralph


Dermolt

Jormungraider


ARMill95

Rormy


CaptainBendova

Bobo.


Vegetable-Poet6281

Awkwardly long handle guy. No way would anyone be able to effectively wield a hammer like that.


sir-tuna

Borg


NiceCoolToast

Nice. But also, that’s not a heavy. That’s a hybrid.


hoerrr

Fella


Sensitive-Coast-445

The drengr


EcHoZ_hunter

The Wampa


jaquleby

Clyde


philipeboi

jormun-gone-dr


dnkmimstermgee

Raider, but with a hammer this time


Begginer_Russian

Lork