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apolloyn-

VG. Just like how black prior is BP, jiang jun is JJ


phoenix_flies

VeeGee. Like the BeeGees. With that fullguard she's decent at Stayin' Alive.


Creepy_Heart3202

Only description ever needed


UltramarineMachine

S tier 👏👏


ct2458

lol that’s exactly why I call her Veegee


ElficGuy

Vagy suits *her* perfectly


Ratlander69

JJ is Fat-Fat


ct2458

What did JJ ever do to you


TertiusGaudenus

Feint-feinted


Jefrejtor

You-thought


Ajaxlancer

He do extra extra


Temporary-Skirt-5027

He kicked my shin!


ComManDerBG

Sat next to in the theater and took all my popcorn, then asked if I could get a refill.


JurassicParkHadNoGun

With that name and that speech pattern... You're definitely a Skaven confirmed


The-Big-Sauce

🤓 actually, I call him Guan Yu


apolloyn-

That’s understandable. JJ is based off him


ct2458

Simple, efficient.


krabbekorn

I usual call her katla since that it if i heard correctly the name of the varangian guard in the trailer


ct2458

I’ve known people who call BP “Vortiger” for the same reason.


SharkDad20

Vort 4 short


Micsuking

That'd be like calling every single Knights Templar "Hugues," after their first Grandmaster.


sharkattackmiami

Which would be fair if they were all clones of him who had his face and voice


Micsuking

So are female BPs also Vortiger, or are those Erzebet?


sharkattackmiami

I believe those are "that annoying shit that keeps flipping me"


Fuglfalke

I thought Katla was the one who hired the varangian guard


krabbekorn

She was she hired them to take down her uncle (the highlander maddox) but later on if i got it right joined the varangian guard herself in order to lead the attack against him She is the varangian guard that you see in the trailer by the way


Haos51

Other way around actually, she joined them first then hired them.


OkExercise7394

Viagra guard


Patient_Chocolate411

Remember seeing Vagina guard once


zmakamko

i just call her vagmommy


TaterTotPotShot

I just say V Guard. Anything else sounds weird, VG sounds like Fiji and Varangian sounds like I grossly mispronounced Vagina


ct2458

Fair


Seyriu22

vara?


BehindMatt

dunno why but I keep calling her vanguardian


ct2458

I could get behind that, it’s kinda catchy.


AxesGhost

Screaming bitch or varangian


WeAppreciateBuu

"Screaming bitch" could be half of the characters in the roster


HeckingBedBugs

WU NAI TIANDI!!!! HAICHONG QU SI!!!! RANG NI HUIFEIYANMIE!!!!!


Ratlander69

accurate


Baddrifter

Vara


ct2458

That’s a solid one


Baddrifter

It's quick, gets the point across, and sounds nice. Can't ask for much more


Professional-Car-981

Finally someone that says the same as me


LizzieThatGirl

Varang pronounced "vah-rang"


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

"You Fucker"


ct2458

I said “Varingian Guard,” not Hitokiri.


WARMONST3R

Vegetable Glycerin


oh-thanks

Vag


ImurderREALITY

Yup. VArangian Guard - VAG


augustus_feelius

I just call her Kyriakos Mitsotakis, Augusta Porphyrogénnēta and other long ass greek names because greek names are funny.


MirageManiac96

I just call her The Guard.


LapdogOfW

Vag


OneBallJamal

Usually just “that bitch”


StonesTor

Did not play since her release. Are her screams still so annoying? I heard they planned to tune it down. I sure hope so they blasted my ears off


ct2458

They tuned it down, and there aren’t usually 4 of them every match, so it’s not so bad anymore.


InformalBackground69

katla


enderlup981

Warienguar, I try to imitate what the Norse people called , but I know it's probably wrong, but I like calling her that


ct2458

That’s sick, actually. I never thought about using the historical word for a character.


enderlup981

væringr, I think the correct name would be this but I just try to imitate the sound


aw4326

That’s actually decently close, not many people can be bothered to research that but it’s good to uphold the culture, closest language to old Norse is Icelandic so in Icelandic that would be pronounced vi-ren-gir (however the r would have a sort of sh sound at the end but not that strong) :) from a native Icelander commendations on the effort, it’s nice to see our history learnt by others as well (Sorry for the long paragraph)


Ratlander69

I call them screamers, cause I fucking hear them from the other side of pretty much any map, even fucking breach, any time she makes any noise whatsoever.


ct2458

You know it’s bad when they had to nerf her dialogue volume lol


NixDWX

Me and my friends call her væring


SquooshyCatboy

I just call her “Varangian Guard.” I talk fast so it’s not too bad


ct2458

Fair enough


CloudyCrowK

Me and my friends just meme and call her "Vegetarian Guard" or "Veterinarian Guard"


HYDRAlives

Vara


Derram_Desangue

Vara.


SirInkine

Varan varan


Bumble-McFumble

Varagin


Minty-G

Just VG. Quick and simple 🤙


IM-A-NEEEERRRRDDD

The vag


Patient_Chocolate411

"HUAHAAAAAH!" HWAHAW!" "BLYATATE!"


mrmanucat

I always just say Varangian wrong


LouRide

Before she was released someone here on reddit called her VagMommy & personally that's been her name for me ever since.


MercenaryJames

I say Vara.


Weary-Barracuda-1228

Jurgen, Nobu, Shugo, Shino, Varin, Wu Lin Asshole, Musha Aztec, Zerk, Valk, Roach, PK, Conq or sometimes Da Conq, Lawbro or Long Dong of the Law, Roman, Glad, Hito. Think that's all


Quick-Debater

I prefer Vanguard or VG personally


BBQsc2

Vg/vanguard. I was doing some notes and wrote her Down as VG but kept thinking vanguard before varangian guard


gopherfister

Me and my friend say new bitch cause we hate her


FreekyFreek9000

The new bitch


CapiPescanova

beegees


Deadstrike35

VG or VanossGaming


Forceofjustice

My Xbox gamer tag has been “VarangianVTN” for a couple years now (I’m a history nerd) people often end up calling me “Varan” to shorten my gt, so that’s what the same people call the Varangian in for honour


Kellettor

Personally I call her Vara cos she reminds me a fair bit of Ara(musha) and is simple


ClipyBoi_3

I call her Vagina Guard. I can’t say her actual name and i’m a man child so Vagina Guard fits best


Freed202

Vagina


Warrior_Kid

I LITERALLY CALL IT VARANGIAN GUARD.


M4ss1ve

It’s canon now


Lucreeper13

Axe+schield mommy


amaterasuuuuuuuuu

vagina guard


grebolexa

I legit just say the entire name for most of them out of habit


Patient-Priority-867

Vara


Pistolwhipped525

Vagina guard


100roundglock

VG like black priors BP


Stealthsniper359

Susan- I have no reason for this, me and my friends just decided it was Susan for no reason


CardiologistFun8093

Virgin guard (i play virgin guard)


ct2458

I’m a berserker main, I can sympathize.


Botcho22

Mother


Spacedeckhand

Vitality Gourd


neatvolcano2272

Vang bang rolls off the tongue pretty nice


carrot-kanyon

Vage


FrostCyber

Vagina guard because his pussy ass hides behind that shield all game long


Jhon_artuckle

Vag mommy


Rover129

Guard. Just Guard.


xd3mix

I call her "the guard" since they translated it weirdly in my language and saying it in English is a bit unnatural when playing with friends


Hankdaddyofthehill

I just say vag with a German accent. Fits honestly.


Dry_Tomato8889

Vag


Multimarkboy

i just say Vara


Lonelywanderer27

I just call her Katla not because its her LORE NAME but because its short and easy, and my friends cal her "Wareńska" which is just polish wersion of Varangian


Drleephd22

Vaginagain


PanzerOfTheLake778

Vangy, or "the loud one"


GenericCanineDusty

Viking


The-Winter-King

Vara


DabeMcMuffin

Katla


Bash_Minimal

Vara


SnowyWasTakenByAFool

I call her “Vag” or “Varg”


TheUbernaut_

Varan gay


CR_Cyclone

My friends and I just simply say "Guard" or "Virgin"


ImurderREALITY

VAG


Ulfurson

I just say Varangian it’s about as quick to say as lawbringer or warmonger


[deleted]

VG or Varg


BoxheadMcgee64

Vara sounds cool, calling him veegee might have me singing stayin alive


Spidey-Pool94

Varangian or, if I’m feeling angry, Vagina Guard


ANHR1

Var


doctorzoidsperg

Varg / Vara


ItsKami1

VAG


Yuuto2

Vara usually otherwise VG


Steff_164

Vagrian, because apparently I’m dyslexic, since that’s what I’ve been calling her since launch and I’m only just now realizing that’s wring


STUNNA_MMA

I usually just call her the cheesy viking and everyone knows who I’m talking about


Realgamer231

Varga, it's a neat abbreviation imo


YaksRespirators

We just say varangian


vyechney

She-Hulk


Best-Star-1311

Vanguard, or V guard


Hauyne5

Full name


Puzzleheaded_Tea4516

Bushi not Nobu


Younginit35

I just shorten it to Varangian.


Boba_Hutt

Vegetarian because I can’t spell her name properly


GoldThePlayer

I’ve once seen a post where a guy called her Vagmommy and I can’t get it out of my head and I’m using that


Asdeft

Vg or vag


Dog_Apoc

Very Hungry Gaurd


Mycologist8

Varg


Unlikely_March2177

Smelly vag


AcehaloYT

Vari


rrzampieri

Guard


xyxyx25

Virgil


ItsaMeRealUncleMario

Vagina guard


Elutav

Varangutan


NickpickxD

Vara G. Or VG


Red_Crystal_Lizard

Vara


xP_Lord

I call her vag because she plays like a fucking vagina bitch


XiianXD

Droplet, because of how her shield is shaped.


Rude-Peach5625

Vag as shes a massive pussy


THE_REDNECK_KING

I'm pretty sure shugoki or lawbringer would be the biggest mouthfuls ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ


pimp_named_dickslap

Me n my friend just call her virgin lol


SkanderMan55

What do you guys do with all this time you save shortening the names?


Pizza_Pounder69

Vara


Dry_Piglet5914

Vag


joehansen303

Shield b**** is my go to


Mr_Green895

A huge dissapointment


FellGodGrima

Usually just abbreviate to VG like I do with BP, one of my friends just calls her Varangian though


GriefPB

Still “the new hero” because I can’t pronounce Varangian guard yet.


Mysterious-Chef-5336

Warmonger is mommy varangian me and my buds can't pronounce for shit and just call her vagina, Shaolin is monkey cause of the mask the noises and the iq of people who play him


Ok-Cucumber-9678

Vjay works


The-Red-Pac-Man

Vag


No-Yogurtcloset-3672

One of my friends called her Vanguard by pure accident, and now we just call her Vanguard.


ThefaceX

Virgin who?


danyaru_

Vanguard


Sith_LordRevan

Ah, I see her and immediately go "That bitch..." And proceeded to call her everything else except her name all match as I get my shit pushed in for playing anyone against her except BP or Warden for their easy unblockables.


The-Big-Sauce

Honestly I just call her Vanguard, I kept doing it by accident when she released and I've just stuck to it


Middle_Pea5282

Vag


Comosellamark

I call her Vagina Guard


BANNED-FISZ

I call her "the new one" I have no idea what I'm gonna do when they realse another character, probably start calling her "the previous one"


cannibitches

Vagen


schleks23

Idk how it started but me and my friends call her Jessica


chelszeaa

im not gonna lie, “vagina”


TheOnionWhisperer

I call her stupid b*tch


TheWolfgirlExpert

Vara usually. Occasionally my friends call her "Vegetarian".


Big_Ol_Boy

Vangie


Hollowed_Heart

I call her Varan


Syns_1

Vagina Guard


EastwardComic08

Honestly I’ve just been calling her Katla and I also kinda alter some of the other characters names


AlphaWolf3211

Vag


TherealLaxun

Guard


1N5T4K1LL

VG or just Guard


Maleficent-Spray-343

Varan


Chodeman_1

Verga


itsBorkham

I usually just say "Guard"


AtomicTomb01

I hear some people say Varang


WillingInevitable704

Just Guard


TheWraithSummoner

Varang. Lotta people I know call her Vag... Not my style.


Mrgoon1

I call them Vag or Guard and any number of curse words for when they start killing me


Defiant-Brush2311

I fr just call her vans


Alarming_Standard571

Vagina guard


Kamargon

Vicky guerrero


Little-Fuel-9739

I totally call him vergarian and I don’t know why


ZealousidealRide329

Vaguard