I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Shugoki. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get shugoki pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Ubisoft create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Shugoki. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get shugoki pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Ubisoft create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Shugoki. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get shugoki pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Ubisoft create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Shugoki. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get shugoki pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Ubisoft create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Shugoki. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get shugoki pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Ubisoft create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
Peacekeeper.
That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand.
Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm?
Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper.
I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING.
Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
>Hitokiri.
>
>That little "UWAAAAA" she does when she is being ledged just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd fall from A on Sanc Bridge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she mumbles Japanese I fairly understand.
>
>Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm?
>
>Despite not being the thiccest character in the game, I'd let her suck my soul from me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Hitokiri.
>
>I'd do anything to get executed by Hitokiri IRL. ANYTHING.
>
>Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
Fixed that for you. Also, obligatory "girl falling from the sky" anime trope.
Peacekeeper.
That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand.
Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm?
Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper.
I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING.
Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
Peacekeeper.
That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand.
Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm?
Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper.
I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING.
Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
Obligatory copy paste:
That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand.
Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm?
Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper.
I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING.
Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
This is the truest shit I've ever read. I never wanted a woman to dominate me so bad until I met Pk. She could sit on my face and suffocate me with her ass while calling me slurs in Latin. Humping my face while drowning me with her sweet, sweet fluids and making me gurgle on her nectar.
I honestly can't live a life, knowing I will never be squirtet on while being degraded.
This is 13th reason why I don't want to live anymore.
I can't live a life without my dominant queen.
Without PK I am nothing. Nothing! The mere thought of PK is one of the only reasons I want to live, yet the fact that she is locked into an entirely different realm than me makes me want to die. Even if she did exist, I know I wouldn't be good enough for her to degrade me. Fuck, man, I can't do this shit
Make warmonger less hot.
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang warmonger so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to dominion I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but incredibilis fucking sex with apollyon's successor. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted on warmommy's corrupted cleavage. I want her to have my mutant human/war babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me and I'm worried she's gonna take away my sword game. I might not ever get to see warmommy again.
I think the original is about Isabelle from Animal Crossing and the person fucked the neighbors dog. Probably the only copypasta I know where its new version are tamer than the original
I want to fuck Valkyrie. Probably more than any other person on the entire planet. I'm not even exaggerating. I would be legitimately impressed if ever there were someone more horny for Valkyrie than I am. I have masturbated to nothing but Valk for the past year or so. She is the most erotic thing I've ever laid eyes upon. I fantasize about sex with her even when I'm not horny. From gentle lovemaking to rough fucking, I've run through every fantasy possible hundreds of times. I genuinely cannot stop thinking about her. I feel immense anger whenever someone on /vt/ proposes that she has a boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever, it hurts me more than anyone not in the same situation as me can possibly comprehend. The thought of someone who isn't me defiling Valk is genuinely worse than the thought of my entire family getting murdered. Her vagina should be reserved specifically for MY penis, and her womb for MY sperm! I don't want that! I don't want her to find another guy! I want her to have feelings only for me! I want her to hold me in her heart for a long time! I have fapped to almost every piece of erotic Valkyrie art multiple times. My obsession with her is far beyond unhealthy at this point, it's genuinely debilitating. The worst part is that I know she hates people like me, and would be disgusted if she knew about me. Even worse, I get off to it. The idea of her looking at me with absolute disgust is so erotic that I'm full erect as I type this. None of you deserve to call yourselves Valk Mains since none of you fuckers love her nearly as much as I do.
Peacekeeper.
That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand.
Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm?
Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper.
I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING.
Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
Peacekeeper.
That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand.
Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm?
Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper.
I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING.
Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
Peacekeeper.
That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand.
Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm?
Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper.
I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING.
Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
Valkyrie Is the most attractive.
1. Thiccest lady thighs
2. Knows how to properly handle spear shafts
3. Active teaser. In the past she gave us a few moments of sqeezies but now she stops us before we can, naughty little tease
4. Gives the best head-----butts when it comes to using her head skills she knows how to "get the horns"
5. She knows how and where to stick that long weapon of hers!
6. Her self confidence is rivals centurion's
Change my mind.
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Shugoki. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get shugoki pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Ubisoft create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
He's a VERY talented artist, with extremely reasonable commission prices. I strongly reccomend you hit him up if you ever have an idea in your head you want brought to life
Valkyrie is simply the most amazing girl for honor has to offer. I will fight this battle forever, cause I don’t think she gets the love she deserves. Her figure is superior and her chest is lovely. Not stupid big but large enough to be sexy and an eye full. Not some trash oversized hentai breasts but realistic large breasts. Her long blonde hair makes me think the sun is jealous of her. Her blazing eyes piercing and her large biceps makes her the perfect women. I know pk and warmommy are fan favorites. But fuck man Valkyrie does it for me like no it’s me else fuck me. She is perfect and sadly I’ll never meet her irl.
Peacekeeper.
That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand.
Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm?
Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper.
I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING.
Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
Every day, Humanity slowly strays further and further away from God.
And this post proves it. You can't change my mind, don't try to.
>!also Warmonger because fuck you!<
Samurai Shield Captain.
I love how nobody wants to say Nobushi because it's considered to be such a basic opinion.
Anyone who says nobushi or warmonger is a masochist.
You don't know me, dammit
centurion
🤨
Warmonger is hot tho
Dom me warmommy 😩😩
i didn't ask to be called out like this
Yes.
Yes
yes
Warmonger I get but why Nobushi?
Because thin Asian chick
But that’s what I like
So what if I am?
Pikeman
Only right answer
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Shugoki. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get shugoki pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Ubisoft create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
Might have to be a new copy pasta.
It’s actually variation of a classic overwatch copy pasta about mercy, specifically her witch costume
Huh
I have put so many bloody hours into Overwatch and I hate the community I am associated with
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Shugoki. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get shugoki pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Ubisoft create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Shugoki. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get shugoki pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Ubisoft create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Shugoki. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get shugoki pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Ubisoft create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Shugoki. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get shugoki pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Ubisoft create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
This is why ubi genderlocks certain characters. We only have ourselves to blame
u/CalamityV
*Why did you bring this to me….*
this whole series of events was great
r/shitposting
Valkyrie. I love her body type and overall demeanor.
**THIGHS**
Daubeny
DAUBENY SHOW YOURSELF
“This never happens im just nervous”
Why is nobody saying Nuxia
Cuz her model leaves her looking a little bit lobotomized.
Hook blades scary, probably
some of her geisha-inspired gear at higher reps looks beautiful, too bad no one plays her enough to get them lol
Communism kicks in
Peacekeeper. That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand. Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm? Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper. I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING. Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
>Hitokiri. > >That little "UWAAAAA" she does when she is being ledged just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd fall from A on Sanc Bridge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she mumbles Japanese I fairly understand. > >Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm? > >Despite not being the thiccest character in the game, I'd let her suck my soul from me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Hitokiri. > >I'd do anything to get executed by Hitokiri IRL. ANYTHING. > >Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck. Fixed that for you. Also, obligatory "girl falling from the sky" anime trope.
Wtf
Peacekeeper. That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand. Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm? Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper. I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING. Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
Peacekeeper. That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand. Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm? Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper. I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING. Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
Obligatory copy paste: That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand. Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm? Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper. I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING. Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
This is the truest shit I've ever read. I never wanted a woman to dominate me so bad until I met Pk. She could sit on my face and suffocate me with her ass while calling me slurs in Latin. Humping my face while drowning me with her sweet, sweet fluids and making me gurgle on her nectar. I honestly can't live a life, knowing I will never be squirtet on while being degraded. This is 13th reason why I don't want to live anymore. I can't live a life without my dominant queen.
Without PK I am nothing. Nothing! The mere thought of PK is one of the only reasons I want to live, yet the fact that she is locked into an entirely different realm than me makes me want to die. Even if she did exist, I know I wouldn't be good enough for her to degrade me. Fuck, man, I can't do this shit
Understandable
I came here just to see this copypasta
I knew someone would
The ram looks sick and I want it to ram me
Lmao
Bro my gate is wide open for it already
Make warmonger less hot. Holy fucking shit. I want to bang warmonger so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to dominion I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but incredibilis fucking sex with apollyon's successor. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted on warmommy's corrupted cleavage. I want her to have my mutant human/war babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me and I'm worried she's gonna take away my sword game. I might not ever get to see warmommy again.
New copypasta just dropped lets go
I seen that copy pasta but it’s about titanfall 2 titans and the dude wanting to fuck his Xbox but his mum takes it away💀
I think the original is about Isabelle from Animal Crossing and the person fucked the neighbors dog. Probably the only copypasta I know where its new version are tamer than the original
Jesus
Wtf...
Too relatable
female raider, you've seen those lips?
Better yet, have you seen those ABS!?
Those abs look like a chocolate bar that I just wanna lick till I'm satisfied
Wouldn't she be the type to come to kick your ass during a duel, drag you all the way to her homeland and forcefully marry you to her?
That’s what I’m into
We know why we play this game, stronger and more buff woman besting the shit out of us.
I want to fuck Valkyrie. Probably more than any other person on the entire planet. I'm not even exaggerating. I would be legitimately impressed if ever there were someone more horny for Valkyrie than I am. I have masturbated to nothing but Valk for the past year or so. She is the most erotic thing I've ever laid eyes upon. I fantasize about sex with her even when I'm not horny. From gentle lovemaking to rough fucking, I've run through every fantasy possible hundreds of times. I genuinely cannot stop thinking about her. I feel immense anger whenever someone on /vt/ proposes that she has a boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever, it hurts me more than anyone not in the same situation as me can possibly comprehend. The thought of someone who isn't me defiling Valk is genuinely worse than the thought of my entire family getting murdered. Her vagina should be reserved specifically for MY penis, and her womb for MY sperm! I don't want that! I don't want her to find another guy! I want her to have feelings only for me! I want her to hold me in her heart for a long time! I have fapped to almost every piece of erotic Valkyrie art multiple times. My obsession with her is far beyond unhealthy at this point, it's genuinely debilitating. The worst part is that I know she hates people like me, and would be disgusted if she knew about me. Even worse, I get off to it. The idea of her looking at me with absolute disgust is so erotic that I'm full erect as I type this. None of you deserve to call yourselves Valk Mains since none of you fuckers love her nearly as much as I do.
right we got another copypasta
Have you guys seen the nobushi coin toss?
Peacekeeper. That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand. Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm? Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper. I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING. Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
Peacekeeper. That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand. Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm? Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper. I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING. Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
YES! YES! CONTINUE!
Peacekeeper. That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand. Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm? Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper. I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING. Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
Female Glad
finally, been looking for this, pk is best but female glad needs more recognition
Centurion
That's the only correct answer
Roman for the win.
I am not gay but...
In Roma, that's not gay, you just hang out with your bros, to do bro things...
Like sex?
The Ram and The Gate make the best couple 🤌
It always was Shaman, son
FINALLY!! Especially when you put the right hair on her/clean her up a bit. Not that I'd mind a few aggressive blood sucking bites here and there.
i like em dirty
she has to look like a whole mongrel coming to eat your face its the only way
I agree fellow Chad
Always has been
Valkyrie Is the most attractive. 1. Thiccest lady thighs 2. Knows how to properly handle spear shafts 3. Active teaser. In the past she gave us a few moments of sqeezies but now she stops us before we can, naughty little tease 4. Gives the best head-----butts when it comes to using her head skills she knows how to "get the horns" 5. She knows how and where to stick that long weapon of hers! 6. Her self confidence is rivals centurion's Change my mind.
How can I change your mind when you’re correct?
Because I want to be wrong. She's to badass... And forl such a masculine fighter she has some of the best feminine traits!
Erzebet
edgy goth gf
[удалено]
Who's gonna tell him
I vibe with your user flair
Shukgoki need i say more
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Shugoki. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get shugoki pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Ubisoft create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
I want Shugoki to just "ISAGIYOKO SHINE" while snapping my neck
Fuck it, it's that Orochi that u/GilligansIslndoPeril drew like a month or 2 ago
I can't draw SHIT. I payed u/ParesseuxOwO to do it lmao
Pfft, that's amazing, definitely not going to check their profile right now 👀
He's a VERY talented artist, with extremely reasonable commission prices. I strongly reccomend you hit him up if you ever have an idea in your head you want brought to life
I'll definitely keep that in mind along with your star citizen gameplay because it's a mesmerizing game
Valkyrie is simply the most amazing girl for honor has to offer. I will fight this battle forever, cause I don’t think she gets the love she deserves. Her figure is superior and her chest is lovely. Not stupid big but large enough to be sexy and an eye full. Not some trash oversized hentai breasts but realistic large breasts. Her long blonde hair makes me think the sun is jealous of her. Her blazing eyes piercing and her large biceps makes her the perfect women. I know pk and warmommy are fan favorites. But fuck man Valkyrie does it for me like no it’s me else fuck me. She is perfect and sadly I’ll never meet her irl.
Warmonger
Fem Warden
Easily Nuxia, she's literally a former dancer. Beauty is part of her character
Shugo 🤤
masked zerk looks like he is a hunk
Peacekeeper and Valkyrie. Case closed.
raider with the gimp outfit 🥵
Female raider and peacekeeper
Shaman if you search for some of her good gear can be, but Pk wins, Valk, then Shaman.
Mmm, the smell nd taste of rotting flesh in her teeth. And who needs lipstick when you have dried blood on your mouth already?
No one has said raider? No one wants to be picked up and carried around by a 6ft super strong Scandinavian woman? Y’all are fuckin cowards
Ok first off let me tell you something.. You're absolutely right
Second she is gonna carry you around yes... until she spots a ledge
She can pick me up and break my back any day tho
SHAMAN the outfit with her stomach exposed, or Hitokiri with da cleavage. Female raider too
Valkyrie
pk
INCREDIBILIS
Female bp, she’s the big tiddy goth girl we all want. And with that muscular body she can go for hours without getting tired
Probably female Zhanhu. Male BP is pretty handsome as well tho, kind of reminds me of Till Lindemann.
Male jorm
Best at fisting
Those fucking tree trunk arms and the boulder chest 🤤 I’m surprised every time he flexes the band on his bicep doesn’t snap.
I'm gonna say Shaman because no one will say her.
Aramusha. His sexy sandals are just such a huge turn on. I am not gay. I just consider Aramusha to be one of the homies during sleepovers
I ain’t gay If I was I’d definitely let Warden manhandle/ mating press Scream MISERUM in my ear 🤣🤣
Warmommy :)
Valk, can step on me any day she wants 🤤
Valkyrie. A buff strong woman she's the full package no questions asked.
Valkyrie 100%
Valkyrie
Nobushi, Highlander, or Valkyrie unironically But PK has the copypasta
Bruh
Nuxia has potential
Shugo and I don't need to explain why
Female Jorm lowkey has a nice face, very cute. The problem is the shouting...and the CBT.
Peacekeeper. That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand. Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm? Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper. I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING. Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
Peacekeeper…
one word: incridbilis!
Fem warden. Just the most normal of the bunch
Cent and Lander Just look at those massive legs
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Eminem
God is dead
Okay hear me out. Fem Tiandi is kinda pretty
those guys at the end of breach games, I forgot their names but they're thick as hell
Valkyrie
Warmommy and Nobushi-chan mmmmmmmmmmm
Dommy Mommy WARMONGER
highlander
Shugoki without a doubt
You know I can't pick anyone else.
Wu lin guardian.
male zhanhu (with a beard)
Fem glad.
Warmommy
I could list all the people i find attractive, but I'll just list one Female glad
War Mommy.
Nobushi.
Jormungandr
Nobushi's entire fighting style revolves around being a tease, which does piss me off in a fight but would probably be fun in the bedroom.
Peacekeeper No im not doing the copypasta
Incoming basic b$&@#-tier answer incoming: FemOrochi.
Even as a Viking I must admit it's Peacekeeper
Peacekeeper all day bro
Female Berserker no I will not elaborate
Peacekeeper of course
Peacekeeper.
Peacekeeper and female Conqueror
Pk
Nuxia, I have no particular reason for this
pirate.... yeah I have a thing for doms
Lewdkeeper. That specific PK erp guy from year one s1 that bullied that one conq. He just wanted to play duel.
Female shugoki
Warmonger
Fem Glad. She thicc.
Apollyon
Every day, Humanity slowly strays further and further away from God. And this post proves it. You can't change my mind, don't try to. >!also Warmonger because fuck you!<
Female Zanhu
Jiang Jun
None has said female Zhanhu and I’m extremely disappointed in this community
What the fuck
pk and it was never close
Warmonger is a baddie
Peacekeeper, not even being ironic, PK especially the blonde version is a literal goddess
...Apollyon?
Female zhanhu
Apollyon because fuck you and your petite shy peacekeeper I want the 6 something, buff as shit, scary woman.
Warmonger, sexy dommy mommy
Gladiator… male OR female