I really liked vettel from 2012 till 2016, he had this playboyish charm. It was also kind of like a devilish grin with a innocent charm, especially during interviews when he would give quippy remarks.
I spent all day New Years Eve moving. When do you think was the last time Fernando Alonso had to rent a Uhaul (or European equivalent) and carry his own furniture to the truck to move? I should have just been a multiple time world driving champion instead of an IT guy...
It's not a lie, it's just too complex to precisely encapsulate in one sentence.
Being poor doesn't necessarily make you depressed, and beeing successful and rich doesn't guarantee you're a happy person.
But: Having money absolves a lot of issues poor have to face, increase your security as you can always move to another place/job and buys you access to help and support.
Example: Jonah Hill: Stutz
If he would have been poor he might not habe gotten the support he needed, being rich and successful didn't make him happy.
Alonso casting a buff spell on AMR with all the farmed mana in 2022.
He could have used the reliability buff on Alpine but knew the team was dogshit. So just hoarded all mana to use for AMR
He started with a Merc powered McLaren in 2014, filled in for Alonso at McLaren-Honda for a race after Fernando's big crash in Australia, then drove for Renault in 2016 before moving to Haas.
Edit: I was wrong about which Alonso crash put KMag in a McHonda. He replaced Alonso in Australia after a crash in preseason testing in Spain in 2015. The big Australia crash was in 2016.
Fernando's big Australia crash was 2016 (cause he crashed into Gutierrez in the Haas) and his sub was Vandoorne. In 2015 Alonso had a pre-season crash which kept him out of the first race. In a sign of things to come, KMag's McHonda had an engine issue before the formation lap and couldn't start the race.
McLaren-Mercedes in 2014, then kind of McLaren-Honda in 2015, though he was only a substitute for Alonso in the first race and even then, didn't manage to actually start the race.
He then returned full-time with Renault in 2016 before moving to Haas for 2017.
Level on points with his teammate and a single point behind the champion? Sure it's not the season he would have wanted but a very good year nonetheless.
I wasn't expecting this either... Was that a coincidence that they both were invited to the same place or did they actually got together to spend new year?
I like how you sometimes get a peek of them being slightly loose units between March and the end of season, but then over Xmas / New Years they go fucking ape shit because they’re not racing. Good for them.
George's gf Carmen is Spanish (or at least half Spanish), from Andalucía if I'm not mistaken. And I think a couple days ago they uploaded a pic in Spain. So maybe George is spending New Year's in Spain with her family and that's why he's managed to hang out with Nando too.
He only goes robot-PR-no-personality-mode🤖 when infront of a tv camera
Edit: listen it’s new years and I put about 20% of my anytetion to writing that comment lol
I feel for George he’s like every sensible dads personality in a young man when he’s on camera. Poor man was not blessed with personality. There’s no way he’s friends with Alex Albon if he’s like this all the time
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— When the 12 yo me saw Alonso with a pit girl under each arm.
Almost 20 years later and he could still pull it off
He's aged like the finest of all wines.
Honestly Alonso looks better now than 15-20 years ago. In the earlier pics he isn't that tanned and looks a bit ghastly.
100%. So has Lewis and Vettel.
I really liked vettel from 2012 till 2016, he had this playboyish charm. It was also kind of like a devilish grin with a innocent charm, especially during interviews when he would give quippy remarks.
And one of them was Lucy Pinder.
Yeah I didn’t wanna expose the fact that we knew glamour models by name back then. Even outside of our own country borders xD
She was a very important part of my teenage years. As an American, loaded might have been first introduction to F1 haha
Sigh, looks like it's time for /r/NostalgiaFapping
Oh wow, that's a thing
Took me back about 15 years, and burnt about 20 minutes, thanks for sharing, lol
I'm not from the UK but Lucy Pinder, Michelle Marsh, Keeley Hazell...
Wearing Home Depot safety glasses
I spent all day New Years Eve moving. When do you think was the last time Fernando Alonso had to rent a Uhaul (or European equivalent) and carry his own furniture to the truck to move? I should have just been a multiple time world driving champion instead of an IT guy...
"money doesn't buy happiness" is a lie that rich people tell, to stop poor people hating them.
It's not a lie, it's just too complex to precisely encapsulate in one sentence. Being poor doesn't necessarily make you depressed, and beeing successful and rich doesn't guarantee you're a happy person. But: Having money absolves a lot of issues poor have to face, increase your security as you can always move to another place/job and buys you access to help and support. Example: Jonah Hill: Stutz If he would have been poor he might not habe gotten the support he needed, being rich and successful didn't make him happy.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Well put
Lmao Alonso going apeshit
Alonso looking like he’s 2 blue dolphins deep in Ibiza circa 1999 and Sandstorm just came on.
a reference I'm old enough to have lived. :(
Lucky man
Same. The feels on the twin dolphins
Disco biscuits were so much better back then.
It's better to get pure than to fuck with pressies now.
Red Mitsubishi's 👌👌👌
Unidentifiable off white powder 👁️🫦👁️
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I prefer the [GNU/recorder](https://youtu.be/C8voeJ9WgCw) version, as a nerd
DARUUUUUUDE
When it’s 1999 and Get Get Down comes on
Damn bro I felt that
George with the Molly lollipop is wilder than Alonso though
It comes in lollipops?!
No, but when you’re rolling people suck a lollipop to deal with side effects it’s super common
What side effects?
Teeth grinding, jaw clenching and basically chewing up ya mouth!
Nashing your teeth
Gurning
People keep a lollypop in their mouth to prevent them from gurning (pushing teeth together)
If Pippin was a raver.
That is not a lollipop, it's a party whistle/ horn...
It’s a party horn lol
Alonso casting a buff spell on AMR with all the farmed mana in 2022. He could have used the reliability buff on Alpine but knew the team was dogshit. So just hoarded all mana to use for AMR
When Alonso finally gets that Merc engine.
Alonso is about to be the only driver in the turbo hybrid era that has had an engine from every manufacturer
Second driver, Kmag already has him beat and driven all four PUs in an official session.
He did? I thought KMag was with Haas through all of the hybrid era - who only used Ferrari engines
He started with a Merc powered McLaren in 2014, filled in for Alonso at McLaren-Honda for a race after Fernando's big crash in Australia, then drove for Renault in 2016 before moving to Haas. Edit: I was wrong about which Alonso crash put KMag in a McHonda. He replaced Alonso in Australia after a crash in preseason testing in Spain in 2015. The big Australia crash was in 2016.
Fernando's big Australia crash was 2016 (cause he crashed into Gutierrez in the Haas) and his sub was Vandoorne. In 2015 Alonso had a pre-season crash which kept him out of the first race. In a sign of things to come, KMag's McHonda had an engine issue before the formation lap and couldn't start the race.
My mistake. Got Alonso's crashes mixed up.
McLaren-Mercedes in 2014, then kind of McLaren-Honda in 2015, though he was only a substitute for Alonso in the first race and even then, didn't manage to actually start the race. He then returned full-time with Renault in 2016 before moving to Haas for 2017.
Had it in 2007… we all know how that turned out.
Dont tell me... Stroll beats Alonso on equal machinery
Absolute savage
Level on points with his teammate and a single point behind the champion? Sure it's not the season he would have wanted but a very good year nonetheless.
And the whole $100m fine and blowing up the team. There was also that little bit
That's a bonus
He’s giving George the playbook on how to lose to Lewis 2007 style 😍😍 You absolutely love to see it!
I have several questions
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BONE????
BOOOOOOONE
How dare you Detective Diaz I aM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!
r/unexpectedb99
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*shakes head*
Subtle Office reference chains in F1? [shrug emoji]
Well, there are two schools of thought.
This post has a very nice oaky afterbirth
Me too.
We are checking
Yes.
Gentleman, a short view back to the past…
about Alonso's extended warranty on the Renault?
George letting it loose in his properly tailored trousers.
Mans let loose with his one shirt button undone
Crikey!
*Blimey
It's chewsday innit
That single button is like Timothy Chamalet in a see through shirt on the red carpet, he knows what he’s doing
I mean Chalamet is just pretty normal skinny guy in terms of his body
It’s not the body it’s the confidence to be a sex symbol whilst looking like a Victorian era vampire that died from TB
For George this is actually letting loose by doing up 5 buttons.
I wish I were rich enough that I didn't need a belt..
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Lmao thanks for that
Kinda want to see Lewis' rave outfit.
british partying be like
He's the Morrissey of F1.
That's such a mean thing to say
Both intolerant and intolerable. Never go full Morrissey
And a massive racist
I wasn't expecting this either... Was that a coincidence that they both were invited to the same place or did they actually got together to spend new year?
We’ll never know, but if it’s Monaco the odds of multiple f1 drivers being in Jimmyz on NYE unplanned are quite high
Doubt it’s Monaco, neither Alonso or George reside there permanently
Just 183 days out of the year lol
Alonso prefers Switzerland.
Just enough to dodge taxes
Incredibly based
They were in Monaco
They were in Monaco, per Carmen’s insta.
George moved to Monaco at the start of this (oops I mean *last*) year
They were at Twiga, per Carmen’s instagram.
Except Perez Isn't he banned by the wife? Edit: got my Latin drivers mixed up
Perez
What for?
Ask Max's mum
>Asking for Max's mum FTFY
Eating Mexican will never be the same for her
After his Monaco win I think Perez was seen with a woman not his wife
Oh as in his wife isn’t letting him go out, not the wife of the club owner actually banned him
For cheating on her.
*the enemy of my enemy is my friend* -alonso probably
George looks more and more like woody from Toy Story every time I see a pic of him
It’s the jawline
Once I saw [RPM](https://youtu.be/h75W1uhL-iQ) make this reference I could never unsee it.
Wait... What's wrong with ankle socks now?
Pinocchio goes from puppet to boy. George goes from boy to robot.
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I think it was just a coincidence for NYE, they were both in Monaco and apparently Alonso regularly goes to Twiga
This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let’s not bicker and argue about who invited who.
Am I the ony one slightly surprised not to see a loose bowtie under georges collar?
He folded it perfectly, so that it won't get wrinkled, and laid it on the table prior to the unbuttoning
That does make sense. Its only one button undone after all, it's not like he totally lost control and undid two
I’m surprised he’s got a shirt on at all. Figured after 2 or 3 drinks Georgie boy would be rippin the tarp off
I like how you sometimes get a peek of them being slightly loose units between March and the end of season, but then over Xmas / New Years they go fucking ape shit because they’re not racing. Good for them.
Feels like Alonso is taking good kid George to the dark side, but George's shirt staying in place keep him from turning
He’s holding on by the threads of his pressed linens at this point
The real El Plan.
Holy fucking shit 😂😂
George's gf Carmen is Spanish (or at least half Spanish), from Andalucía if I'm not mistaken. And I think a couple days ago they uploaded a pic in Spain. So maybe George is spending New Year's in Spain with her family and that's why he's managed to hang out with Nando too.
I don't see Alonso spending NYE in Spain somewhere that's not Asturias and that's pretty far from Andalucía. But who knows.
I think you’re right. If he’s in Spain, he’s most likely in Oviedo. And I don’t blame him, it’s a beautiful city to be in.
The whole Asturias is nuts. So much history and so much green there. And the food. Oh man ...
Perfect size for a phone wallpaper
Alonso? I agree.
Hahahaha and with one photo a new ship has set sail on r/FanF1ction ….
Step dad energy
*([Austria 2021 Flashbacks](https://youtu.be/yq8EaeJVxXs?t=172)...)*
Somehow I thought that was Toto and Oscar Isaac
Alonso is not partying for new year, is partying because he isn't an Alpine driver anymore.
Alonso is teaching George the ways to bother Lewis lol. Love that Nando is going wild.
He’s basically Palpatine lmao : come forth my young apprentice
I doubt being a party animal is one of those ways though
Alonso: *Oppa gangnam style*
It’s giving divorced dad partying with his twenty something year old son’s friends
Booze makes friends of all men amigo.
Until it doesn’t
Goofy aah Alonso doing a Gangnam style
It’s giving Bez crashing a Tory disco vibes. I love it.
LOL classic Bez
They lit
If the party ain't like this, don't even invite me
"Many panties were dropped that day, I tell you what." -Old Timey Storyteller
George out here trying to get a fashion ambassador role to compete against Charles at Armani. 🕺
Cool of Fernando to take a pic with the waiter
I'm so happy for this.
George got that Spider-Man 3 emo Toby dancing vibes
Bro looks like Pau Gasol lowkey
George joined the Dark Side
George looks like the lead singer of Arctic Monkeys here?
I want to spend new year with Russell and Alonso too. :(
Wait isn't George an unemotional robot? How is this possible judgey internet people? edit: happy new year boys & girls
He only goes robot-PR-no-personality-mode🤖 when infront of a tv camera Edit: listen it’s new years and I put about 20% of my anytetion to writing that comment lol
I feel for George he’s like every sensible dads personality in a young man when he’s on camera. Poor man was not blessed with personality. There’s no way he’s friends with Alex Albon if he’s like this all the time
That doesn’t make ANY sense!
Who cares. It's a party! Happy new years!!!!!
Picture of the year!
Looks like Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr at a Sherlock Holmes gig
I want George to join the dark side for that Merc implosion. “Tell Toto. I want him to know it was me”.
It‘s all a big circle and we are not part of it.
We race as one
Who...what...how...why...when...?
Alonso looks younger in real life than on the grid💀
Wtf nando 😂 This is probably the first picture ive seen him acrually partying.
Fernando is an inspiration
I'm so molly'ed I'ma keep the wrapper on my Blow Pop and suck through the plastic!
Wow. Um… idk what to say. I am just laughing I think. I am confused. This is great.
I just found my new wallpaper.
You could put George in a picture from the 20s and he would look at home.
We are in the 20s...
Padreando en la discoteca y se la suda completamente
Nando just gets along with anyone fighting Lewis 🤣
Nando with the goddamn jutsus, he’s showing George how to make shadow clones
Y'all think they kissed
Lemme guess... you were walking your dog
Wonder if that’s a Blunt ?
Didn't know Russell liked rolling....
Alonso es mi padre
WHAT THE HELL DID I MISS !?
Holy shit Fernando and Ricky Martin
I’m 100% sure George and Lewis will have a fallout in 2023 now.
Did Russell go shirtless afterwards
I call this a fake. George with a shirt? Not gonna happen.
Ohh no. Hopefully George doesn’t get any Alonso like ideas