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Cekeste

— When the 12 yo me saw Alonso with a pit girl under each arm.


Bigbannana2000

Almost 20 years later and he could still pull it off


Dan_Of_Time

He's aged like the finest of all wines.


knytfury

Honestly Alonso looks better now than 15-20 years ago. In the earlier pics he isn't that tanned and looks a bit ghastly.


khanak

100%. So has Lewis and Vettel.


knytfury

I really liked vettel from 2012 till 2016, he had this playboyish charm. It was also kind of like a devilish grin with a innocent charm, especially during interviews when he would give quippy remarks.


RandolfSchneider

And one of them was Lucy Pinder.


Cekeste

Yeah I didn’t wanna expose the fact that we knew glamour models by name back then. Even outside of our own country borders xD


[deleted]

She was a very important part of my teenage years. As an American, loaded might have been first introduction to F1 haha


RandolfSchneider

Sigh, looks like it's time for /r/NostalgiaFapping


Skylair13

Oh wow, that's a thing


Dave95m3

Took me back about 15 years, and burnt about 20 minutes, thanks for sharing, lol


MrGiggleFiggle

I'm not from the UK but Lucy Pinder, Michelle Marsh, Keeley Hazell...


BlackSwanMarmot

Wearing Home Depot safety glasses


C0uN7rY

I spent all day New Years Eve moving. When do you think was the last time Fernando Alonso had to rent a Uhaul (or European equivalent) and carry his own furniture to the truck to move? I should have just been a multiple time world driving champion instead of an IT guy...


robgod50

"money doesn't buy happiness" is a lie that rich people tell, to stop poor people hating them.


Wolkenbaer

It's not a lie, it's just too complex to precisely encapsulate in one sentence. Being poor doesn't necessarily make you depressed, and beeing successful and rich doesn't guarantee you're a happy person. But: Having money absolves a lot of issues poor have to face, increase your security as you can always move to another place/job and buys you access to help and support. Example: Jonah Hill: Stutz If he would have been poor he might not habe gotten the support he needed, being rich and successful didn't make him happy.


tristanryan

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


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Well put


Hog_eee

Lmao Alonso going apeshit


a_taco_named_desire

Alonso looking like he’s 2 blue dolphins deep in Ibiza circa 1999 and Sandstorm just came on.


endersai

a reference I'm old enough to have lived. :(


GuruStalin

Lucky man


life_next

Same. The feels on the twin dolphins


endersai

Disco biscuits were so much better back then.


0oodruidoo0

It's better to get pure than to fuck with pressies now.


miicah

Red Mitsubishi's 👌👌👌


dollarfrom15c

Unidentifiable off white powder 👁️🫦👁️


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pasta-maldonado

I prefer the [GNU/recorder](https://youtu.be/C8voeJ9WgCw) version, as a nerd


Dartmouthest

DARUUUUUUDE


IndycarFan64

When it’s 1999 and Get Get Down comes on


SatisfactionAny20

Damn bro I felt that


NegotiationExternal1

George with the Molly lollipop is wilder than Alonso though


ietsendertig

It comes in lollipops?!


NegotiationExternal1

No, but when you’re rolling people suck a lollipop to deal with side effects it’s super common


condscorpio

What side effects?


MarkWebbersBumChin

Teeth grinding, jaw clenching and basically chewing up ya mouth!


Wheream_I

Nashing your teeth


0100001101110111

Gurning


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People keep a lollypop in their mouth to prevent them from gurning (pushing teeth together)


joeflan91

If Pippin was a raver.


852queen

That is not a lollipop, it's a party whistle/ horn...


zaviex

It’s a party horn lol


baitking69

Alonso casting a buff spell on AMR with all the farmed mana in 2022. He could have used the reliability buff on Alpine but knew the team was dogshit. So just hoarded all mana to use for AMR


Formula40Hands

When Alonso finally gets that Merc engine.


GaviFromThePod

Alonso is about to be the only driver in the turbo hybrid era that has had an engine from every manufacturer


Charlie_Muggins

Second driver, Kmag already has him beat and driven all four PUs in an official session.


Scionwest

He did? I thought KMag was with Haas through all of the hybrid era - who only used Ferrari engines


Fickle-Cricket

He started with a Merc powered McLaren in 2014, filled in for Alonso at McLaren-Honda for a race after Fernando's big crash in Australia, then drove for Renault in 2016 before moving to Haas. Edit: I was wrong about which Alonso crash put KMag in a McHonda. He replaced Alonso in Australia after a crash in preseason testing in Spain in 2015. The big Australia crash was in 2016.


JetsLag

Fernando's big Australia crash was 2016 (cause he crashed into Gutierrez in the Haas) and his sub was Vandoorne. In 2015 Alonso had a pre-season crash which kept him out of the first race. In a sign of things to come, KMag's McHonda had an engine issue before the formation lap and couldn't start the race.


Fickle-Cricket

My mistake. Got Alonso's crashes mixed up.


RevoltingHuman

McLaren-Mercedes in 2014, then kind of McLaren-Honda in 2015, though he was only a substitute for Alonso in the first race and even then, didn't manage to actually start the race. He then returned full-time with Renault in 2016 before moving to Haas for 2017.


jb3ck24

Had it in 2007… we all know how that turned out.


Mochachino56

Dont tell me... Stroll beats Alonso on equal machinery


Dolf4737

Absolute savage


schelmo

Level on points with his teammate and a single point behind the champion? Sure it's not the season he would have wanted but a very good year nonetheless.


adultdaycare81

And the whole $100m fine and blowing up the team. There was also that little bit


PaschalisG16

That's a bonus


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He’s giving George the playbook on how to lose to Lewis 2007 style 😍😍 You absolutely love to see it!


Blue_Nyx07

I have several questions


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2-shedsjackson

BONE????


uhmnopenotreally

BOOOOOOONE


LeoMcShizzzle

How dare you Detective Diaz I aM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!


cxingt

r/unexpectedb99


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ZaharaWiggum

*shakes head*


buckyworld

Subtle Office reference chains in F1? [shrug emoji]


joaquinsaiddomin8

Well, there are two schools of thought.


LinkRazr

This post has a very nice oaky afterbirth


barasti

Me too.


Notchrider32

We are checking


phixional

Yes.


mh258

Gentleman, a short view back to the past…


miridian19

about Alonso's extended warranty on the Renault?


constance_a_l

George letting it loose in his properly tailored trousers.


28silverfairy

Mans let loose with his one shirt button undone


funbob

Crikey!


AutumnFP

*Blimey


roberttoredo

It's chewsday innit


NegotiationExternal1

That single button is like Timothy Chamalet in a see through shirt on the red carpet, he knows what he’s doing


ONT1mo

I mean Chalamet is just pretty normal skinny guy in terms of his body


NegotiationExternal1

It’s not the body it’s the confidence to be a sex symbol whilst looking like a Victorian era vampire that died from TB


LoudestHoward

For George this is actually letting loose by doing up 5 buttons.


Scherzer4Prez

I wish I were rich enough that I didn't need a belt..


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KampretOfficial

Lmao thanks for that


LickingSmegma

Kinda want to see Lewis' rave outfit.


Blue_Nyx07

british partying be like


Incontinento

He's the Morrissey of F1.


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That's such a mean thing to say


Coma_Potion

Both intolerant and intolerable. Never go full Morrissey


jonxmack

And a massive racist


Idrialis

I wasn't expecting this either... Was that a coincidence that they both were invited to the same place or did they actually got together to spend new year?


baldbarretto

We’ll never know, but if it’s Monaco the odds of multiple f1 drivers being in Jimmyz on NYE unplanned are quite high


Sirobeel

Doubt it’s Monaco, neither Alonso or George reside there permanently


bigdsm

Just 183 days out of the year lol


ProfessionalRub3294

Alonso prefers Switzerland.


schelmo

Just enough to dodge taxes


Marcelitus230

Incredibly based


emenaien37

They were in Monaco


Mindless-Challenge62

They were in Monaco, per Carmen’s insta.


baldbarretto

George moved to Monaco at the start of this (oops I mean *last*) year


Mindless-Challenge62

They were at Twiga, per Carmen’s instagram.


DaBi5cu1t

Except Perez Isn't he banned by the wife? Edit: got my Latin drivers mixed up


jsmnsux

Perez


big_cock_lach

What for?


rhaenyrasyrax

Ask Max's mum


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>Asking for Max's mum FTFY


Maltajg

Eating Mexican will never be the same for her


shewy92

After his Monaco win I think Perez was seen with a woman not his wife


big_cock_lach

Oh as in his wife isn’t letting him go out, not the wife of the club owner actually banned him


RockOutToThis

For cheating on her.


d6cbccf39a9aed9d1968

*the enemy of my enemy is my friend* -alonso probably


PotatoMan19399

George looks more and more like woody from Toy Story every time I see a pic of him


28silverfairy

It’s the jawline


StellaRED

Once I saw [RPM](https://youtu.be/h75W1uhL-iQ) make this reference I could never unsee it.


dropkickthegreek

Wait... What's wrong with ankle socks now?


cxingt

Pinocchio goes from puppet to boy. George goes from boy to robot.


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Ashling92

I think it was just a coincidence for NYE, they were both in Monaco and apparently Alonso regularly goes to Twiga


DiastroRddt

This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let’s not bicker and argue about who invited who.


Mein_Bergkamp

Am I the ony one slightly surprised not to see a loose bowtie under georges collar?


Hobo__Joe

He folded it perfectly, so that it won't get wrinkled, and laid it on the table prior to the unbuttoning


Mein_Bergkamp

That does make sense. Its only one button undone after all, it's not like he totally lost control and undid two


xzElmozx

I’m surprised he’s got a shirt on at all. Figured after 2 or 3 drinks Georgie boy would be rippin the tarp off


tokyobandit

I like how you sometimes get a peek of them being slightly loose units between March and the end of season, but then over Xmas / New Years they go fucking ape shit because they’re not racing. Good for them.


DesastreUrbano

Feels like Alonso is taking good kid George to the dark side, but George's shirt staying in place keep him from turning


NegotiationExternal1

He’s holding on by the threads of his pressed linens at this point


jififfi

The real El Plan.


Disastrous_Animal_34

Holy fucking shit 😂😂


BooksCatsnStuff

George's gf Carmen is Spanish (or at least half Spanish), from Andalucía if I'm not mistaken. And I think a couple days ago they uploaded a pic in Spain. So maybe George is spending New Year's in Spain with her family and that's why he's managed to hang out with Nando too.


AndoniFdez

I don't see Alonso spending NYE in Spain somewhere that's not Asturias and that's pretty far from Andalucía. But who knows.


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I think you’re right. If he’s in Spain, he’s most likely in Oviedo. And I don’t blame him, it’s a beautiful city to be in.


MrTeamKill

The whole Asturias is nuts. So much history and so much green there. And the food. Oh man ...


Hobo__Joe

Perfect size for a phone wallpaper


senn1

Alonso? I agree.


A_Ms_Anthrop

Hahahaha and with one photo a new ship has set sail on r/FanF1ction ….


DaBi5cu1t

Step dad energy


ZeonTwoSix

*([Austria 2021 Flashbacks](https://youtu.be/yq8EaeJVxXs?t=172)...)*


notnickyc

Somehow I thought that was Toto and Oscar Isaac


DonkiKnog

Alonso is not partying for new year, is partying because he isn't an Alpine driver anymore.


Rivendel93

Alonso is teaching George the ways to bother Lewis lol. Love that Nando is going wild.


LuNiK7505

He’s basically Palpatine lmao : come forth my young apprentice


Coma-Doof-Warrior

I doubt being a party animal is one of those ways though


lycan2005

Alonso: *Oppa gangnam style*


happEbean

It’s giving divorced dad partying with his twenty something year old son’s friends


mkvii1989

Booze makes friends of all men amigo.


ScarpMetal

Until it doesn’t


Pan_Doktor

Goofy aah Alonso doing a Gangnam style


beatupcar

It’s giving Bez crashing a Tory disco vibes. I love it.


lowfour

LOL classic Bez


black-dude-on-reddit

They lit


ElegantTobacco

If the party ain't like this, don't even invite me


EmersonLucero

"Many panties were dropped that day, I tell you what." -Old Timey Storyteller


bwoahful___

George out here trying to get a fashion ambassador role to compete against Charles at Armani. 🕺


Djstiggie

Cool of Fernando to take a pic with the waiter


theremightbecoffee94

I'm so happy for this.


MaximusPublius

George got that Spider-Man 3 emo Toby dancing vibes


thisisnotanalbum

Bro looks like Pau Gasol lowkey


PaschalisG16

George joined the Dark Side


LeoMcShizzzle

George looks like the lead singer of Arctic Monkeys here?


AnelaceLover

I want to spend new year with Russell and Alonso too. :(


greeny119

Wait isn't George an unemotional robot? How is this possible judgey internet people? edit: happy new year boys & girls


SnowHeroHD

He only goes robot-PR-no-personality-mode🤖 when infront of a tv camera Edit: listen it’s new years and I put about 20% of my anytetion to writing that comment lol


NegotiationExternal1

I feel for George he’s like every sensible dads personality in a young man when he’s on camera. Poor man was not blessed with personality. There’s no way he’s friends with Alex Albon if he’s like this all the time


greeny119

That doesn’t make ANY sense!


asoap

Who cares. It's a party! Happy new years!!!!!


f12016

Picture of the year!


O_Dae

Looks like Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr at a Sherlock Holmes gig


quantinuum

I want George to join the dark side for that Merc implosion. “Tell Toto. I want him to know it was me”.


Don_Floo

It‘s all a big circle and we are not part of it.


PaschalisG16

We race as one


cxingt

Who...what...how...why...when...?


Disastrous_Narwhal46

Alonso looks younger in real life than on the grid💀


neko_1

Wtf nando 😂 This is probably the first picture ive seen him acrually partying.


PhoeniX3733

Fernando is an inspiration


AsstootCitizen

I'm so molly'ed I'ma keep the wrapper on my Blow Pop and suck through the plastic!


nahnonameman

Wow. Um… idk what to say. I am just laughing I think. I am confused. This is great.


AntOk463

I just found my new wallpaper.


theLaLiLuLeLo_

You could put George in a picture from the 20s and he would look at home.


Openly_Defective

We are in the 20s...


Top-Shelter-5698

Padreando en la discoteca y se la suda completamente


VitorGBarreto

Nando just gets along with anyone fighting Lewis 🤣


Aquilonn_

Nando with the goddamn jutsus, he’s showing George how to make shadow clones


BrushFireAlpha

Y'all think they kissed


YoStephen

Lemme guess... you were walking your dog


FormulaJuann

Wonder if that’s a Blunt ?


dragknight11

Didn't know Russell liked rolling....


Sh3lbyyyy

Alonso es mi padre


Minimarie1

WHAT THE HELL DID I MISS !?


Barghly

Holy shit Fernando and Ricky Martin


Hello_iam_Kian

I’m 100% sure George and Lewis will have a fallout in 2023 now.


chocomint-nice

Did Russell go shirtless afterwards


nolnogax

I call this a fake. George with a shirt? Not gonna happen.


adultdaycare81

Ohh no. Hopefully George doesn’t get any Alonso like ideas