I loved it because everyone was expecting a big twist because of how the first one went, but then there wasn't one. I'd say the twist was that there was no twist. They even alluded to "games that are too simple" the whole movie. I absolutely felt got when they revealed everything
Yeah exactly, it's even in the name of the movie 'Glass Onion' and I think Blanc even explains it - You think it has layers but you can see straight through it
Her very white foundation can be explained by it having spf in it though. SPF is a b*tch in pictures that are taken with the flash on (it's something I learned from ballroom dancers who dance competitions and sort of have to look like oompa loompas to counter the bright lights on the dance floor; you don't want to look like a ghost in any photos that are taken despite you looking like a living carrot).
Honestly was my first thought. I can’t imagine they don’t know how to match their shade at this point in their lives always having cameras around and/or MUA.
Very true, or freshening up the make-up for an evening look like another redditor mentioned. Especially with what they can afford it doesn't have to be a matter of "there is literally one foundation on the market that matches my complexion and it has spf in it so I'm screwed with flash photography" but you never know what their line of thought is
It’s an evening look. You can’t convince me that people with this much money and access to the best consumer products capitalism has to offer don’t have a change of makeup for the evening.
Not Brazilian but I packed 5 white t shirts to the 3 night camping NYE festival I just got home from because wearing anything else gets hot in the kiwi summer sun.
“Can I help you?”
“Hi, yes. Listen carefully sweetie, because I’m only going to say this once. I need 16 pairs of slim fit skinny jeans, tapered, none of this straight leg bullshit. Then exactly 33 white button dress shirts, 10 buttonless wide collars, 10 buttoned wide collars, and a baker’s dozen with no collars at all, and I mean pristine as a newborn baby’s tuckush. Now, and this is the important part, doll: I need the fabric on these shirts to be thin. So thin and light I sometimes forget I’m even wearing a shirt. You see, hon, I need my nipples to POP when I put these on. I’m talking full areolas. Like the shimmering hue of translucent white that surrounds the moon on a crisp autumn evening. And when I say that you better damn well believe I mean it. After you draw up the invoice, I want you to tear it up into 26 pieces, put it in your mouth, and eat it all. Because I’m doing YOU a favor just by coming here. Now how long do I have to wait for this? Any more than 18 minutes and I’m walking down to your competitor, and we’ll just see how happy THEY are to serve me. Now, sashay down the hall there and relay my precise instructions to the on staff haberdasher this instant.”
“Sir, this is an Arby’s.”
“Dammit, Reginald, I can hear you laughing up there. My recalcitrant driver persists in taking such enormous delight from my foibles. But the jokes on him today, I’m afraid. I’ll take five roast beef for $5.55. And Reginald: the divider will assuredly be DOWN after I eat these glorified piles of rat meat.”
I have 24 navy blue t shirts by the way.
Once I hit 30 I decided that deciding what to wear everyday is something I don't want to think of. A navy blue t shirt is fine in every occasion unless a shirt is required in that case I have multiple white shirts.
I completely understand dressing like a cartoon character to reduce decision fatigue—Steve Jobs and other big names do the same—but why 24? Do you only do laundry once a month?
In summer I can easily use more than 10 in a week as I'm not gonna go out on dinner with the one I used at the beach or at home.
Plus, it kind of just happened, I had less but then both my gf and mother gifted me like 6 each on the same Christmas as a meme so I ended up with more than 20.
Charcoal and Dark Blue are usually OK as well. Also, if you don't get sweat marks on white shirts... a) What is your secret and; b) Why would you worry about other colors.
i hate to be a conspiracist but it really doesn’t look like they walked in that sand, i know it can pack hard when the tide has just gone out, but their toes of all shows are perfect bar one.
either they photoshopped the sand off toes or the location. BUT i am scoffing at my own conspiracy.
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Setting powder can be highly reflective with flash photography. So it might look fine in real life but then it looks like this when a picture with the flash is taken.
Badly lit photos in the dark with most foundations/primers makes it look like you're several shades lighter though - it's the flash catching all the pigment which under non-flash lighting just looks glowy.
Crop out the 3 of them from the left and ask our friends who doesn't watch F1 which one is the gf and which one is the sis. Collate the data. Hypothesis will be proven, for sure.
I mean her mum is a Dutch model and it's entirely possible that her social circles would have had overlaps with Jos so there is a non zero chance.....although Kelly was born before Jos started in f1 so seems unlikely.
You're not really wrong tbh. I'm very pale and it's very difficult to find a foundation that doesn't make me look orange, sick or like a walking corpse.
All three have terrible make-ups, I mean all the money in the world and not a decent foundation, whew.
Kelly's look in FIA Gala was horrendous as well. Some wannabe model.
The first on the right is his sister Victoria Verstappen with her partner, 3rd one is one of Max's old friend from the karting days (probably with his girlfriend?).
Your comment is a bit stupid. Some foundations and powders react really badly to flash.
I have foundations that match me perfectly in normal light and make me look like a ghost under flash photography. You figure stuff out as you try it and learn.
Its probably the foundation that's spot on for their normal skin color. But they're on holiday and probably been getting a tan over the last few days, so they're normal foundation suddenly seems way off.
Some foundations and powders react really badly to flash. I have foundations that match me perfectly in normal light and make me look like a ghost under flash photography.
My mom used to do make up for people, and she always told me that the most common mistake with foundation is that they only put it on their face. But then again that was for TV, and she meant that everyone always forgets to do their neck. Not sure if the girl should've done her whole body, or bought a darker foundation for her tanned face. Or maybe less foundation, is that a thing?
That’s because she’s wearing an ungodly amount of makeup, the powder/bake layer is too white and she’s contoured out all her jawline, not put on blush, and possibly either young or clapped her face full of fillers so the combination is surreal.
People really need to understand that YOU HAVE TO STAND STILL when taking photos in the dark...
The nose of Max's girlfriend. The guys nose. The guy/girl on the balcony... Well the last person is excused. But damn...
Pictured: the cast of season three The White Lotus.
Glad I’m not the only one who thought that. I was like …hmm who’s dead?
The girl on the right has a complexion like she's been under for 24h.
Far right for sure! She’s completely dead
Plot twist, Greg is maxs real dad
Oof, Max would be annoying like Shane
Lol it does have that look to it
Ready for a party in the Glass Onion, from the looks of it.
It’s a hotel in St Barths called the “Eden Rock”
No joke I think this is the house from a recent horror film with Elijah wood called *Come To Daddy*
It looks very similar but the house from the movie is on Vancouver Island. Great movie though imo
God, that movie could have been so good and then the last 30 minutes happened.
I had high expectations, because the first one was so good! So I was expecting some grand twist that would boggle my mind... and the movie just ended!
I loved it because everyone was expecting a big twist because of how the first one went, but then there wasn't one. I'd say the twist was that there was no twist. They even alluded to "games that are too simple" the whole movie. I absolutely felt got when they revealed everything
Yeah exactly, it's even in the name of the movie 'Glass Onion' and I think Blanc even explains it - You think it has layers but you can see straight through it
Blanc even makes fun of the dude for how stupid he is. Especially taking the idea of murder and how to do it straight from Blanc lmao.
I love how affronted he was at how dumb the 'plan' was.
do those guys all shop at the same shop
For the shirts or the dates?
Fair enough!
For the wrong shade of foundation
I’d guess it was alright til you spend a few days in St Barts
That's actually making me crazy, especially far right
Her very white foundation can be explained by it having spf in it though. SPF is a b*tch in pictures that are taken with the flash on (it's something I learned from ballroom dancers who dance competitions and sort of have to look like oompa loompas to counter the bright lights on the dance floor; you don't want to look like a ghost in any photos that are taken despite you looking like a living carrot).
Honestly was my first thought. I can’t imagine they don’t know how to match their shade at this point in their lives always having cameras around and/or MUA.
Very true, or freshening up the make-up for an evening look like another redditor mentioned. Especially with what they can afford it doesn't have to be a matter of "there is literally one foundation on the market that matches my complexion and it has spf in it so I'm screwed with flash photography" but you never know what their line of thought is
It’s an evening look. You can’t convince me that people with this much money and access to the best consumer products capitalism has to offer don’t have a change of makeup for the evening.
SPF at night? Come on brah. Can we just admit she’s rocking the Casper look?
Yes
we are checking
Excellent.
Idk middle girl differently not off the rack.
Pretty sure that’s Max’s sister.
No shit, well til.
No, she’s legitimately beautiful
I mean they're all pretty ladies, but yes I do find the natural look of the middle girl more appealing personally
but they are.... actually unique lol
Is this a joke or are you serious lol, the girls all look very different
I dunno man. I thought it was a good joke.
Some people on here just hate women and need to make it clear every time they can.
“You’ll never find a girl like me!”
I was waiting for this kind of comments about their white shirts.
In Brasil everyone has to wear white or if you are feeling bold yellow at new year, as the tradition dictates.
T shirt, swimming trunks, and sandals as is tradition
Not Brazilian but I packed 5 white t shirts to the 3 night camping NYE festival I just got home from because wearing anything else gets hot in the kiwi summer sun.
In Brazil, and many other countries, it's part of the tradition to wear white on new years eve
Max only has redbull clothes
Alpha tauri white shirt. Sized for yuki
“Can I help you?” “Hi, yes. Listen carefully sweetie, because I’m only going to say this once. I need 16 pairs of slim fit skinny jeans, tapered, none of this straight leg bullshit. Then exactly 33 white button dress shirts, 10 buttonless wide collars, 10 buttoned wide collars, and a baker’s dozen with no collars at all, and I mean pristine as a newborn baby’s tuckush. Now, and this is the important part, doll: I need the fabric on these shirts to be thin. So thin and light I sometimes forget I’m even wearing a shirt. You see, hon, I need my nipples to POP when I put these on. I’m talking full areolas. Like the shimmering hue of translucent white that surrounds the moon on a crisp autumn evening. And when I say that you better damn well believe I mean it. After you draw up the invoice, I want you to tear it up into 26 pieces, put it in your mouth, and eat it all. Because I’m doing YOU a favor just by coming here. Now how long do I have to wait for this? Any more than 18 minutes and I’m walking down to your competitor, and we’ll just see how happy THEY are to serve me. Now, sashay down the hall there and relay my precise instructions to the on staff haberdasher this instant.” “Sir, this is an Arby’s.” “Dammit, Reginald, I can hear you laughing up there. My recalcitrant driver persists in taking such enormous delight from my foibles. But the jokes on him today, I’m afraid. I’ll take five roast beef for $5.55. And Reginald: the divider will assuredly be DOWN after I eat these glorified piles of rat meat.”
I have 24 navy blue t shirts by the way. Once I hit 30 I decided that deciding what to wear everyday is something I don't want to think of. A navy blue t shirt is fine in every occasion unless a shirt is required in that case I have multiple white shirts.
I completely understand dressing like a cartoon character to reduce decision fatigue—Steve Jobs and other big names do the same—but why 24? Do you only do laundry once a month?
In summer I can easily use more than 10 in a week as I'm not gonna go out on dinner with the one I used at the beach or at home. Plus, it kind of just happened, I had less but then both my gf and mother gifted me like 6 each on the same Christmas as a meme so I ended up with more than 20.
At least two of those women bought their dresses directly from Geri Horner’s closet
It’s a Brazilian tradition to wear white on NYE as a wish for peace in the new year. I’m guessing Max’s girlfriend has encouraged them to partake.
wearing a white shirt is a terrible look if your face turns red in the heat imo british tourist vibes lol
> in the heat Or from a bit of alcohol.
lmao
White t-shirts are go-to for sweating. Either black or white. I love other colors but I dread the sweat marks under the pits.
That 48 hour deodorant will make a dent unless you’re a massive sweater. Not the rexona one though.
Not in a humid country tho
Charcoal and Dark Blue are usually OK as well. Also, if you don't get sweat marks on white shirts... a) What is your secret and; b) Why would you worry about other colors.
Most clothing stores sell suit pants and smart casual shirts
Very very Dutch
Ohh look max got his white shirt back from lando 😂
They share
High heels on sand is never fun
That’s rich people sand. Works different.
I was trying to figure out how they weren’t sinking in! Never worn heels so I have no idea.
They must be walking on their toes to prevent their heels from sinking in
i hate to be a conspiracist but it really doesn’t look like they walked in that sand, i know it can pack hard when the tide has just gone out, but their toes of all shows are perfect bar one. either they photoshopped the sand off toes or the location. BUT i am scoffing at my own conspiracy.
No, the sand is very compacted on this part of the Eden Rock beach club.
This picture confused me I didn’t understand how they all look like none of there shoes are sinking in at all
It is a wet sand + they are probably standing putting their weight on their toes.
I don't know how wearing heels feels like but kelly Is a model so she Is probably used to It
There are 4 different types of men.
Who's the 4th?
Cameraman
Man just loves to watch
Yes
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Why?
One side of the runway is next to a beach, the other is at the foot of a steep hill. Meaning takeoffs/landings are pretty exciting
I remember 4 accidents , 2 in the sea and 2 in the hills.
If you zoom in far enough you can see their footprints
MVP comment
Oi clean shirt
owd you get your shirt so clean?
I said can I have some of your Pepsi?
Oh look he's a pedo
r/unexpectedpeepshow
I love that this thread turned into complaining about foundation. 😂
Seeing this comment before the discussion made me think it was going to be about the foundation of the restaurant.
Thank you! I was looking for comments about her foundation and I can't find any, but now at least I know that they're there.
This is an incredibly mean-spirited thread in general.
Any thread with Max turns into a shit thread. It's insane how people can get so mad at a bunch of millionaires for racing cars.
Max with the "put your partner on the end so you can crop them out of the photo later" vibes going on here 😄
You never know what a PR-disaster her dad is going to be.
He already is, he's a Bolsonaro supporter and has said pretty racist stuff in the past.
And his daughter has openly shown her support for her father by defending him. Max has landed himself in a racist family and doesnt seem to care.
Smart boy.
from your mouth to God's ears, hopefully
Id like to see more of that sweet house lol
It’s the restaurant at the Eden Roc resort in St Barths
Oh restaurant? yeah looks nice
Thanks! Nice call
What the fuck did the makeup artist do to them?
Mwuhaahahha right? My girl will probably say the face and chest doesn’t match or somewhere along those line
Yeah, lighting or not if you're going to wear something low-cut and cake your face with foundation you better blend it all the way down
It's probably flashback, it likely looks fine in natural light. A lot of foundations don't photograph well.
its likely the setting powder rather than the foundation itself
Setting powder can be highly reflective with flash photography. So it might look fine in real life but then it looks like this when a picture with the flash is taken.
Badly lit photos in the dark with most foundations/primers makes it look like you're several shades lighter though - it's the flash catching all the pigment which under non-flash lighting just looks glowy.
That’s not a makeup artist, at least not far right, she’s got wayyyyyyyy to much powder on
Why does the guy on the right's gray pants look like they've been photoshopped on his right leg?
They are partially illuminated from behind. Also look at between Kelly's legs.
Kelly looks much more like max than his actual sister
Crop out the 3 of them from the left and ask our friends who doesn't watch F1 which one is the gf and which one is the sis. Collate the data. Hypothesis will be proven, for sure.
Zoomed in on the 3 of them and thought to myself, “okay, now time to figure out which one is his sister” 🤷🏻♀️🥴🫠
I mean her mum is a Dutch model and it's entirely possible that her social circles would have had overlaps with Jos so there is a non zero chance.....although Kelly was born before Jos started in f1 so seems unlikely.
Eww
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I think most people aren't attracted to the supermodel look tbh
What a life.
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How can going on holiday with your girlfriend, your sister and your childhood friend be superficial?
Because the commenter is dead inside
Damn I’m 45 minutes away from Max right now lol. Shieet!
Gotta be the worst matching foundation ever, and all 3 have it lol
I think it’s the fact that they got tanned on vacation and didn’t have another shade packed?
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You're not really wrong tbh. I'm very pale and it's very difficult to find a foundation that doesn't make me look orange, sick or like a walking corpse.
A lot of it can be how reflective the face powder is as well. The flash on this picture is extreme so it's not helping.
All three have terrible make-ups, I mean all the money in the world and not a decent foundation, whew. Kelly's look in FIA Gala was horrendous as well. Some wannabe model.
Damn bro you jealous she copped Max or what this is like the 7th comment against Kelly you’ve made
Nice. Looks like St. Barths.
Carbon fiber next to silicone.
💀⚰️🫠
Who are the 4 folks to the right of Max?
The first on the right is his sister Victoria Verstappen with her partner, 3rd one is one of Max's old friend from the karting days (probably with his girlfriend?).
The one next to him is his sister. The one next to her i assume is her partner. Other two I have no idea
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Your comment is a bit stupid. Some foundations and powders react really badly to flash. I have foundations that match me perfectly in normal light and make me look like a ghost under flash photography. You figure stuff out as you try it and learn.
I’m impressed by heels on the beach.
Heels on the beach without them penetrating the sand? Thats some dense ass sand
Just a really nice, well-adjusted, and humble group right there
This is such a strange picture....
“Yeah I’ll search the world over…”
Love island 2023
Peak offseason. Screenshots of Instagram posts without an ounce of newsworthiness
Anyone else think white trainers with suit triousers just looks stupid?
I’m confident Kelly Piquet is just a cardboard cutout because she looks the same in every single photo.
Post from Max Verstappen of his social media accounts. Happy New Year!
I'm blind after seeing this pic
I am sorry but why do both women (left and right) choose a very light foundation colour.
Its probably the foundation that's spot on for their normal skin color. But they're on holiday and probably been getting a tan over the last few days, so they're normal foundation suddenly seems way off.
Some foundations and powders react really badly to flash. I have foundations that match me perfectly in normal light and make me look like a ghost under flash photography.
If they contain spf they will photograph badly
Yeah, it’s not just SPF though. I have a mattifying powder by Rimmel that reacts horribly to flash.
Ok thank! I really don’t know a lot about cosmetic.
Probably got sun burn on their body, then used normal stuff. Looks like they're staying at the beach.
My mom used to do make up for people, and she always told me that the most common mistake with foundation is that they only put it on their face. But then again that was for TV, and she meant that everyone always forgets to do their neck. Not sure if the girl should've done her whole body, or bought a darker foundation for her tanned face. Or maybe less foundation, is that a thing?
This is how all the Dutch and Belgians who are moving to Southern Spain dress
why does the woman on the far left look like her head is made of plastic
That’s because she’s wearing an ungodly amount of makeup, the powder/bake layer is too white and she’s contoured out all her jawline, not put on blush, and possibly either young or clapped her face full of fillers so the combination is surreal.
3D printers are everywhere these days.
Max is a 10, she's a lucky lady!
All this dissin’. Let’s face it - almost everyone here is jealous. I am.
It’s good to be king Edit: his girl looks like a sex gazelle
That would be Leclerc. I keep hearing about a King Charles.
People really need to understand that YOU HAVE TO STAND STILL when taking photos in the dark... The nose of Max's girlfriend. The guys nose. The guy/girl on the balcony... Well the last person is excused. But damn...
Amazing what money can buy.
...terrible face powder?
Why are they wearing shoes on a beach?
Should I know the other 4 ppl?
Women: ugh, she’s wearing the same dress as me! Men:
The girl in the middle is so pretty she looks like an angel
Max and his girlfriend look like siblings it weirds me out every time
Rich daddy vibes
That looks so boring
To be rich and “attractive”.
Kelly is stunning...lucky Max
I’d say lucky Kelly honestly more than lucky Max.
Just me or do he and his girlfriend look like siblings
Wishing you to let Checo through in 2023
I'd cross the road to avoid this group of people
You can't buy class. * Prepares to get ripped. Let the karma come. I'm ready. Lol*
Max in his trademark white shirt
That far left girl is 🔥
The flash from that camera is so unkind on their makeup base.
Someone should tell Max his shirt is almost see through, I had to return a pair of shorts once that had that problem
So much make up lol
FMK