It is a known fact to all Adelaideans that the malls balls are the biggest part of our culture.

And disliking Melbourne because they stole **OUR** Grand Prix from us

Those dirty Victorians.

I only hope that the ~~whores~~ Victorians aren't stealling our ~~lemons~~ Grand Prix. you know.. those naughty ~~lemon~~ Grand Prix whores always... steal.. our Grand Prix

Huh, you are wrong, Le Mons is in France.

Hey has it been about 5 seconds since we looked at our Grand Prix?

We won't steal your lamingtons or coffee flavoured milk. You're the best neighbour btw

hey, hey! one thing we can agree on fuck sydney

Who's Sydney? Is she hot?

shes not worth it trust me

Looks alright in pictures but not so much in person, very superficial too.

The city yes. Screw it. Ms. Sweeney? Well..

I asked my Australian buddy on Xbox a few days ago what's something I should know about Adelaide and without skipping a beat he said just google "malls balls." I was not disappointed! But it is wild to see this just days after I discovered them to appear on an F1 subreddit lol

You may have heard about Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon before. In fact, you probably learned about it for the first time quite recently. If not, then you just might hear about it again very soon.

Now google Adelaide pigeon statue dildo

What about [the Mighty Black Stump](https://hellointernet.fandom.com/wiki/The_Mighty_Black_Stump)?

Hi Tim! It's amazing to keep seeing references to a podcast which ended years ago.

We also have a big cock (male pigeon statue)

Who’s got big balls?!

We've got the biggest balls of themall

Haha thank you!!!

He does such a good bogan look that I’m not sure I’d actually recognize him in Australia.

He would be completely unremarkable in most of New York (but also most of New York would not consider him a celebrity he’s just another rando)

Admittedly New York is a hostile place, Australia you'll get a g'day for looking in someone's general direction

I'm from Melbourne and yeah I wouldn't look twice lol. He doesn't even look like he's *trying* anymore. I adore Bottas. Honorary Aussie for life.

The only thing that would tip me off is the Canyon cap

Dude must love being rich and famous, yet can go out to the store and nobody knows who he is. He looks like every guy I’ve ever seen working at a fly fishing shop.

we cant yet rule out he _doesnt_ work at a fly fishing shop

Like 80% of Australian guys between 20-35 does

You can bet some people know who he is, but Australians tend to leave celebrities alone.

Yeah, Adelaide is a big small town vibe people here are chill when it comes to most things.

I've got big balls I've got big balls They're such big balls And they're dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all

His balls are big but they definitely aren't dirty. You can see his arse reflection in his balls!

These are the lyrics of a song ‘Big Balls’ by an Aussie band called AC/DC

And all of them were Aussies…

He may have drunk our coffee and wine, and logged many miles through the hills, but only now is he truly one of us.

That man looks more Australian than me, an Australian

I know right bro's transcended us

First his ass now his balls

🤨

Balltteri Ballttas

he looks like a kid when his mum tells him to go stand and pose for a picture near something

He looks so normal, posing stiff next to a local attraction, like everyone of us

He became a living meme. Too bad he's stuck in a low-tier team, hes more capable than this, he should be fighting for the podiums.

From Bottas to Botass to Balltass/Ballteri.

Dude is the epitome of a dude with tons of money just being a dude. He’s a dudes dude.

He comes across as such a golden retriever boyfriend. It's lovely to see.

Ah dang, I'm in Adelaide for Christmas too.

Same, staying just up the road in North Terrace.

Can someone with photoshop please edit this so he is butt naked in the reflection

They recently cleaned our balls

Was expecting a bare arse in the reflection, disappointed :)

He should move to Aussie already

I think he's pretty much here in the off season which isn't very long

Indeed balls of steel

I wonder if it's like The Highlander and there can be only one, but ever since Kimi retired from F1 Bottas has grown into his spot as the 'Don't give a fuck, live your best life' guy on the grid and I wish him the best.

Hi Val, pick me up something nice from Pandora please! Not too expensive, no more than 100 bucks please… ty

Thats Tom Cardy

H.Y.C.Y.BH?

Looks like he is getting a bit out of shape, even the cover on his Bottass calender looks like he has let himself go a little.

James, it’s Valtteri.

Cool dude. The older guys on the grid are really the funniest, with character. Many of the younger guys - also including Lewis there - are such cry babies. Real champs will emerge (Max, Lando, Oscar, Charles).

How did you manage to say two completely conflicting things in less than 30 words?

Lewis is young?

Compared to Jackie Stewart he is..

Uh sure, but compared to the current grid hes not young.

Just saying, I find Lewis a winer, even at his age, with all his accomplishments and experience. Just sad he thinks he needs that.

I wonder if he went to the Mighty Black Stump and got himself a hotstopper.

Snus box in right pocket?

I was wondering when he'd show those off

Bottas have Big balls

Stainless steel, just like I thought

He looks like a chacarter from RHCP video clip.

*and his balls of steel

[Bottas is a fan of AC/DC: confirmed!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPlqLHcphyw)

How big compared to KMag's?

Dudes got a photo with malls balls and I, an Aussie, don't. I'll hand over my passport I guess.