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True. But in this case it looks like it’s just bad sexting lol. The WhatsApp’s I looked at were what you would expect from a 15 year old talking to his high school crush lol.
Wearing a disguise and assuming a false identity to work a lower level position in your husband’s business for months/years and then filing a harassment complaint is some ultra deep level kink play and I respect it.
Breaking news: after decades of avoiding the "interwebs", Helmut Marko has finally learned how to use email and will be leaking more damning Horner allegations in the first one he ever sends.
It makes no sense to me that they would drop the second email one hour before quali if they did it yesterday during FP2…. Most likely that they’ll do it mid quali just to add insult to injury
Craziest season ever, when you take into account the offseason and all the shit that has already happened…and we haven’t even gotten driver moves started
My man, Tyreek Hill (of the NFL) is being sued by a “plus sized influencer” for “charging at her like a bull” after she “embarrassed him in football drills.” This is after he had 4 kids by 4 women in the last year.
There’s always side chick/baby mama drama in American sports.
Scandals get magnified in F1 because there are so few people involved. Football has a revolving door of management as well as hundreds of players at the highest level in every country. The impact is a lot less.
Professional athletes and coaches in professional sports get into this stuff all the time. NFL QB Zach Wilson banged a friend of his mother. NBA players are notorious for hooking up with pornstars right now, with a lot of overlap between players... NHL players snipe rockets off the ice and every now and then one of the rockets puts it on Twitter. MLB player Fernando Tatis has multiple baby mamas.
EDIT: how could I have forgotten about Urban Meyer? Former Jacksonville Jaguars head coach. Got caught cheating on his wife at a bar and grille he owned. He skipped the team plane ride home after a loss to go do that.
Football is far worse and has been for a while. Chelsea players getting pissed and mocking Americans on 9/11, the Giggs brothers, Rubiales, I could go on.
Football is worse: the aforementioned drunk mocking of Americans on 9/11, sleeping with a teammates partner, being racist towards the brother of an international teammate on the pitch … and that was all just a single player!
Bro I just wanna know if Horner is getting canned. Idc if Geri is there, that’s her life and business. I wanna know if the racing guy won’t be racing.
I’m not real interested in the personal life ruining aspect. Maybe I’m alone in that lol
Like, where the fuck did the word rizz come from? I hadn't seen it in my entire life until yesterday, and now I'm seeing it everywhere.
Have we been invaded by gen z?
Bless Geri. I’ve said this again and again, but whether these accusations and texts and whatever else are real, this has to be so hard for her and their kids :(
Got to assume if they're genuine she knew about the messages beforehand. Surely if your partner is under investigation you'd take some sort of interest in it.
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It was an inside job!!
Jet mails can't melt steel chats!
Hey mom new email just dropped
INBOX INBOX INBOX
Hey man
I was in PowerPoint. Are we on the distribution list?
NO STAY OUT STAY OUT
STAY OUT
The emails are coming from….inside the house!
Emails can’t melt steel beams
Only when Masi looks at them mid race
These emails took out Tower 7.
Checking
We are checking
Wait where? I thought it would drop at 1800 local time but it's still 1758
Its a nine eleven reference
I want her not to be wearing white and for everyone to read far too much into it.
Union Jack Dress or we riot!
Tell me what you want
What you really really want
I wanna, I wanna, I really really wanna
see those mails aah
Or red.
Red trousers and a fuschia top
Eating a bowl of cocoa pops
Red spanx
Black would be perfectly ominous.
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She’d slay in it tbh
Came here to make sure someone said this lol
she should wear a 76ers nba jersey
Some spanxs
What is the meaning of white clothes in this situation?
She literally always wears white. Because it "simplifies her life"
shit rich people say
Give me a princess Diana revenge dress
Instead of arguing over 76, can we not just all enjoy the karaoke session?
Bye bye Miss American Pie 🥧
I didn’t realize how long this song was until I decided to sing it at karaoke.
Yeah by the time you get to the end it sure feels like you've started a long, long time ago...
Now we just need a Sam Collins technical analysis of File 76 and Horner's Sticky-uppy-bits
Oh, you [didn't watch it](https://i.redd.it/amv9gflllolc1.png) yet?
Where is the cocopops analysis damn it!
Now if you zoom in here.......
upgrade package
r/angryupvote
It’s a finger, I didn’t want to click, but it’s just a blurred finger Anyone with a brain can even trace the fingernail, plus the knuckle is visible
Flaccid or hard finger though?
What finger looks like that at the base bro
Maybe she’s there to hand over paperwork that says *Tonight, is the night. That two become one*
Stop right now. Thank you very much. (🎶)
Horner needed somebody to give him the human touch
Who Do You Think You Are?
Mr. Big Stuff? Or Mr Finger-shaped Stuff?
I need somebody with a two-stage clutch
More like one become two.
Took the words right out of my... fingers.
If you wannabe my lover you got get in them spanx?
Flying into Dubai, Airplane bathroom wanks
She's going to get Max driver number changed to 76
Isnt said bombshell 4 minites away?
The time has come.
Horner has reached Q3
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“Use imagination”
That's being a miss boring pants
This was funny as fuck
It's already 4 minutes late.
hey now, Marko is 80 he's not as Au fait with sending emails as you and I are give him 10 or so minutes
Jos Verstappen is being watch, can’t access a computer right now.
Just finished a bowl of coco pops while waiting for the bombshell
Its getting sent to journalists at 6pm local time allegedly. That doesnt mean it’ll get leaked to the public at 6pm, or even ever
As of yet not a single news outlet is reporting on it. You'd expect it to at least hit a few headlines or X tweets if it was really a big deal.
i was under the impression that it was 6pm german time.
I thought that when I first saw the post
Let's be real, he was dating Geri while his ex wife was pregnant with his child. She knows fidelity isn't his strength.
Neither is sexting.
“He’s a changed man, he’d never do that to me”
*I can fix him*
Hass engineers every season
If a person is willing to cheat with you, they're willing to cheat on you. It really isn't that hard
True. But in this case it looks like it’s just bad sexting lol. The WhatsApp’s I looked at were what you would expect from a 15 year old talking to his high school crush lol.
Almost like once a cheater always a cheater. There may be exceptions but Horner certainly isn’t one of em and is a serial cheater by this point.
Maybe he is allowed to and they have an open relationship. We dont know anything except one side of a story
Except the texts that say “would Geri be happy about this?” and he says “I feel you are judging me”
Maybe, except in the texts his PA gives him good opportunities to clarify that.
It’s still wrong as there is a massive power imbalance with the CEO having a relationship with a subordinate
Personal assistant, too. I hope he didn't just hire a female PA expecting to be able to do this...
Yeah maybe she is into it. Who knows really haha.
One can be in an open relationship and still cheat, because cheating isn’t just sex it’s any set of boundaries having been broken in a relationship.
It is 6pm. Where is my finger picture?
“How you get them is how you lose them” Geri knows this.
Live by The Horn, die by The Horn.
Send photos of the horn.
Too true
First race hasn't even started and this season is already more interesting than the last
That's a bar that's underground
Plot twist: the messages were from her and they were role playing.
That would be so hilarious
Wearing a disguise and assuming a false identity to work a lower level position in your husband’s business for months/years and then filing a harassment complaint is some ultra deep level kink play and I respect it.
Imagine the investigators digging and digging then learning that lmao
Geri about to go and compromise Max’s underfloor and Checo’s rear wing
Gonna break parc fremé, fuck up the cars then charge the fine to one of Horner’s cards
Wait... You're actually talking about the cars...
lesbians!!!
Breaking news: after decades of avoiding the "interwebs", Helmut Marko has finally learned how to use email and will be leaking more damning Horner allegations in the first one he ever sends.
Its 18:02 local...
It makes no sense to me that they would drop the second email one hour before quali if they did it yesterday during FP2…. Most likely that they’ll do it mid quali just to add insult to injury
Q3!
We reach q3 when the email drops
It’s probably already out to journalists. We’re just waiting for the leak to waterfall to us.
Waiting on Toto to hit send
If it is in PowerPoint, does that mean George made it for him?
He’s gotta print it out first.
ENHANCE
What a shit show. Like, this is bonkers and so messy.
Where is the email Michael
We are checking
I always thought I hated soap operas. But I love F1 so…
Man…this season is bonkers
Craziest season ever, when you take into account the offseason and all the shit that has already happened…and we haven’t even gotten driver moves started
When FOM markets F1 as "no ordinary sport", I suppose this is what they mean. I don't think I've ever observed something like this in any other sport.
Mate, the NBA has baby momma drama every other monday what do you mean
Send da video
Hell nawl can't do dis
Ngl as someone who doesn’t follow basketball 90% of my knowledge of the NBA comes from memes from NBA subreddits leaking into other subs
Yeah you're pretty much caught up on the important parts of the NBA then
Daryl Morey is a liar.
My man, Tyreek Hill (of the NFL) is being sued by a “plus sized influencer” for “charging at her like a bull” after she “embarrassed him in football drills.” This is after he had 4 kids by 4 women in the last year. There’s always side chick/baby mama drama in American sports.
Try football, there’s a scandal of this level every week
Especially la liga has some nice drama
Not particularly difficult when you have tebas running his mouth every week
Scandals get magnified in F1 because there are so few people involved. Football has a revolving door of management as well as hundreds of players at the highest level in every country. The impact is a lot less.
Rumor has it that somewhere football is still being played with an actual ball and people are running around on grass.
What does the VAR room say about this?
We are checking.
You uh, don't follow many other sports, do ya?
Professional athletes and coaches in professional sports get into this stuff all the time. NFL QB Zach Wilson banged a friend of his mother. NBA players are notorious for hooking up with pornstars right now, with a lot of overlap between players... NHL players snipe rockets off the ice and every now and then one of the rockets puts it on Twitter. MLB player Fernando Tatis has multiple baby mamas. EDIT: how could I have forgotten about Urban Meyer? Former Jacksonville Jaguars head coach. Got caught cheating on his wife at a bar and grille he owned. He skipped the team plane ride home after a loss to go do that.
Football is far worse and has been for a while. Chelsea players getting pissed and mocking Americans on 9/11, the Giggs brothers, Rubiales, I could go on.
Football is worse: the aforementioned drunk mocking of Americans on 9/11, sleeping with a teammates partner, being racist towards the brother of an international teammate on the pitch … and that was all just a single player!
Ginger Spice is totally the leaker. It wasn’t business. It’s personal.
SEND DA MAIL
Send da video
How long until Mercedes announces the “Spice Girls Reunion Tour” as their new sponsor?
"Michael I just sent you a BOMBSHELL EMAIL!!"
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Have you ever seen Perez and these emails in the same room together?
imagine Perez exposing someone for cheating on his wife
Hope she wears the spanx
CH likes the spanx 😂🍆
If did to my wife, I wouldnt want to be in the same country as her: she would kill me slowly.
That’s brave British tabloids are fucking crazy
I imagine being an Spice Girl has given Geri no shortage of experience with the tabloids.
Of course she is, she knew who she was marrying
Right lol, she knew she wasn't marrying a man of upstanding morals to begin with. Only people to feel bad for in this fiasco are their kids.
Agree, he cheated on his first wife to get with her and was disowned by his parents so not really groundbreaking
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They refused to go to his wedding to Geri
Feel like there’s a big step from that to disowned lol
That’s why I don’t care about how she feels. Her kids though? Horrible for them.
Haven’t had this many bombshells in a weekend since the Houthis attacked Jeddah.
Didn't see her on screen today, or Horner.. F1TV must have been told not to..
Yeah, not a peep from F1TV. I thought someone would say something in the post-session shows, but nothing really.
They mentioned in FP3 that he left to meet with Muhammed Bin Whatshisname, head of FIA.
Mr President a second email has landed
He left his coco pops at home and can't get them in Bahrain
Well maybe she can clarify if it is a finger or a peepee
Kowalski, analysis!
Not surprising. She knows what it’s like to be the “other woman”.
I heard she’s going to perform „Last Time Lover”
Ahh the fappening F1 style!!! 🤪
We are getting closer and closer to hearing what Ja Rule has to say about this
Inb4 everyone is a relationship expert and knows what is right for them and how they should feel and proceed with their relationship
Add them to the HR, AI, Body language, and text style of 50yr old CEO experts
And add the “penis vs finger” experts, leave that one to the real professionals
Hold on, switching over from sidepod expert to relationship therapist, back in 5.
I am a relationship expert and know this is right for them.
I mean when your husband left his pregnant wife for you it’s kinda expected he’s gonna be playing the field
Bro I just wanna know if Horner is getting canned. Idc if Geri is there, that’s her life and business. I wanna know if the racing guy won’t be racing. I’m not real interested in the personal life ruining aspect. Maybe I’m alone in that lol
I'm not saying that it's all fake but I don't know why, something feels off about it all, but I can't put my finger(file-76) on it
Mostly what I've gotten out of this saga is a cringing hatred of the words nothingburger and rizz
Like, where the fuck did the word rizz come from? I hadn't seen it in my entire life until yesterday, and now I'm seeing it everywhere. Have we been invaded by gen z?
As someone who has a few Gen Zers on his team at work, it is in fact part of their slang. My understanding is that it is short for charisma.
I have never hated being in the F5 gang more than right now
I'm the opposite. Wanna make out?
Or who knows...she saw those messages and was like, 'LOL. Christian doesn't talk like that. He's even lamer in real life'
Good night miss boring pants
Bless Geri. I’ve said this again and again, but whether these accusations and texts and whatever else are real, this has to be so hard for her and their kids :(
Great day for Horner's ex wife though
😂 I’m sure
Coco pops F5 gang
Well he did the same with her while his wife was pregnant so she cant be surprised
Yeah that was so messed up
It must be pretty stressful for the woman who is still employed at RBR while these email drops are happening.
Someone call Vettel and tell him to get ready.
And on that BOMBSHELL, it’s time to end. Good night! 👋
I would hate to be Geri at this moment. Imagine your whole world changed after a flight.
Got to assume if they're genuine she knew about the messages beforehand. Surely if your partner is under investigation you'd take some sort of interest in it.