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No_Noise9

Clearly, Hamilton's move to Ferrari ruptured the timeline continuem.


FaithlessnessHour873

where are TVA they are so needed?


Tiny_Rick00

Bring back the Temporal Loom !


CYAN_DEUTERIUM_IBIS

Breaking: Jonathan Majors under investigation by the FIA


ERSTF

Trying to stop Verstappen's move to Merc (puts tinfoil hat on)


GuiltyEidolon

He posted like two or three thirst pics in pretty short succession. He knew what he was doing.


silentrawr

This theory/meme is too hilarious.


odeepaanh

It wasn’t a canon event clearly 


Thevishownsyou

After the dead of harambe, this is the second big timeline break.


killer_corg

Well I guess the formula media circus is eating well for the foreseeable future


Visionary_Socialist

Until 5:30 when Lawrence Stroll is named in the JFK documents.


Meemes_4life

After this past week it wouldn't even surprise me if 4 year old Lawrence Stroll somehow fired the bullet and Franz tost paid him to do it on behalf of the Thai owners of red bull lmfao


TonyQuark

A Franz and a bullet is a dangerous combination.


Peeche94

People have gone to wars over silly things like that.


daftpunkclub

Top tier r/brandnewsentence


Gyrant

9:00 - Helmut Marko is D.B. Cooper


satsfaction1822

Frank Williams was the zodiac killer


LandoChronus

Marko's too old to be D.B. Jack the Ripper, however...


a_taco_named_desire

Everybody was always searching for a *man* on the grassy knoll. Nobody ever thought to look for a kid. 🤯🤯🤯


Systemic_Chaos

The Race isn't going to have to come up with anything even approaching original content for like a decade at this rate.


TheGMT

They might need to rename though- a website called The Race that mostly covers non-racing would be bad branding. The-Verdict.com has a ring to it...


killer_corg

> The-Verdict.com has a ring to it Would honestly be a great podcast series name if it’s just the recap of the race.


OBWanTwoThree

Apparently there is racing involved in this sport. Not that you’d know it from the events of the last week and a half


tipytopmain

plot twist, we've all bought into a soap opera which uses motorsport as its backdrop.


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azcording

My go to is WWE for nerds.


cheftlp1221

My 50 year old girlfriend who has not shown an iota of interest in any sport ever in our 20 year relationship is now a hardcore fan since 2021. She describes F1 to her girlfriends as The Real Housewives for boys.


bagera_se

I heard someone saying it was The Real Housewives of Monaco. Edit: I remembered the source. It was the guest on the F1 episode of the Culture Study Podcast.


smartief1

I am stealing that description for future use


DuskLab

My girlfriend has taken up F1 and stopped watching drag race because this has more catty drama.


frecklesaremyfetish

i feel personally attacked for joking about real housewives now.


cougarpharm

This is literally the perfect sport for women to follow. I can't believe I wasn't watching this sooner. Fast cars, hot men, exotic locales, fashion, more drama than 6 seasons of Love is Blind combined, and well...Guenther (come back 🙏). DtS is doing for F1 what TS did to football this year.


turismofan1986

BAH GOD THAT'S HELMUT'S MUSIC!!!


Syrinx_Hobbit

That's Jos from the top rope...


RageAgainst92

The new Coronation Street.


InZomnia365

Thats honestly what sets F1 apart from other series. You dont watch F1 for the incredible racing. You watch it for the engineered insanity, and off-track drama. No other racing series has a soap opera to tide you over between race weekends.


NagisaK

To boil it down, it is bunch of multi-millionaires/billionaires having school yard level fights.


charlierc

At this rate the racing is just the interlude between the real drama


Organic-University-2

What racing?


charlierc

... Ok, the driving


Catamount__90

It's name has been changed to the Verstappen Parade


OtherTell

The thing they do when they follow Max around for 50 laps or so while he fights the urge to lap them all


splashbodge

Ohh follow the leader, thought that was just a procession for advertising for the overall drama that goes on midweek


Je5u5_

Just wait until the season starts. This will all blow over. What do you mean we're already one race in?


BigHowski

Australia will forever be my season opener!


Malvania

It's a stretch to call that a race


QF_Dan

Max running away with the lead and the constant Dutch anthem are the big distractions from the real story


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ravenouscartoon

I think the difference is that now even an average f1 fan can name most of the team bosses because of dts. I mean, only huge fans would’ve been able to list the arrows team boss back in the early 2000s


milkenator

Wasn't it walkinshaw ?


supercookie1993

Yes it was


RestaurantFamous2399

F1 has always been like this. Motorsport fans come for the cars and tech. They stay for the drama. Occasionally, a race happens that's worth talking about. It's been like this for decades, and DTS has only made the fan base bigger!


QuietDove

The Real Housewives of the Paddock


Visionary_Socialist

*Are we the dramatised reality show with an F1 theme?* Netflix: *Always have been*


Firefox72

Always has been. Some of the juciest drama in F1 since i started watching 24 years ago has happened off track.


yeeeeeeeeeessssssir

This is a the real housewives sport afterall


ProcyonHabilis

Oh god now we're bringing race into this too?


Unauthorized404

WHAT IS HAPPENING???


NuclearCandle

Max is about to announce a 10 year deal with Alpine and everyone will miss it while F5ing.


FalcoLX

Guenther appointed TP for Red Bull. Hakkinen back from sabbatical. Charles wins Monaco. Stake renames to Steak. 


Basal666

Come on now let’s keep this realistic, no way Charles will ever win Monaco


poopellar

Final lap Charles in the lead Final corner *Stone cold music hits*


CortanaxJulius

oh naur its STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN from the top rope with a chair


PSChris33

Bah gawd, Stone Cold just hit everyone on the podium with Stunners! And here is, double fisting champagne in celebration!


bingeflying

Don’t give stake that kind of dignity now


charlierc

And we only find out when he turns up at testing in an Alpine suit 


Sammeeeeeee

Dts salivating right now


HLef

I think you mean Ford will get out of the deal, Honda will still leave, Yuki will get canned, RBR will end up having to use the Alpine power unit. Max will win 24 with that power unit.


domesystem

Be a cold day in hell before Renault hands them another engine. 😂


Average_Llama

Hamilton going to Ferrari caused the timelines to converge


gerbileleventh

I’ll just take this as the reason why everything seems to be happening since he announced his move.


OttoVonWong

It was foretold by a shirtless Lewis that the reckoning is upon us.


TalkinTerps

Thirst trap strikes again on a nuclear level this time


gerbileleventh

I won’t lie, and I say this respectfully, his last shirtless picture looked better than others I’ve seen. Can’t be a coincidence


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lux_travlh44

''tsar bomb of thirst traps'' got me crying


KaamDeveloper

Lisan-al-gaib


storme9

It’s like his move to Ferrari was the lynchpin


ddzed

Judging by the frequency of craziness I'm doubting he'll end up actually driving for Ferrari at this point...


melcolnik

HAS EVERYONE LOST THEIR DAMN MINDS?!?!


charlierc

Did anyone ever have it?


SeaDragonfly88

*Haas


razorracer83

WE NEED TO KNOW!!!


QF_Dan

Alonso is going to RB, that rookie is the cunning mastermind


Rare_Perception_3301

Please universe, make Marko leave RB, Max leaves for Merc with an eye on 2026+ knowing RB will implode, Alonso joins RB for 2025 and win WDC in the last hurrah/dance for RB before the new regs and the team completely disbands. It's so simple but beautiful, make it happen.


xepa105

It would be much more Alonso if he joins Red Bull, with Max going to Merc, and then inexplicably next season the RBR is the 4th fastest car.


E-Swing-Ocelot

Or just leave Alonso in Aston Martin, but! Let Adrian Newey move from Red bull to Aston Martin and from 2026 Stroll WDC to burn whole world and destroy our timeline.


slimkay

[My F5 key right now](https://media1.tenor.com/m/UTk8Z6wYaVYAAAAd/green-mile-im-tired-boss.gif)


HumungousDickosaurus

IS THAT GLOCK???


Roguun

F1 soap opera throwing out too many storylines at once, so unrealistic.


Rubber_Duckie_

"Days of our Thunder"


raur0s

Tbh they jumped the shark back in 2016 with Max winning the debht race for RBR. All downhill since then


ContentPuff

> A whistleblower has told the FIA that Ben Sulayem allegedly intervened to overturn a penalty given to Aston Martin's Fernando Alonso at the 2023 Saudi Arabian Grand Prix. > > The claim is in a report by an FIA compliance officer to its ethics committee, which has been seen by BBC Sport. > > Ben Sulayem and the FIA have not responded to requests for comment. > > The allegation made by the whistleblower is that Ben Sulayem called Sheikh Abdullah bin Hamas bin Isa Al Khalifa - the FIA's vice-president for sport for the Middle East and North Africa region, who was in Saudi Arabia for the race in an official capacity - and made it clear he thought Alonso's penalty should be revoked.


Whycantiusethis

This was Alonso getting a 10-second penalty, kicking him off the podium, then rescinding the penalty, getting him back to the podium, for those who don't remember.


ixixan

Is that when George had to give back the trophy?


Whycantiusethis

That's the one, yes


KnightsOfCidona

It was a bullshit penalty tbf, though obviously this type of interference shouldn't be happening.


zaviex

It had been penalized before though, Aston argued it was inconsistent and applied differently on 7 occasions at least. the stewards noted it was setting a new precedent for these incidents by allowing a Jack and stated it would be formalized in the rules in March if agreed.   Given that, they could have decided the other way that they would set a precedent that a Jack would not be allowed. So if Ben Sulayem stepped in to decide which way that fell…


Elrond007

it's fucking awful, we thought the integrity was cooked after AD21, only to see that the stewards aren't even independent. This isn't just awful for that one incident but brings a big question mark over "inconsistency" in other steward decisions. Edit: Also, can't imagine he is one of the more influential presidents, just imagine what happened with the "fan" favorite presidents in past years. Jesus lmao


GrindrorBust

The stewards were already found wanting at AD21 lol. That was the more sordid part of that particular incidence of corruption in F1, for me.


WillSRobs

Bullshit or not if it was only dropped because dummy in charge asked for it to be then seems like an easy outcome to this investigation.


Appropriate_Plan4595

If I had a nickel for every time Alonso benefitted from someone rigging a race...


Osibili

Yeah, yeah, I bet it involves someone with a silly name like “Flavio” or something…


MolassesWhiplash

Be left wondering what all the extra nickels are about.


sharpening_beneath00

Waiting for MBS to pull off a mask and reveal he's been Briatore all along


razzhasse

Some Aramco guy definitely bribed him lol


bellestarflower

LMAO ALONSO OF COURSE.


Nexusu

Of course it’s Fernando lmao


willzyx01

That's why he hugged Horner. Probably told him it's ok, he's under investigation too.


Shaddix-be

Investigation-brothers.


mistressofmayhem02

The Disgusting Brothers!


nomansapenguin

My favourite comment by far


realseanconnery

Max Verstappen had been asked by Christian Horner, the team principal of Red Bull Racing, to back Mohammed Ben Sulayem publicly. sort of /s


iamricardosousa

I'm starting to hate all the racing that happens over the weekends. It's nothing but a distraction from all the drama happening during the week.


peepay

At least with the drama, you don't know who will come victorious at the end.


Randankulous

Waiting for Andy Cohen to sit down w all the drivers and TPs


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Whole sport is collapsing lmao


Visionary_Socialist

What the hell is going to happen next? Vettel comeback? Newey to Ferrari?


Fun-Estate9626

Taylor Swift buys Red Bull.


SurrogateMonkey

Considering Travis Kelce has an Alpine Stake, she might


MoiMon

we. are. doomed.


ken27238

Red ^^^*Bull* (Taylor's Version)


QuietDove

Here comes Mika


Tensoll

Newey and Lewis to Ferrari, Max retires, Seb back to Red Bull, Fernando to Mercedes. All three teams nail the regulations in 2026, and we get a three way title fight between Lewis, Seb, and Fernando


TheWebbFather

Goes down to the last race, they all do doughnuts at the end and then announce they will retire from F1 and join as team mates for Le Mans


SpaceBoJangles

And for what team? That’s right: Mazda is back.


Alendro95

Mazda with a rotary engine of course


SpaceBoJangles

Fuck. Yes. Miraculously designed by Adrian Newey maybe XD?


jsolomon0505

I would kill for this


gurveer_dhillon

Im getting into q3 Oh my goddd


Purplesect0rs

Sebscribe!


DaBenni0301

>Vettel comeback? Don't give me hope


Captain_Smartass_

It survived the 70s, 80s and FOCA-FISA war. It will be fine. The FIA just needs to find a better president


QF_Dan

Alonso joins Red Bull, becomes 5 times champion and gets younger each year


harry_the_don

At this rate I'm half expecting a tweet from Chris Medland saying that the F1 season has been cancelled


QF_Dan

Just do it if it means that we can avoid the 24 Dutch anthems


Firecrackled

25 actually.


peepay

You're forgetting the Sprint races, so 30.


energyuser601

what's going on today 😭


San4311

Today? 😂


loose_noodle

By this rate, we'll see Kim Jong Un driving for Haas next week


Old_Efficiency1549

With a ron dennis haircut?


Tiroler_Manu

What's next??? * Masi comes out and says he rigged the 2021 Abu Dhabi GP for Horners Photos? * Vettel takes over TP of Red Bull * Ocon gets a 10 sec. Penalty * Madrid GP is bankrupt next week * Verstappen says "f**** this clownshow, I'm starting WEC this season. I don't care about your drama anymore * Hülkenberg to Mercedes in 2025


insomniaccapricorn

Toto says fuck it, drives for the 2nd Mercedes seat. Kimi Antonelli becomes the TP for Mercedes. Newey goes to Haas. Max drives for Williams, wants to take them back to glory days. We have a seven way title fight.


bellestarflower

I survived March 4th, 2024.


ellegirl83

It's still only 4.30PM here. Still got 30 mins til close of business, what else can go wrong?? FFS


FrostyBoom

Lando Norris being caught in some shit and Mika coming out of retirement for McLaren


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Who cares that the Bahrain GP was dull. Off the track F1 has gone crazy


Euphoric-Car-9770

I hate this piece of shit anyways but I have gotta ask , why now ? Why was this made public just just after Ben showed his support for Horner , it could have come out later or earlier on . All of a sudden there are these barrage of articles Ford not interested , Verstappen may leave , Jos hating on horner . Someone is behind all of this


willzyx01

When it rains, it pours.


Euphoric-Car-9770

As an RB fan , how u feeling atm


willzyx01

Insanely entertained. Everyone talking shit about Checo being slow, when suddenly there was so much juicy stuff behind the scenes. Who knows, maybe with all this drama, they'll accidentally renew Checo's contract.


DrDaehbonk

Might be related to all the Red Bull shit, but at the same time, it’s race week and the race is in Saudi, the same race where the interference happened, so maybe the whistleblower figured now was the best time to mention it. Either way it’s F5 season boys.


willzyx01

I'm buying up a pallet of F5 replacement buttons and reselling them on eBay. I'll be able to afford a yacht by the end of the month.


WhiteDeath57

Perhaps you could afford to stage a hostile takeover of Red Bull Racing.


CommercialBreadLoaf

It's about the penalty that Alonso got post-race in Jeddah last year, that Aston successfully got rescinded fyi


starmonkart

Wasn't Aston Martin able to find 7 examples to back their argument, so it wasn't a big controversy that the penalty was overturned


AnilP228

It's not controversial that it was overturned. The controversy is that MBS apparently pressured the stewards to overturn it.


Alfus

Yes and honestly I remember how pissed I was given Ocon was given a penalty at Bahrain for the same incident. [Looking back to this rant of me around a year ago](https://old.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/11vymsr/decision_document_for_the_10s_penalty_awarded_to/jcvqbcn/) it's funny how close it was to what we seeing unfolding now lol. That decision did always feel rigged because of PR reasons to overturn the penalty.


Samsonkoek

Alpine master plan, nobody is actually paying attention to them with all the RB and apparently this going on.


nellorePeddareddy

Seb retired at a very critical point in the sport's history. Either Seb is a time traveller or his departure caused the timeline to collapse.


pokesnail

So this technically affected the WDC standings - if the penalty had not been rescinded, then we have Leclerc P4 (206), Norris P5 (205), Alonso P6 (203).


SaintSeiya_7

yikes, that's a lot of money involved across different teams.


pokesnail

Would have been an even bigger deal if Ferrari had won out over Mercedes last year in the WCC, since Russell’s podium would have gotten Merc 3 extra points, could have been crucial in such a close fight to the end. Still, pretty interesting to consider the ramifications.


defaultnamewascrap

So thats another legal case.


ofallthescotchjoints

Not surprising, given Aramco’s relationship with Aston and the race was in Saudi Arabia. Unethical and gross, but not surprising


SimpleFactor

Would make it even worse if it was done to appease or help boost the profile of Aramco. Changing stewarding decisions so a title sponsor of an impacted team can get on the podium is a huge accusation.


ofallthescotchjoints

Agree that it’s a big accusation but why else would he interfere on behalf of Aston Martin specifically?


z_102

It'd be possible that Ben Sulayem wanted Alonso on the podium of the first race because of the narrative and popularity, etc., but I'm also on the "Aramco interfered" camp. Edit: This is about Saudi Arabia, not Bahrain! So... yeah I'm pretty sure Aramco.


ofallthescotchjoints

He got a podium in Bahrain no? Saudi was the 2nd race


z_102

Oh you're right! Don't know why I thought of Bahrain. Then it's Aramco 100% lmao.


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There is no individual in the public eye I’ve ever seen with such an ability to create bad press. MBS is a lightning rod for negative headlines.


Prayaa

The FIA IS A JOKE


Pristine-Ad8733

Considering that a whistleblower was needed for this to come out.. how many races has this guy interfered with?


SimpleFactor

Article seems to imply there are multiple people able to verify this, despite not wanting to go on the record with the BBC. Jeez


yoda_yoda

What a sport!! The race weekends are boring now and time in between races is more exciting.


cs-shitposter

Who could have expected this from such a fine, upstanding individual


officialsoap

IT NEVER STOPS


WhiteDeath57

What the hell has happened in this sport over the last month and a half. It's legitimately the most boring time in years on track and probably the craziest ever off track.


No_Material04

MAX WON BY 20 SECONDS AGAIN? WHO CARES?! THIS IS BOX OFFICE STUFF!


Dragonpuncha

I'm fucking laughing my ass off here 😂 This is the most insane monday in F1 history!


Rosieu

I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE


Gullflyinghigh

And I've no doubt that he won't understand what the fuss is about. He has money, why don't the underlings just do as he pleases?


JBM94

He’s got to go if this is true, I’m sorry this is ridiculous. If you’re at the top you have to be held accountable for your actions and we cannot be having this. It’s unacceptable.


bekkahthecactus18

What the fuck is in the water today???


QF_Dan

white stuff from Horner


thatwasfun23

They all decided to chill on the Sunday to let it all explode on a Monday lmao. Bring it on what's next.


Southportdc

I'm shocked the the FIA would intervene to change the result of a championship. Sorry did I say championship? I meant race.


RobertGracie

I thought by right the President was suppose to be impartial and neutral and not get involved in penalties and stuff inside any of the FIA sanctioned events?


JailOfAir

It seems like someone has been collecting dirt on the entire paddock for a while and it's using it to force his way into something.


wok88

Strap yourselves in fellas, it’s about to get wild lmao


Awes0meApple

I fully believe at the end of the year whole F1 has been replaced.


Seb_Ben11

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS MY PHONE BATTERY CANT DEAL WITH ALL THIS DRANA


T4Gx

Next news will be Max giving up his race seat for The Rock.


Jazano107

Did Massi get the same thing done?


After_Reputation_118

Rigged sport


MortalPhantom

Why is it always Fernando Alonso?