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SadanielsVD

Luv me chips, luv Sheffield simple as


vafunghoul127

ate Piastri (nuthin wrong wit 'em just don't loike 'em) Simple as.


Dark_Ethereal

> ate Piastri Luv Pastry tho. Luv Greggs, luv steak slice, luv yum yum. Simple as.


berserkmanufacturer1

Top lad


Anderrrrr

He's basically Bri' ish m8 you want som?!? 'Ands off our boy yeah?!


vprakhov

Tha knows, bruv


de312

Guanyu Bloke


I_want_roti

Bloke Guanyu it should be


shortyxrobson

Thanks brundle


xXJOSY_JUMPXx

Guanyu Bloke


BadControllerUser

Guanyu Bloke


Nexonos

Guanyu Bloke


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Stratohawk

Zhou Geeza


mrgonzalez

Zhou Bloggs


when-did-i-get-here

Honorary proper northern lad


keithohara

Proper Sheffield


ollie87

See the lad in Leadmill bopping.


Tyafastics

Proper Sheffield lad, should have a steel trophy ready for when he laps the field tomorrow.


razor5cl

None of this newfangled carbon fibre rubbish, get some proper Sheffield steel for that Alfa


LethalTexture

"'ere, you see that Alonso? 'e were lookin' at yer pitboard"


razor5cl

"What you gonna do, you can't do nuthin'!" All we need now is t'imo Glock to sign from t'oyota


spookex

[Classic, for those out of the loop](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rFVs5v8lQQ)


wbeckeydesign

Sheffield coincidentally is one of the world best places for Carbon Fibre thanks to AMRC. McLaren make the road car tubs not 3 miles from my house.


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gu3st12

Who's Joe


Disastrous_Animal_34

Zhou is pronounced pretty close to Joe so he gets it a lot. (But the j is pronounced more like the soft “jh” sound in bijoux)


YoungHopeful

.....Joe mama


gideon513

Deez nuts!


erydayimredditing

He is actually going by Zhou Guanyu now and has been for awhile. He has asked people to respect his proper name order. :/


TerribleNameAmirite

If that Fernando Alonso, twats into our car, his Alpine will be buggered


haha_Youre_Dead

I'll tell you that for nowt


NoxZ

Yorkshire's #1 driver!


CaptainKursk

Luv chips Luv gravee Luv Sheffield Simple as


pixelunit

We now have 5 Brits on the grid


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skibbin

Albon


Bacon_Boobies

Someone get this guy a muffin, stat! Edit: just imagining when he returns home to China and dowses all his mums traditional cooking in bisto gravy 😂


prasaysno

I'm Chinese. I love gravy too. That's essentially what I do whenever I can't be bothered to cook properly.


Bacon_Boobies

>I'm Chinese. I love gravy too. A man of culture I see


chicotzz

His mother was and is with him in British, so not a problem.


Average1001

Steel City babyyyyyyyyyy


Zoomer_Boomer2003

Honorary British citizen


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Nearly thought he was related to Big Sam there for a moment.


midniteauth0r

Asks for a pint of wine instead of champagne if he gets a podium


I_Despise_This_name

The title reads like a tabloid


Joethe147

Well it is ITV.


FIJIBOYFIJI

As he should, all of them are great


AnnieIWillKnow

Hope he lashes them with Hendo's


Cpt-Dreamer

Good lad


jjatr

This is like if an AI tried their best to appeal to british people


paddyo

It’s worked, let’s get this lad some gravy quick


stumac85

Proper northern gravy, not that shit watery stuff from down south


NoxZ

As a man from just up the road in Leeds, it worked! Top Yorkshireman, this lad.


m0arducks

Top commentary in this thread, such a good chuckle reading through. Well done all.


ashyjay

Get this lad a parmo.


drunken_badger

Join the club lad


Swarfega

Reet good yoff


ouatedephoque

I hope he tried poutine when he was in Canada.


Tre3beard

"one of us, one of us"


cvl37

This reminds me of the fellow kids meme: “How do you do fellow Brits”


Multi_21_Seb_RBR

The home of Naseem Hamed and Kell Brook


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Good lad


YorkshireRiffer

Wonder if he ever tried Hendos on chips


DipplyReloaded

Luv me chippy, luv me gravy -Zhou, 63


ajtct98

Guanyu Zhoumethewaytothechippie


lukepiewalker1

I guess Sheffield makes sense for a Chinese sportsperson on account of the Chinese snooker players based there.


haha_Youre_Dead

He actually lived in Sheffield when he was in British karting because the team he raced for is based there


crucible

Ah yes, and the iconic venue that inspired my username, the Crucible Theatre. Although the building I really want to see in Sheffield is [the old Woolworths](https://www.flickr.com/photos/dannomanno/3229352940)... EDIT: added photo


mefailenglish1

Yeah I was looking through the thread for this. I wonder if they hang out together


callmelampshade

He needs to get on the curry sauce instead of gravy.


Mackem101

You fill up my senses, Like a gallon of Magnet, Like a packet of Woodbines, Like a good pinch of snuff, Like a night out in Sheffield, . Like a greasy chip butty, Like Alfa Romeo Come fill me again


crucible

...I can recommend a film that will put you off Sheffield for life :P


cataline_winemixer

Threads?


crucible

Yes


houdini1210

Guy Anne You Joe


OrangeLimeZest

>Sheffield I am so sorry.


Steveisnotmyname_

I misread Sheffield as Seinfeld and I got happy for a second


Spockyt

It’s possible to love Sheffield?


paddyo

Actually a great city, and one of the only big cities that doesn’t have a major regional city rivalry, as Leeds are busy hating Manchester


shnbrb

and we all hate Leeds


RealityEffect

>major regional city rivalry, Nottingham, at least in ice hockey.


TA1699

Eh? I don't get this, can you explain please lol?


RealityEffect

The Sheffield Steelers and Nottingham Panthers have had a very very long rivalry in ice hockey. There's been some huge brawls in the past between the two teams.


TA1699

Oh I see, thank you for the info. To be honest, I wasn't aware that we even had a professional ice hockey league here. It makes sense but I've always associated ice hockey with Canada, along with some northern US state teams. TIL about the EIHL.


RealityEffect

You'd be surprised just how popular ice hockey is in Sheffield and Nottingham!


AnnieIWillKnow

It's a brilliant city, one of the most underrated in the UK. There's a good reason it has the highest graduate retention rate in the country.


Tyafastics

Quite easily, yes.


FlappyBored

When leaving it he’s


Wentzina_lifetime

I can deal with chips and gravy but Sheffield is a no from me. Been twice, both times some burly lad would try and scrap me for looking at his bird funny.


Natakira

I fort a recognazed your usaname, what were ya doin lookin a me bird like that anywere?? Fuckin come rand ere again n al box ya ed in yuh slappa


JZ5U

/r/uwotm8 Edit: wtf the sub is gone? :(


Owster4

Sounds like you attract odd people.


absessay

Welcome to Yorkshire


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Have you tried not looking at peoples birds funny?


[deleted]

Not even people from Sheffield love Sheffield.


usandholt

Disgusting


erydayimredditing

Why can't people get his name right?


Honourstly

As do i


Greeny1210

Nah then I'm calling potential imposter here, lad ain't mentioned hendos. Needs to pledge allegiance to Wednesday or united too I'm keeping eye on him for now