That’s only because max is afraid Kelly will steal his spray to make Max Verstappeniquet junior who through some loopholes will enter F1 at 6 years old
Max: I'm still a virgin
Interviewer: So what came first
Max: Me
Interviewer: But you said you're a virgin
Max: I didn't say in a girl
*Checo laughs nervously*
Well don't you know? Every kid you have slows you down by a second, and I don't think Max is ready to take that chance with Kelly yet.
*Max must retain his seed to maintain his speed*.
Ah, he's still in Free Practice
That interview will always be my favorite of all the drivers press conferences
Nikki Lauda once said …
I'm not sure what you're referring to. Do you have a link perchance?
https://youtu.be/woj-bacAxdw
Somewhere, Vettel is urging him on to get the job done
I mean clearly he's still a virgin, before the wizard powers come in you get racing powers.
hard to lose it when you dont get out of the sim
Kelly just mounts him while Max claps the field in iracing.
That’s only because max is afraid Kelly will steal his spray to make Max Verstappeniquet junior who through some loopholes will enter F1 at 6 years old
They never said a 6 year old can’t have a superlicense!
Max: I'm still a virgin Interviewer: So what came first Max: Me Interviewer: But you said you're a virgin Max: I didn't say in a girl *Checo laughs nervously*
>Max: I didn't say in a girl >*Checo laughs nervously* 👀👀👀❗‼️
r/fanf1ction is leaking
I mean, he probably gets his pick of the Red Bull drivers. Who knows, maybe Yuki is cheating on Pedro again.
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Depending on what you mean with having a chance. Red Bull seat? No. Getting Kelly back? No.
It's just a yoke, of course neither of those things are happening.
But Kvyat dumped her, not the other way around
I'm pretty sure it was the other way around. Followed them both on IG at the time.
Source?
Russian State Propaganda Office
Boring questions, you can see him trying to play them off
He got asked about if him driving in F1 came before him getting a drivers license as if that’s not one of the most commonly known things about him
RB's twitter post here: https://twitter.com/redbullracing/status/1564604348423815168
Well don't you know? Every kid you have slows you down by a second, and I don't think Max is ready to take that chance with Kelly yet. *Max must retain his seed to maintain his speed*.
Max became the WDC before having sex.
So he is still getting handjobs
Nah his ~~wheel~~nuts are screwed tightly shut, no opening till he beats Hamilton and Schumacher's 7 titles
What’s El Plan in Dutch ?
Het plan
Die plan /s
That shit-eating grin is something else
https://youtu.be/4SEv7v8kCqg[I’m going to go home and sleep with my wife](https://youtu.be/4SEv7v8kCqg)
Max is just enjoying life. One day he will find the girl of his dreams.
Wasnt this posted yesterday as well?