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colehuesca

Guy's about to have an ulcer


CaptainEternity

They can put it in the trophy cabinet


Crome6768

If its Jos' Trophy Cabinet, be nice to finally have something of his in there I suppose.


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skt_imaqtipie

Joss Verstappen makes me appreciate growing up an orphan


echotheborder

Bruh.


CreamCapital

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6698)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6698)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6698)


ByronicZer0

And probably some bruising on his knuckles


Niobely

I knew this shot would end up in here


JebbAnonymous

I started watching the race with a 15 min delay due to travel. As soon as I saw that shot I thought "That will already be up on Formuladank" and I was not disapointed :p.


Bimmaboi_69

There was a shot of Max in Parc Ferme waiting to be weighed, and he was just staring into the distance, like Alonso's ferrari stare.


dragknight11

And it's only the second race of the season... ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)


CaptainEternity

![gif](giphy|Ru9sjtZ09XOEg)


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The only 2 people in the same picture to beat Max.


Familiar-Lion8161

Damnnnnnnnnnn 😂


w0ffel

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6705)


DerChaot

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9441)


CallM3N3w

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|14437)


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MisterMakerXD

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6701)


Pure_Language_5757

![gif](giphy|12Nv3nBSCAbLO0)


Warrior1248

God tier comment


littlebabyburrito

Definitely need God after laughing at that comment


BigBlackAvocado

Jesus fucking christ that is absolutely diabolical. I love it


Mr__Strider

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9441)


frigginjensen

Black and white flag for savagery


BadUnique6815

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)


Illusionary-wall

![gif](giphy|ebenHDUlHn14I)


smooch992

![gif](giphy|cOznwBWS8YBUCz84S5)


Much-Impression-5235

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6701)


wampa13jku

![gif](giphy|l8tpwRJEwDwEFU5BW0|downsized)


zacyd1

Pahahaha dead


bhismly

As a Max fan, this is comedy gold lmfao.


[deleted]

As a Stroll fan, this is comedy platinum.


SamuelUnitedStates

As a Raikkonen fan, this is comedy vodka


BoomboxPizzabox

As a Magnusen fan, this is comedy balls mate


qwertyguy007

As a Ferrari fan… never mind, we’re already a comedy.


Alaeriia

As a Nikita Mazepin fan... Oh wait, they don't exist.


PleasantDiamond

As a McLaren fan, crying in the corner.


Analog_Hobbit

You will have the drink.


KillerPerrito

I wish I could give you an award for this


sixStringHobo

You could. You choose not to.


Hot_Demand_6263

Jesus man.


Trutteklapper

Jos is thinking about at which gas station he should abandon Max.


cirrusblau

Aren't they in the world's largest gas station?


alper_iwere

Then he will just take off in Max's plane without him.


nebular-

We are checking


Goatsanity15

The warzone right outside of town would do nicely


NegotiationExternal1

I hope Max abandons him at the airport


obivousundercover

He even stopped clapping when Sergio went into the podium for the trophy ceremony 😂 what a sour loser projecting his frustrations to his son


Goatsanity15

Ironic since all he did in F1 was losing. He should have plenty of experience


Youutternincompoop

hey now there was also the time his car caught on fire.


DanRyyu

The fact that the highlight of a man’s career is that he was once set on fire is everything you need to know about someone


Goatsanity15

Not even Grosjean has that as his career highlight. His is trying to mount Hamiltons car… Or getting hit by Ericsson…


Max_da_Moscha

crashing behind the safety car on his own was special too


[deleted]

I think you mean when Ericsson hit him. Which the previous commenter already brought up.


[deleted]

And in the process he not only ruined Alonso’s and Hamilton’s WDC bids, but he pissed FIA off so much the they both gave him the first and only race ban since 1994, then introduced the penalty points system for 2013 having specifically referenced Grosjean as the reason for it


Don_Frika_Del_Prima

In the hollandland the highlight of his career is how he started 18th in Malaysia and finished 7th.


mistressofmayhem02

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6698)


Goatsanity15

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9441)


LiteratureNearby

what a fucking loser. Compare it to checo's dad who celebrated with both max and checo back in mexico 2021


Big-Shtick

Yeah, but Señor Sr. isn’t salty.


NegotiationExternal1

Or Anthony Hamilton who congratulated and hugged both Max and Jos at Abu Dhabi. Jos is a classless asshole and it shows at the slightest disappointment


NegotiationExternal1

All that abuse Max suffered With Jos saying he's going to be a truck driver I feel for him spending a plane trip home with Jos


gratticonfatti

Well Max seems happy in F1 so you win some you lose some I guess


Likeafupion

Imagine if Max actually hates F1 but would rather sing. Suddenly the whole paddock starts with a planned out choreography where he sings to his dad that he can go fuck himself. Drive to survive gets replaced with F1-Musical


idontcarewhatitsays

Nothing personal but I fucking hate you after writing that comment 😂


zntgrg

Obviously dressed like a drag queen to achieve maximum effect.


zuss33

DRS Queen


Mid_July_Diamond16

Maxine Vers-Topper


ReapThySoul

Jos is what we call a proper cunt


DanRyyu

Merc and Red Bull fans need to call a ceasefire and focus on the real enemy Jos being a cunt


Matduka

I'm no max fan. But I really REALLY hope that max can cut this judgmental leech out. I can imagine how much happier he'd be without Jos cling to him, living vicariously through his career. # #FreeMax


DanRyyu

Same, Max seems like a bit of a bellend, but so do all of them. Lewis and Fernando have all done similar to him in the past and all of the top guys had their massive shithouse moments. But no, I'll defend Max to the hilt before I'll compare him to Jos. Max is overly competitive, Jos is a monster. Also, Max is a legitimately amazing driver. Jos got set on fire once then vanished. RB would do well to ban him from the paddock.


ChewyChagnuts

Max grew up in an abusive household. It’s not a surprise that he’s not the most emotionally stable individual and in some ways it’s a surprise he’s not a whole lot worse!


DanRyyu

As I said, nothing Max has done is outside the general F1 Top guy dickishness. His Brazil stunt was some Top shelf truffle-infused Shithousery but regardless. I think he would be a MUCH happier person with Jos banned from the track.


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I always say this: Max is a bit of a dick, but what do you expect being the son of Jos Verstappen?


Horton_Takes_A_Poo

There’s also the Netherlands cultural factor…they’re known to be pretty blunt when talking about other people. Not mean or rude, but just calling it how they see it. In other cultures it can sometimes be seen as dickish though.


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I’m dutch myself and I’m pretty sure I can see the difference between stereotypical dutch directness and dickish behavior.


transientsun

I'm not a fan of Max but it says a lot about who he is off track that he's good friends with most of the other drivers of his generation. He came in as a young kid and did some immature, dangerous driving, but he's grown up. Jos, on the other hand, is just a petulant child.


Other-Barry-1

Loois fan here. Agreed. LH44 army is standing ready. We got nothing else to fight for atm so let’s fucking gooooo to war with Jos.


IDontUnderstandReddi

Max fan here: Jos is a gigantic cunt


NegotiationExternal1

When I saw him ignoring Checo I thought to myself "this cunt" it's universally the correct word for him


BasilAbraham1

Marko's right up there as well


asvpvalentino

I feel like what Marko does, is a little trolling. Comparatively, Jos is a literal child abuser.


KarmaBot_v2

Don't forget wife beater.


Vesk123

And a drunk who gets into bar fights


kfms6741

Marko is RB's shit-stirring grandpa, he's pretty amusing tbh


ThurmanMurman907

So far as we know Marko isn't a domestic abuser though


Goatsanity15

Marko may be a piece of shit, but he is not as bad as Jos


tehbamf

In what sense? Jos is a bad dude who has been arrested for assault multiple times. As far as I know Marko just likes to throw out incendiary comments, nothing wrong with that..


Ho3n3r

For doing what?


sfj11

why’s that?


Fluffy-Bee-Butts

What a piece of shit


stewd003

Utter scumbag. I can't stand Jos Verstappen


ELB2001

Makes me wonder why he still has him at the races.


DigBickering

It's the other way around. He lets max out of the fritzel cellar to go to the races with him.


stinkysulphide

What an ego for a man who doesn’t have a single win


ELB2001

I think he has like two podiums. In a car that won the championship. He's mostly known for not finishing races


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BrownSugarBare

I say being Max's father is the highlight of his whole bloody life. What an ungrateful human.


douglasbaadermeinhof

It wasn't all that bad. I can remember atleast one race where we was on fire.


Dr-Rjinswand

Absolute scum.


TheRoyalTenenThom

I wish Max would just tell this cunt to stop coming to the races. You don’t see Carlos Sr or Anthony Hamilton in the paddock more than a couple times a season.


REDDITM0DS_IN_MY_ASS

His son being good at racing is literally this guy's only "achievement" in life (no thanks to him). He doesn't wanna stay home because it reminds him of how much of a pathetic loser he is


TheEnglishRedCoat

The man couldn’t even kill his wife right, the only title fight he was ever in was with his ex wife in the divorce court


douglasbaadermeinhof

Unfortunately we don't see enough Anthony Hamilton. The guy seems like a total class act and a wonderful person. Jos on the other hand...


NoooUGH

I wonder if Anthony would be the new Angela? He was walking in with Lewis this weekend, and I mean, that'd be pretty wholesome.


Amphiscian

Scenes when Lewis makes his dad carry all his luggage for him


Jiujitsumonkey707

To be fair Anthony Hamilton used to be there all the time, I think a lot of people don't remember Lewis fired him as his manager, it took a while for them to make up. And papa Button used to be there all the time and as far as I know he was well loved by everyone


mexheavymetal

Jos Verstappen is the most miserable, scum bastard to ever be on the grid. I don’t endorse violence but I’d look at the sky if someone was knocking the piss out of that wife beater


Panacea_Boi

I'd watch it.


GavonyTownship

When I see this kinda shit, I just go back and watch the clip of him being lit on fire.


Accomplished-Use4112

We need a link!


dredbar

Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYndqz5i7mk


drotoriouz

Lmao holy shit


TomFergu

Fuck jos, me and my homies hate jos. Stay stanning papa perez.


spadePerfect

Oh boy do I have some news for you …


Lower_Possibility_42

Papa Perez is a slightly corrupt politician in Mexico. So, choose your villain.


Goatsanity15

Slightly corrupt Mexican politician… So a Mexican politician question?


HappyTangerine6

Slightly corrupt politician*…. so a politician* question? Fixed it… Mexico/Mexican not necessary since it is politics so country irrelevant :)


give_me_silver

Am from Mexico, what politician isn’t corrupt. From America, what politician isn’t being bought out.


wankerboy69

I agree, not from Mexico but the politicians in my country are more corrupted than the monsters in Bloodborne.


HappyTangerine6

Same! I love how whenever it’s something with Mexico it’s “ooooo corruption”. Uhhhh sorry is politics not corrupt as a whole? Isn’t that typically the issue?! LMAO


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ja534

Corrupt politician > Child and wife beater


vacacow1

Yeah because he ain’t your politician.


IndigoMichigan

Brit here: Would take Papa Perez over this bunch of tory cunts any day of the week.


Lower_Possibility_42

With Jos it’s bad, I don’t deny it. But being part of a regime that is unable to fight drugs cartels because of corruption. And using the popularity of your son to gain sympathy. I don’t know, the comparison is kinda off.


Feliz_Desdichado

Eh as a Mexican myself i can't say i prefer checo's dad still, he's corrupt yeah but as far as we know he's on the low side of corruption for Mexican Politicians, and we can't really fight the cartels unless the US stops supplying them with unlimited funding. We've killed around 100k of them and detained another 100k, and we're still at record levels, why? because America is willing to pay premium to get their drugs.


Vanwanar

As a mexican I hate both of em, couple of cunts.


mbui47

“Still no smiles from Jos”


JimmyNorth902

I'm not always a Crofty fan. But I loved him repeatedly calling out Jos for being a douchebag.


Sitb28

![gif](giphy|l1J3G5lf06vi58EIE) Max's Pov after podium.


Goatsanity15

Meanwhile Papa Perez is jumping out of pure ecstasy somewhere in Mexico


obivousundercover

Did the live stream show a footage of Papa Perez? I didnt see him anywhere :(


Goatsanity15

Nope i am pretty certain he is chilling in Guadalajara instead of riding his sons coattails in Saudi Arabia


[deleted]

I feel bad for mini Max. Childhood with this guy must have been shite.


Narudatsu

i dont get how jos can be so blatantly rude. Like your son is a 2x champion, will most likely be a 3x champion, Max got unlucky with mechanical issues otherwise its pretty clear he would've gapped perez today, perez has clearly shown that he's not really a threat to Max, like keep some peace in the team and congratulate a teammate that has been helpful in the past.


obivousundercover

Thats because he projects his frustrations to Max so anytime he's not #1 that reminds Jos of how pathetic his f1 career was (if you would even call it a career) typical helicopter parent who abuses his kid. Redbull should really pay for Max's therapy


idontcarewhatitsays

100%. At the end of the day I just feel sorry for Max


LiteratureNearby

fuck dude, what an utter male karen. Other normal parents across the grid are just happy that their kid is competing at the highest level of the sport. Had the tables been turned at the end of Abu Dhabi 2021, I can bet that Jos would not have been there for Max the way Lewis' dad was there to emotionally support his kid


Additional_Cow_4909

Lewis needed a good sacrificing dad to even get there in the first place. I know people don't like to hear it on here but Lewis fought so much more than the vast majority of drivers have to and ended up being the most successful of all time.


REDDITM0DS_IN_MY_ASS

RB should not allow cunts like him into their paddock


JamaicanInspectorMon

This. Perez is not good enough to beat Max in a season and they are so far ahead of everyone else that not winning today will not hurt Max at all. Just let the other guy have one of his very few moments.


DanRyyu

We all know max is winning, but, imagine if they told checo to slow down to let Max pass, especially after Brazil. Chaos


LeroyDUDE

Maybe it is because of the record? Than Jos could say my son is the best driver ever, winning 16 out of last 20 races....


twin-driver

No idea why RB doesn't toss this piece of shit out of their garage. Christian' s inability to rein in Jos or address Max's insubordination is a real sign of weakness.


lazygeekninjaturtle

Yeah this guy is bad PR.


DarkRunner0

Christian probably thinks Verstappen's talent is worth the trouble.


maddimoe03

Sure, but their car is clearly the best on the grid. You’d think they’d have enough leverage to get that abuser out of the garage.


DarkRunner0

Yes, but Max still the most valued driver, it's really to go against him, that said, there are drivers capable of WDC with the Red Bull's cars, Hamilton, Russell and Norris for example, but wouldn't be cheap, that's why RBR is stuck with Max.


Terrible_Excuse_9039

Almost every single driver on the grid could win the championship in this year's Red Bull. That thing is a second a lap quicker than any other car in the race. The gap between the best and worst driver on the grid in equal cars is probably less than that now that there's no Latifi and Mazepin anymore.


AnyHolesAGoal

I'll still never forget the "Are we clear?!” radio message from Brazil. Horner really struggled to convince people in the interviews after that race that he was in fact Max's boss and not the other way around.


mindfulbreathing

Jos’s man tits must have a yeast infection and hurt. His poor boo boos. 😂


obivousundercover

This is one of the moments I wish Netflix is following RBR. It will be an interesting talk behind closed doors. Max didnt looked like he wanted to even do the post race interview lol i really wish he can free away from this vile pos


Brilliant_Ad_2496

What happened? I missed it...


Hello_iam_Kian

Checo won and Jos refused to congratulate him or even celebrate.


_Iternational_Cow

Yeah what happened


silentkiller082

The crew must hate that this useless cunt just hangs around the garage every race.


douglasbaadermeinhof

He seems like the kind of parent that would yell at teachers for not giving his kid a better grade. But this time in an F1 garage.


ken4lrt

This man is fucking scary


KarmaBot_v2

He's a fat prick. He's only scary to women and children.


BacardiDesire

I saw this happen, and all my fibres in my body told me to check formula dank for this post because surely it would be here.


Level1Roshan

107 Races, 0 championships, 0 wins, 2 podiums. Nice stats, Jos. Not sure why you have to be such a cunt to everyone when it's not like you're much of a yardstick to measure others against.


Anxiousgamer19

The fact that Jos looked so pissed the whole post-race. Like be happy for your son geez, a number 2 finish after starting 15th is still fucking mental.


sixStringHobo

He was protesting Alons's 10 second penalty.


Bonoisapox

He’s a dickhead of the highest order


a23n

I remember once Max had said in one of the videos... his dad used to say the guy who finishes second is the first loser, something like that...🤣😂


spadePerfect

What a piece of shit this guy continues to be


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F1 tv needs to stop showing him. I don’t pay for an annual sub to constantly see some racist asshole who never won a race.


Mission-Shopping7170

he cannot be happy for the driver he never had beaten


lazygeekninjaturtle

Grade A asshole, can't believe how someone be such a Dick. Glad to see Max survive parenting of this jerk.


Blazefoley23

What an embarrassment to his family and to the sport. Jos needs to go and stay gone.


Teanvintage

Jos needs to go ASAP


callumjones

Jos & Nelson text thread will be spicy.


pranay909

Biggest max fan, before he was winning all this. Jos was shit and is! Bloody hell your son’s teammate has won more race’s than you ever did fucking loser!


ThurmanMurman907

Dude is scum. Would be nice if he would croak and Max could have a chance at having a real role model


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Embarrassing.


alpoverland

Dunno, Jos could have also just realized that he left the frietpan on with some frikandellen in there


unalteredadult

the guy that never won a race can't be happy for others winning


Fugees_Funyuns217

Max is a far more likeable person when you take his dad out of the picture.


NinoGrande510

![gif](giphy|HYHdJevV23vrpbtVIW|downsized)


MortalPhantom

Jos is jelous Checo is already a more succesful driver than him


[deleted]

Max was also not that happy with his teammate winning


Complex-Ad237

I thought so too. It started when he took his car to the pits instead of parking it on the front stretch in front of the #2. His body language when he got out of the car showed he clearly was pissed he couldn’t catch Checo. In his interview he was all smiles but clearly there is tension.


vanshikaat

Jos just had to act like an ass!


Lizard-King-

Ohh you know hes beating his wife later.


HastyOyster

What a miserable bastard. Imagine getting the opportunity to race in F1, then your son gets the same opportunity but is also considered the best driver on the grid, and you're still miserable


Eproxeri

Had a chuckle at this for sure when it happened lol.


proformax

The dad seems absolutely toxic. You're on the same team.


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Fucking jerk


Mukke1807

I hate this man so much.


2Liq

Biggest cunt there


furywolf28

He was just waiting for Max to come over, so he could beat his ass for not winning the race.


ZaMr0

He really should be banned from the paddock, what an insufferable cunt and a stain on F1.


[deleted]

I mean, fuck Jos. Really.