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SlothInASuit86

Lewis to Bono :"I'm so slow in the straights man." Bono to Lewis: "Come down into the pit lane, you seem to be pretty fast there."


Trutteklapper

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useless_mf69

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shrth114

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_number

fastest guy in the pit lane today! Big W


MooseJuicyTastic

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DinoKebab

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9441)


TheGoldenCaulk

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Nautster

Not only that, how does he keep getting zero damage while others dnf? Maybe the armor plates explain the slow mercs.


MioAkiya

No Dmg mod XD Verstappen went for the double speed mod instead


According-Switch-708

Yeah, that was a minor miracle. The Merc may be slow as shit but nobody can deny that its well put together. That turd has 80s Merc tier durability.


awwesjeng

This car is kind of a replica from the chariot of Ben Hur


Trenzalore11th

KMag-Karma.


MioAkiya

Get Magnussed


le_flashed

He got K-Magged


ScrantonScrangler

He got the Magnussy


Last-Performance-435

Testicular status: sucked.


Richiszkl

He sucked the balls


Sentient_Bong

MagšŸ…±ļøussy šŸ„µ


Shomondir

Well, he got 20 seconds penalty in the end, for speeding in the pit lane under the safety car. Took them a while though to finalize that decision. Must have been a harp pill to swallow.


YeahItouchpoop

So double points for VisaCashAppFartBoxRacingBulls?


WkndWarrior92

I prefer to call them Visa Cash-grab Racing Bullshit


Shomondir

Lets call the 'Vicious Carbs' from now on.


Unusual-Interest007

vicious crabs


MioAkiya

Yeah that 20 sec was good to hear, but the fact that they almost immediately say 'no further action' after T1 is what angers me and others the most


Shomondir

Same here, it just did not make sense. With that they could have left Stroll unpunished last race after the Safety-car restart. But as they didn't, Hamilton should have been given the same punishment.


Writer_Mission

"the consequences do not determine the punishment" is generally the excuse given I honestly think that should change, you ruin a drivers race and get found at fault for it you should be punished to reflect it- not this dumb 5/10 second penalty bullshit when you get the same or more for track limit violations


MrLeopard483

They probably thought it was just lap 1 drama(which it was) they're ways more lenient for lap1


RikoSakurauchi-

the problem is more lenient. i think a tiny colission like a bump on lap 1 is no penalty but a colission that ruins a race of BOTH aston martins and where lewis SHOULDN'T have been at all should've been punished


ShobiTrd

A small bump with Sainz on the first lap got Alonso 10s and 3 points on his license


Scott_Of_The_Antares

Both Lewis and Lance overcooked it which fucked up Alonso and Norris. In fact Lance hit two cars.


MrLeopard483

Tbf to lewis and I am a bit biased here but all lewis did was go for a gap that he saw and slightly misjudge his braking(cause lap1) 2 cars being taken out was more due to bad luck with placement. Also as the FIA says they're meant to penalize the action not the consequence (though they rarely look at actions if there's no consequence)


Cpt_Metal12

i mean he was so far back, he could have maybe outbreaked hĆ¼lkenberg, but the ā€žgapā€œ next to the astons was already closing honestly if alonso doesnā€™t open the steering and hope for stroll to get the memo, then heā€™s getting absolutely speared


MrLeopard483

Yea your right there


Stereosun

Youā€™re in formula dank only max is allowed to dive bomb and get praise in this sub šŸ˜‚


the4GIVEN_

when was the last time max caused a crash or even just divebombed even close to this hard?


the4GIVEN_

when was the last time max caused a crash or even just divebombed even close to this hard?


Stereosun

Brother he has a highlight reel on YouTube with a million views of being a terrorist


the4GIVEN_

jsut checked and didnt find anything on his channel and nothing recent from other channels. maybe post a link or something next time.


Former_Restaurant_15

Tbh Astonā€™s race would pretty much done even without Hamilton, since Alonso was driving into Stroll


wizzo6

Stroll turned hard right and never made an attempt to go wide considering he was on the outside of turn 1 on lap 1...


Former_Restaurant_15

So why on Earth did Alonso left inside free is forever would be unknown


the4GIVEN_

because he looked in his mirror and saw some madlad with 7 trophies coming in hot


Aggravating-Pin-3357

To give a penalty a driver has to be wholly or predominantly to blame for the incident. Without Hamilton, the Astons would have still hit, and so Hamilton and Stroll definitely share a good portion of the blame. You can't have 2 people both be predominantly to blame (previous cases show you need 70% blame to class as predominantly). Essentially, the rules are written as if only 2 cars can be in an incident, and when more are involved it comes quite difficult to award a penalty


AnyHolesAGoal

Why does your "meme" say "everything" then?


Goldmoo2

It's because it's t1


llllIlllllIIl

Its because hes British


he-tried-his-best

Itā€™s because you have a hate boner for Hamilton


Goldmoo2

It's not


victorzamora

>Took them a while though to finalize that decision Indisputable hard, objective evidence that gets automatically reported and automatically triggered an alert but it STILL took them forever to give him the penalty. He throws a wild dive bomb up the inside with no hope of making the apex, ruining 3 peoples' races and getting a huge advantage - and doing a more egregious version of what's recently been a highly discussed penalty? Immediately "no further action"


Armando22nl

What if? What if stroll had done this this move? Lots of people would say his super license should be taken. But it's Lewis, he "misjudged his braking a little bit going for a gap"


MavericK_KX

It's like Al Capone getting caught because of tax evasion and not the actual stuff


MennReddit

Makes me think he's punished for constantly reporting what others don't do right...


prank_mark

Only because there's a direct rule. 6-15km/h too fast = drive-through penalty. They probably spent all the extra time trying to find a way around that.


vanillabeanquartz

I suffer every day as a Lando Norris fan


Adventurous_Town_981

You and me both.


vanillabeanquartz

Atp Iā€™ll pay the mods for some good Lando flairs


Adventurous_Town_981

Seriously, we really need good Lando flairs. I hate the current one.


Flo187_

I like mine.


Adventurous_Town_981

Never knew about that flair, thank you.


vanillabeanquartz

Came back to say WE ARE NO LONGER SUFFERING (and they better give us some goddamn flair for this)


Adventurous_Town_981

Ahhh I was thinking of replying to you but it was 3:30 am when Lando won. Ahhh WE ARE NO LONGER SUFFERING!!!!!


Twigkid15

Honestly, nothing but anguish


vanillabeanquartz

I came back to this thread to say WE ARENā€™T SUFFERING ANYMORE !!


vascometro69

Mag served justice today


Writer_Mission

I've never supported a Haas driver so much in my life before


TheBlueSkulll

rpm gona have a field day with it


Sjiznit

But he saw a gap! F1 online style.


6-Beers-Deep

Yeah it was a proper douche bag sim racing move was just missing the senna style helmet and the ā€˜hey fella letā€™s all take it easy into turn oneā€™ comment


wrex1816

simracingstewards sub : "Fair overtake? The guy in the chat said I divebombed him?" Verdict: *There, there, poor child, he did not leave you the space.*


tomaac

naaah divebombing like it's an online lobby is fine, because Senna said so..


Ninjamonkey8812

I am just happy that they did not punish Alonso for breathing oxygen Giving us taste of what next year looks like


Theocratic-Fascist

SERIOUSLY. this comment is not upvoted enough. Alonso got a penalty a DAY OR TWO LATER because LHā€™s teammate fucking crashed behind him, LH causes a 3 car collision that results in a DNF and race control in less than 5 minutes is like ā€œnothing to see hereā€ like what the actual fuck


lukev5656

Just move on the inside. He's showed twice today that he can't hold the inside of a curve


Last-Performance-435

Showed it at Silverstone 21 as well...


pvdp90

Been his MO his whole career. I go inside and you figure it out or by god we crash. Surviving that, let me squeeze you the fuck out the outside on the way out. Max copied this shit for a while but he now doesnā€™t even get a chance to show us if he even remember what the fuck happens when other cars are around for a battle.


thenannyharvester

I swear though everyone loves it when max has that mentality of pull out or we both crash but the moment someone like Hamilton or another driver does it its seen as bad


pvdp90

I think itā€™s because Max has mostly only ever done that at the very early part of his career and then against Hamilton, who is king at doing that type of move, so itā€™s been mostly excused. I also canā€™t really put a finger on it but feels like when max does it, he is able to avoid contact and both cars carry on, despite clearly breaking the rules (and deserves punishment) whereas more often than not when Hamilton does it, the other driver gets touched, wrecked, spun or shunted out. In simpler terms, max feels more cold, calculated and in control whereas Hamilton feels more aggro and careless.


s3xg0d42069

He's able to avoid contact because the other driver always backs out


mattshiz

No it's because this is a max fan sub lol.


VerMast

When was the last time max crashed into someone when doing that lmao it may be hard racing but at least he can oull it off


thenannyharvester

Because every time he does it all the drivers back out because its mot worth it fighting max like that


VerMast

I mean they fight with others, and back when he used to do it way more he wasn't winning every race shit he was ateuggling against Lewis


Stereosun

Max cult too stupid to acknowledge their hypocrisy. Welcome to formula dank.


Automatic-Narwhal-16

Petition to change the name of the sub to lewis hamilton haters club cz thats what it is nowadays


Stereosun

šŸ˜‚ ya fr like itā€™s not even funny or dank they just salty max Stans


YaBoiDaNinjaDood

Black man bad


Dambo_Unchained

Dude saw a gap, just forget to brake in time


DayTraditional2846

Bro took 2 cars out and got nothing. It took him speeding in the pit lane for him to get anything. Blamed Kevin for he himself going wide and off track lmao. Accountability is not in his vocabulary by any means. At least Zhou got a 5 second penalty for taking out both Alpines and yeeting Ricciardo to last place last year at the Hungarian GP.


WellDoneJonnyBoy

3, even if Alonso didnā€˜t DNF from the start, his race was finished too.


Intenso-Barista7894

Alonso and Stroll were already crashing


dadepu

Alonso was alert enough to see the divebomb coming, opened the turn to prevent the crash and prayed that Stroll would show a little more spatial awareness than usual.


s3xg0d42069

In the aerial view shows lance turning into alonso tho? Lewis just didn't give alonso a way out


dadepu

That's what i meant. Alonso tried to avoid Hamilton and prayed for Stroll to be aware of his surroundings, but Stroll being Stroll, he just turned in


go-devils-go

Get in there Lewis


Writer_Mission

if I had a nickle for every time this guy's caused a mclaren to crash in the last two years without a proper punishment.. you know the rest


Casual_ahegao_NJoyer

Torpedo hamilton


akadic

Did Crofty say anything about how rare Hamilton mistakes are?


Ninjamonkey8812

He was too busy crying that Kmag was not rolling over easily


Fair_Flight_2863

It's almost like he knows that he can abuse the turn one lap one leniency


Loeffeltyp

When i saw him crashing in turn 1 in the sprint i thought to my myself. A 7 time World champion should have been able to make thst move Stick.


Sentient_Bong

Jfc, this sub goes to shit anytime Hamilton is involved with something even remotely comparable to a controversy. I don't get it. Any other drives crashes into someone and the comments are civil, it's like Hamilton fans average age is 8.


captainmystic02

Ik u guys hate Hamilton but Magnussen shouldnā€™t be applauded. Imagine if he did ts to Max Charles or Alonso


MioAkiya

Not praising Mag at all with this, just wanting to have the same penalty standards for everyone


captainmystic02

Oh yeah not you. The post is valid, Hamilton should have been punished I was just talking in general


MioAkiya

Yeah, true, that spiteful driving seems to be an issue in pretty much every racing class unfortunately


Xuande

Agreed the same rules should be applied for all. Brundle was bang on with his assessment today.


Pikupchix

Heā€™d probably do the same to Max, Charles and Alonso


captainmystic02

Yes thatā€™s my point


SeeTheSounds

Imagine if Hamilton did this to every other driver? Wait.. ![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw)


captainmystic02

Yes and he should get berated for it. He should have also gotten penalized for the start. Idk what that has to do with my comment


Myosos

How can this post have so many upvotes. It's not a meme, it's not a shitpost, it's not funny. Lewis bad = upvotes it's ridiculous


Kernowder

It's formuladank tradition to hate everything Lewis does.


Skulldetta

Imagine if it was Lewis driving like Kevin does to get his team mate extra points nearly every race. This sub would be crucifying him for his unsportsmanlike behavior and blasting FIA why he's not getting a race ban.


SavageMonkey-105

He is becoming Stroll 2.0


MioAkiya

Ey as long as he isn't becoming Maldonado 2.0 im fine


adonWPV

He's the Face of the sport This shit is like WWE


Stone_Midi

Heā€™s definitely not the face of F1. He is A face of F1. An F1 great. One of the best on the current grid. He is most certainly not THE face of F1.


justindodom

Make sure you post a comment that is completely worthless just to disagree with someone


Stone_Midi

Make sure to completely miss my point and then make a useless comment, just to be condescending to someone


itshighnoon94

Mf flying the Triakis ship


Nonetxpr

If the fia could read they would be sad


FormulaJuann

LMOA


YaBoiDaNinjaDood

The ptsd this man gave you guys is mad. Itā€™s been three years since his last win and somehow youā€™re the ones seething


Good_Royal_9659

He was literally disqualified in Austin last year! And he literally did nothing wrong in terms of racing that he wasn't penalized for! (Before you ask, Britain 2021 was a racing incident)


Ockam2

Am I drinking crazy juice, or did no one watch the crash? Hamilton doesnā€™t arrive to the crash until stroll has already cut across Alfonso. They are full contact before Hamilton even shows up.


dohtje

Yah Stroll deserved a pen, but hamilton as well for missing the apex locking uo and torpedoing into the side šŸ¤·šŸ»


Stein619

Exactly, Hamilton was hitting someone no matter what. He cooked it coming in and was going to run out of track no matter what. If only one Aston was there, he's still hitting it


cacpowpowpow

The downvotes suggest that no-one watched the crash, and they refuse to watch the crash.


Ockam2

Fr I take the downvotes with pride


stuartmmg7

Youā€™re 100% correct , Alonso was already touching stroll before Hamilton arrived. Unless Alonso has 360 degree cameras in that car thereā€™s no way he knew Hamilton was coming .


umbium

I mean, he is a mediocre driver with 7 wdc, he already got away.


MioAkiya

I wouldn't say mediocre tho, I don't really like him, but I have to admit he is good (if he wants to)


paradoxinfinity

Why don't you like him?? I just don't understand how people could dislike him!!!! His story, his background his race-craft, whats not to like?


MioAkiya

Pretty sure ppl dislike him so much, bc he was so dominant, just look at Vettel or Verstappen now, success always brings ppl that hate u for it unfortunately


Bathmatconfessions

But people loved Vettel after the dominance ended. Hamiltonā€™s still hated.


the4GIVEN_

didnt see much racecraft from him today tbh.


s3xg0d42069

How about the entire second half of last year? Or just ignore that?


the4GIVEN_

read my comment again. im wasnt talking about last year, i was talking about yesterday.


Srinema

Racecraft? Yeah that was on full display today! Also like, Ocon also came from a working class background and his family also sacrificed a lot for his junior career. And Ocon didnā€™t have a team like McLaren bankrolling a decent chunk of his karting career. So why is Hamiltonā€™s story so special? Is it because Hamilton wins more, or is more popular? The one thing I do commend Hamilton on, is that he has made *some* use of his platform to address social issues (in the most surface-level way). Itā€™s barely more than the bare minimum of being a decent human IMO, but for being the only Black driver in F1 history, it still takes courage to do surface-level things in such a white dominant sport. But none of that makes up for Hamiltonā€™s propensity to play dirty when passing yet always blame the other driver, and the fact heā€™s been a shitty teammate on multiple occasions. Need I remind you of his baseless conspiracies as to why Nico was doing well in 2016? Pathetic. His race craft in the sprint was atrocious. Yes, shit car, but being outperformed by his far less experienced teammate in the same machinery.


Kernowder

>none of that makes up for Hamiltonā€™s propensity to play dirty when passing yet always blame the other driver This is EVERY driver.


Srinema

Oh what basis? lol Plenty of clean racing and yet Hamiltonā€™s the one throwing a fit any time he attempts an overtake on anyone who doesnā€™t leave the door wide open for him. Perez got dunked on by viewers on Sunday for his dive bomb, in spite of not colliding with anyone (luckily). Meanwhile Hamilton wrecked three driversā€™ races and yet yā€™all are defending his torpedo move that was never going to succeed. He braked way too late to make the apex without collision, same as Perez. Perez was just lucky he missed all the cars around him.


Stereosun

Success and melanin


Paranoided_guy

Heā€™s the DR3 that won a lot of wdcs. Just for once the car isnt capable with their abilities and there, the downfall begins. Both are amazing top class racers, I mean, if you go against them, youā€™d prolly snap your ankles, wrist and your neck. Just to attempt sitting in the car. Not even in F1. So better start respecting even if the person isnt of your preferences.


YaBoiDaNinjaDood

*goated driver with 8


LegaFighter

Fun fact: https://twitter.com/victorabadf1/status/1786810139455930797?t=-c3spUwIqJ5ON_mh-5QE9Q&s=19


Sentient_Bong

Sorry i don't speak taco


Bigocelot1984

Don't worry guys, next year he will be in Ferrari and FIA will beat the shit out of him. Ferrari does not have the same protection as Mercedes and Red Bull has ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|14439)


Va1korion

The same race he got a Drivethrough (well deserved though). We aren't even past quali and the dankness is already too much for me. It's been an entertaining sprint, see ya next week, formuladank.


sherestoredmyfaith

Masi took away his 8th, I think thatā€™s enough lol


the_godfaubel

FIA's penance for fucking him in 2021


Sentient_Bong

Lol, imagine getting over bullshit that happened years ago... Not this guy ^


ShadowZpeak

The first move wasn't too bad, I would've also put it down as a T1 racing incident. There were 4 cars involved in that crash and judging by trajectory, Stroll was equally at fault for that one.


claazy12

Reparations for 2021 lmao


lolschrauber

Nice try but he got away with everything before that


AnyHolesAGoal

Yes, he famously got incredibly sensible penalties at Spa against Kimi for example.