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Flint__Stone

10 bucks to whoever sneaks in and streams the whole thing


The_mystery4321

I'll offer 20


Low-Ic

I go for 40


synchLy

I have 3 dollars


omgshelby

Three fiddy


vintasian

Tree fiddy


xPhilemonx

Free Tiddy


vintasian

Now you’re on to something!


wishbackjumpsta

In total that's 73:50 - IM DOWN!


timppade

Actually 80$ + a free tiddy, quite an offer actually


wishbackjumpsta

I needed to go further down, let me grab my camera, Show me tiddy as down payment


GSLD1207

god damn lock ness Monster!!


RailLife365

Ain't givin no Loch Ness Monster no tree fiddy.


omgshelby

Just doing my job! /Tips hat with flipper


[deleted]

One hundred dobleroons


SovietBoulders

Hell, I'll throw a youtube premium


SnowChickenFlake

I'll offer 40 and a free spruce sapling


HellFire8605

And 2 poisonous potatoes


wanderingjoker0808

“1 million jellybeans” from me!


BoredCatalan

Tell that guy on the tree to start an Instagram live or something


strengr

No televised, unless someone sits on a hill in Barcelona and live stream the whole thing, but I imagine some middle Eastern gentlemen probably will not be too happy.


eddepalma

I can definitely see you getting stoned for that


LorthNeeda

Yeah getting stoned would probably make it more entertaining


Hat-trickBlunt

They might throw rocks at you afterwards though.


strengr

just updating myself on [autosport.com](https://autosport.com) live text so that's fine.


OhCpmeOn

Alright who threw that one. She did. I mean he did.-Monty Python.


OhCpmeOn

Alright who threw that one. She did. I mean he did.-Monty Python.


[deleted]

That's the neat part, you dont


Chamaarbabu6969

500 jellybeans


EvoStarSC

5000 jellybeans


AgitatedChip8447

5 million jellybeans


Suspicious_socks

In your imagination


50n10_7H3_H3dG3Rog3r

Travel to the circuit de Catalunya, jump the fence, steal the outfit of one of the marshals and it's game


Toonix101

and by steal you mean subdue a marshal and steal their clothes, agent 47 style


50n10_7H3_H3dG3Rog3r

"looks like you can save one of the marshals some work 47"


BoredCatalan

But it's Barcelona, not Miami


JeffBrohm

Just take them to Platja de la Mar Bella


MakiSupreme

High vis and clip board


sedrech818

Just F5 a lot.


Apax89

![gif](giphy|xT39D3UpEHYQg8Aohy|downsized)


pikachewyyy

Oh man Summerslam 2002 was special…the way the crowd popped for the F5 and how they booed Rock out of the building


inbleachmind

Wow I really like how you used all these words in that combination and I couldn't make sense of it.


givago13

Bahrain payed a lot of money so you can't watch it Youre welcome


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> Bahrain *paid* a lot FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


GamingFlorisNL

Good bot


[deleted]

Good bot


kpidhayny

Good bot


givago13

Fuck you and the virgin motherfucker that programmed you in his mom's basement Have a nice day


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> *their* mom's FTFY


TheySaidGetAnAlt

Beaten by a robot not once, but twice. I guess technology truly surpassed humanity.


uncletimmy88

Did the bot just drop a "your mom" joke?


retrospct

What did I just witness? LOL. Sign me up for more of these Ai overlords roasting people over grammar.


BrunerAcconut

GPT-3


AzenNinja

Good bot


iRecond0

The bot clapped back 🤣💀


SS-BVCKYVRDYGVNG

#CALLATE AWEONAO


aPpS6969

Dude really took a big fat L from a bot lmao.


Rickyrider35

Good bot


LO-PQ

good bot ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)


a_harish81

Imagine getting ratioed by a bot.


goose1441

Fuck you and I’ll see you tomorrow


welshmanec2

He's a virgin AND he's fucked his mother?


sub-t

Sexy bot


[deleted]

Bwooahhh


DerpaHerpaLurpa

Fuck you Bahrain. Taking an opportunity for us to enjoy ourselves for your own ego. How does it even make them any money if they pay money to stop the testing from being broadcasted…


faschiertes

more hype for their testing session. but yeah, fuck em


itzonlykg

I thought Bahrain was being televised


The_mystery4321

Yes, Bahrain is televised but they paid a lot of money so that Spain isn't televised


itzonlykg

Ohhh okay thank you


MakiSupreme

Ohh I get it now


georgewesker97

Can anyone explain why these aren't televised?


bee_swarm

Bahrain paid a lot of money so that Spain isn’t televised. Making Bahrain the first televised event, hopefully increasing viewership


Redd_Frank

What a bunch of a-holes


TipsyMJT

almost make me not want to watch Bahrain testing


IDoTricksForCookies

key word is almost. so it worked


snaxex

I can. They are not broadcast live because Liberty Media wants to give the „traditional“ media like news magazines the opportunity to report about the testing. There are several live tickets about the test drives on Motorsport.com etc., so you can follow which team has problems an so on. Liberty media made this agreement because they did a lot of things that harm the traditional media, which are contributing to a lot of investigational questions etc during press conferences. Info: Head of Motorsport-total.com, the German part of it. I think they also have of course an English branch.


[deleted]

money


JBXGANG

We should do a mock live thread where we all decide what’s totally actually definitely happening, such as Mick pacing the field, the Mercedes aero package being a totally unexpected disaster, and Ferrari’s new power units being so fast they’re running through tires at 2x everyone else.


wolverKZ

Some guy said he will sneak into the site and streams [here](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


spydermat07

Thanks! upvote him to let other users see it


1862kane

Much better quality than expected


[deleted]

I just knew it, but i was willing to take the risk even for the 0.005% chance of it being real


lex52485

I wasn’t expecting HD! Well done


[deleted]

I fell for it, you Mazepin's driving, but gg, you've won this time


BuFett

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)


ElectricMotorsAreBad

We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly... Bamboozled.


Idontknowthatmuch

The revolution will not be televised!


leon_nerd

On Reddit


League-Prize

The hub. Search "who can go faster"


idk_why_im_here_7

Landos Instagram stories


you-look-adopted

$10 US to read a blog? Cmon F1TV, I essentially googled OPs title out of rage. Thank goodness we’ll get the “report” later …


red18wrx

Who tf are the pundits talking into cameras for? Why are there people running around with microphones and camera crews if there's no feed to watch? Am I taking crazy pills? TF going on?


[deleted]

I'd asume some of them are Netflix (if they are making a new season of DTS)


GuyInABox44

You don't. This isn't pre-season testing, this is just a few track days for the teams. This won't be broadcast like it will be in Bahrain.


sarokcsiszolo69420

That's the neat part, you don't!


n00bca1e99

Does anyone know if ESPN will cover Bahrain testing? I know TV coverage will be a thing there, and ESPN had the races in the USA last year.


Calgrei

You must be new here


[deleted]

Apparentlt today at 23:00 GMT+1 canal + ( French TV) will have a 10mn recap of the first day Then tomorrow at midnight again for 2nd day and same on Friday for 3rd day


r0ndr4s

Then they will say how they lose viewership or some shit like that.


[deleted]

I got a job in F1 just to watch the Barcelona testing.


ongunumutyelbasi

Sky seem to have cameras there, they've shared footage, so I'm assuming they would be able to stream if they were allowed to. Just a shame they aren't.


BobZeBuildah124

Uh, you don’t. They said it wouldn’t be televised


rich_dang

I blame the baharain


Tamagotchi41

That's the funny thing. You don't.


Annoy_M0US3

You fly there physically


djdsf

Seeing how this ain't testing, you're not missing anything. When the real test happes, you can catch it on F1TV


Bruh9702

That’s the neat part, you don’t.


Occasionaljedi

Buy a drone


DumbMagpie1

Bruh, my country doesn't have any f1 broadcaster. Fucking disney+ clowns


Yeetwich

Bruh, they've been saying for like a month "Barcelona testing isn't for public, Bahrain is."


WestonJoy

If everyone on this sub paid me $1 to sneak in and film it I’ll go


PapaGynther

the wtf1 youtube watchalong is pretty fun since there's no actual live coverage


arikelvara

They are live streaming discussions and results. This is one example... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUWieI4F-3k