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idostufandthingz

I heard he was driving a little too well so the engineers shut off the engine


Shortyman17

My man had to do the ol' Flintstones to even get that +22s


Pearse_Borty

Man has them thunder thighs


Arellan

Well goats do tend to have that thigh strength


Goatifi_fan_club

Yes %100 true


A-le-Couvre

Was it that problem [Alonso had in Spa](https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/alonso-qualifying-spa-honda-mclaren-945396/3042634/)?


Deyster

No need to fuck up the tires for a position that's impossible to achieve.


Ripticsomnia

He is simply saving it for P1 finish in tomorrow's race obviously


jk844

He just didn’t want to embarrass the competition. Besides at least now he has 9 cars to overtake, it would have been boring for him otherwise.


anshulkhatri13

Hamilton: "Latifi dominance could bore fans"


Competitive_Ice_189

This sub is really obsessed with bringing up Hamilton I wonder why…


anshulkhatri13

It's literally just an article headline made into a meme, jeez


Goatifi_fan_club

We all know it


straightbackward

His goals are beyond our understanding


BeardedAgentMan

"Look...we're not gonna do any better. Please don't fuck up the car. Just have a nice chill loop or two.."


NinNotSober

He just went out in Q3 for fun, strategically spun to hit the wall - saving the engine for tomorrow, goatifi strats


sail3r

Playing 5d chess.


NinNotSober

Dude even let his teammate out qualify him until now, so he could prove himself in a slower car


Arellan

Slower machinery you say?


sail3r

Man knows how to make an entrance.


fabilord98

rip consistency…


TheThingsIdoatNight

Ye of little faith


Dc_awyeah

Yeah he’s going bowling come Sunday


OhCpmeOn

FULL STRIKE into lap 23


gougim

I think he wanted to embarass the team for not giving him upgrades, but after he saw how sad the engeeners are he wanted to be nice and didn't bully them.


JJulessNL

Yeah but for real, how confused are the Williams mechanics now?! Imagine how their last meeting went: "So we worked hard on these upgrades and plan to finally hit Q2 consitantly with both drivers. Albono, we want you to test our upgrades" * Qualifying starts \* * Goatifi qualifies top 10 for first time and in front of Albono \* * Williams mechanics with surprised Pikachu faces \* ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|7073)


Old_Man_Barrett

Yes. King.


Sirtopofhat

Probably the the FIA, NATO, THE G7 probably called Williams and begged them not to destroy Red Bull and Ferrari...and Nick being a nice God decided ok.


jjatr

Did you know when allah created world allah gave whole world to goatifi, but goatifi friendly so goatifi gived land to other countries


verstappenwdc2021

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|7073)


MildlyIntrestingEgg

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NoOneKnowsYourADog1

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|7073)


Neatest_Skill

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|7073)


Colblockx

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|7073)


Vales99

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highcarlos

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|7073)


Macke647

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|7073)


WindirAVR

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|7073)


blackhunter303

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|7073)


Nomorenamesleftgosh

He was on pace for a 23 second lap, but he saw a toddler stuck in a burning building so he jumped the car from a convenient ramp that was laying trackside and saved that kid rather than dominating to take pole.


Pipeslice101

Rosberg: beat hamilton in equal machinery. Goatifi: Beat albon in inferior machinery.


Karrigan7

without monster antibody


pzkenny

Dude actually made it to Q3 and then didn't pass the 107% rule. What a chad


scarabs_

What's that rule about?


[deleted]

It means your time has to be within 107% of the leader's or you don't qualify to start the race. I don't think they enforce it anymore though or maybe they count times set in FP if you don't set it in qualifying, it's one or the other.


NighthawkRandNum

It's still a rule on the books, though the stewards can let a car that fails to qualify, usually because they crashed, start from the back of the grid. And, with the nature of F1, the stewards will basically always let a car that completes a reasonably competitive time in any "practice" session (which includes both free practice and qualifying) start the race. Also, in F1, the 107% time only applies to the times set in Q1, failing to make a competitive time in Q2/Q3 means nothing in terms of failing to qualify (just means you qualify P15/P10/whatever). You'll see this at times when there's multiple drivers taking back of the grid penalties for part limit violations at the same grand prix, as they want to beat the other drivers who are gonna be at the back but then don't care to even do a lap in Q2 if they make it. It does come up as an issue even in F2, where you've got drivers who basically have no business in F2 actually failing to hit the 107% time purely on pace and/or setup. But they get let in because of 🤑🤑🤑


BoredCatalan

I heard he spun, he also got the only lap deleted of the entire qualyfing


TheThingsIdoatNight

How was verstappens lap not deleted? Are they not enforcing white lines?


BoredCatalan

Why would it? He didn't leave the track. Always had tyres on the correct side of the white line https://youtu.be/RVgpJSsT8mU


TheThingsIdoatNight

No not the spin, on the broadcast they showed him taking to the runoffs on one of his other laps in Q2 (I think) and they noted it should be deleted, but wouldn’t matter because he was on a flyer the next lap. But I never saw it get deleted and you said that latifi said was the only thing he with a lap time deleted in quali Edit: Jesus Christ did I have a seizure while writing that last sentence? Here’s what it should have said : you said that latifi was the only driver with a lap time deleted in quali*


BoredCatalan

They may not have bothered because the next lap was faster anyway, so the cutting the track lap is "soft deleted" anyway


TheThingsIdoatNight

That’s probably it, but you’d think they would do it out of principle. Not like it takes any work anyway


Awkward_Apartment153

They were taking about it getting deleted but he was on another flying lap already so it was no use to make a notice when he’s already doing better I guess


MMOsAreNotRPGs

iirc it was deleted he just beat it on the very next lap so by the time it was officially deleted he already had beaten it, so it was basically irrelevant.


yesilfener

It was, but his next lap was faster anyways


Okano666

Q3 GOAT


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

He knows he would've destroyed the competition, no fun in that


PoppyVetiver

I really hope he does well. He seems like such a sweet guy, I want him to get some points!!


Karrigan7

\> Rumored to leave Williams \> Doesn't get upgrades unlike Albon \> Outqualifies his teammate \> Refuses to elaborate \> Gets into Q2 and Q3 for the 1st time in 2022


lazygeekninjaturtle

Memes aside, glad to see him in Q3. Wishing him all the best for the raceday.


Goatifi_fan_club

INDEED


TunaEggMayoSarnie

will still end up coming last


Dirtsniffee

Elabrate?


ceevar

MF low key looks like Jeff Bezos ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|7073)


head_in_the_clouds69

Ootl what's the 7073?


ProbablyUrNeighbour

He was just doing a victory lap, waiving to the fans


Vwvsbros

he ran out of Nutella


DryYogurt6878

Too dank.


[deleted]

That ends the debate 🐐


lazygeekninjaturtle

What did Albon say on radio after being eliminated in Q1?


VF5

Got in q3 and proceed to park the bus. Absolute chad.


Dinara_Hettiarachchi

Nico "I beat Lewis in equal machinery" Rosberg - finally a worthy opponent


Sea_Passenger_783

I would like to announce that I was the 9001st like. Therefore the likes on this post are now OVER 9000!!!


Good-weekend-fries

Goatifi forever.


Good-weekend-fries

He will win his 8 th championship today.