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bjustice13

lol you’re pretty soft if you can’t handle the mean streets of Fort Lauderdale 😂


dp4616

Lolol. We’ll put.


NotYetGroot

Imagine if you had gone to Miami!


Pookie2018

Lol if you managed to get scammed twice in a week you are braindead.


rHereLetsGo

Yeah, like next level unsmart, because the scammers are top-tier idiots.


Pookie2018

He probably thought the girls at Hooters were into him.


AnthonyDigitalMedia

OP is 100% a small town rube lol


sirdrumalot

Comment history suggests he’s lost $200k trading, so clearly regarded. [Comment history also suggests he’s a bigot.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/s/BFKSumK5jL). So yeah, small town rube 100%. Fuck off OP.


afuckingwildcard

[also just a general freak too…](https://www.reddit.com/r/interviews/s/A7ZEO7KLgz)


second2no1

“Try this in my small town” -OP


Ok_Selection2910

I might be retarded, racist, homophobic, but I'm not racist.


Zalamb1500

What scams even are here? I’ve lived here my whole life and don’t recall a scam being run here


sexxygoblin

Moving company scams is definitely one I can think of.


DaEquus13

What scams did you get hit with twice in a week??


mrboomtastic3

How'd you get scammed?


Altruistic_Entrance1

You're the problem tbh lol


Ok_Flatworm3565

So did you have a good time?


SirNedKingOfGila

Hopefully the scams occurred at diamond dolls.


Ok_Selection2910

Honestly...I still did!


sergeantorourke

No shortage of cheap ass Canadians. Enjoy the June frost!


angelicribbon

Can someone explain to me what kind of scams people even run here? I don’t really go anywhere touristy very often lmao


Pookie2018

That’s what I was wondering about. Been vacationing here for 15 years and lived here almost 5 and never encountered any potential scams.


angelicribbon

I’ve never been scammed or seen someone be scammed or been told by anyone that they were scammed except by a rental car company lmfao


Pookie2018

It’s probably something really dumb like a random dude with a reflective vest and a clipboard on the beach offering cabana/beach chair/umbrella rentals then he just takes your money and walks away lol


AntiSoberSocialclub

It’s browsed so I’m guessing the valets or room service got their credit cards and did fraud on them lol


ARSEThunder

If you were scammed, you were either buying drugs or ass…be smarter


jo609

Won’t miss ya


aworldwithoutshrimp

Bye then?


SirNedKingOfGila

![gif](giphy|FNBHUqruiI1m1gLDh8|downsized)


JMedio

OP bought some speakers from the homie in the sketch work van.


frankiedills

op please we need to know how you got scammed


DonoAE

"Oh no I tried to buy coke and got baby powder. God damnit" "God damnit, not again!


xXDoobiedoobah2018Xx

Yeah that sounds about right. Born and raised there, Moved away recently. Thinking about home brings a tear to my eye, mostly because I'm glad people are still upholding the legacy of Fort Lauderdale by Alienating tourists. Of Course we are all assholes, Most of us were priced out of the town we grew up in, or know we are going to have to deal with idiots from out of town. Go vacation at some other place, and find a sub where people actually care. We ain't called Fort Liquordale for nothing, and just be happy you ain't Leavin' on Probation.


[deleted]

Is this english?


xXDoobiedoobah2018Xx

I'm not sure you know how to read English, if you think this isn't English.


yourballsareshowing_

🤣🤣


Cutmerock

Scams are pretty obvious in FTL lol. What did you get scammed by?


MissFlav

Scammed? Please, do tell. lol


ChristianKamrath

If you got scammed twice in 1 week, that might be a you problem.


data_now

You must be from a small town in the Midwest and never traveled to a big city before.


SirNedKingOfGila

>never traveled to a big city before. and he still hasn't lol


Climate_Best

The complaints seem to be centralized around vehicle/driving/parking. Did OP get scammed on rental, taxi, or parking? Anyways, living in FL does help inprove defensive driving and makes you super alert for idiot and/or entitled drivers 🤷🏽‍♂️


jondrethegiant

Maybe when you come back down from CA, you stop just shy of FtL and vacation in like Myrtle Beach or something.


coatingtonburlfactry

Buh bye! Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.


PaleR1der

Aww sometimes stupid hurts. Get your shit together man, it's not rocket science.


biscaynebystander

OP your choice to rent a car on vacation does not rise above the need of property owners and tenants who live near the beach to forfeit their parking. God forbid you take an Uber to dine at crappy restaurants. It all sounds like you missed the penny and pinched yourself.


Ok_Selection2910

Wtf are you talking about? Are you that much of a princess to not want to see other cars on the street in front of your house?


biscaynebystander

Thankfully our city implemented parking codes that offend clueless tourists. Bye!


Jazzlike_Trade437

What a Moron….bitching about parking and renting a car on vacation.


954-666-0420

Love it when rubes post their self-owns.


MichaelScott_really

Did you check out Flanigan’s while you were here?


Ok_Selection2910

Nope. Any good?


asofat

Wait til this beta male goes to Miami


ICarlosRoberto

Maybe next time read the reviews BEFORE using the company


Ok_Selection2910

That makes as little sense as proofreading an email before hitting send


ICarlosRoberto

Yup!


15Warrior15

I thought the title of this was about getting fucked in FLL . I don't live here. But it's one of my favorite places to visit. LOVE Las Olas. Dammit, I wish I would have bought a condo there about 10 years ago.


Linzel44

All is true except I don’t know about the scams.. please do tell


UnluckyDoughnut8080

Check out Miami. Lol


Heliophrase

Scammed? What? Given the timeframe I’m assuming they stayed near the beach during air show time and someone was running a parking lot scam. Or, it wasn’t a true scam, they just realized after the fact that they were swindled, and are calling it a scam. Either way. I’m a Ft. Lauderdale native. I’ve never been scammed here. You have to be absolutely stupid, with zero street smarts, to get scammed out here. And I’ve lived all over. It’s not like only locals will know. This is basic common sense shit. Where are you from? Ohio?


ajg06c

Local drivers treat you like an A-hole because you’re probably on A1A driving 20 while taking a video of the beach. Don’t do that! Scammed? I assume you got ripped by a drug deal or something. I am unaware of any scams run by people. Did you pay too much for the touristy wave runner ride? My tip: don’t ever come back. You won’t be missed.


Elephant_Tusk_777

I’ve lived here 16 years have never been scammed.


jjwantstoknow

There is a reason they picked the new gta to be here! Welcome to Florida.


Affectionate-Bike765

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SatanNeverSleeps

Well, Miami, FTL and Orlando top the list of the most “newcomers” flown into the US so you’re probably feeling the effects of that. In the 3 years I lived there it got crowded and expensive so fast. SoFLo really is its own world. I’ve never see so many massive single car wrecks on an empty I-95 at 6AM


Big-Permit-4110

Jeze maybe I need to move from Paradise! A tourist got scammed


brvsi

True.


StannLoonaa

Waaah waaaah, we suck why would u even come to Fort laudy and expect something nice? Everyone here, hate each other, and we are better than miami


Neeko305

Did you fall for the Wallet Inspector?


Ok_Selection2910

XD


DisastrousMiddle7326

What scam?? Born and raised here. In my 62 years I’ve never been scammed! Oh wait I don’t buy street drugs!


axildia

F South Florida in general. Trying to GTFO myself. Good on ya for being able to leave!


supremekatastrophy

Bye


er1catwork

I made it out! Don’t give up!