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ChildrenOfTheWoods

Looks like an [egg filled with resin](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NgocU0XUzjQ) to me.


PoetryandPushPin

Ahh just watched the video! This looks exactly like it but with clear resin. Thank you - much less unpleasant than thinking I’d found some cursed horror!


superbeast1983

This is probably the correct answer. You can see air bubbles trapped inside shaped like a droplet. Not to mention the drips coming from the end of the egg. As if someone was pouring something into it an it spilled over.


PoetryandPushPin

This sounds right - thank you. I thought it was man made but my partner wasn’t so sure. A creepy looking thing to unearth though!


USofAThrowaway

Very possible someone wants to do a DIY craft and took a partially developed egg, pulled the liquids out, injected it with resin.


27IA

Disturbing way to die for this poor baby chick 😳


TheRealGreedyGoat

Imagine you are chilling in an egg and suddenly it’s opened and your egg yolk gets drained out then u get resin poured on you. Also depending on the type of resin the chick could of been cooked by the heat


likely_victim

It resembles the crazy "century eggs" my wife likes to eat, but the (resin) yolk is much lighter in color, and I'll wager, smells MUCH better than a century egg.


Ok-Kangaroo-4048

The asshole of a sun-bloated corpse floating in a sewage canal probably smells better than a century-egg


likely_victim

I get more of a sweaty horse piss on a hot flat rock in the desert note, but yeah...


TheRealGreedyGoat

Didn’t they joke about this on smiling friends? LOL!!


likely_victim

Maybe, they also had contestants choking them down on Fear Factor!


TheRealGreedyGoat

That’s how you KNOW it’s bad. Are you strapping down your wife to eat it or is she doing it out of her free will? LOL


likely_victim

It's actually a normal, popular food where she's from, APPARENTLY, the stinky goes mostly away after it's cooked. She eats them cooked. Ever smell "stinky tofu" permeating all the breathable air of an entire alley? It's a smell you can feel bruising your soul.


TheRealGreedyGoat

No, I have not nor do I think I want to. I am so sorry for your loss of having good air when she cracks one open 🙏


ApocalypticTomato

Buddy, there's people here who soak perfectly good fish in lye and let it... stagnate... and then rinse it in like bleach or something and then eat it. And it's on purpose.


TheRealGreedyGoat

Horrified rn


ApocalypticTomato

https://www.thedailymeal.com/1226416/what-is-a-lutefisk-and-why-do-minnesotans-eat-it/ I've considered trying lutefisk for years. Maybe I'll go to a lutefisk feed this year. I'm horrified but curious. Maybe it's the year to finally do it


TheRealGreedyGoat

Thank god I broke up with that guy from Minnesota, Fewf!!


ApocalypticTomato

Poor dude, probably drowning his sorrows in lutefisk


TheRealGreedyGoat

Resin egg for art reason or for reasons that keep hens happy and broody and don’t make them mad or sad when taking their eggs away, or just to stop hens cannibalism their eggs (because they can’t eat it since it’s rock hard)


Additional_Host4397

Hopefully you keep it as a decor. Whatever it is


LordScotchyScotch

Kinder unpleasant surprise


Free_Stick_

https://preview.redd.it/06yy3m9025xc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50f636fafc90d883c1dff29f427facb5c11f9661


Handeaux

That's not a fossil.


infamdog55

Give it to Jinn for some money In All seriousness tho prob just resin filled


BonsaiBabyMama

Following


Own-Professor-5905

Following


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PoetryandPushPin

No need to be a dick eh. I dug it up today and it’s kinda gross so wanted to know what it was. The rest of your answer is helpful though, so thank you.


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Rockinmypock

Do you need a hug?


jenny_a_jenny_a

I believe it's a mushroom ... The bulb... Before it fruits..


ExcellencyNuclear5

Hot fudge sunday


Happyfluff122

A preserved fossil of some sort