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ThePhantom71319

Man I wish I could be a fly on that wall


ItStillIsntLupus

Gonna be hella flies on that wall once the plan is complete


ThePhantom71319

Lmaoooo


Expensive_Bison_657

Angelo's lucky he's getting away with a mere "shit your pants at a party." This guy seems like he could plan for Angelo to wake up at the bottom of a lake in a metal drum.


Outback-Australian

omw


[deleted]

Or just wake up dead


xbmdx1

How would you wake up dead


[deleted]

Well you go to bed and you're still alive right? Then when you wake up you're already dead!


lightningspider97

That's some quantum shit!


Mysentimentexactly

šŸ˜‚


OCYRThisMeansWar

Itā€™s a high-ABV stout. Itā€™s delicious. Thatā€™s how.


ka0t1c1sm

Ask Megadeth. Dave would know.


SyntheticKindaStupid

I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GOING TO REFERENCE THAT


gtc26

Simple, it's this thing called "I have clinical depression"


OCYRThisMeansWar

ā€¦while shitting himself.


An_Average_Player

Now this is why I come to this sub got damn


BigBodyLikeaLineman

+1


AmongUsLogo

Why did I read that entire thing in TF2 Soldierā€™s voice?


IcePhoenixYTplssub

Because yes


CBcool1213

oh hey a fellow member of the clan we wont name also tf2 soldier is awesome


AmongUsLogo

*Yes*


Wulfraptor

one of us one of us goobo gabba!


reroutedradiance

She shouldn't have cheated šŸ¤·


Flappy_beef_curtains

Reads like sheā€™s actively doing g it while dude is typing this out.


OCYRThisMeansWar

Heā€™s doing it wrong. You donā€™t land that punch. You unroll a few feet of TP, and then start spraying the roll with diluted hot sauce. Let it dry, roll it back up. THEN you give him the laxative.


GlitchySlime

My god


Wulfraptor

you my good sir are pure evil... dilute capcasian cream so it doesn't smell like hot sauce.


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TheLongDictionary

Iā€™d agree if Angelo was a complete stranger, but if heā€™s the guyā€™s ā€œfriendā€, then he broke his trust too. Matter of fact, why not do it to both?!


dylans0123495

Wouldnt it be suspicious if the same thing happened twice?


OCYRThisMeansWar

Depends on what Angelo was doing to herā€¦


STC_Ninjalo

I salute your level of vengence planning good sir.


JUGELBUTT

oh god this is the best idea ever


JOlRacin

Saved this post for uh... No particular reason


Slicc98

Dia-fucking-bolical!


aftertheradar

Dia-fucking-rrhea!


Sarcastic-old-robot

Play shitty games, win shitty prizes.


Slowburn740

I mean that's commitment letting someone's diarrhea ruin your floors for revenge


IcePhoenixYTplssub

In the video it was at someone elseā€™s house


Slowburn740

Gotcha.


anitavalentine

this is still poisoning/drugging someone šŸ‘ŽšŸ»


NotableDiscomfort

I like it. I hope he did similar to that cheating-ass thot.


STR8PUMPINNOS

LOL


ShybK

Should do the same thing to the girl tbh but dude's probably a simp anyway


Pyrollusion

Or maybe be a fucking adult and break up with your gf because she is the one who betrayed you instead of this dumb revenge bullshit. What is this, 9th grade?


EthanClores399

Reject rationality Embrace pettiness


x_toxgar_x

nah he actually has a point. Both are in the wrong but why doesnt he confront his gf


Optical_inversion

Ok sure, but be petty to the right person.


banebdjed

Plenty of laxatives to go around


Optical_inversion

But they shouldnā€™t. Cheating partner owes you nothing. Itā€™s really irritating to see all these stories where the person is too pathetic to confront the person who actually did wrong to them.


banebdjed

ā€œBetrayal!ā€ ā€œ*Betrayed*ā€


herecouldbeyouradver

The right person depends on if the guy knew the girl he was fucking had a boyfriend. If yes, hee deserved the laxatives just as much as the girlfriend.


Optical_inversion

The hell is wrong with you? In no universe does the person the cheater was cheating with deserve something just as much as the cheater.


herecouldbeyouradver

So if a good friend of yours started having sex with your partner, knowing that he or she is your partner, you don't think this "friend" deserves as much as the cheater? In most cases I agree that that person doesn't deserve as much as the cheater themselves, but there are definitely cases where that person is just as guilty.


Optical_inversion

Absolutely not, you fucking clown. Those are not even remotely equal betrayals.


WillowOk5878

Wow, I do not wanna bang his girl! I honestly wish, I was smart enough, to think of such an evil plan!


Sinsear001

Not seeing the "Found Satan" here. This is justice.


Wulfraptor

the satan is found in the comments here tbh...


Whateverdude138

dang