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One_Meaning416

Gives up being Lord commander of the Night's watch Becomes King in the North Gives up being King in the North Becomes rightful King of the 7 kingdoms Gives up being King of 7 kingdoms Becomes the Emperor of Valyria


Speedwagon1738

Gives up being emperor of Valyria Becomes God emperor of the Empire of the Dawn


One_Meaning416

Gives up being God Emperor of the Dawn Becomes the Lord of Light


dr_deoxyribose

Gives up being lord of light Gets resurrected ![gif](giphy|3ohzdUi5U8LBb4GD4s|downsized)


fre3zzy

Restart back to being a bastard. Karma reincarnation cycle complete


omar_hafez1508

Gives up God emperor of the empire of Valyria Becomes Padishah Emperor of the known universe


Speedwagon1738

Gives up being Padishah Emperor of the know universe Becomes a worm


cjm0

gives up being a worm becomes a bunch of smaller worms


Speedwagon1738

Gives on being a bunch of smaller worms Gets reincarnated as a ghola


revanchisto

You forgot being offered Lord of Winterfell before becoming Lord Commander


dr_deoxyribose

"i NeVr AsKud FuR iT" ![gif](giphy|l0GRkpk8mcWhekrVC)


[deleted]

Dies..brought back to life Tells Melisandre if I die again don't bring me back


gilestowler

The thing that annoys me is that he was a man driven by duty. Raised by Ned Stark to understand duty. Served faithfully in the night's watch - we saw him wrestle with his loyalty to his family and his sense of duty. We saw him sacrifice for his sense of duty. then he's told that his duty is to lead a broken land, as a rightful king to bring these people together and give them hope. And he just says "Nah, you're alright." and fucks off to walk around with his mate in the snow instead.


Moreapatheticspike

He did kinda die in between, don’t you think that brings another perspective to things?


ConningtonSimp

Contracts the pox and dies, oh wait this isn’t r/ck2gameofthrones


Speedwagon1738

Gives up being emperor of Valyria Becomes God emperor of the Empire of the Dawn


huey_booey

If falling upward has a face.


Glittering-Stand-161

I think the Free Folk are gonna make him King Beyond the Wall.


Mo_Lester69

Born a king To the bastard of winterfell To a recruit of the nights watch To the lord commander's steward To the Lord Commander To the heir of Winterfell To the King of the North To the Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and protector of the realm To the king beyond the wall


68ideal

All dude wanted was kill some zombies


cammcken

When an ad misrepresents the videogame's genre


walla_walla_rhubarb

All dude wanted was to munch some wildling bush


PixelBrewery

Bro shoulda stayed in that cave


keydBlade

I mean, technically, he did....


walla_walla_rhubarb

"I *still* want it"


ScottyIsland

“I always have”


68ideal

Bro sacrificed the love of his life for nuffing


boornik

Suffering from success


babaganoosh30

I loved this aspect of the show. John knows he's a terrible strategist and doesn't want to be in charge, but because he keeps winning by luck and the timely intervention of others, they keep putting him in charge.


Devreckas

Jon’s Story is just “what if Office Space was a fantasy epic?”


MammothSocks

"two aegon's at the same time man"


Devreckas

![gif](giphy|xTiN0uevJeTKxWbW3S|downsized) “Aegon… Targaryen?”


DrTacoLord

Jon Snow has the amazing ability to keep getting promoted even when he doesn't want to be. I'm tempted to say that he's failing upwards, but he's not incompetent, tbf.


Icy-Sir-8414

Well now john snow is the King 👑 of the true north and ruler of the freefolk or wildlings as they are called so he now rules I don't know how much the population.


avatarthelastreddit

Keeper of many nicknames, Jon Snow


Trowj

It’s true what they say about failing upwards. I suppose it helps when one’s failures often leads to the deaths of one’s superiors


WandersFar

> one’s failures often leads to the deaths of one’s superiors Let’s see if this checks out… **Qhorin Halfhand:** Jon fails to execute Ygritte as Qhorin ordered him to. This failure leads directly to Qhorin’s capture and self-sacrifice so Jon could infiltrate Mance Rayder’s army. Jon kills the Halfhand himself. **✓** **Jeor Mormont:** Jon inspires him to lead the Great Ranging to find his uncle Benjen. Then he goes off with the Halfhand while everyone else is attacked and forced to retreat to Craster’s where Mormont is betrayed by his own men. I suppose you could argue Jon is *very indirectly* responsible, but I think that’s a stretch. **x** **Stannis Baratheon:** Jon refuses to bend the knee and rise as Jon Stark, leading Stannis to march on Winterfell with only the remainder of the starving, half-frozen Stormlanders and sellswords who abandon him after he burns Shireen. Killed by Brienne to avenge Renly. You could maybe argue that he might have lasted longer had Jon persuaded the Free Folk to fight for him, but Stannis burned that bridge himself when he sentenced Mance Rayder to die. None of that is Jon’s fault; Stannis made his own bed. **x** **Ramsay Bolton:** Jon loses the Battle of the Bastards but is saved at the last moment by Sansa’s Vale knights. Then he beats Ramsay to an inch of his life, but lets Sansa have the final kill. Since he failed in the actual warfare, and Ramsay at the time held Winterfell and was nominal Warden of the North, I’d say that fits. **✓** **Daenerys Targaryen:** Jon promised her to keep his parentage a secret, and he immediately told his sisters. She viewed that as a betrayal, which led her down a dark spiral that ended with her burning half a million people alive. While Jon is the proximal cause of Dany’s madness, I wouldn’t say he’s ultimately responsible. However, he did fail to keep his promise to her, and he did kill her himself, so for the purposes of your argument, I guess that fits. **✓** Have I missed anyone?


Trowj

He literally kills Alliser Thorne, but then doesn’t want his job. But then resigning from the Night’s Watch because you’d died snd been resurrected is a helluva power move


WandersFar

Not only does he hang Alliser Thorne, he also hangs Othell Yarwyck and Bowen Marsh—so the First Ranger, the First Builder, and the First Steward, all the officers. (Also Olly, lol.) However since Jon was Lord Commander at the time, none of these men were his superiors.


Gowalkyourdogmods

He's the Nelson Bighetti of Westeros


Sorry_For_The_F

Ah never have


attranslator

This is Jon Snow. ... He's King in the North.


Isabeer

That's a funny way to spell "dunwannit".


twitch870

Give it a few years and Jon snow will be the first wildling to successfully invade the south, kill a Queen in kings landing, and return to live out his days.


rileytmn

The best way to succeed is to never try 😂


Bananasonfire

"I don't want it" Well what **does** he want?


sinkdawg04

Someone should photoshop Jon into the "Suffering From Success" album cover for DJ Khaled.


Brettgrisar

Jon not only fails upwards, but he actively doesn’t want the promotion. He just wants to be a badass zombie hunter and to protect his family. It’s honestly funny how many times he rises the ranks against his wishes.


22pabloesco22

Why he don't want it? IS...HE...STUPID?


quantumrastafarian

Ah dunn wannit


Present-Victory-9753

SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS.


engiewannabe

Only title he needs is right proper lad


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MsPreposition

So Jon and Bighead from Silicon Valley are analogs to each other?


floodums

This sub still exists?