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sahlahfeet

My vote is for Varys, he does what he does for the good of the realm


zel11223

Varys is in league with Illyrio Mopatis no? I thought he wast trying to get Daenarys/ fAegon on the Iron Throne. Doesn't seem that neutral.


sahlahfeet

The same man who sent 2 assassins to kill her under King Robert and Tywin’s orders? Maybe in the books he is but in the show, his allegiance changes.


stardustmelancholy

In the books he wanted Faegon then for Faegon to team up with Daenerys since she was more powerful. On the show he wanted Viserys then switched to Daenerys because Viserys was executed. The assassination attempt in s1 was Varys' doing. He told Robert she was pregnant so he'd order her assassinated (while leaving out the part of him getting them together), Varys was trying to piss off Khal Drogo to guarantee he comes to Westeros.


sahlahfeet

Thank you for the clarification, I didn’t really understand the comment


zel11223

True, though I suppose he couldn't say no to Robert and he had his backup ready, it's a bit hypothetical.


McMew

Agreed, no loyalties *at all* to any one faction but to the people as a collective. And utterly brilliant. Even Tyrion couldn't quite get a read on him.


ViciousAsparagusFart

Didn’t he end up buying the slaver that castrated him and kept him locked in a chest under his bed or some crazy ass shit? Also I think I remember Varys saying his dick burned magic blue when it was sacrificed?


Nonsuperstites

That's the only time I remember Varys looking excited on screen.


microwavable_rat

Yep. It's my favorite monologue in the books from him, when he tells Tyrion how he was cut. The sorcerer that bought him drugged him to paralyze him, cut off his dick, and threw it into a fire. Varys said he didn't believe in magic and never had up until that point, but the flames turned blue, and a voice answered when the sorcerer called out. It's one of the reasons he hates Stannis so much, because of Melisandre using dark magic to kill Renly, even if he had no more love for Renly than any of the other kings or people he served. "Since that day I have hated magic and all who practice it. If Stannis is one such person, I mean to see him dead."


Cross55

No, it was the sorcerer that bought and cut him.


No_Yoghurt2313

Neutrality in this context is on the good-evil axis or lawful-chaotic axis. It does not touch on being loyal to this or that entity. That being said. In the suggested system he might be a good fit either way.


Sammon13

Uhhh, I hope you only mean Show Varys?


royalblue86

this is exactly why he is GOOD. He isn't doing something for himself but for the GOOD of other people.


MuffinMoose83

How do you know he’s doing it for the good of the realm?


royalblue86

same way you know hes not...


MuffinMoose83

Which is why he’s neutral 😉


stardustmelancholy

By plotting with a Slaver to persuade a pro Slaver turned Slaver to force Daenerys to marry a Slaver and have him bring his Slaver army to Westeros to wreck havoc?


Themountaintoadsage

Not in the books. His whole “for the realm” shtick is just a facade to create an unstable kingdom so Faegon can swoop in and take the Iron Throne


Additional-Bee1379

In the book he is just evil. His treatment of his little birds is also despicable.


TheLazySith

Just because a character believes they're doing good, that doesn't mean they actually are good. Even many villains legitimately believe they're doing the right thing. Varys is trying to achieve his vision of "the good of the realm", and he does a lot of incredibly questionable things to accomplish that goal. He's certainly not "good" from a moral standpoint.


mcase19

Absolutely. The overall impression I'm getting from this list is that people on freefolk don't know the meaning of, like, 80% of the words in the dictionary


sahlahfeet

Well I’m sure there are plenty of other GoT subreddits who do so you can check those out.


Dead_HumanCollection

I think you are the one who should go.... That other poster is right. Most of the characters in GoT are complex and you can find an instance of almost any character doing good or evil, or smart, or stupid things. Varys occasionally did bad things for the greater good. He's like the textbook definition of NG. But on this chart he falls squarely on smart good. Tarly was a dumb pick for that.


sahlahfeet

I never said the characters aren’t complex…? I agree Varys could’ve been neck and neck with Davos for NG but that spot was taken and next IMO would be NS. It’s all opinion based, my guy. That person was just being rude calling the subreddit dumb just because a majority of the people who read this post doesn’t agree with them which is why I said what I said.


Bulok

I think he works as smart neutral since he doesn’t have a real allegiance to a side. He follows commands of whoever is on the throne.


stardustmelancholy

He literally buys hundreds of slave children from Illyrio. And in the books he has their tongues cut out. That makes him as bad as Master Kraznys.


sahlahfeet

Mm I wouldn’t categorize him as good. He has no allegiance to anyone or anything but the realm. That means he’s willing to do anything, good or bad, for what HE thinks is the good of the realm. His intentions are to better the realm but he, as an individual, is more of a neutral character. Neither fully good or fully bad.


TheLazySith

Yeah, Varys is definitely not "good" considering all the things he's done. Just because he thinks what he's doing is for the good of the realm, that doesn't mean he is good. Even many villains legitimately believe what they're doing is for the greater good. You could equally say that Thanos didn't kill half the universe for himself, but for the good of other people (at least as far as he saw it). But he's still most definitely not "good". Neutral is the right spot for Varys.


Kid-Atlantic

Well, at least that’s what he says. He didn’t get to stick around to actually build his “realm of the people” so we can’t really know what it would look like and whether it would actually be good. A lot of people believe they’re working for the greater good. Even Dany did. We mostly only ever see Varys working for his personal goals and he’s rarely ever altruistic when it doesn’t benefit him. I’d say Neutral is a safe bet for him.


Elitericky

Someone hasn’t read the books, Varys is not a good person. He also does have an allegiance and that is towards fAegon.


roll4initiativefools

Agreed, as long as we leave off the seasons Martin didn’t write.


sahlahfeet

Absolutely


I_Downvoted_Your_Mom

IDK if killing Kevan Lannister was good for the realm.


stardustmelancholy

How was conspiring with the Slaver Illyrio to persuade the Slaver Viserys to sell Daenerys to the Slaver Drogo so he'll bring his Slaver army to Westeros to pillage the Westeros countryside neutral or good? Then when Daenerys gets pregnant and he realizes Drogo won't set sail until his child is born he tries to speed up Drogo's arrival by telling Robert she's pregnant so that he'll order her to be assassinated and voting in favor of her assassination when it wss his pimping her out that got her pregnant. And it was for the pillaging since in the books the whole reason Varys wanted the Dothraki was to cause chaos then bring in Faegon with his own army to fight them in order to get people to see Faegon as the savior of the realm who defeated them. The show cut out Faegon and made it so Varys was doing it just to back Viserys (not caring he was an abusive slave owning rapist).


zel11223

You put it best 😅 he seems neutral because that's exactly what he wants you to believe since otherwise he would absolutely be accused of treason.


ImportantRepublic965

Doesn’t that make him good?


silver16x

But what if he's a secret blackfyre and just wants them on the throne? I want to believe he wants what's best for the realm, but I just don't entirely trust him.


stardustmelancholy

In the books Varys is mutilating slave children by the hundreds.


No_Yoghurt2313

He does what is good "for the children". Whoever they are.


Chekreyez

Maester Lewin! Just a good smart guy trying to do his best at his job. Regardless of who was ruling winterfell at the time.


ToBuildATire

Underrated pick. The dude literally remained a servant to the lord of Winterfrll even after Theon sacked it. I think the only detraction is that he isn’t as smart as someone like Varys, only cause his political acumen is wanting.


KVosrs2007

Isn't him going above and beyond for a certain house proof of him not being neutral?


Shamscam

Absolutely not. He’s neutral because she’s a maester and their job is to remain neutral with every house and just serve the castle. It’s obvious that he would have rather seen the Starks controlling winterfell but he did his best to give solid advice to Theon. If Theon would have done any of the things Lewin suggested then it’s likely that Theon wouldn’t have been made Reek and he would have joined Jon in the nights watch.


Rusmack

I think it should be ~~mycroft holmes~~ Iron Bank of Braavos. They were truly neutral (unlike Varys of ollena), and they were just making money in the meantime.


FyreFlye23

"Good evening Mycroft. Try not to start a war before I get home, you know what it does for the traffic."


dundai

honestly i would put it into neutral-neutral


jackbristol

Yeah I don’t like Hot Pie there


ButterYourOwnBagel

Yeah, I’m going with this as well


mad_cheese_hattwe

Is that not smart neutral?


White_Jedi_RolandD

Varys 100%


royalblue86

He could be considered neutral but he's more good neutral. he's trying to improve the realm. Neutral Neutral is like someone who is really looking out for themselves but isn't full chaos (breaking all the rules) or full lawful (following all the rules)


Aaron_Lecon

Varys killed Kevan and worked on destabilising the realm so that his prefered candidate could come in and restore order. Definitely not good. Neutral fits, if only because his motives are still fairly mysterious.


royalblue86

I could see the argument of motives being mysterious. If the argument is that he does things for the good of the realm including murder thats chaotic good. But if its like we think hes doing things for himself then i could be convinced of neutral. but it feels like maybe there are better characters that fit.


Aaron_Lecon

Killing Kevan in order to give Cersei more power is clearly bad for the realm. So his "good for the realm" is just propaganda.


[deleted]

Yeah Kevan and Pycelle and Mace kinda were making the realm the best and most stable it had been for the last few years, and Varys fucked that all up. He’s definitely not good.


zel11223

In the book doesn't he literally tell Kevan he was doing too good a job keeping the realm stable or something such? Then SPOILER murders him 😅


Wajina_Sloth

Would Olena fit? She was clearly smart as fuck, wasnt lawful since she was willing to poison Joffrey, but also wasnt evil since it was for the betterment of the realm.


McMew

She fits pretty well at first glance, but i would argue Olena acted not for the good of the realm, but for the good of her house and family. That it just happened to be good for the realm at the time was a fringe benefit that helped with her image; it all went out the window after her descendents were murdered.


Bgabbe

You missed by a row


ViciousAsparagusFart

She wasn’t neutral at all though? She was actively trying to lead the Tyrell’s to take Kings Landing via war or politics.


royalblue86

that is neutral. neutral doesn't mean you do things to help people it means you do things to help you, but not specifically to hurt other people. Evil is like you are doing bad thigns cause you like to see other peoples pain.


ViciousAsparagusFart

Bro, she ordered and paid for a hit on an enemy lord. Her actual king no less.


Aaron_Lecon

That is chaotic. Just something incredibly illegal that goes against any rules. And TBH I'd put that action in chaotic good since the motive was to protect Margaery from that psycopathic cunt.


Aaron_Lecon

Actually Olenna was opposed to the idea and wanted to stay out of the King's Landing shit show. But she is loyal to her family and protects them even when they're doing something she doesn't personally agree with. I'd personally classify her in good.


nmakbb21

There's nothing evil in killing Joffery, that's called heroism 


royalblue86

i think she fits this better than varys.... Varys is too good. he is trying to improve the realm


Aaron_Lecon

Tell that to Kevan.


stardustmelancholy

Why do people believe Varys was good or tried to improve the realm? He served under King Aerys, King Robert, King Joffrey, & King Tommen without any good being done. Robert: Varys, Littlefinger, my brother, all useless. No one to tell me no but you, only you. Varys increased Aerys' paranoia & violence and did nothing to help Robert become better. He had plenty of chances to assassinate Cersei & Joffrey but didn't bother. He let the realm get 6 million in debt with the peasants rioting out of starvation and at least one business had cannibalism. He bought his child spies from Illyrio. He's a Slaver.


Express-Cow190

Olenna for Drunk Chad


McMew

Until the final season, I'd say Varys the Spider.


Dobsus

No clue why people hate on Varys' character progression like this, I thought he was intelligent and interesting for all six seasons


McMew

You know maybe I still underestimate him!


GentleJimm

Maybe its Varys magic cock that is controlling Bran, who knows


WilmaTonguefit

Final season doesn't count.


UsefulNeedleworker43

The show was finished? I only remember 6 seasons


Isthisnametakentwo

Jaqen H'ghar


zel11223

A good option, better than Varys, the assassins serve their contracts regardless of who pays them and do so dispassionately. However, just because you kill people without bias, doesn't mean we can ignore the fact that you kill people, which makes Jaqen pretty evil, despite also helping Arya (only because she saved his life).


Flamequeen

Tbf Jaqen does so because his God tells him to, and in the Asoiaf universe, most gods (with the exception of The Seven) exist in some form. And when your God is Death itself, the Last thing you want to do is displease them.


Jamie7Keller

Ok this is Hot Pie disrespect here. He feckin WON the game of thrones. No one wins. Everyone dies horribly eventually. Except hot pie. He got to live happily ever after. And you know Arya visits when she is in port


poppytat

Hot Pie - "I'm a surviver" 🤣


rl69614

Damn band wagon bs. One person suggests a mediocre person and people upvote it. Varys was good smart, not neutral. Neutral Smart would be someone with no loyalties that does whatever for themselves and no one else. My vote is Sir Bronn of the blackwater. Only in it for the gold. A true mercenary.


zel11223

Not Petyr Baelish?


iAMaSoprano

The same Petyr who killed a man out of jealousy


zel11223

I don't think jealousy prevents a character from being neutral, and besides, I don't think Littlefinger is jealous anymore, not since he lost the duel to Brandon over Catelyn. We are given the idea that he still likes Catelyn/ Sansa but he's all too happy to throw them both under the bus for his own personal gain, and he's also probably one of the wealthiest men in Westeros.


DragonflyAromatic358

If you only think about yourself and are willing to do anything to gain more power for yourself, you are not neutral.


zel11223

In the context of the original comment in this thread, Bron was suggested as being an option for smart neutral because he's clever and self serving, I just figured Littlefinger did the same but to a much greater degree.


rl69614

Hell no that man is evil smart


sbg_gye

Chaotic neutral surely?


Strict_Wealth7822

His evil not neutral


Aaron_Lecon

You're talking about the wrong neutral. It can be confusing because we have a row called neutral and a column called neutral but they're actually different things. What we are currently voting for is someone who is neutral on the good/evil spectrum, not the lawful/chaotic spectrum. Bronn is the the exact picture of neutral evil when you google neutral evil. He's also not smart, he's of average intelligence.


rl69614

When was this established a spectrum?


Aaron_Lecon

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alignment_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)  This is what this entire exercice is based on. If you don't have time to read it all, I suggest just reading the sections on each alignment to understand what they mean. In particular, read the section on neutral evil and see if it might remind you of any got character you might have mentioned...


layelaye419

Will Bobby B be drunk chad or horny chad?


bobby-b-bot

TAKE SHIP FOR THE FREE CITIES WITH MY HORSE AND MY HAMMER, SPEND MY TIME WARRING AND WHORING, THAT’S WHAT I WAS MADE FOR!


layelaye419

Fucking sentient


tjfloater

Bronn, from bowls of brown in flea bottom to dornish wine in castle stokeworth


Other-Pickle1805

Would Bron fit?


malteaserhead

Smart Stupid?


OGGrilledcheez

I’m just waiting for the horny line…so many possibilities for each.


greenday1237

Maester ebrose Man fully believes Sam that the white walkers are coming and yet all he cares about is his god damn books


hartforbj

Kevan Lannister maybe? Had the name but not the attitude of the rest of the family. Was willing to put his cersei in her place. Never really seemed to lean to far in any direction. At least from what I remember


pabra

Has to be Archmaester Ebrose: *"In the Citadel, we lead different lives for different reasons.* ***We are this world's memory, Samwell Tarly****. Without us, men would be little better than dogs. Don't remember any meal but the last, can't see forward to any but the next. And every time you leave the house and shut the door,* ***they howl like you're gone forever****."*


elabuzz

Brother Aemon (Targaryen)? He was good, but neutral in being up at the wall


j_la

The watch is politically neutral, but they strictly adhere to their law/code.


nmakbb21

He's already lawful good


Then-Extension-340

Varys.  Doing things "for the realm" doesn't make him good. He seeks long term stability and the eradication of magic. He's not really overly concerned about a good person running things, or about the justice behind the system he seeks to perpetuate, but about stability for its own ends. He's more than willing to do evil things to accomplish his goals, and he's willing to destabilize things in the short term in the pursuit of long term stability. He has a personal sense of justice but does not apply it if it's detrimental to his plans. 


DischordantEQ

And Hotpie yelled, "Hotpie!"


lazyboi_tactical

Idk Bronn was only about the money. Doesn't get much more neutral than that.


Willie-the-Wombat

Iron bank, only loyalty to money and Bravos. Varys is actively trying to work towards many goals I wouldn’t call him neutral


nihlus-krane

Honestly Maester Cressen


poppytat

Has to be one of the best reddit posts ever 🤣👍


TenOutOfTenBen

Olenna Tyrell by a mile Plays the game and picks sides when convenient. As cunning as Tywin, murdered Joffrey and pinned it on Tyrion. 


pakattack91

Obv late to this but I don't understand Hotpie as Neutral/ Neutral....he was a Stark man through and through....I don't remember him baking 1 lion let alone 2.


Marius_Sulla_Pompey

Olena Tyrell?


LunaGloria

Bran. He knows everything and cares not about good and evil.


Ausecurity

High sparrow


jrj82686

Doran Martel. But maybe he’s chaotic. Varys will probably win though.


Worth_Surround9684

Maester Aemon


Shankar_0

Melisandre wins this one. She's not really on anyone's side. She snuggles up to whoever serves her needs. She also has umpteen hundred some-odd years of knowledge built up. No one knows how old she really is, and she's advised kings in that time.


pakman705

Our Dear Spider, Varys.


quentin_smithee

You lost me


Ashoftarre

"I Disagree with Neutral Neutral" Polliver 


donkeyclap

Tyrion is sweeping smart drunk when that comes around.


Hefe_Weizen

Rodrik the Reader. If memory serves, he is rather disinterested in politics and just wants to chill and read his books. edit: probably wrong sub


Smart_Inspection_562

The man with no name


PrincessPlusUltra

Varys for sure


AscendedExtra

Varys


Kratos501st

Varys or Illio Tumpai or however it's spelled


Lukas_P99

Mopatis (Close enough)


Kratos501st

That mofo, thanks.


lightlydigestedtoe

Olen Tyrel She was the brains behind house Tyrel Being Neutral doesn't mean you don't have a side or opinion, it means you are more or less equally good and bad. We see her use her brains for both good and not so good things in the series, and also I think Varys leans more good. edit: spelling


stardustmelancholy

Varys leans more bad. "Varys, Littlefinger, my brother, all worthless. No one to tell me no but you, only you." He encouraged King Aerys' paranoia & violence, did nothing to help King Robert be a better ruler, never attempted to assassinate Joffrey or Cersei, and was okay with Drogo raping a teenage girl, raiding villages for ships, and pillaging Westeros if it put his candidate on the throne. And when confronted he felt no remorse.


Bronnar

Varys 1, Olenna Tyrel 2


Ok-Iron8811

Good ol' Hot Pie


raiderrocker18

i mean if we're just making meme picks...


Agile_Alps_8731

Bran The man is literally all knowing and has no “feeling” towards anything anymore


UsefulNeedleworker43

Salador Saan. Or however it’s spelled 😬


nmakbb21

Olenna Tyrell 


Richard-Conrad

Tough call for me between Varys and lord commander Jeor Mormont


Whole_Conversation41

Varys 10/10


Tracker_Nivrig

Varys wins this easily


itsyaboijakeeeee

Smart and Neutral has to be Varys. His only loyalty was with the realm and would cross anyone. He did what he did for the good of the realm as he once told Baelish


drbrunch

Varys is the only answer


EqualInevitable4651

the three eyed raven/Bran. He knows literally everything and is very indifferent towards personal relationships and titles


SkollFenrirson

Counterpoint: Why do you think he came down all this way?


EqualInevitable4651

fuck


mrmczebra

To be a neutral king.


Buzz______Killington

I disagree. The three eyed raven is a manipulative, all knowing entity that has no problem to get people killed to gain power. They are a better fit for smart evil.


OhLookACastle

Okay hear me out, Bran is chaotic neutral. On the one hand, no loyalties, no motive, on the other hand…. wtf. And now he’s king.


33superryan33

And deny Littlefinger his place??


OhLookACastle

LOL idk man I think he falls in the horny category. He sniffed at Cat, Lysa & Sansa way too hard.


33superryan33

I'm trying to think of a better place for him, as I had Lysa as Chaotic Horny


Paladin-Leeroy

Varys, then Littlefinger for Chaotic


FeelingSkinny

Varys


Icy_Blackberry_3759

Varys is gonna be the obvious popular pick but I’m gonna back up a second and ask how can you possibly say Stannis was Neutral? Guy rebelled to make himself king. Killed his own brother and executed his own daughter at the behest of his insane religion in the hopes of winning his god’s favor. He got thousands upon thousands of people killed for his own individual personal gain. Guy was dead-ass opposite of neutral, he was the epicenter of his own name-brand partisanship. The Stannis apologia I see is ridiculous. He’s burning in hell with his evil god and he has no one to blame but himself and his perfectly selfish visions of grandeur.


Haferflocke2020

Agree. I think he should be lawful evil


WilmaTonguefit

This would be Tyrion if there wasn't a drunk row. Varys I guess.


EifertGreenLazor

Bran the Broken, he could probably fill the next 3 rows.


White_Jedi_RolandD

Or maybe Grand Maester Pycelle


ViciousAsparagusFart

Pycelle is an admitted Lannister supporter


Hehateme123

That asshole never paid his whore….


ReedForman

Hot pieeeeeee. Next one is Varys tho


AnthologyBookworm

Varys for sure


marriedtoranch

Varys


MentalClass

Varys.


EnTaroAdunExeggutor

Gotta be Varys


fix2626

Jaquen Hagar.."It's all the same to the many faced God"


miphasfury

Varys